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hotmonkeelove · 11 months
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Naruto Tag Game (New Addition)
(I did this years ago and my opinions have evolved)
Tagged by: no one, I saw it here.
How far are you in the series?: I never got past Ino-Shika-Cho and Kakashi fighting Hidan and Kakuzu. It was tiresome.
Do you prefer the anime or manga?: I don’t really read the manga, but it’s definitely better as far as Boruto is concerned, since the anime is so bent on making Mitsuki simp for Boruto.
Favorite movie: Road to Ninja
Least Favorite Movie: Of the ones I’ve seen, The Stone of Gellel was kind of dull. Couldn't follow it.
Favorite filler episodes: Most any of the ones with Lee, the Bikochu beetle arc, and Ino Screams: Chubby Paradise!
Least favorite filler episodes: The Land of Tea arc is boring! Though Aoi was cool.
Favorite male character: Orochimaru
Favorite female character: Anko
Second and third favorite male character: Gaara, Mitsuki
Second and third favorite female character: ChoCho, Tenten
Character(s) you Dislike or Hate: Boruto, Danzo, Hiruzen.
Favorite Village(s): Otogakure
Least Favorite Village(s): Konohagakure
Favorite and second favorite clan: Akimichi, Inuzuka
Favorite Sannin: Orochimaru
Least Favorite Sannin: Tsunade, but I actually love them all. I used to hate Jiraiya, but he grew on me. The pervy bastard... Now I'm hot for him! Heeheehee!
Favorite Kage: Gaara
Favorite Hokage: Tsunade
Least favorite Hokage: Kakashi himself said he was the worst, though Hiruzen was an arse.
Favorite Jinchuuriki: Gaara
Favorite tailed beast: Shukaku
Favorite Summoning: Manda
Favorite Jutsu: Orochimaru’s permanent tongue stretching jutsu. So hot and so much potential!
Favorite kekkei genkai: Either Haku’s or Kimimaro’s.
Favorite ability of Pein’s: Almighty pratfall, heehee!
Favorite Jounin or Anbu: Gai
Favorite Filler Character(s): Suzumebachi
Least Favorite Filler Character(s): Those ninja postal carriers. They’re creepy!
Favorite canon couple(s): Choji x Karui
Favorite almost canon couple(s): Orochimaru x Anko, Mitsuki x ChoCho, Zabuza x Haku, Gaara x Matsuri, Neji x Teten.
Worst canon couple: Sakura's parents are pretty lame.
Least favorite fanon couple(s): Boruto x Mitsuki, Anko x anyone other than Orochimaru (though especially Kakashi).
Favorite yaoi couple(s): Zabuza x Haku
Favorite yuri couple(s): Oddly enough, I don’t really ship any yuri pairings from Naruto. Tsunade x Mei is pretty hot, though. And sometimes Sakura x Ino.
Couple(s) that you ship romantically and as friends: Orochimaru and Tsunade
Favorite protagonist: Gaara
Favorite antagonist: Orochimaru, though I consider him the real hero!
Favorite Akatsuki member: Orochimaru!
Favorite Akatsuki couple: Sasuke x Karin, if they count?
Favorite member of Team Taka Hebi: Juugo, though the retcon his character creates really irritates me.
Least Favorite Member of Team Taka Hebi: Sasuke
Favorite member or weapon of the 7 Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist (including Zabuza and Raiga): Zabuza and his kubikiribocho!!!
Which character do you think deserves more appreciation: Anko, the real Anko. Not the ridiculously sanitized version shallow fans have to make her more palatable.
Which character do you think deserves less appreciation: Kakashi, he's way too op.
Which character(s) didn’t deserve to die: Neji, Asuma, Jiraiya.
Someone who should have died or you would not change their death: Gaara’s father. My god, did he have it coming!
Who do you ship Naruto with: Hinata; they’re boring as a married couple, but I imagine they have a secret kinky side.
Who do you ship with Sasuke: Karin, because all the biting is hot. Mmm, hurt me! Also, I like their chemistry.
Which character do you think looks good with everybody: I don’t ship characters because they “look good together.” That’s fucking stupid.
Which character out of Teams 7(don’t forget Sai),8,10, Gai would join the Akatsuki: Um, didn’t Sasuke join?
Hottest female character: Though I think Kurenai’s the prettiest, I’ll go with Mei. I will not say Anko, because that just feels like wanking.
Hottest male character: Orochimaru
Would you eat Ramen: I have. Dango is better.
What would be your ‘ninja way’: To serve a great master.
What is your opinion of the ninja world (like how Jiraiya discusses in his book): It’s cruel and corrupt.
Which character would you have liked to see drunk: Always Lee! More drunk Lee!
What do you think Kakashi’s book Icha Icha really says?: Whatever nasty filth Jiraiya wrote.
Pro-ending or anti-ending: It could’ve been better, but there are some good points.
How would your version of Naruto ending and Boruto play out (don’t be shy, make it VERY LONG, out touch the smallest details):  Orochimaru and Anko reconcile and marry, we get some backstory for Choji and Karui’s love, as well as Lee and Metal’s mom, Log gets more scenes, Mitsuki is the main protagonist, and Boruto gets the shit kicked out of him till he learns to behave. And maybe we could bring Jiraiya back to life…?
Tags: Ugh, do I have to?
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wornoutmouse · 3 years
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This reader I guess you can say is real cutesy and feminine. I know that there are a variety of black people with different interests and styles so i wanted to show that in this story but I probably failed
I dont really know this man but he gives me very much cuddle-bug 
This will be in modern time cause i don't know jack shit about Naruto
This is a Wattpad request and I was gonna make this smutty but ive been getting more requests and im thinking of making a separate thing for male reader so if you know any tell em to stay tuned lol
Also in a way this story is gender neutral so heres a head start.
It was Valentine's Day, and you were excited to finally see Choji for the first time. You two had met through social media two years ago, and had hit it off because of your video series of you cooking foreign food. You two would talk almost everyday about your favorite foods and soon talked about your own personal interests in life.
 About a week ago, you revived a letter in the mail with tickets to Japan, and after a brief confirmation call to Choji, you found yourself excitedly packing. Even though you planned each outfit for the month you planned on staying, you couldn't help but feel giddy as you searched through your various skirts and blouses. You wanted him to think you were cute but not childish
The scenery on the way there was mind blowing and you took many pictures to show off to him later. You did feel a bit self conscious as you waited for your luggage. You didn't see anyone around that looked like you, and for a moment you even considered that maybe you were being stood up.
"Y/n?" Came a voice from behind you. You turned around and to your joyz Choji stood there in front of you. "Choji?!" You asked, still unsure that this was even real. The man laughed and held out his arms which you quickly jumped into. "Oh, I'm happy to see you!" You say, doing your best to wrap your arms around his larger build.
Choji laughed as he sat you back down and a faint blush came over his face. "Really? Am I everything you imagined?" You smiled and lightly tapped on his nose, "Yes and honestly you're even better." 
As Choji drove to his house,  you did your best to hide your amazement. Since Choji lived in the countryside, the scenery quickly went from bustling cities to lots of greenery and small forests. "It's so pretty here." You said snapping more pictures on your camera.
When you two arrived, your eyes went wide at the sight of the tall home. Choji had told you a while back how much it cost him but this was the first time you saw something like it in person. The mere size would have cost thousands in America.
Choji awkwardly let you in and you greedily took in your surroundings. The place wasn't decorated with much but it still managed to have a homey feeling to it as the smell of food filled your senses. "Where do you want me to sleep?" You asked softly. You wanted to sleep in the same room as him but you didn't know if you were moving too fast or not.
Choji gave you a closed eyed smile as he pulled your luggage behind him. "Well I was hoping you'd room with me if that's okay. If not you can always have the guest room."
You followed after him and excitedly helped put your thighs in order. When you were done, you two sat in the living room in silence. Both nervous for what was to come next. "Um, those may be sudden b-but can i kiss you?" 
Choji looks at you surprised and your watch as a cute blush formed in his face. Without thinking, you lean forward and place a kiss on one of his cheeks before retreating. 
A large and gentle hand held your face and you found yourself meeting soft lips. Your heart fluttered as they moved against yours and you gripped the front of his shirt. Choji couldn't help but place his hands on your waist and you internally cringed as you remembered the flowy skirt you had on.
When you pulled away and covered your face as you hid your big grin. Choji pulled you hands away and for a moment you both shared a laugh at your silliness. "Are you ready to eat?"
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verdantmoontruther · 2 years
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thought i should do one of these to welcome you to my naruto hell
Favorite male character: gai
Favorite female character: tsunade
Second and third favorite male character: shino and sai
Second and third favorite female character: tenten and kurenai
Favorite and second favorite clan: aburame and uzumaki
Favorite kage: gaara
Favorite Hokage: tobirama
Least favorite Hokage: sarutobi hiruzen (kys old fart <3)
Favorite tailed beast: matatabi
Favorite canon couple(s): inosai and naruhina
Favorite almost canon couple(s): sasukarin and leeten
Worst canon couple: sasusaku
Least favorite fanon couple(s): narusaku, sns, sakuino, sasodei, kakuhidan
Favorite yaoi couple(s): kakairu or yamairu
Favorite yuri couple(s): i once saw kurenai x mei and haven’t slept soundly since
Couple(s) that you ship romantically and as friends: kakagai, naruino, sasusai (now hear me out on this one)
Favorite protagonist: tsunade
Favorite antagonist: haku and zabuza
Favorite Akatsuki member: kisame
Favorite Akatsuki couple: sasori and deidara (not romantically, i just like when they argue)
Which character do you think deserves more appreciation: shino, kankuro, fuu, and tenten out of the younger generation (i don’t watch or read boruto). anko, kurenai, and genma from the middle generation. maito dai from the older generation
Which character do you think deserves less appreciation: sakura (annoying and i don’t like her but im too tired to go into that rn), itachi (idc who told him to, mans still killed his entire clan and tortured his younger brother several times), and sasuke (you all appreciate him for the wrong reasons!!!! love him for being a revolutionary, not for rejecting his ideology in the end)
Which character(s) didn’t deserve to die: neji, haku, and zabuza (he should’ve lived to see his country be given stability under mei, he deserved it, argue with the wall)
Who do you ship Naruto with: hinata mostly but a small part of my brain screams ino
Which character do you think looks good with everybody: sasuke
Which character out of Teams 7(don’t forget Sai),8,10, Gai would join the Akatsuki: depends what akatsuki we’re talking about! original akatsuki whose goal was world peace through diplomacy? choji, lee, naruto, kakashi, gai, hinata. the akatsuki the characters actually interact with? neji, asuma, tenten.
Hottest female character: tenten or kurenai
Hottest male character: DON’T FLAME ME FOR THIS BUT KAKUZU LMAOOOO
Would you eat Ramen: yeah
Pro-ending or anti-ending: pro
How would your version of Naruto ending and Boruto play out (don’t be shy, make it VERY LONG, out touch the smallest details):
1. neji would live because hiashi sacrificed himself in place of his children. i dont really have anything further planned for him in my head but rest assured that he is alive.
2. konoha involves itself in inter-clan business and makes it a criminal offense for hyuuga main branch members to torture the side branch members. no new seals are placed.
3. boruto is not named boruto because what a weird fucking name, no thanks!
4. the truth about both the uchiha massacre and the destruction of uzushiogakure and konoha’s roles in them are revealed to the public.
5. the villagers and ordinary shinobi play a more active role in the running of the village and it moves away from bureaucracy and to tobirama’s original vision of a democracy. the hokage is actually elected, rather than proposed by officials to the daimyo and that’s that.
6. academy starts at age 8 or 10 and finishes at a soft 16 - if a student is particularly gifted, the lowest age they can graduate at is 14.
7. we actually get a scene between naruto and karin where they acknowledge and talk about their shared roots.
8. no sasusaku i’m sorry i just really hate it. sorry sarada. i think sasuke should be allowed to stay single.
9. more children!!! more babies!!!!!!! naruto and hinata have about 4, ino and sai have 2, karui and choji have 3. stop the population from dwindling
10. i actually like the fact that hinata and choji are like retired from the shinobi industry, i dont think they actually ever really wanted to be parts of it. but hinata plays an active role in the improvement of hyuuga intra-clan rapports, even if she’s not clan head.
11. i’d have killed off iruka and kiba but that’s just me. not because i hate them (i love iruka to the moon and back) but i think their deaths would’ve been realistic and meaningful (and also hurt a lot - can you imagine naruto’s reaction to iruka’s death, or kiba dying and leaving akamaru? pain)
12. naruto doesn’t become hokage. he’s a jounin-sensei :D
13. the older generation pairs off as well!! my heart goes soft for gai and anko, i think maybe they have a kid together
14. none of the electronic advancement you see in boruto. i want my bitches to continue suffering
15. orochimaru is either in prison or executed. in either case anko, yamato, and the other people they hurt get justice.
16. choza dies alongside shikaku and inoichi (again, not because i don’t like him), even if he isn’t at hq
17. no fucking rabbit goddess jesus fuck that storyline just about took me out lmao
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Things I write for!
Alright! So here is the list of things I write for. Keep in mind that I will write smut and sexual themes, but If I don’t think it fits or if there is something that makes me uncomfortable, I won’t write it. I will write AU’s, romantic and platonic. I do not write characterxcharacter or any OC’s. I will write for female, male and nb readers, just let me know in your request.
I have also added a list of AU’s and tropes I like to write but if you have one in mind that isn’t on here, don’t be afraid to include it! The characters in bold are ones that I especially love to write for. 
ANIME: 
Assassination Classroom- I’ll write for Asuno, Okano, Maehara, Itona, Kaede, Karma, Hazama, Mimura, Takebayashi, Justice, Kataoka, Nagisa, Hayami, Nakamura, Terasuka. Sugaya, Okajima, Yoshida, Muramatsu, Sugino, Kanzaki, Isogai, Fuwa, Kurro-Sensei, Irina, and Karasuma. Romantic, platonic, student/teacher/assassin reader is fine.
Attack on Titan- I’ll write for Armin, Eren, Hanji, Jean, Levi, Marco, and Mikasa. I don’t mind spoilers, so anything goes.
Fairy Tail- I’ll write for Cana, Elfman, Erza, Gajeel, Gray, Jellal, Juvia, Laxus, Loke/Leo, Levy, Lucy, Mirajane, Mystogan, Natsu, and Wendy(PLATONIC ONLY). I’ve read the entire manga so anything goes.
Free!- Just the main peeps; Makoto, Nagisa, Rei, Haru, Rin, and Souske. I haven’t watched any of it in a long time and I really don’t mind spoilers so anything goes.
Haikyuu!!- Everyone in Karasuno; everyone in Nekoma; Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Kyotani from Aoba johsai; Bokuto, Akaashi from Fukurodani; Ushijima, Tendo from Shiratorizawa. I have not seen season three and four so no spoilers please! 
Hetalia- I’m not super into this anime anymore, but I’ll still write for it. I’ll write for anyone and I’ve seen everything so anything goes.
K-Project/K- I’ll write for anyone. I’ve also seen the whole thing so anything goes.
Kuroko no Basket- I will only write for the generation of Miracles. I haven’t seen anything past season one, but I don’t mind spoilers so anything goes.
Log Horizon- I will write for anyone. I have only seen season one so no spoilers please!
Magi- I will write for Alibaba, Morgiana, and Sinbad. I don’t mind spoilers, so anything goes.
My Hero Academia- I will write for Bakugou, Hagukure, Iida, Jiro, Kaminari, Kirishima, Midoriya, Mina, Momo, Ojiro, Sato, Sero, Shoji, Todoroki, Tokoyami, Tsuyu, Uraraka; Kendo, Monoma, Tetsutetsu; Shinso; Mirio, Nejire, Tamaki; All Might/Small Might, Eraserhead, Fat Gum, Hawks, Kamui Woods, Present Mic; Dabi, Shiguraki, Toga. I haven’t read anything past Hawks being introduced, so no spoilers past that point in the manga. Other than that, anything goes.
Naruto- I’ll write for Asuma, Choji, Deidara, Gaara, Hidan, Hinata, Itachi, Jiraiya, Kakashi, Kakuzu, Kankuro, Kiba, Kisame, Kurenai, Lee, Minato, Naruto, Neji, Obito/Tobi, Sakura, Sasori, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Shino, Temari, Tenten, Tsunade, Zabuza. . I haven’t seen/read all of it but don’t mind spoilers so anything goes.
Sailor Moon- I’ll write for Sailor’s Moon, Mercury, Jupiter, Mars, Venus, Tuxedo Mask and their normal counterparts.. I’ve seen all of it, but a long time ago. I don’t mind spoilers so anything goes.
Seven Deadly Sins- I’ll write for Ban, Diane, Escanor, King/Harlequin, Meliodas, Merlin; Arthur, Elizabeth, Gilthunder, Howzer. . I’ve seen what they have of the anime on Netflix and the movie. No spoilers from the manga, but everything goes other than that.
BOOKS:
Harry Potter- I will write for Cedric, Dean, Draco, Fred, George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Neville, Ron, Seamus; James, Lily, Remus, Sirius; Newt, Queenie.  I’ve read and seen everything so anything goes.
Lord of the Rings- I’ll write for Aragorn, Boromir, Faramir, Frodo, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Sam. I’ve read the books and seen the movies so anything goes.
Narnia- I’ll write for Caspian, Edmund, Eustace, Lucy, Peter, Susan. I’ve read the books and seen the movies so anything goes.
Percy Jackson- I’ll write for Annabeth, Bianca, Clarisse, Leo, Luke, Nico, Percy, Piper, Thalia; Frank, Hazel, Jason, Reyna. I’ve read all the books up to Magnus Chase. I don’t mind spoilers and will write for anyone so anything goes. 
The Hobbit- I’ll write for Bard, Bilbo, Bofur, Dwalin, Fili, Kili, Legolas, Tauriel, Thorin. I’ve read the books and seen the movies so anything goes.
K-POP:
BTS- Hoseok/J-Hope, Jimin, Jungkook, Namjoon/RM, Seokjin/Jin, Taehyung/V, Yoongi/Suga
KARD- Jiwoo, Taehyung/J-Seph, Matt/BM, Somin
MonstaX- Changkyun/I.M, Hyungwon, Jooheon, Kihyun, Minhyuk, Shownu, Wonho
GOT7- Bambam, Jackson, Jaebum, Jinyoung, Mark, Youngjae, Yugyeom
TWICE- Chaeyoung, Dahyun, Jeongyeon, Jihyo, Mina, Momo, Nayeon, Sana, Tzuyu
BlackPink- Chaeyoung/Rose, Jennie, Jisoo, Lisa
Mamamoo- Hwasa, Moonbyul, Solar, Wheein
MOVIES: 
Big Hero 6- I will write for Fred, Go-Go, Hiro, Honey Lemon, Tadashi, Wasabi
How to Train Your Dragon- I will write for Hiccup, Astrid, and Eret.
Hunger Games- I will write for Katniss, Gale, Peeta, Joanna, and Finnick.
Jumanji- I have seen both 1&2. I am doing a rewrite of the first movie (and the second later on) but will write for any of the characters.
The Meg- I will write for Jax, Jack Morris, DJ, and Jonas Taylor. I’ve seen the movie so anything goes.
Pirates of the Caribbean- I will write for Jack, Elizabeth, James, and Will. I’ve seen everything so anything goes.
The Purge- I’ve seen all of the movies, but not the TV show. I’ll most likely use this as an AU but I do have a rewrite of Election Year and Anarchy in my WIP’s
Star Wars- I will write for Anakin, Ben Solo/Kylo Ren, Finn, Han Solo, Hux, Leia, Luke, Obi-Wan, Padme, Poe, Rey
DC:
Flash- I haven’t seen past season one, but I don’t mind spoilers so I’ll write for all the characters and anything goes.
Justice League- I’ll write for all of the heroes. I haven’t seen a lot of the cartoon shows, but I’ve seen the live action movies and Young Justice (Season 1&2 ONLY). Anything goes.
Suicide Squad- I will write for Boomer, Deadshot, Diablo, Harley Quinn, Katana
Young Justice- I will write for Aqualad/Kaldur, Artemis/Tigress, Beast Boy/Garfield, Blue Beetle/Jaime Reyes, Impulse/Bart Allen, Kid Flash/Wally, Miss Martian/Megan, Nightwing-Robin/Dick, Robin/Tim, Red Arrow/Roy Harper, Superboy/Connor, Wonder Girl/Cassie, Zatanna Zatara. I haven’t seen season three, so please no spoilers!! 
MARVEL:
AntMan- I will write for Hope, Luis, Scott 
Avengers- I will write for Bruce, Bucky, Clint, Natasha, Peter, Sam, Steve, Thor, Tony, Wanda
Black Panther- I will write for Erik, Everett Ross, M’Baku, Nakia, Okoye, Shuri, T’Challa
Dr. Strange- I will write for Steven Strange
Guardians- I will write for Gamora, Nebula, Peter, Yondu
X-Men- I will write for Bobby/Iceman, Hank(old and young), Jean(old and young), Kitty Pryde, Logan/Old Man Logan, Marie/Rogue, Ororo Munroe(old and young), Remy LeBeau, Scott(old and young), Victor Creed; Alex Summers, Charles Xavier, Erik Lehnsherr, Jubilee, Kurt, Peter Maximoff, Raven(young only)
TV SHOWS:
Avatar the Last Airbender- I’ll write for Aang, Katara, Sokka, Toph, Suki, Zuko, Azula, Mei, and Ty Lee. I’ve seen everything so anything goes.
Dr. Who- I have seen everything up to the 12th Doctor. No spoilers for 12&13 please! Other than that, anything goes.
Game of Thrones- I will write for the Starks(Arya, Brandon, Jon, Robb, Sansa), Tormund, Sandor, the Lannisters(Jaime, Tyrion), Daenerys, Brienne, Gendry, Podrick, Bronn, Oberyn, Sam, Theon, and Yara. I have seen the entire series and anything goes.
Legend of Korra- I’ll write for Korra, Mako, Bolin, and Asami. I haven’t seen anything past season one, but I don’t mind spoilers. Anything goes.
The Mandalorian- I’ll write for Cara, Mando, and Paz. I’ve seen everything so anything goes. 
Sherlock- I will write for Sherlock, John, and Greg. I haven’t seen past season three episode two so no spoilers please! Other than that, anything goes.
Supernatural- I will write for Sam, Dean, Cas, and John. I haven’t seen past season 6 but don’t mind spoilers, so anything goes!
The Walking Dead- I’ll write for anybody. I’m only at the beginning of season nine, so anything past that please don’t spoil it!
Video Games:
Assassins Creed- I’ll write for Altair, Ezio, and Connor. I’ve played some of the games and don’t mind spoilers so anything goes.
Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild- I have beaten the game and will write for Link and Zelda. 
AU’S:
Adventurers
Assassin
Athlete
College
Coffee Shop
Mafia
Magic
Modern
Musician 
Pet Shop
Royalty
Soulmate- Colorblind, tattoo(name of soulmate/first words spoken, etc.), watch countdown, whatever you write on yourself ends up on them.
Spy
Supernatural
Superpower
Tattoo Artist
Tropes:
Human from our world dropped into their world and vice versa
Only one bed
Roommates 
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Yandere Orochimaru x Chubby Reader || 🌸 Come With Me 🌸
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The pale man sighed softly at the child who's head laid silently on his thigh, soft snores came from the child as he turned softly. Blond messy hair getting messier.
Orochimaru glanced down in his lap to the boy who was currently messing with the blonds plushy face. A calm face present on him as the dark haired child played with the blond locks tempted to yank so the blond could wake up and they could play.
The snake like man chuckled to scared to move and wake up Sasuke's sleepy friend. He meant no harm when he said it was peaceful when Naruto was sleeping. The man could only take so much of the flamboyant child.
In the end, he adored all the children though. Some called him a creep for quitting his old high paying job just to watch over small children. Most of the time he tried to let it not get to him but others, he couldn't help it.
His old job caused pain to not just others but himself too. There were so many times he wished he could just die like a normal human, but it wasn't easy. It never was. However, now he was happy even if sometimes he felt like he was missing something. Something to make him complete.
He blinked back into realization when the blond stirred in his sleep as Sasuke repeatedly smacked his face with his small chubby hand. The Uchiha was getting bored by the second but clearly he was sleepy. The man sighed and lightly grabbed the boys hand who looked up at him with a small pout and teary eyes. He yawned which only made it worst.
Orochimaru smiled softly before putting his hand in the small boy's hair petting the soft dark locks.
"Hey hey, let him sleep little one. You need to nap too. If you wake him now he'll be upset."
He hummed. The small boy opened his mouth before the man manuvered his large hands under the small children and stood up. The blond laid curled in his arm as the man carried them over to the others who were napping in the blankets under the window were they could feel the warm sun on their soft skin.
The Uchiha laid his head on the man's strong chest nuzzling softly making the man hum. He looked at the others thinking where to lay down the sleeping Uzumaki and sleepy Uchiha. He shouldn't separate them, they hated to be separated from each other and he knew Sasuke hated to be trapped by Sakura so he hummed.
He glanced down at the small children. Shikimaru laid with the round Choji next to him, snoring cutely. Ino hand her small arms under Sakura's shirt liking the warmth. At first Orochimaru thought it was quite weird that the small blond hair girl did it knowing the small pink haired one whined about it but eventually Sakura stopped fighting her friend. 
The man chuckled a little at the memory.
He glanced at the blankets seeing squirming. He stood up from his spot putting the book down letting Gaara read it to the other's with cute difficulty. Till he eventually let Lee help him who read was happy to help. The man maid his way silently over to the blankets and stopped by them. He tilted his head curious as to what the small girls were doing.
'Hopefully nothing grown.'
He thought to himself with a soft laugh. He guessed that the small girls heard him because the small fight stopped before Sakura jumped from the blankets on to his clutching the beautiful komodo that hung on his firm body. He laughed and held her as Ino pouted sitting up.
"Oro-chan! Tell her to stop putting her hands in my shirt!"
"It's cold!"
The small blond shouted back at the small pinkette who glared. Orochimaru listened to them bicker waiting for the moment.
"Just warm yourself up!"
"But you're chubby and it feels nice!"
Sakura sniffled at the word 'chubby'. She never really liked it. All of them were chubby to the man but they all were cute. Chubby wasn't a bad thing. He didn't mind having a heavier girlfriend because chubby wasn't being fat. He sighed at the two petting their heads making a mess out of their hair making them look up at him.
"Ah girls girls.."
He said softly with a soft chuckle.
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He saw Gaara roll over a bit softly bumping Neji who frowned a bit but other than that he stayed asleep. He smiled laying the blond and Raven haired boys in the empty spot watching how the blond almost immediately cuddled up to his friend. Sasuke didn't last long against the cuddle monster he called his friend.
Orochimaru smiled triumphantly before standing back up and stretching. He then looked at the children doing roll call in his head.
Hinata. Check.
Neji. Check.
Gaara. Check.
Naruto and Sasuke. Check
Ino. Check.
Sakura. Check.
Kankuro. Check.
Kiba. Check.
Lee. Check.
Shikimaru. Check.
And Choji. Check.
He hummed before silently making his way to the door and slipping out the room silently. They'd be sleep for a while so he should get lunch ready. Hopefully Kabuto would be back soon considering the silver haired male helped with the chores. He trailed to the kitchen walking down the large hallway.
He hummed to himself before entering the large kitchen. He prepared lunch not even looking back when the door to the large house unlocked from the outside and opened. Just from the smell he knew it was the silverette. He smiled watching the stove full of pancakes, sausages and eggs. Sniffing softly to make sure the toast didn't burn inside the oven.
The teen huffed hauling in the many bags of food and clothes he brought. Orochimaru chuckled at the teen and with a smug smile and turned to him crossing his arms.
"So, what did you bring home maid boy"
He joked smiling innocently at the glared the teen shot at him as he pulled in the last bag closing the large door behind him and locking it with the key he usually kept around his neck just so he wouldn't leave it anywhere or have one of the kids steal it from him.
"Peachy. I had to steal a buggy and ride it here to get all this stuff here in one piece. How are the kids?"
He asked pulling bags into the kitchen and with the man's help they put everything away. He laid the bags of clothes next to the couch for them to grab in a bit. Kabuto placed the three gallons of milk in the fridge. They only needed so much only cause a special blond liked to stoop in the kitchen at night.
Orochimaru glanced at a shirt in on of the bags and pulled it out with his gentle fingers reading the front.
Destiny Baby!
He laughed loudly covering his mouth and holding on to the counter as a smile came to the teens face as he turned off the stove and oven. The shirt had a small deer on it with a  crown on it's head. How could he not laugh, it was cute. Kabuto pulled out plates for the children and started placing the food on the clean dishes.
He hummed at the laughing man.
"Found that for Neji. I think he'll love it."
Orochimaru got the last of his giggles out before wiping his teary eyes. He nodded. No doubt. That's was if Lee didn't steal it from him. The man sighed before looking at the teen again.
"So how was school?"
He asked. The boy smiled a bit more as a soft blush came to his face. The action made the man curious obviously seeing as the male tilted his head. Kabuto never really blushed so why today.
"Was there a pretty girl?"
He teased making smoochy kisses. He chuckled. Kabuto flushed even more before throwing a sausage at the man who caught it in his mouth and ate it with puffy cheeks. Kabuto huffed finishing the plates.
"Yes. Really pretty."
"Oh?~ You know her name yet lover boy?"
The teen looked at him with a soft smile. He spoke softly after it playing with his hands nervously.
"Her name, as I heard when she introduced herself was (F/n) (L/n)."
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Chapter one yay! Hope you guys enjoy it so far, I'll try to make it better. Sorry for any errors or if I spelled Shikimaru's name wrong. I'll fix it at a later point.
Your also Kabuto's classmate and crush how ya feeling lololo. I will work harder for the next chapters. I really hope people will read this story and enjoy it for what it is.
2019 EDIT: Sorry for any grammar fr though...
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Naruto asks: ALL. With the contingency that your answers are based off your story's canon and thus can include your characters/events that happened in your version of canon
JESUS
ok so using the Kaori Cannon
1) favorite villageAmegakure
2) favorite kageGaara
3) which villain would you most like to fightOROCHIMARU, LET ME SWING AT HIM
4) favorite chunin exam fightMy favourite is going to be Mitsugi vs Kaori
5) how would you have cheated during the chunin examsKaori
6) byakugan, sharingan, or rinneganByakugan
7) which battle was your favoriteFav will be Momo vs Shinji or Hiroki vs Norio
8) favorite female ninja’s outfitKaori
9) favorite male ninja’s outfitChoei
10) favorite ninja’s hairKimiko
11) how would you wear your headbandon my neck
12) what would your ninjutsu beI’d love water or wind chakra based ninjutsu
13) what ninjas would you want as your teammatesFor the Kao cannon, GIVE ME Kaori, Junki, and Raizo
14) which opening is your favoriteYura Yura
15) which closing is your favoriteThe one with Hinata on a bike
16) how long have you been into narutoToo long
17) do you mostly watch or read narutoI did both, but I started reading because the anime wasn’t out in the US yet
18) favorite characterGaara
19) least favorite characterSakura
20) do you own any naruto merchYes, a leaf head band, naruto cards, posters, buttons, t-shirts, the Shippuden sweater...
21) in the akatsuki what color would you paint your nailsBlack, blue and red
22) who would you want your partner to be in the akatsukiHIDAN or Sasori
23) have you ever played any of the naruto video gamesOh yeah
24) weapon of choiceI WANT A FAN OR PUPPETS
25) favorite clanIn the Kao tale, the Oto or Hyuga
26) favorite uchihaJUNKI
27) what animal would you summonA cat
28) favorite filler episodeanything family related
29) favorite arcMy fav arc to write is the pre oto tales
30) otpGaara x Hinata x Kankuro
31) brotpHinata and Choji
32) favorite non-human characterMatatabi
33) favorite bijuuMatatabi
34) favorite jinchurikiGaara and Killer B (in the Kaori story it would be Kaori or Killer B)
35) what ninja occupation would you chooseI would love to be a genin instructor and have my own little team
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Naruto Tag Game (New Addition)
Tagged by: no one, I saw it here.
How far are you in the series?: Ino-Shika-Cho and Kakashi fighting Hidan and Kakuzu. Do you prefer the anime or manga?: I don’t really read the manga, but it’s definitely better as far as Boruto is concerned, since the anime is so bent on fucking up Mitsuki’s character.
Favorite movie: Road to Ninja
Least Favorite Movie: Of the ones I’ve seen, The Stone of Gellel is kind of dull. Favorite filler episodes: Most any of the ones with Lee, the Bikochu beetle arc, and Ino Screams: Chubby Paradise!
Least favorite filler episodes: The Land of Tea arc is boring! Though Aoi was cool.
Favorite male character: Orochimaru
Favorite female character: Anko
Second and third favorite male character: Gaara, Mitsuki
Second and third favorite female character: ChoCho, Tsunade Character(s) you Dislike or Hate: Boruto, Kakashi, Danzo, Sakura, and Sasuke. Favorite Village(s): Otogakure Least Favorite Village(s): Konohagakure Favorite and second favorite clan: Akimichi, Inuzuka Favorite Sannin: Orochimaru Least Favorite Sannin: I guess I like Jiraiya the least, but I actually love them all. I used to hate Jiraiya, but he grew on me. The pervy bastard... Favorite Kage: Gaara Favorite Hokage: Tsunade Least favorite Hokage: Kakashi, though Hiruzen was probably the worst Favorite Jinchuuriki: Gaara Favorite tailed beast: Shukaku Favorite Summoning: Manda Favorite Jutsu: Orochimaru’s permanent tongue stretching jutsu. Hot! Favorite kekkei genkai: Either Haku’s or Kimimaro’s. Favorite ability of Pein's: Almighty pratfall, heehee! Favorite Jounin or Anbu: Gai Favorite Filler Character(s): Suzumebachi Least Favorite Filler Character(s): Those ninja postal carriers. They’re creepy! Favorite canon couple(s): Choji x Karui Favorite almost canon couple(s): Orochimaru x Anko, Mitsuki x ChoCho, Gaara x Matsuri, Neji x TenTen, Yamato x Kakashi (you know they’re an item!) Worst canon couple: I still can’t get over Sai and Ino together. Maybe they have a lot of bisexual threesomes? Least favorite fanon couple(s): Boruto x Mitsuki, Anko x anyone other than Orochimaru (though especially Kakashi). Favorite yaoi couple(s): Zabuza and Haku Favorite yuri couple(s): Oddly enough, I don’t really ship any yuri pairings from Naruto. I guess Tsunade x TenTen? Couple(s) that you ship romantically and as friends: Orochimaru and Tsunade Favorite protagonist: Gaara Favorite antagonist: Orochimaru, though I consider him the real hero! Favorite Akatsuki member: Orochimaru! Favorite Akatsuki couple: I don’t really like any of them enough. Favorite member of Team Taka Hebi: Juugo, though the retcon his character creates really irritates me. Least Favorite Member of Team Taka Hebi: Sasuke Favorite member or weapon of the 7 Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist (including Zabuza and Raiga): Zabuza and his kubikiribocho!!! Which character do you think deserves more appreciation: Anko, the real Anko. Not the ridiculously sanitized version shallow fans have to make her more palatable. Which character do you think deserves less appreciation: Kakashi Which character(s) didn’t deserve to die: Neji, Asuma, Jiraiya. Someone who should have died or you would not change their death: Gaara’s father. My god, did he have it coming! Who do you ship Naruto with: Hinata; they’re boring as a married couple, but I imagine they have a secret kinky side. Who do you ship with Sasuke: Sakura, mostly because I actually kind of like Sarada, to an extent. Which character do you think looks good with everybody: I don’t ship characters because they “look good together.” That’s fucking stupid. Which character out of Teams 7(don’t forget Sai),8,10, Gai would join the Akatsuki: Um, didn’t Sasuke join? Hottest female character: Though I think Kurenai’s the prettiest, I’d most like to do Tsunade. I will not say Anko, because that just feels like wanking. Hottest male character: Orochimaru Would you eat Ramen: I have. Dango is better. What would be your 'ninja way': To serve a great master. What is your opinion of the ninja world (like how Jiraiya discusses in his book): It’s cruel and corrupt. Which character would you have liked to see drunk: Lee, we can never have enough drunk Lee! What do you think Kakashi's book Icha Icha really says?: “Be a self-righteous prick and people will think you’re cool.” Pro-ending or anti-ending: It could’ve been better, but there are some good points.
How would your version of Naruto ending and Boruto play out (don’t be shy, make it VERY LONG, out touch the smallest details):  Orochimaru and Anko reconcile and marry, we get some backstory for Choji and Karui’s love, as well as Lee and Metal’s mom, Log gets more scenes, Mitsuki is the main protagonist, and Boruto gets the shit kicked out of him till he learns to behave. And maybe we could bring Jiraiya back to life...?
Tags: Ugh, do I have to?
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