#chocolate rhys tho....

[just-rhys-things]

This is my first V-Day without my mom to lovingly give Pal-entine chocolates to, and I'd bought myself chocolate to carry on the tradition of me having Tasty Holiday TreatsTM to open while aroace (incurable) on VDay and???

My new roommates got me BALLOONS 🥹

One has a lil ALIEN ON IT!!!!

And silly lil knick knacks~

I feel vury loved 🥹❤️‍🩹

#rhys does things #aromantic #asexual #aroace #theyve only known me for just over a month #i got each of them a lil box of non-romantic labeled vday chocolates in case they were lonely #i dont expect anything in return tho #me and my mom were just big givers so Ive always gotten chocolates on VDay from her

[xxrhxysxx]

John Price headcanons #1

this will be multiple parts because I love this man also I'm really trying to write more.

(TW: nothing really, some swearing and very little talk on sexuality and what he finds sexy)

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He likes chocolate ice cream. It is literality his favorite flavor ( he used to eat an unhealthy amount when he was a kid lol)

He’s more of a coffee person than a tea person.

When he was a kid he used to have a cute little doggy named Valorie. He lost her to old age and now really likes the song by Amy Winehouse.

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When he was a kid he also had a big fat crush on Princess Tiana from The Princess and the Frog.

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He almost got married once but it really didn’t work out…

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I personally HC him as unlabeled sexually. he likes both men and women, and if had to pick he would say bisexual but he isn’t sure. He really doesn't care as long as he and whoever he's with are both happy.

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He had a shit ton of black friends growing up lol ( this is probably why he's so fond of Gaz) He most likely had a black girlfriend at some point. Long term too!

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He takes really good care of his beard.

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The first time he had non-British food he damn near left the country permanently. This man was in love ( he specifically loves Indian and Jamaican cuisine)

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He loves 80s-2000s rock but also listens to jazz and R&B.

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Probably has a small crush on Megan Thee Stallion ( it really is not that small lol breaks his neck whenever her name is mentioned in conversation) Gaz is on his ass about it lol

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He has a slight dad-bod

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He thinks open-backed clothes are sexy

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He lives in an apartment it is quite big but it's nothing special. He wants a pet to come home to but he’d be too worried it will die while he is gone.

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He would love his partner no matter what. You would need to do something world-shattering for him to stop loving you.

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He snores so fucking loud omg... (It's bad guys... Real bad)

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. That's it. I had a lot of run writing this and I hope you guys enjoyed reading it my request are in fact open so if anyone what to sent a request I'd be happy to answer it. Tho it might take me a minute because in a slow writer and school is hard lol-rhys☆

#task force 141 x reader #cod x reader #captain john price #john price headcanons #call of duty x reader #cod headcanons #tf141 x reader #john price x reader #captain price

[dustjacketmusings]

Cassian has such a SET morning routine! It always includes:

1. Wake up at the ass crack of dawn 🌄

2. Workout and get those morning gains 💪

3. Shower with that 5 step hair routine! He's got the shampoo. The conditioner. He's got the curl cream. He's scrunching. He's plopping. 🧖‍♂️

4. Make a delicious protein heavy breakfast (maybe throw some chocolate in for Nes) 🍳

You're so close tho!

Cassian wakes up at dawn

Goes to the gym

Showers at the gym, not his hair tho

Gets his morning shake thing on his way to work

Does whatever the fuck he does

Goes home

Does his nightly run

Shower again

Contemplates using the gel mor got him but they made fun of him last time he put in effort. Runs his hands through his hair

Puts on the tightest shirt known to man

Gets fucking wasted and loses the shirt somehow

(Wakes up at rhys' house and puts on his spare sweats to run back to his car and then home)

#multiple showers but like hes not sitting around waiting for step two of hair care #hair every 2nd 3rd day whatever and thats it #he did go through a period where he slicked it back #it looked very bad #asks #caty not you too 😂 #mutuals my beloved

[moononastring]

Can you by any chance give us a completely random Eris/Iris head cannon ? It could be like weird quirks about each other or something that they do, around that area, it doesn’t necessarily have to have anything to do with SMTB and the direction the story’s going! Of course I request this if it isn’t too much of a bother! Love you and you’re writing !! I miss flower girl and fire boy (the other one, not elucien, tho I love them too)

Babes, you can always ask about my darlings and I will always want to answer.

They like to do their own solo activities throughout the day but like to be in the same room doing it.

Part of their daily routine is to take all 12 doggos for a walk.

Eris wakes up earlier than Iris so he always leaves her something on his pillow for when she wakes up. Chocolate, flowers, a little dagger. Sometimes an erotic and highly inappropriate poem. In return, Iris likes to leave him something on his desk. A flower, a drawing with a middle finger on it, an erotic letter with a kiss stain on the bottom as her signature.

Iris likes to wake him up with kisses on his back (especially when she's the big spoon), Eris likes to wake her up with kisses on her thighs and makes his way up between them.

When Eris is reading reports and concentrating, he likes to play with something in his hand.

Iris ends up creating a program for those interested in becoming healers and is very hands-on with it.

When they're in public and either of them becomes overwhelmed (Iris usually more than Eris), they squeeze the other's hand three times to indicate that they need a break.

They have a specific look that is their public smoke signal for sex. The look is accompanied by a light tug on the earlobe and they find themselves quickly looking for a private space.

Iris struggles to make friends in the court at first and it takes her a while to be comfortable approaching people without worrying they're being two-faced about it. She's a friendly introvert so it doesn't bother her as she's used to and enjoys her own company. She mostly sticks to her friendship with Elain and Lucien and they become really close, especially after Beron is kicked to the curb and they actually visit the Autumn Court more often. Once she starts the healer program, she finds a lot of like-minded people she begins to trust.

Eris likes to subtly match all his outfits to what Iris wears. In public events, he's very obvious with it and almost as obnoxious as Rhys about it.

One of the things that ends up happening once Beron kicks the curb is Iris bringing out the child in both of them. Their inner child comes to the surface so there are a lot of childish pranks that occur and just...a lot of fun to be had. Putting a bucket on top of a door so when Eris opens it, he gets soaked. Iris waking up and realizing he had put shaving cream in her hand and now she smeared her face and hair with it. They find a mostly abandoned hallway to slide in their socks because Eris will be damned if as a High Lord he's caught doing that. It doesn't matter that she forced him to get some kind of small mattress that they ride down the gliding staircases with and everyone pretends not to see their High Lord laughing his ass off. Simple joys that they didn't get to experience as children, they make up for it as adults. And when they have their kiddo? It gets even more ridiculous.

I hope you enjoyed hehe. Eiris are always on my mind and I appreciate you so much for loving them and asking about them!! ♥️♥️♥️

#eris vanserra #eris vanserra x oc #eiris headcanons #eiris #smtb asks #asks #'nonnie #smtb #also I didn't realize that INDEED they are flower girl and fire boy just a different edition HAHA

[shallyne]

Okay, I was wondering what the characters favourite seasons are

Let's begin with Rhys: because I don't have a clue. I don't really see him as a summer person, tho. Maybe Winter?

Feyre: Autumn. She loves to wear Rhys's sweaters, drinking hot chocolate and read a book while outside it gets cooler. She loves to paint with Autumn colors

Amren: Summer. Nobody would think summer and that's why she loves it. And she loves visiting Varian in the summer court.

Cassian: Summer. He can't wait for summer to arrive so he doesn't have to beg tarquin to let him into the summer court. He can now enjoy the temperatures himself

Mor: I can totally see Mor as a summer girlie, too. But I can also see her in spring.

Azriel: Spring. Azriel quietly enjoys seeing the winter fading into spring. Flowers are blooming. The world gets more colors. And it's nice to fly in the spring breeze.

Elain: Elain sees the good in every season. Although, she resents winter a little because they had to survive in the cottage for years and winter was hard. I can see her favoring spring, tho. She loves seeing all the flowers bloom and the colors coming back.

Nyx: Winter. Nyx loves winter. He loves going to the snowball fights with his papa and his uncles. He loves visiting his friend (Viviane and Kallias child) in the winter court and playing with her in the snow. And he adores the little messenger foxes in the winter court.

Bryaxis: night

#acotar #a court of thorns and roses #feyre archeron #Rhys #Rhysand #Mor #Morrigan #Azriel #Cassian #Amren #baby nyx #nyx acotar #nyx archeron #nyx #feyre #feyre cursebreaker #high lady of the night court #mor acotar #amren acotar #cassian acotar #azriel acotar #high lord rhysand #high lord of the night court #pro bryaxis #baby bryaxis #Bryaxis

[feysandfeels]

Okay fair enough! I agree that Sarah’s juxtaposition of an abusive vs a healthy relationship is top notch. I was completely mind blown to realize that tamlin wasn’t meant to be the main love interest. And rhysands confession of love, him telling the whole story from his POV when they’re in the cabin just makes me cry every time. I definitely do love a lot of aspects of her writing.

I gotta ask you about one more thing tho: I felt like in the novellas both rhysands and feyres characters got kinda butchered. I think it was completely out of character for them to want a child so soon and to move to a bigger palace. Also rhysands lying about the risk of feyres pregnancy and his treatment of nesta (who did the only right thing imo) was extremely out of character and definitely abusive. I sincerely hope this isn’t swiped under the rug but i think I’ll be disappointed since the characters seem to be ok with all of it. What do you think about the whole thing?

Oh boy ACOFAS is just *high pitched mmmm*. It's just another Christmas Special and unless you are Downton Abbey Christmas Specials are rarely the highlight of the show. Like I love it for the vibes and Mor is terrible at presents and Rhysand just got her a house and Cassian and Feyre got drunk decorating and look at me painting. It was literally for the xmas vibes and the hot chocolate. And well if you have the means to buy a bigger house and you want the bigger house and it suits your needs, why not buy the bigger house you know? Although I deeply loved the town house.

The only thing I really disliked of ACOSF was how Feyre mocked Lucien's friends. Baby that was uncool.

Regarding the pregnancy thing that is the one aspect about Feysand's story that I am still oscillating. On the one hand the whole novella Feyre is talking to this woman who just lost her husband and I think that, paired with her loosing Rhys and the repercussions of the war make her change her stance on motherhood. So that makes sense, the change of mentality from that moment in MAF when she says she does not want kids now to FAS when she says she's open to start trying is completely mapped and coherent with Feyre. Rhys always wanted babies if she was down for it. When you experience so much loss and you get reminded of that trauma, it does not seem out of place to not take anything for granted and start exploring options now rather than wait for a "later" that will never come.

On the other hand I am extrapolating my current situation to this character and that makes me feel is too soon and she is too young. Like I am taking her situation out of her fantasy context it is in, and the very specific social and historical context these stories take place in and then applying it to my own 21st non fantasy one and that makes me say HONEY NO YOU ARE TOO YOUNG.

My indisposition towards Feyre's motherhood comes also from this deep rooted patriarchal view of motherhood that I am still untangling from that conveys motherhood as the moment the life of the woman shifts completely and everything becomes *her kid*. In other words, the woman who was before ceases to exist only to become a mother, her plans, her dreams, her hopes get put on hold for the sake of the child. I am tired of the discourse that one stops being oneself only to become the mother of someone else. While I know that even though becoming a mother those demand a big adjustment in anyone's life I feel people demand more adjustment from the woman than the man. I have talked about this to some of my friends who already have kids and they constantly tell me that despite the big adjustment they still feel they are living their lives and having aspirations that are just their own (and working towards those). My fear of motherhood comes from not knowing how one could effectively balance ones own ambitions and taking care of the baby.

This fear that they use this archaical notion of motherhood when writing Feyre's mothering journey is what makes me nervous of it. I understand that Feyre as the main main character is done, she will become a supporting role in the next stories and I am okay with that, but I do not want that on top of that they are sidelining her further because #SomeoneHasToStayHomeAndTakeCareOfNyx. I don't want the main battle happening against Koshei or the asteri or whoever is the big baddie, and everyone and their mothers are there but Feyre isn't because she had to stay behind for Nyx. This is my fear with this narrative.

Admittedly this is something I did not enjoy in ACOSF, that for the most part, what I got to know of my baby's journey was through Rhys. I was like I love you Rhys but if we could spend some of your page time with Feyre instead that would be amazing. I felt that kind of shifted towards the end of the book so all good.

Now, in regards to the way Rhysand behaved in ACOSF. Do I support it? No. Do I understand it? Yes, I kind of do. I like to explain his behavior as a "his logic was off but his heart was in the right place". Initially, I was quite mad at him, but him keeping this secret seemed more out of desperation, fear, frustration and guilt with the awfulness of it than with him wanting to control Feyre. He reverted to his "I will carry every burden because I do not want to ruin life for anyone else" attitude out of fear, but I think we can all tell that he was mortified and wanted to tell her as soon as he found the solution. He wanted to present her a solution and not a death sentence.

Talking with said friends who are mothers now, some of them were like "no actually I would prefer not knowing and if my partner knows and doesn't tell me because he hasn't found a solution, I prefer it that way" because they wouldn't want to ruin or be in perpetual fear throughout their pregnancy. That helped me see his actions in a more forgiving light.

It made me mad towards him however that he told everyone but Feyre, like even Helion knew... and that was a big no. It's just tactless. The same goes for everyone in the IC. Besties be better and call Rhysand out or go tell her.

I also do not think this will be swiped under the rug. Here I think is the connect the dots thing I mentioned. With sjm not everything happens visible on page but that doesn't mean it is not happening, which to me breathes live into the story. We know how Feyre is we know how she will feel about this... we know she whooped Rhys' ass for doing this and I wouldn't be surprised if he slept on the couch for some nights after. I do not need to see this on page because from the knowledge sjm has given me of her characters I know it happened. I would have loved to see it on page because I love drama. I'm still hopping blondie will release those Feysand chapters she had to cut out of ACOSF. You bet the fight is in those babies.

Nesta telling Feyre was not correct imo because she told her to hurt her because up until that moment she had been perfectly content keeping this secret from her. It was only when she knew she could hurt Feyre as she was hurting that she told her. Personally this nullifies whatever good Nesta's actions might have had. Had she told her before she got mad or as soon as she found out I would have been like "yes Nesta you did excellent my darling".

Finally, regarding Nesta-Rhys, I think Rhys made it perfectly clear on previous books why he wasn't vibing with Nesta so it did not seem out of character the way he treated her in ACOSF. I am glad he is making an effort now. But this goes both ways, Nesta also disliked Rhys and thus the Rhys we were presented in her book was not the Rhys we see from Feyre's perspective who is his mate. Nesta was not going to spend five pages going on how his sass made his eyes deepened with desire and skin glows brighter because of the magnificent intelligent compassionate creature he is. Nesta was going to be like "mmmmm cool leader, not even half as awesome as he thinks he is in person".

The way why these two did not vibe is an interesting one that speaks of their similarities and how they might see certain aspects of themselves that they do not find that amenable in the other one. It could also be a case of they are too similar so they will clash.... like my parents were hahahaha but yeah, I love when the discussion between their relationship dwells into that and not the "well he was mean" and the "well she was a bitch" one. Both had moments where they treated the other poorly, but it should go beyond that when talking about them because when you boil it down they do have many things in common that are presented differently but at their core are the same.

#FeysandfeelsAsks #Feyre Archeron #Rhysand #Feysand #Nesta Archeron #ACOSF #ACOFAS

[moonyplays]

So I just finished ACOTAR like okay, I kinda sorta *guess* Tamlin thinks he loves Feyre but honestly? Not a fan, not my ship. I am spoiled for the second book lmao oops tbh I LOVE RHYS THO????? Gonna see if I can force my bf to cosplay as him hueh hueh hueh

Love Lucien, he deserves SO MANY PETS MY FOXBOY OMG SOMEONE PLS GET HIM A HUG AND SOME MOLTEN CHOCOLATE JSJDISHSHS screaming screaming screaming I don't find him hot because my dad's ginger and I automatically affiliate all redhead men w/ my dad but I LOVE that he's constantly a 3rd wheel.

Rhys? Yes. Give. Me. More.

And ALICE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE STORY??? HER NEPHEWS??? SOBBING. GIRL GET YOUR HAPPINESS

Criticism: not a huge fan of the biological essentialism with the whole "mating" shit but I'm willing to put it aside because everyone fucks all the time anyway and it seems like you can fuck off and ignore it ig? Still not great, gonna keep reading (listening tbh) anyway.

Also I'm listening to these partly at work so really hoping none of the teary-eyed shit happens while I'm at the office (or the *spicy* 👀)

#not tagging the fandom for a REASON #please do not rb with fandom tags or at all

[sourcherrymag]

three poems by rhys feeney (they/them) 

is it hot in here or is it just the palaeocene-eocene thermal maximum

u put ur cold feet on me in bed. i have learnt it is the radical redistribution of amab privilege. i have not grown tht much. i steal the blankets in the middle of the night. i just want to warm. i am warming up to this life of chores like permafrost.  i am dreaming of peat fields smoldering. my mindsceen plays pictures of the oil fields ablaze during the war i watched on the kitchen telly. i am talking in my sleep all abt the paleocene-eocene thermal maximum. the volcanoes. the methane burbs. the ice caps taking a mental health break. the time when the world was at its warmest. when mammals thrived. no i am not talking abt climate change again. we left the heater on even tho the power company said there was not enough power. we are cuddling while coal is being shoveled in to cover the deficit. we are woven into each other in a way tht bodies are made to. coal is probably not shoveled anymore. i picture huntly like a 19th steam train thrusting towards a terminus. there probably isn’t a big man with a big lever tht says more power. my hands are always cold. urs are always clammy. cold gets to my bones like homesickness. an interesting synonym for dull ache. primates first appeared in the rainforests of the PETM. our alpha state was developed in heat. we spread ourselves like contested yeast-based spreads. we sleep in a hothouse earth. condensation drips like in campfire stories. spores are the apex predator here. we lay intertwined like dna being hit by gamma rays. i am thinking abt buying a big winter coat. to live like a new yorker in the movies. always tucked inside. coming out whack-a-mole style to say i’m walking here. i am sleeping here. please do not disturb. i am radiating with warmth & all its synonyms. the PETM caused mass extinctions in the ocean. acidification turned the sea into soda. which explains why i crave sprite when i wake up. the power bill soaring like all those demoralizing graphs. in my mind 2020 was the sequel to 2016. tht sense of time fading. then finally the double helix unravelling from the solar flares. the cold feet on the bathroom floor. the little click of the heater. the dawn chorus & the boiling kettle. 

breakthrough

it will be a cold morning

when the first images from starshot arrive

the sky will be soot dark from the fires

i’ll walk across the basketball courts 

the paint worn off from the hard rain

the bell will ring & the kids in their donated shoes

will huddle round the screen

mouths agape / ready to feast on 4 y/o light 

we’ll watch an ad before the planet slowly filters back to earth

a grainy picture of a world just like ours

one kid (13) who has never tasted real chocolate will say

why didn’t we just take a picture of our own planet

& in my teacher voice i will give some explanation

which doesn’t say tht 50 years ago we had had enough

we sucked the gas from the tundra

we dredged metals out of the ocean

we skied on sands from deserts that came to

our doorstep like delivery drones 

we swiped past water wars on our phones 

until we had had enough & burst & burst

burst in rage & punched a flotilla of

mass produced probes w a laser strong enough

to power this country for years

sent iphone parts flying towards prox b

little survey pegs in the void

then the smog siren will sound 

& we will put our masks on

the students will turn on their devices

& i will say tht

today we are learning abt communication skills

it will help u get a job (i’ll say)

primordial depression soup 

it’s wednesday & i’m making soup. the flat is quiet except for the dehumidifier rattle. a light drizzle brushes the window. 

it’s 9:28pm: I just got home. I turn the hob on w/o looking at the dial, then pour in the water / cover / wait

it’s wednesday & I am going through my mental checklist to make sure I am not losing my mind:

am I eating enough

have people started to comment on my energy levels

can I distinguish b/t dreams & real life

can I remember being content

am I binging too much content

do I have anarcho-primitive urges

when the water reaches a boil, I add the tom yum paste / dried shitake / white pepper. let it go for a while, then add frozen dumplings. I step outside into the engulfing cloudcover

it’s 9:36pm: i am just following packet instructions

in the upper-paleolithic, when ppl first learnt to boil food, they warmed river stones on coals. placed them into leaves full of water. added the food & waited

it’s 9:39pm: I am waiting.

the dumplings are starting to share their secret insides. some have broken in the heat. when a stone is heated and cooled repeatedly it starts to glaze + crack. this is how we track the development of boiling in archaeological records. the term for this is crazing.  the root-word for crazy

it’s 9:43pm: I am full of cracks

the soup burns my tongue. i eat in front of my email inbox. type up a lesson for tomorrow. think about opening an incognito tab but fall asleep before I can 

it’s 7:20am: the soup is half-finished on the desk

condensation drips down the window

rhys feeney (they/them) is a high school teacher in Te Whanganui-a-Tara, Aotearoa. Their debut chapbook, soyboy, was published in AUP New Poets 7 (2020). Their favourite fruit is oranges on summer days.

#poem #poetry

[feyremylove]

if this has been done already pls tell me BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN’T CONTAIN MY GIGGLING EVERY OTHER TIME I READ THE NAME “RHYS” AND THINK “RHYS CUPS” AND IT’S KILLING ME The lovely face courtesy of @merwild (sorry I forgot the source the first time. Forgive me ♥ )

#rhysand #feysand #Rhys #high lord of the night court #ACOTAR #ACOMAF #ACOWAR #chocolate rhys tho.... #Velaris #SJM

[broodybatboy]

House of Wind Friendships

Summary: I’m obsessed with the idea of Gwyn moving into the House of Wind. Can u imagine Gwyn and Cassian shenanigans? The Azriel and Nesta friendship?!?

Azriel + Nesta as BFFs:

Nesta and Azriel enjoy companionable silences and sit reading books/reports together.

Azriel is an EXCELLENT dancer. He’s the only person that Cassian will let dance with Nesta in Court of Nightmares.

After a series of unfortunate events, *cough* ACCIDENTAL STABBING, Azriel and Gwyn are temporarily NOT allowed on the same team during games.

Azriel & Nesta like to team up for game nights. They are SO good.

One time, Nesta threatened to withhold ~doing the dirty~ with Cass and he immediately gave up.

“BETRAYAL. CASSIAN, YOU ARE WEAK.” - gwyn vowing vengeance

Azriel and Nesta just ROASTING Cassian to the point where he’s like "plz stop" 🥺🥺🥺

“Illyrian baby” - both of them

Nesta being a major wingwoman and setting up situations for Azriel and Gwyn to be alone.

Nesta giving Azriel pep talks and supporting him whenever he doubts he is worthy of Gwyn.

Azriel holding space for Nesta and bringing her sweets and chocolate when she’s having a rough time (Az has a secret stash of sweets).

The Valkyries going on missions and Nesta hugging Azriel and promising

“I’ll protect her and bring her back to you.”

Azriel going with Cassian to Windhaven and on dangerous missions. He promises Nesta

“I will have his back. Always.”

Az resuming his chaperone duties and being the worst chaperone ever.

Azriel: “Cass is eating in the dining room let’s go somewhere else.”

Gwyn: “Shall we join him?”

Azriel: “He’s not eating food.”

Gwyn: 😳

Nesta and Azriel being softies and smiling and acting surprised whenever Gwyn and Cass prank them

even tho they totally saw it coming

bc look at them they’re so cute and gosh they tried so hard

Azriel and Nesta helping each other realize they are worthy of love and overcoming their trauma.

Azriel and Nesta going home to the person that makes them laugh, makes them smile, the person who makes them feel like home.

The House: 😢❤️

the Gwyn + Cass friendship:

The gang goes out to Rita's and Nesta, Rhys, and Az are being very protective of Gwyn the first time they go out.

Nesta won’t let her go & Az is shooting death glares at everyone and Rhys is just big brother energy

And Cass is just like “ok chaperones chill out. she’s strong. she learned from the best.” *wink wink* *points to chest*

it’s time for FUN

Cassian exudes chaotic energy

"Do you want a drink??? I’m going to get you a drink!!!"

And it's super fruity but STRONG

Gwyn is like “THIS IS DELICIOUS. I WANT MORE.”

enter Mor with two more drinks

Azriel and Nesta glance nervously at each other

our sweet priestess is a lightweight

Drinking games? HELL YEAH.

competitive queen Gwyn absolutely annihilates

Proud Az

at this point, Cass is hammered

2 happy goofball drunks = KARAOKEEEE

Cass is a horrible singer. He’s basically just shouting. Gwyn is angelic and giggly and nothing but encouraging. She gives Cass the solo.

Nesta and Az are just in the background laughing their asses off

“Look at our idiots”

Nesta and Azriel announce that it's time to go and it’s like wrangling two very strong wobbly toddlers

“buzzkills”

“party poopers”

*sticks out tongues*

*imitates their icy rage eyes*

Cass realizes he can get away with teasing Nesta when he’s with Gwyn and YOU BETTER BELIEVE he uses this to his advantage.

Cass and Gwyn ganging up on Az

Cass and Gwyn teasing Nesta

Gwyn & Cass come up with these elaborate and complex pranks as if they’re plotting battles

BECAUSE THIS IS WAR and WE MEAN VENGEANCE

But like they are not sneaky...AT ALL.. and they’re so loud… and laugh…and cass is just knocking into stuff.

Gwyn: “CASS!! THEY’RE GOING TO HEAR US SHUT UP.”

the house: 🤨🤡

az and nes: ...

Gwyn learns from Nesta that Cass is STRESSED about all the Illyrian drama

She takes her butt to the library and creates this beautifully detailed research paper on Illyrian tribal politics and history

Cass is stunned and learns so much from it. And they just like bond over Illyrian and Valkyrie history

Cass asking Gwyn and Emerie about Nesta’s fave romance novels to ~spice it up~ in the bedroom

Cass will have no filter and just tell Gwyn all these ridiculously embarrassing Az stories. BONUS: Rhys will join in & use his powers to show the memories to Gwyn

Gwyn will casually reference them and Az is SHOCKED. AND FLUSTERED. How do u know that?? Was it Rhys? I’m going to kill Cassian.

“a great spy never reveals her sources” with a smirk

Gwyn will confide in Cass whenever she’s worried about Nesta

Cass and Rhys will feel so thankful to Gwyn for supporting Az

Both are SO SO SO happy and in love

Gwyn will just be singing praises about Az

And Cass is just like Az, my best bro, that brooding hunk, the other love of my life, my brother from another mother, that Illyrian bastard

He gets it.

Cass will be raving about Nesta

Gwyn is just like Nesta, my best friend, my queen, my sister, my angel warrior, my death goddess, the love of my life

She understands.

They are just GUSHING bc they finally found their equal and love them so much

One time, Azriel and Nesta overhear and exchange the most tender look

both of them trying not to cry bc they love these idiots so much

#nessian #gwynriel #nesta archeron #cassian #azriel #gwyn berdara #gwyn #House of Wind #acosf #acotar #acotar headcanon #acotar hc #acotar headcanons #a court of silver flames #nessian headcanon #nessian headcannon #gwynriel headcanon #gwynriel headcannon #nesta brotp #azriel brotp

[slightlyrebelliouswriter23]

Feysand for the domestic ship asks? 👀

ahhh yesss thank you for this one!! 🥺❤️ (i'm going pre-ACOFAS Feysand with this one cos..... yeah lmao)

who reaches out to new neighbours

i think it's about 50/50 here. Rhys brings the charm in social scenarios but i think he'd feel like he was imposing his presence on the neighbours (absurd) and they'd probably just want to be left alone. Feyre is a bit more approachable but she has her prickly moments so it depends on the day they move in.

who remembers to buy healthy food

Rhys. man will eat whatever for nutrients.

who remembers to buy junk food

Feyre. though she wasn't raised with the luxury of junk food, she has no problem indulging in it now. and Rhys is happy to spoil her to her heart's content.

who fixes the oven when it breaks

Feyre. she doesn't know how to cook for shit but i peg her as the kind of person who reads instruction manuals when she's bored/out of books. plus, she's not afraid to get her hands dirty and Rhys (if it's not for political/survival purposes) is deffo a neat freak.

who waters the plants/feeds their pet(s)

Rhys. total plant/dog/cat mom.

who wakes up earlier

Rhys, but usually because he didn't sleep at all.

who makes the bed

both of them, together.

who makes the coffee

Rhys, but only because Feyre is a grouch without it.

who burns the breakfast

Feyre. like i said. she can't cook for shit. Rhys will still eat that burnt breakfast like it's a feast for gods tho.

how do they let each other know they're leaving the house

i was gonna say something cute like writing notes but then i remembered they can just..... talk into each other's mind lmao.

how do they greet each other when the other gets home

no words, long hug.

who brings home little gifts like flowers/chocolate more often

Rhys 100%. his main goal in life is to spoil Feyre and make her blush.

who picks the movie for movie night

i think they do something competitive for choosing rights. like seeing who can fly home the fastest or whoever can fit the most marshmallows in their mouth.

their favourite kind of movie to watch

whodunnits are always a favourite. they make bets on who did it and whoever loses has to do something of the winner's choosing.

who first suggests a pillow fort

Feyre. Rhys is thoroughly amused by the idea but happy to comply.

who builds the pillow fort

Rhys. Feyre gives good oral instructions.

who tries to distract the other during the movie

Feyre, but only if she's losing the whodunnit bet.

who falls asleep first

Feyre. Rhys is a sap, you see, and doesn't want to miss a single second of seeing his wife's face, even if it deprives him of sleep.

who is the big spoon/little spoon

it depends on the night. i want to say Rhys is usually the big spoon but i think he secretly likes being the little spoon.

send me a ship and i'll domesticate them

#i miss these idiots :') #acotar #sjm #feysand #thanks for the ask!! 💜 #asked and answered #laequiem #laety tag #feyre archeron #rhysand #ask game #domestic ship meme

[making-dough]

Choco-pasta (+Rhys)

♠  ~ The next item on her list was...sharing chocolates with Rhys? Alright, fine, so she did have a box of sweet, tasty, easily-snackable chocolates stashed away somewhere. Did she particularly feel like sharing? No, not really. First off, they were hers. She bought it. For herself. For her own enjoyment. She shouldn’t have to share that with anyone. Much less practically being ordered to share. What kind of busybody even suggested this as an activity?

Well, to be fair, there wasn’t much left to be shared anyway. She was down to the last few pieces in the box. Barely enough for a satisfying snack and, uh, apparently, she’d been a bit careless in storing them. They’d wind up kinda half-melted and all kinds of yuck. What to do? What to do? Oh, alright, maybe she should go find this Rhys. If they put their heads together, she was sure they’d find some way of finding a use for these chocolate-y scraps.

She eventually found him in the kitchens, apparently in the middle of preparing a pot of pasta, from the looks of things. Not just that but he’d just left it hanging unattended. How careless. What was he doing, fetching some other ingredient? Beats her. Not her business anyway. On the other hand, for her tho, it was the perfect opportunity. All she’s got to do now was to slip in, dump the last few chocolates into the pot, junk the empty box and then slip out again. All totally undetected. Easy. By the time he’s noticed, they’d have well melted into the soup by then and likely seeped right into the pasta itself.

Farina allowed herself a cheeky mischievous grin. She still wasn’t up for actually sharing - totally not her - but using her sweets to pull a prank? Now, that was totally her.

H.E.A.R.T. starter for @prhyst

#toaHEART2022 #prhyst #thread: choco-pasta #{i'll..uh..leave it up to you whether she gets away with it or not. i can work with it either way} #{have fun~} #{also farina's be less greedy or draw 25 challenge: farina draws whole deck.}

[aelin-world-walker]

Some headcanons I have post-ACOSF

(don’t ask where this comes from i’m just aching because i finished rereading acosf and thinking headcanons is my coping mechanism)

(i wrote “some” in the title but they are like a million????)

(like now this is a master list of headcanons i have...)

BE AWARE OF ACOSF SPOILERS!!!

*Probably I’ll edit it pretty often because headcanons come whenever they like.

*i’ll probably add feysand headcanons in the future but not now because there’re A LOT out here but know I have some like feysand beign parents is too cute to ignore.

*sorry if there are some spelling errors, English is not my first language.

The cabin headcanons

(yes the cabin has its own subtitle)

Cassian takes Nesta to the cabin after their mating bond ceremony and then happens chapter 55 but Nesta adapted. There’s no soup but a biscuit.

When Nyx is a little older he starts participating in the snowball fight. Rhys, Cassian and Az let him win.

In one of her visits, Feyre paints her sisters and Nyx’s eyes beside the IC ones, because they are now part of the Court of Dreams (this one made me cry a little honestly)

Whenever one of the IC’s couples wants to take a break they go to the cabin. Sometimes Az goes too to play chaperone. Spoiler: it doesn’t work (especially NOT with Nessian) (this one made me laugh)

Nesta likes the cabin’s vibes to read, so she goes often. Sometimes Cassian joins her but he bores to death so he wouldn’t let her read (if you get what i mean)

I can imagine the IC visiting it, long nights bonding in front of a fire and playing board games. Rhys, Nesta and Azriel are so competitive that stay awake til one of them wins. (actually Rhys and Azriel competitive spirit over board games is canon) (i just imagine Nesta playing the courtier to win) (then she loses and is cranky for a day). Meanwhile, Mor and Cassian drink themselves silly, and Feyre and Elain play with Nyx. Amren just purrs sitting in Varian’s lap. (Amren as the house cat)

The girls decide to do their own snowball fight honestly i don’t know why this is not canon yet. One year they decide to do girls vs. boys. The girls win and the boys don’t want to play against them again.

Nyx and his cousins learning to fly in a summer vacation there. (yeah because nessian’s children are happening in the future and they are in some of my headcanons sorry)

Nesta, Gwyn and Emerie go there sometimes (not so often because they prefer staying with the House please never forget they are all friends) and go hiking.

When Nyx and Nessian’s children are older and misbehave their parents send them to the cabin. Then whoever of them didn’t got to be grounded slips alcohol to the ones inside. (Actually i can see them doing this??? Rhys and Mor did the same. Also I can see Nyx and his cousins having a relationship similar to Rhys and Mor’s and Aelin and Aedion’s)

Inner Circle couples and the sauna. Not gonna say anything else, but just know it’s hella weird there’re no scenes in there...

The House of Wind headcanons

(big house deserved its own headcanons)

Nesta installs a dance studio in there and whenever she can she goes and dance for hours.

Nesta, Gwyn, Emerie and the House start a monthly sleep-over in the private library. The House always conjures the miniature pegasus without being asked.

Can we talk about the fact that in the future the House of Wind will have a nursery???? because i have to talk about it. don’t know if i’ll be able to do so without crying but just- nessian’s babies nation

When Nessian’s children are born the House would conjure anything just to please them and will protect them at all costs. The House as a babysitter and mother-hen.

The House starts talking to Cassian and recommends him smut books. He reads them and find them pretty interesting. He also recommends the House books but as they are of warfare the House finds them boring.

When Cassian and Nesta fight the House would be angry with Cassian for some days and would serve his food cold.

The House of Wind is Nyx’s favorite place in the city. Cassian and Nesta even give him a room when he is older. He loves it for the same reason Rhys did: flying. He also likes asking the House ridiculous things -the House loves his petitions-

Azriel keeps his room of course, but playing the chaperone is useless now (it always was)

Mor befriends the house and together they plan jokes to Cassian.

Feyre loves going to the House because it reminds her that her sister is happy and will never be alone.

Nessian headcanons

(of course there are nessian’s headcanons)

While sleeping, Cassian is very restless while Nesta sleeps in a ball, but they make it work. Also, Cassian takes all the blankets so Nesta ends up beside him and his wings.

The two of them loves sleeping in. Cassian would never admit it because he would never hear the end of it from the ic. (i know he said in acomaf that daylight is precious but now that he has found his mate he has change a liiitle his opinion about that. like now wake up beside his love is more precious than anything!!!!!)

I think it’s not fair we didn’t got a smut scene in the bathtub.

And in Windhaven.

Aaaaand in the cabin.

When Nesta has a nightmare, Cassian would hug her and comfort her while remind her it was a dream, and now she got out, and is loved and cherished by a lot of people.

Nesta loves that Cassian strokes her head, more when her hair is down. (i really like that nesta prefers updo hairstyles tho)

Nesta sitting on Cassian’s lap. That’s all I need for a next book. (i also need more domestic scenes between them like the one in Winter Solstice when Nesta hangs their coats) (also i need to read nessian from another pov i want to know how they look like from outside their pov)

Nessian dancing into the darkest hours, losing themselves into the music and their embrace. (i need a slow dancing fanfic thx)

Nesta is still a little uncomfortable to venture into Velaris so she asks Cassian to fly her over the city whenever she needs to go out and doesnt want to tangle in the multitude.

Cassian reading an Illyrian report while Nesta reads a romance book. Domestic mates part one hundred.

Nesta loves flying (WHY THIS IS NOT CANON SARAH) (like i would have been awesome to read nesta liking flying after that scene with rhys in acowar)

I love that is canon they like chocolate cake idk just wanted to say that.

Nesta headcanons

(my daughter deserves them)

Every Starfall, Nesta would take the stairs down and up just to remind herself the way up is long but by the end she would find happiness.

She is really protective over the House. She wouldn’t let anyone spill anything or mess around.

She starts taking dancing lessons again, even though she doesn’t need them. It’s her favorite part of the week. I can imagine Gwyn joining her. Emerie prefers watching them and smirk while drinking tea.

She visits her father’s tomb more than her sisters, and tells him every aspect of her life because she didn’t do it when he was alive.

She doesn’t like the Court of Nightmares, but the Winter Solstice ball in there is one of her favorites events of the year.

She goes back to being a courtier/emmisary for the Night Court and loves tormenting the people she has to deal with. (just imagine Nesta in Vallahan, they would sign the treaty in a second)

She continues working in the Library because she is still healing and the Library is such a big part of that. She continues fighting with Merrill too (gwyn is please of that)

Also she starts practicing with Amren to use her powers, even if there is not a lot to master (tho i think she is still very powerful but let’s wait for the next book to confirm this)

ALSO Nesta as a mother: she gives her children a lot of love because she remembers how it is to have a cold mother and doesn’t want to repeat the story.

Nessian’s children headcanon

(tho i imagine they have at least a daughter so she is gonna appear a lot in my hc sorry)

I can imagine them having an unexpected pregnancy idk why they would be very happy tho (like chaolene’s) (not so soon after acosf, they would enjoy some free-of-babies-years)

Now I want a fanfic about nessian finding out they are pregnant please writers do it

Tho I can imagine its during training.

Nessian’s baby would sleep between them. Cassian loves that and even though Nesta says the contrary, privately she loves it too.

Nesta teaching their daughter to dance, while Cassian teaches her to fly. Together, they teach her to fight. Their daughter wants to be a Valkyrie like her mom and aunts.

Also Nesta reading her daughter to bed and then getting asleep. Cassian would find the two of them sleeping and would cover them with a quilt.

Their daughter loves to hear the stories about Nessian’s Blood Rites, and would ask everyone about them.

Their daughter is their number 1 fan im crying in softness

She also wants to hear the stories of her uncles and aunts even though some are sad, because she knows they are happy and together now.

I can see Nessian wanting another baby tbh but let’s stop in one until Sarah shows us the contrary.

But just imagine Nessian’s children + Nyx playing hide-and-seek on the House of the Wind and the House helping them hide.

Nessian’s daugther loves hearing Gwyn sing, and is particularly obsessed with Emerie because she sees herself in Emerie (like they are both Illyrians i’m crying nessian’s daughter doesnt understand why her aunt can’t fly).

She has spring allergies too.

#thinking headcanons is my coping mechanism #in case you didnt notice i sink with nessian #i sink with nesta too #azriel didnt even try to be a chaperone #a court of silver flames #nesta archeron #cassian #headcanon #a court of thorns and roses #a court of mist and fury #a court of wings and ruin #a court of frost and starlight #acotar #acomaf #acowar #acofas #acosf #feyre archeron #rhysand #inner circle #night court #nessian #feysand #the house of wind #velaris #azriel #acosf spoilers

[crackedship]

Cheeseburger Cravings

See my masterlist to read other chapters.

Feyre was freaking out.

In all honesty, she caught herself smiling about it, but she couldn’t tell if it was happiness or just a whole other level of panicking.

Her period was late. Wich wasn’t a big deal, since it was prone to be a bit all over the place and anything could influence it. She didn’t take the pill (simply because she hated it) and was too scared of medical stuff to try anything else, so her doctor had said everything was fine and she didn’t have to worry as long as they just got used to using condoms.

Except that, well, it was a new adjustion, perhaps that one time they were so drunk they forgot. And condoms could fail too, even if that was a single chance in a million.

But how did that happen did not matter much now, she decided. It had happen and now she needed to deal with it.

She had realized before her period was late, but she had brushed it off. Headaches, mood swings, sensitive breasts, exhaustion, her appetite suddenly changing. But she had been stressed with work- none of her illustrations seemed to be enough to that asshole of a writer, who was always frowning upon her for being a woman, as if her job was less because of it.

So when she combined all of that with her period being late, they all blamed the stress. It wasn’t until the second week she decided to do something about it.

She took some days off of work secretly (yes, she had spent the week pretending she was going to work when in reality, she left the house and just turned around the block until her boyfriends had left, just to go back inside and spend her whole days crying over ice cream) and went to the hospital alone to get a blood test. And now, five days later, the envelope with the result was tight against her chest. She had opened it, not surprised at all about the screaming positive on the first paragraph of it.

She was lying on the floor in the middle of the hall in their new house. She was well aware that she looked crazy, all in sweats, clinging to a paper on the floor, face streamed with tears.

Really, she wish she could be more dramatic and be on the bathtub with a glass of whine, but the tub was really uncomfortable when it wasn’t filled with water, and she couldn’t drink alcohol anymore. That was when she cried, and then went to fill a glass with chocolate milk and lay on the floor, because at least it was cold and not as overwhelming as every other surface.

The truth was that she didn’t know how to deal with children, and having one scared the shit out of her. She didn’t like playing, didn’t know how to discipline and did not have any patience for them at all.

She always told herself that her kid would be different. Now, she kept thinking the kid would hate her, that her boyfriends wouldn’t want her anymore after all of it, or she would fail her child in every way. That they would be bullied in school for having three parents or, gods, she didn’t even know.

She knew she was overthinking and that she actually really wanted them. Just wasn’t expecting it now. She was just 26, for gods sake. Feyre, Rhys and Lucien were together for just four years now and they just got their new house. What if they didn’t want it?

For all that she feared, she knew she could do it alone. But she would want it way more if her boyfriends were happy about it. They probably would be, and would support her through any decision that she wanted to make, even if it hurt them. And that was a problem since she wanted their thoughts first, not their immediate posture of support just because she needed it.

“Feyre, why are you lying on the ground darling?”

Shit, she thinks, stopping the attempt of balancing the glass on her forehead. She had been so deep in thought she didn’t see her boyfriends arrival.

“I’m having a mental breakdown,” she says, looking at them. Both stop to seem so amused when they realise that she is actually serious.

“Over what, love?” Lucien just picks her up while Rhys takes her cup, going to the couch, were they just nuzzle her between them.

“And is that why you are having chocolate milk on a wine glass?” Rhys frowns looking at it, trying not to laugh.

“Sort of,” she says, and still holding the paper with one hand but using the other to pull her hood on and pull the strings until it was completely covering her face.

Feyre sighs, and they wait. She can tell they are worried, since she was home when she should be at work, and her eyes were red, and she looked like a whole mess. She didn’t think this through, but she didn’t want to look at them when she told, afraid of their reaction.

Should she just rip it like a bandaid, really fast? Or start with an explanation, or give them the envelope to read, or wait and do a surprise or-

“Love,” Lucien whispers, apparently having reached the point were worry overcomes patience. “Look at us,” he thugs on the hood, but she just pulls her head the other way. “Tell us what is going on,” he says, both him and Rhys running their hands softly through her waist, her legs.

“I..” she stumbles, quickly deciding that telling fast was better. “I’m pregnant.”

She lets her head fall on Rhys shoulder. She can feel them freeze, and then, after what seems like forever, they grip her tighter, closer. She knows they are looking at each other and then at her, talking in that annoying way that consists just of eyes and expressions, but she doesn’t see what is written in their faces. Helpless, she starts to cry and hands them the results blindly.

“I just.. Things were weird and I didn’t think it was true,” her voice is low, words cut by sobs. “I should have told you before,” she raises her head while one of them starts pulling her hood off. “Especially because I had to go to the hospital alone and the nurse had to hold my hand because I was so scared of the needle I cried.”

Lucien, who was uncovering her face, chuckles and wipes her tears. She only sees that Rhys has thrown the envelope to the side, her chocolate milk glass in the coffee table, and then they are both laughing and kissing her face and her neck and hugging her and suddenly they were lying on the couch, both of them looking completely pleased and wondered.

“Yes, you should have told us. We are always the ones to hold your hand through it,” he pokes her side lightly, trying to act angry, but all he could do was laugh. “But we’re not mad about it. This is actually amazing, darling,” Rhys says, almost sounding out of breath, tears lining his eyes.

“I bet this is why you have been so desperate for cheeseburgers lately,” Lucien jokes, his hand hovering her belly in the most softest, protective way. “How did we get so lucky to find a woman like this?” He says to his boyfriend, while she just cries harder, burying her face against his chest.

“So you are happy about it?” her voice comes muffled. “Both of you?”

“We are absolutely euphoric, Feyre,” Rhys says, fingers running through her hair. “We love you so much. I love you so fucking much, there is nothing more that I could wish for than to make a family with both of you.”

“You, on the other hand, don’t seem very happy,” Luc tenses slightly, after she stays quiet, still crying. She can feel Rhys doing the same. “Don’t you.. want to keep it?” He whispers, broken.

She turns to look at him. Then she starts to laugh, because no, this was not really what she had expected at all. She knew they would be happy, but she was panicking for weeks and scared, so, so scared they would leave her or fight her or something.

“I want this as long as you want it too,” she says when she finally calms down, and they relax. “But I was scared and I didn’t know what to think.”

“Was that why you were crying on the floor?” Rhys says, resuming his caresses.

“No, I was crying because I wanted to have wine so bad,” she smiles, watching Lucien bark a laugh so hard that he almost fell from the couch. “You really shouldn’t have brought up the cheeseburger, though. Now I want it.”

He grins, kissing her pout. “You don’t have to worry, babe. I’ll take care of all your food cravings.”

“And I’ll take care of all other cravings,” Rhys’s says, the look on his face almost devilish with delight. “We will spoil the fuck out of you.”

Lucien mockingly glares at him, covering her belly. “No swearing in front of the baby.”

*******

Hey! This is my first AU. Sorry if there are any mistakes, english is not my first language so sometimes it slips and i don’t realize.

This whole thing is based in two things: one is A Change in The Game, by @howtotameyourillyrian , because I wanted Feyre to be pregnant on that one chapter so bad but she wasn’t so I had to write something to make my dreams come true. The second thing is that I actually feel like crying for a cheeseburger now, but i don’t eat meat bc i’m generally disgusted by it so yeah my mind screws me over sometimes. I'm not pregnant tho, just hungry and sappy.

Thanks for reading/like/reblogs ❤️

#feyrhycien #feyrhycien au #fluff #acotar #rhysand #feyre #lucien vanserra #acowar #acomaf #rhycien #feycien #feysand #my writing

[at-the-exd-of-everythixg]

💍 + ][Finn and Rhys! Even tho as an angel and demon it is highly unlikely][

@blind-mutant as IF I'd pass up any chance for our muses to get married

send me 💍 + A SHIP and i’ll tell you—

where they get married

Finn barely gets halfway through suggesting a church as a joke before Rhys tackles him for it but they agree on a restaurant they both like visiting!

when they get married ( ie what time of day, what month and season etc. )

Late August is agreed after Rhys makes a joke about picking spring and this time Finn tackles him for it. Close enough to September that it isn't too hot and far away enough that it's still warm enough!

what traditions they include ( do they get married under a chuppah and crush a glass, garter toss, ‘something borrowed, something blue,’ etc. )

They don't really have any traditions but Rhys definitely has a garter that he wants Finn to toss later ;)

what their wedding cake looks like

Raspberry rhubarb and white chocolate! A cute and sweet cake for equally cute and sweet boys!

….who smashes cake into whose face

Rhys does and then Finn acts hurt so that he can do it a few minutes later.

who proposed to who first

Finn does when he bursts in one day and proposes to Rhys on the spot after seeing a wedding for the first time. The woman and her wife just looked so happy...he wants him and Rhys to have that!

who walks down the aisle and who waits at the altar ( or neither )

Finn walks down it and that's purely because I'm imagining him slowly losing control so he's just glowing ridiculously and beaming with his thirty bleeding eyes.

what their wedding dresses / suits / other look like

Rhys pulling the witch look in his beautiful outfit while Finn is a pastel baby. I'm laughing at Finn's suit slowly turning white because of his powers while Rhys just lets his horns and more demon features out, fuck it, its his wedding.

what their wedding colour scheme is and what sort of decor they have

At first the boys think on grey since it's a good cross but then they just,,,get baby blue and mint green since it seems like such vibrant colours and they both agree they want their future together to be colourful and happier.

what flowers are in the bouquet ( if applicable. bonus: what do the flowers mean? )

Lots of pink and red roses and Rhys may work a little bit of his magic so that Finn gets cherry blossoms in his hair and decorating his ears.

what their vows are ( eg poetry, traditional, improvised etc. )

Finn talks about how proud he is of Rhys, how amazing the demon is and how beautiful he is...Finn feels lucky to even know Rhys because no one would accept and know and love Finn so dearly as the beautiful man that stands with him.

Rhys talks about how Finn has given him a chance to be free and to truly be himself on Earth. There isn't anyone else he'd rather be with and who is so eager to spend time with him and to make him happy.

if anyone’s late to the wedding

Nah, its mostly just them and plenty of rabbits that come for Finn.

who’s in the bridal parties / groomsmen / other

Mostly rabbits since no angels come for Finn,,,but god am I laughing at your other demon kids showing up for Rhys.

what their bridal party / groomsmen / other are wearing

Everyone dresses classy!...Mostly because everyone there is a demon and demons have fashion senses unlike angels.

who gives speeches at the reception ( bonus: what do they say? recount a sweet memory or two between them? tell an embarrassing story? )

Oh god probably one of the demons thay crashes the wedding and it's the filthiest speech and Finn is mortified but...they care! They came to support Rhys so he can suffer a red face and blinding holy light!

who catches the bouquet( s )

One of the rabbits do and Finn and Rhys are delighted by it.

what their wedding photos are like ( are they sweet, with the couple holding hands or kissing or ~gazing into each others eyes~? are they silly, with a snapshot of the ‘cake-smash’ moment? or are they artistic, with one of them facing the sunset or holding their bouquets? )

A lot of silly kiss photos but there's a super cute one of Finn scooping Rhys up and kissing his cheek while Rhys looks delighted and has that happy blush on his face. Both of the boys look so sweet and wrapped up in each other that they don't notice a photo is being taken.

what sort of food they have at the reception

Vegetarian meals for Finn and some fish dishes since he can handle being near those easier. Also a lot of desserts! The boys like their fine foods.

who cries first during the ceremony

Finn does and then Rhys just rapidly wiping tears away before paling when he realises Finn is crying out of twelve eyes.

how wild their reception gets ( who dances the best, who gets drunk first, etc. )

A party of demons there and rabbits? Absolutely everyone gets shirfaced and it barely gets kept SFW for the most part but Rhys definitely gets tipsy and ends up giggling in Finn's arms.

what their rings are like

Finn has a nice Peach toned ring while Rhys gets an elegant flower based one!

what sort of favours they have ( heart shaped sparklers, mini champagne bottles, personalised candy etc. )

Rhys gets some champagne while Finn gets special flowers that tended to only be found in hell and sex toys.

where they go for their honeymoon

They don't really need to go anywhere immediately but I'm grinning at Finn and Rhys in disguises to visit heaven/hell.

something memorable that happens during the party / ceremony ( do they run out of ice and someone goes to get it in full formal wear on foot, does anyone fall asleep in the middle of the party, etc. )

Rhys ends up going into full demon mode and gets stuck between a door, which leads to Finn gently poking fun at him.

who officiates the ceremony

They don't really have anyone it but one of the demons probably insist since a wedding between an angel and a demon isn't often seen...

what song their first dance is to

September! I like the idea of them having a happy and upbeat song!

who gives who away as they walk down the aisle

No one does,,,Though a few grabby demon hands offer to do it but Finn pales and passes.

#ask #he has a heart made of cotton (finn) #blind-mutant #headcanon #wedding meme

[esgaypism]

tagged by @tranzlehar :>

RULES: Answer 20 questions, then tag 20 bloggers you want to get to know better.  

Name: Rhys

Nicknames: not a whole hell of a lot you can do with a four-letter name. but i do have some people who exclusively call me nicknames of my username on discord even though they know my real name

Height: 5′7″

Languages: pretty much just english! my spanish has held up pretty well, but i don’t think you could call it fluent. conversant, maybe

Nationality: american

Favorite season: sssssspring? fall? i’m indecisive

Favorite flower: lilac!

Favorite scent: rain probably, or lilacs

Favorite color: don’t really have one!

Favorite animal: ah, god, open-ended questions about my favorites really stump me... cats? i’m always a slut for a nice cat

Favorite fictional characters: commander shepard, zevran arainai, parvati holcomb, and not to be niche but right now sangarinus nabor has my whole heart

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: tea/hot chocolate are about even for me

Average sleep hours: lmao i wish my sleep schedule was regular enough to be able to give you an average. this week i guess it’s been about 6 hours? ish? got like nine today tho

Dog or cat person: cats, easy. not that i don’t like dogs, too, but... cats

Number of blankets you sleep with: just the one!

Dream trip: uhhh nowhere in particular. i’m a bit of a homebody

Blog established: sometime in my senior year of high school so.... 2015? 2016?

Number of followers: it’s hovering somewhere around 200 now i think?

Random fact: the other night i got bored and made the pajama shirt i was wearing in animal crossing. it’s a shitty little tie-dye shirt i made in elementary school that says FEED THE BIN on it. it was supposed to be about supporting the arts but i’ve literally never understood how the slogan relates to that

i’ll tag... @diamndwitch @babedur @besurith @somber-honey @ghafasinej @dorkus-maximus

#tag game #tagging other people really doesn't get less anxiety inducing huh #tagging a whole 20 people?? #ahahahaha. no