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legacyofafox · 7 months
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Since I saw how many voted on my last poll about the "Who of the SH survive a Horror movie?" I decided to do something special.
A little text adventure game involving a poll and the Straw Hats.
The first gonna be murder mystery! It will have quite few polls. Depends how the polls look like.
So let's begin!
The Straw Hats are in a mansion, they escaped a stormy night and decided to stay in it until the next morning. The Storm didn't look like it would stop for the Night. What they don't know there is also a killer with them.
They explored the mansion, finding noone. The Mansion looked empty. Looking for rooms they could sleep in. Finding some they had to choose a room. Single rooms. But they decided to stay at least as duos in a room for safety reasons.
Nami stays with Robin and Chopper. Usopp with Zoro. Sanji with Luffy and Franky with Brooke. And Jimbei decided to stay a bit longer awake to look out, until he fell asleep too.
They went to bed.
What they didn't know the Killer had already choosen the first victim.
Who gonna die first?
Who die and survive? Don't forget it's your decision.
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mossy-rainfrog · 1 year
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[ID: A digital illustration of many different characters and symbols from Star Wars Rebels season 2, surrounded and connected by designs from various Lothal cave paintings. 
From left to right, and top to bottom: A small snail from Atollon, peering out from its shell. Next, Ezra Bridger with his arms crossed, rolling his eyes as he says “I’m literally neurodivergent and a minor but ok ://“. A drawing of Ezra’s repainted imperial cadet helmet. Garazeb Orrelios, looking to the side with his teeth bared and his ear flicking up to listen, with an arrow pointing to his ears and saying “ears!!”. Ezra, with his saber ignited, grinning and looking over his shoulder as he runs, yelling “let’s go loth cats” in all caps.
The next section shows Kanan Jarrus and Hera Syndulla kissing, with her hand tipping up his chin, and him blushing with many hearts floating around them. A brown spotted loth cat laying down in a loaf position, with one leg sticking out, captioned “leggy”. Sabine Wren takes her helmet off and scowls harshly, saying “cringe” in all caps. Hera sits in the cockpit of a fighter with a smile, captioned: “[screamo playing over cockpit radio]”.
The next section shows Sabine and Zeb lounging together, with peaceful smiles on their faces as they simultaneously daydream the words “violence murder killing arson biting”. Chopper stands in the center of the entire piece and extends one arm as he says “fuck!”. A Lothal cave painting with a Loth Wolf and a rider, staring to the side. The glowing meteorite stone is visible to the right.
The last section shows the fulcrum symbol glowing gray. Kanan and Ezra mimic the copycat meme from Into The Spider-Verse, with Kanan deep in thought, a hand on his chin, and Ezra watching him with wide eyes, a hand on his own chin. Ahsoka Tano is drawn buffer than her canon appearance, and has her lightsabers ignited as she reaches out her right hand to something unseen, her expression a deep scowl. Sabine, with her helmet on, jumping into the air with a basketball labeled “Ezra” as she dunks it into a net labeled “brother zone”. The piece is dated January 2023, and the artist’s signature is visible under one of the pieces.
The next three images are zoomed in on various sections of the piece. End ID.]
ok the ID for this is already long enough, but I've been rewatching the comfort show of All Time (SWR) and I ended up having so many silly art ideas that I put them all in one piece. I had an INCREDIBLE amount of fun with it, and I hope you enjoy it as much as I did making it :D I miss my space family ;~;
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as-i-watch · 1 month
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Do you know what the biggest lie ever told in one piece is?
"There are only 5 devil fruits that can fly"
I mean Pell sounded cool when he said it but it has gotten worse over time with every devil fruit that appears.
Let's go down the list from least to most ridiculous DF users who can fly.
ACTUAL BIRDS:
-Pell [Bird Bird fruit: Model Falcon]
-Marco [Bird Bird fruit: Model Phoenix]
-Morgans [Bird Bird fruit: Model Albatross ]*
*Morgans is flightless in his hybrid form, but Albatrosses can naturally fly for long distances*
-Buzz [Bird Bird fruit Model eagle]**
**Buzz is a noncanon character from the movie One piece strawhat chase. He is a dog**
OTHER FLYING ANIMALS:
-Cub [bug bug fruit: Model rhinoceros beetle]
-Bian [bug bug fruit: Model hornet]
While bugs are known for crawling, these two tontatas have DFs who's species can naturally fly.
-King [Dragon Dragon fruit: Model Pteranodon]
Flying is the only natural thing that King does with his fruit. All the fire stuff is unique to King
-Kaido/Momonosuke [DF NAME UNKNOWN]
Momo can fly by summoning clouds and walking on them but dragons appear to have the innate ability to fly as shown with Kaido
BIRD BY TECHNICALITY:
-Toragatsu [Bird Bird fruit Model: Nue]
Torgatsu is a noncanon character from the One Piece x Kyoto art show. The nue is a chimera like creature from Japanese folklore that has the body of a tiger, head of a monkey and a snake for a tail. Alternatively it can be described as having the back of a tiger, the limbs of a tanuki, the tail of a fox, the head of a cat, and the torso of a chicken. It is a bird fruit because the name Nue also refers to the scaly thrush bird that the chimera mimics. Torgatsu can fly by summoning rainbow colored flames.
LOGIAS:
All known logia users [with the exceptions of Aokiji, Akainu*, Blackbeard &Caribou ] can fly via elemental propulsion. [*Akainu is in a different category]
-Ace/Sabo [flame flame fruit]
-Smoker [plume plume fruit](smoke)
-Crocodile [Sand sand fruit]*
*the presence of these 3 fruits alone in alabasta immediately invalidated Pell's statement*
-Kizaru [glint glint fruit] (light)
-Enel [Rumble Rumble fruit] (Lightning)
-Caesar Clown [Gas Gas fruit]
-Monet [Snow snow fruit]
PARAMECIA SHENANIGANS
-Shiki [Float Float fruit]
man can just straight up fly
-Trafalgar Law [Op Op fruit]
-Fujitora [Press Press fruit]
-Eustass Kid [Magnet Magnet Fruit]
The above manipulate their environment to create platforms that they ride on.
-Big Mom [Soul soul fruit]
Can use her soul to create constructs that she rides on
-Perona [Hollow Hollow fruit]
Can fly by turning herself into a ghost.
-buffalo [Spin Spinf Fruit]
Can fly by helicoptering his body parts.
IS IT FLYING IF I DON'T TOUCH THE GROUND?
-Akainu [Mag mag fruit]
Has been shown to use his magma to propel himself short distances but hasn't shown the ability to fly
-Magellan [Venom Venom fruit]
Can create pathways of poison that allow him to fast travel around impel down
FLIGHT BY TECHNICALITY
-Buggy [Chop chopper fruit]
his body parts can Float around within a certain radius of him, excluding his feet.
DOESNT COUNT AS FLYING
-Ms. Valentine [Kilo Kilo fruit]
Reducing her weight to 1Kg allows her to jump really high into the air and slowly fall down
??????
Karasu [DF UNKNOWN]
Can turn himself into a murder of crows and fly.
SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO FLY AT ALL
-Doflamingo[string string fruit]
He flies by spidermaning his way through the air, sticking his strings to clouds
-Robin [flower flower fruit]
Grows several dozen arms that she fuses into a pair of wings
-Luffy [Gum Gum fruit]
Gear 4. Contracts and expands his legs with so much speed and force that it generates thrust.
There are probably some others that I missed but these are the major ones for where you are.
This a really cool categorization and also
Perhaps it was meant that only 5 DF like actually come with wings and the other ones just elevate their powers to do all that crazy shit
Or perhaps is further evidence Oda makes it all up as he goes along (most likely lol)
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themushroomofdeath · 5 months
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pre-time skip | new relationship | f!original character x sanji insecurity, trauma response, angst with sugary rot ending i was convinced to fall into the sanji rot for @crimson-hybrid (also its your turn now, bwo)
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At first, it wasn’t much of a relationship, but a dance of famished creatures, circling around each other - trying to feast on the love one could provide, but never wishing to take more than the other had to offer. Both too insecure to take the first step, afraid of rejection, afraid of not being enough, but still wishful, dreaming, enchanted with the idea of what could be.
It took one peaceful night, of quietly flirting and sharing warm tea and confidences, for the woman to take the first step, one hand reaching to brush  aside the blonde locks veiling his blue eyes and curly eyebrows from her tender gaze, other securing his jaw with enough gentleness to compare the man with a precious artifact, a treasure in her eyes. 
Smiling with affection, she had regarded all his fears and flaws and broke them apart with a whisper of “You are beautiful, dearest, from inside and out. There’s no part of you for me to not adore.”
And he had believed her, difficult as it was. In that moment, he utterly wanted to believe the 
love in her eyes, to melt into her soft adoration, allowing her to caress his most hated self, nuzzling her hands like a cat would their precious owner. She had him in her hands, then, literally and figuratively.  
Night turned into light, and they still chatted by the kitchen chairs, exchanging whispers and secrets, hands and lips, sealed their first move into acceptance. They loved each other.
But no love story is perfect, and the past has a way of holding control over one’s mind. To them, it came in the form of a beautiful woman rescued by their captain, a pitiful thing saved from a life of slavery from a rival ship. The struggle didn’t reach her at first, as emotionally involved with the story of another endangered soul as she was, but something grabbed her heart, with the way the fragile woman clinged to the chef's secure arms.
Chivalrous as he was, the blonde man did his best to accommodate the new addiction to the ship, offering to carry her to the infirmary for Chopper’s examination, already thinking about nutritional balanced recipes to offer. It was nothing much then, just a negative flow of thoughts, something that could be pushed back. 
The real problem came later that day, infatuated as the other woman already was. How could she not? The man was gorgeous, gentle and attentive, and with the lack of old perverted tendencies, he was a dream come true. Worried as he was - how everyone was, he didn’t notice how his lover studied the situation from the side lines, too used to being in the shadows, making herself invisible to the eye when she wanted to be, never once realizing that his simple acts of kindness could be seen as reciprocation. 
Neither would her, if the negative side of her wasn’t so used to taking control of her mind, if her insecurities weren’t as strong as her blades, just as piercing through her fragile heart, used to be guarded by thick walls. For her to take a chance to love, as akin to opening an old wound, exposing it to the elements of nature, hoping for it to cure itself by the hands of a trusted partner. If she gave the chance for them to learn of it.
She didn’t. A placid smile and a social mask took place during dinner, ignoring her own internal turmoil, in place to pretend nothing was wrong. As nothing was wrong, Sanji did nothing wrong, it was her and her fault only for believing she was good enough for him.
He deserves someone who wasn’t a monster used to murder since early childhood, he deserved someone as gentle as a flower, who had the same interests as him, who could give him a peaceful life and a beautiful family, someone who was so bright and hopeful like his beautiful eyes when he talks about his dreams of finding the all blue, not… Someone like her. A shadow of a person, a broken human, a sharp weapon - an assassin.
And with the excuse of being a tiresome day, she departed the communal space, making her way to her quarters - an old storage space, given as she was never one comfortable to share her space, too traumatized from waking up with a knife held to her neck. She didn’t notice the visible confusion of a man who was getting used to open affections and good night kisses, but just as insecure of opposing his way in this new relationship.
But it did start running on his mind, the way she acted all day, too distant, too polite, never breaking the character of accommodation for the new temporary addiction, even when it was clear it would be a normal reaction to be disturbed by another woman flirting with her partner. Hell, he would be a blaze of fire if anyone looked at her more than once.
So it didn’t take long for the observative and emotionally attuned man that he was to his partner, to realize something was clearly wrong. He waited a few minutes before following her, excusing himself and ignoring pointed looks, he made his way to her chambers- or as of late, shared bedroom. Polite enough to knock once and twice, and ask for her name, before going in, adjusting his eyes to the dark room, as no lantern was lightened, only moonlight hitting her form from the tiny porthole above her head. 
But the shadow room did nothing to hide the wetness of her cheeks, and the stiffness of her body, caught in the act of self depreciation. Like a cornered animal, she sat there very still, not looking his way, willing her eyes to stop burning with tears, her mind to come to a halt with the spiral of hate. And it broke his heart to see his strong lover so vulnerable and fragile.
“Oh, mon amour…” The blonde was already with knees hitting the floor next to her bed, the position of a sinner asking for forgiveness of a goddess who deserves nothing but his endless love and devotion. He had truly sinned, believed to be able to protect his loved one from all evil of the world, but made evil of himself by disregarding her emotions for an entire day, selfish to his own chivalrous education, giving his attention to another woman instead of paying offering to his savior. Because that is what she was to him, the woman that looked at his flawed self and poured all her tender light and love into his pores. “Forgive me, my love. I didn’t meant t-”
“No. Don’t.” She breathed before he could run into his own spiral of depreciation, startling the blonde into silence. Was he truly done the unforgivable?  “It’s not you, Sanji, it’s me. Please, don’t blame yourself, please.” And with the new wave of guilty feelings, silent tears turned into hiccups of cries, confusing the woman used to be able to hide her emotions so well, unused to vulnerability that came from opening her heart to others.
And how gentle he grabbed her heart, moving to bed to hug her smaller body to his chest, leaving no space between them, arms and legs mingling till one didn’t knew where other started, soothing her form with gentle whispers of affection and a hand slow running up and down her scarred back, willing for the sobs to subside. “Please, talk to me, mon ange. I won’t be able to help otherwise. I love you. So, so much. You are the light of my life. Mon soleil.” 
There was a pause, but the breathing evened. She was thinking it through, and it was enough for now. “How can the dark be someone’s light?” Came the answer, in a form of a whisper so quiet, one would think they heard wrong. But he heard, as he could hear and infiltrate her mind like it was the simplest task, both terrifying and special connection. 
“You are no dark, no evil, ange… You just need to see yourself from my perspective.” Reaching to bring her face from where it was hidden - the junction of his neck and shoulder, he took a look at the ways her eyes shined with newly formed tears and hope, her flushed cheeks and gorgeous features he was glad to love till the day he perished. “I look at you and I see someone so brave yet gentle, so deserving of love, the reason I wake up every day with a smile, feeling light and bright, to have someone like you in my heart. And to be loved by you? A miracle, really. One in which I’m grateful everyday, really.”
A tentative smile had reached her features, by the end of his little discourse. The affectionate way he stroked her cheeks and pronounced his undying love, enough to give hope and credibility to what he was saying. “Silly, you were just speaking about yourself now.” She found herself answering, but before he could retort, she added “I love you. So much it hurts, so much that I don’t know what to do with it…”
“Oooh, what did I do to deserve all of this?! I love you so SO much, my darling, my precious, mon coeur - let me love you back so it stops hurting.” And that they did. Kissing and cuddling till morning, as the first time all around. But growing to understand how communicating their feelings and insecurities beyond physical affection would be the way to keep their relationship strong for the years to come. And for each other, they would try.
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wackyrumble · 11 months
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Barry the Chopper v.s. Roommate
Barry the Chopper - Fullmetal Alchemist
Barry was a butcher turned serial killer, who as punishment had his soul bound to armor and let him keep his murder weapons in exchange for guarding a place. He agrees to not kill when meeting the main-ish cast because of a woman he's fallen for and doesn't want her mad at him. He remains comedically docile aside from jailbreaking a woman who shot him in the hand. Read more about Barry below.
Roommate - Diary of a Tourney Kid
A clone of Adam Ruins Everything that came out wrong. He debunks things in the same way as his original, but completely incorrectly. Bill Cipher turned him into a hand puppet and fused him with a clone of another character. Fought Walter White and his evil shadow self, Walter Black. Read more about Roommate below.
Full description of Barry:
"i really dont think theres ever been another character quite like him. hes so much. his backstory is that he was a butcher who decided to be a serial killer one day because chopping up animal meat wasnt doing it for him anymore and then when he got caught and sentenced to death the government instead had his soul bound to a suit of armor that looks like sans undertales fursona and let him keep the knives he used to kill people in exchange for guarding the lab they did it to him at. and then he spends the show as a comic relief character. like hes the funniest guy in the whole thing. after his first appearance the secondary "good guy" squad run into him and decide to make him their sidekick in exchange for intel, and because they have Some moral standards they tell him chopper no chopping and he agrees because one of them is a strong confident sniper lady hes decided hes in love with and he doesnt want her to be mad at him, and then he just sits in an apartment and has sitcom shenanigans for the next couple volumes. except for when he randomly decides to stage a jailbreak for a different lady who he met once and whose only interaction with him was shooting him in the hand. and then he goes back to playing chess with his roommate. he meets his own soulless body and his first instinct is to try and chop it into little pieces and assumes anyone else would do the same thing. said body later kills both of them on accident and after that hes never mentioned again. like theres just a comic relief serial killer for a while, who doesnt actually kill anyone after being told not to but is constantly bringing up how much he loves to chop people to death with a big knife, and everyone is like "classic barry" and then he dies and the narrative goes "well alright time to move on from that". hes scared of other souls in suits of armor despite being one himself. he has cat ears. jerma likes him"
Full description of Roommate:
"OK OK OK SO LIKE. HE'S FROM THIS MASHUP TOURNAMENT HOSTED ON SOUNDCLOUD & DISCORD CALLED "DIARY OF A TOURNEY KID, RIGHT? YES, IT IS BASED OFF OF DIARY OF A WIMPY KID IN NAME, THEMING, AND A BUNCH OF THE CHARACTERS IN IT. AND YES, THE ENTIRE PREMISE WAS STARTED BY GREG HEFFLEY TRAPPING A BUNCH OF PEOPLE IN THE DIARY. LOOK. OKAY. THAT ISN'T THE POINT HERE. (including a few real people but. roommate isn't one of those real people, LOL)
so Roommate is, like, a WEIRD case. he's a clone of a TV personality version of a real guy(adam conover specifically the whole thing he does in, like, adam ruins everything), but is SPECIFICALLY STATED TO BE A SEPERATE CHARACTER IN LORE. LIKE. HES A WHOLE OTHER GUY. HE DOESNT EVEN ACT LIKE HIM. HES LIKE. THE SCOOBY DOO VILLAIN EQUIVALENT OF A MAN. all he does is run around and "Debunk" shit but hes getting it all totally WRONG. It's like, if someone who never watched adam ruins everything before took one look at its name, the blonde, glasses wearing combover having guy on the cover, and went. "oh, this guy is gonna be HORRIBLE, isnt he". and in the shows case thatd be wrong but in roommate's case, he's...he's so pathetic. he's not even the same guy at this point. (and also literally isn't. but)
He never even manages to intimidate anyone even once. not even mr beast and ninja fortnite, (part of a team called Dubious Duo) who he just. VERY much annoyed via "ruining" twitch. He also got turned into a meaty handpuppet and fused to another clone of a different character by BILL CIPHER, of all characters but then immediately fell into a hole. He got his shit beaten out of him by a 19 year old punk catboy JUST before this, too. the punk catboys name is Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart BUT HE IS IN NO WAY RELATED TO THE REAL GUY. HES LITERALLY JUST. SOME RANDOM TEENAGER.
Also, extra fun facts about him include: during an event that happened on the discord, he canonically went ":3". He made his own ytp and posted it on the soundcloud account, too. he put a bunch of goofy wacky cartoon sounds in it. (his mashups use these sounds a lot outside of the ytp, too.) (incase you REALLY wanted to hear the ytp, though. here it is: https://soundcloud.com/doatk/ytpmv-02?in=doatk/sets/bonus )
P.S: extra information from a friend because they like to infodump this sort of thing & this isn't nescessary at all. but: He gets the fandom nickname of "Roommate" from his connection to Collegehumor & the Insane Clown Posse song In My Room, which he used in the tournament & is strongly associated with. He's so. He's so normal.
(P.S, P.S: THE IMAGE I SENT WITH THIS IS TECHNICALLY ART OF HIM FROM A CROSSOVER WITH ANOTHER SOUNDCLOUD TOURNAMENT THAT HAPPENED. BUT. its the best render i have that isnt done in like. ms paint LOL. IN SAID CROSSOVER (WITH A TOURNAMENT CALLED "THE PERFECT TOURNAMENT") HE ALSO FOUGHT WALTER WHITE AND HIS. EVIL SHADOW SELF, CALLED WALTER BLACK. WHO WAS LITERALLY HIS SHADOW.)
also: nobody in the fandom knows what his deal is, either. they literally just couldnt catch the real adam conover at first so they (In canon) just went "well! time to make a clone, i guess!" and then he came out WRONG."
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mcgregor · 8 months
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Some random, disorganized Ahsoka thoughts...
My expectations were very low, but I actually enjoyed those first 2 episodes of Ahsoka a lot! It makes you want to see what happens next!
That said, I don't understand the whole padawan Sabine thing... it's been awhile since I watched Rebels, but was it ever hinted she was Force sensitive before?? Can you even be a Jedi if you're not force sensitive? As much as I adore all things jedi related, I felt like this change was not necessary.. Sabine can team up with Ahsoka without her being her apprentice, she's a grown up. Idk, it kept nagging at me during the 2 episodes, clear things up please!
Chopper my beloved! That murder droid is gonna steal the show.
Isn't it kinda weird that they can't make lightsabers fights as good as the ones made 20 years ago? They were not bad per say, but definetely lacking the "WOW" feeling from the prequel movies. Or was it just that Ewan McGregor and Hayden Christensen were THAT good?
This is really Rebels 2.0, and as much as I (we?) would have prefered an animated series to close that story, seeing all those characters again really made me feel something ♥ Hope they do them justice.
Sabine's characters has never been my favourite but I really loved her here, the actress is greaaaat
I feel like Ahsoka should talk more, and be more expressive with her body language and all. She feels too stoic and cold. Was she like that in Rebels? can't remember.. That said, still badass 🔥
All the Ezra mentions... how I missed that boy 🥹 I'm gonna crumble if they mention Kanan directly
LOTH CATS LOTH CATS LOTH CATS LOTH CATS (LOTH WOLVES INCOMING????) thank god they didn't keep the mandalorian design for them
all the shots from space were really pretty
Beginning of the episode: oh finally people getting stabbed by a lightsaber and dying
End of the episode: nevermind that ... 😅
(I mean, it makes me laugh, but COME ON, the more it happens, the more people who actually died from a lightsaber wound (coughquigoncough) seem silly)
Still scared of the possible Anakin flashbacks, fingers crossed tightly. Please be good.
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eriexplosion · 2 months
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Moving right along to Rescue on Ryloth
Howzer's face when Rampart threatens Hera oh god, he hates this. Despises it even.
Howzer trying to talk him down as if Rampart is anything but a scumbag. He doesn't know who's responsible but he knows it wasn't Cham damn it. And of course he wants to look for Hera himself because that way he can HELP HER.
"Leave the thinking to me Captain" FUCK YOU RAMPART DO NOT TALK TO HIM LIKE THAT.
Omega trying to fix Gonky <3 And during all this apparently this is the first time she's been told he's a defective unit, it's the way that Gonky can't fulfill the one thing he's been created to do and they don't make a big deal out of it they just bring him with them because they're defective too and they love him.
Hunter last episode like 'hey Omega made a friend :)' to this episode with 'Omega's friend is instantly and immediately in mortal peril' This kind of thing always happens to them.
Children often overreact! are you using your vast experience with a wide variety of children on that assessment Tech? You weren't even aware children needed friends.
Hunter trying AGAIN to back out of doing anything and being put on blast by a 12 year old.
"The shocking attack on your beloved senator" and everyone is looking up at him like 'no actually we hate that guy.'
I love every time Hunter stops everything like a hunting dog because he Sensed something. They've never defined anything about how his senses work just he is Aware of things when necessary for the plot.
I forgot how he took down the probe droid by just fucking goomba stomping and stabbing it.
Honestly if everything were the same but Crosshair wasn't here, I think they wouldn't have tried to back out the second time. But having Crosshair there both ups the chances of them dying or of him dying, and avoiding him is the only way they know of having that not be a possibility. They don't know his chip is out yet, so as far as they know going near him will earn them another 'aim for the kid' moment. They can't reach out to him, he doesn't understand what's going on in his own head, IT HURTS OKAY.
Sign #2 that Crosshair is more himself. He put his fucking ass on Rampart's desk.
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He is also tossing things
Rampart has zero patience for being talked back to and unfortunately unchipped Crosshair is incapable of not talking back, especially about his squad.
I'm obsessed with the fucking wet cat face that he makes when he first looks at Howzer before he remembers that he's SUPPOSED to have a bitch reputation to upkeep and switches it to a glare.
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"I don't need a lecture Chop" what is he saying Hera is he telling you to commit murders about it?
Hera absolutely SHOOK that the batch are Omega's brothers.
The scene with Howzer and Cham & Eleni hurts my feelings okay, we trusted you Howzer. Please he wants to help, he wants to help so bad.
Honestly though I'm obsessed that Chopper has been with Hera for so long because like her parents met the murder droid that craves blood and violence and went 'yeah this is a good friend for our daughter'
GIRLS ENTERING THEIR SHUTTLE THEFT ERA
"WAIT WHAT SHUTTLE-"
Tech is experiencing every form of Heart Attack at once here
"Yes your dangerous and uncontrolled maneuvering is as confusing to them as it is to us" this is one of my favorite lines he's SO tired.
Howzer gets to me every time, he wants to get through to his squad he refuses to abandon them, even if it kills him. And let me tell you on the first watch through I was SOOOOO SURE HE WAS GOING TO GET KILLED. But of course we get our big sign that Crosshair is Different than last time with the arrest order. I NEED to see theses two interact again damn it, it would be very reasonable for Howzer to be Pissed at him given the whole arrest thing but he doesn't know how big a deal it is that he was not sniped here instead.
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Saddest little face
"If a war is coming, it will be their fight as much as ours." Another reason I think they won't be retiring at the end is that I think there is going to be a bittersweet aspect to the fact that, despite everything, I don't think they're going to be able to give Omega the childhood that Hunter especially desperately wants to give her. They can change how they think of themselves, they can change what they do, but they can't change the fact that war is coming and no matter how hard they try to keep her away from it, there won't be anywhere to run after a while.
"If only they were fighting for us instead of against us."
Honestly love that this is the biggest motivator behind Crosshair wanting them to join the Empire isn't this specifically, they're in danger for going against the Empire but IF ONLY THEY WERE FIGHTING FOR THE EMPIRE. No more danger!
Never caught this before but it looks like he smiles slightly at the end there but it's so damn quick it's hard to tell. Finally Crosshair has an idea! (it's not a great one but it IS an idea.)
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cyborg-franky · 2 years
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Hey Franky how are you today????
I wanted to ask you who do you think is a green flag to have a crush on, who is a red flag and why, with all the characters you want (could you include Zoro, Sabo, Ace and Mihawk?)
Thank you so much and have a great day/night!!!
I have headcanons like this kinda here I have the 'disadvantages' and 'advantages' of dating OP Chars but I am willing to something like this too!
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Ace: GREEN and RED Why? If you know how to handle the temper, baggage, and self-esteem issues he’s a green. If you want something simple and trouble-free then baby, he ain’t that. He will be asking you if you’re mad at him 12 times a day and will fistfight a wasp on a whim. He’ll also throw hands at himself on a regular basis.
Marco: GREEN he’s very laid back and if you managed to piss him off, you are probably a red flag.
Thatch: GREEN just look at that wholesome loaf.
Izou: RED he will destroy you if you even make a cup ring on his oak table.
Sabo: You might think with that smile he’s a GREEN but oh my God, he’s a RED and if you piss him off you better run or know someone way more unhinged than him. Also, his wardrobe, I could give him a pass if he didn’t look like a Victorian mass murderer.
Luffy: RED Nothing wrong with him, just if you can’t keep up with him you are going to be tired and want to strangle him with himself. If you can’t handle being around children, don’t pursue him.
Sanji: RED oh man, he’s so problematic all wrapped up in a cute suit and doofy heart eyes. He’ll more than likely make you cry.
Zoro: RED unless he can drink you, fight you, nap on you. The only way he’ll hold you is if your sword-shaped.
Usopp: GREEN but he is a lair, coax that out of him and he’s perfect.
Robin: GREEN, not my cup of tea but she’s a queen.
Franky: GREEN he's not wearing enough to be hiding something from you.
Chopper: If YOU are considering Chopper then you’re the RED flag.
Jinbei: Green <3 perfect
Brook: RED it’s like when you think ‘awww I want a turtle as a pet, so cute’ and then the fucker outlives you but on top of that wants to see your panties.
Nami: RED like the card machine when declined comes up after you let Nami use your card to shop with.
Roger: RED he is the human equivalent to people TyPiNg LiKE tHiS UnIrOniCalLy
Rayleigh: RED he’s like a cat, you’ll feed him, love him, pet him and he’ll fuck off for months on end, make you worry, but he’s curled up in some old ladies house because she got the better snacks.
Buggy: RED – BECAUSE IF CAPS LOCKS WAS A PERSON.
Shanks:  His hair isn’t the only thing that’s RED. The one good thing about him is his baggage is in lost and found somewhere.
Mihawk: RED like the wine that you spilt on his carpet that one time and now he has a hit out on your ass.
Doffy: -ME WAVING THOSE BIG RED FLAGS THAT LAND AIRCRAFT-
Crocodile: RED his left shoe costs more than your entire life and he will step on you.
Law: RED his troubles are as long as the grandline and just as easy to read as the poneglyphs.
Kid: his GREEN flag is Killer. If they come as a package, I might let him slide.
Killer: GREEN because honestly, with the captain he has it’s obvious the man has the patience of a saint.
Corazon: GREEN flag you might think it’s a red flag from afar, but I assure you that’s just the fire.
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darkside-skyguy · 8 months
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I enjoyed the first two episodes of Ahsoka but I'm not totally convinced by the show yet. Some spoilery thoughts:
There was no hint of Sabine having Force sensitivity or Jedi abilities in Rebels so I find it disorienting that she's suddenly a Padawan. (Or not a Padawan?? An abandoned Padawan? A failed Padawan? Feels like climbing some stairs and missing about five steps)
LOTH CAT LOTH CAT I WOULD LIKE A LOTH CAT PLEASE
I am on my knees begging Dave Filoni/god/whoever is listening: no more maps. Please. Please. I can't take it anymore. I can't make sense of this mysterious and sacred ancient map ball thing that is leading them to a guy who disappeared like 12 years ago. If the ball was a missing persons locator that they had to ritually unlock and whisper Thrawn's name to, then I'd be more accepting. But that's not what it is, according to the information given to us. Maps don't locate missing persons! That's just not how they work! I hate it. I hate it so much. It's giving me flashbacks to Rise of Skywalker weird old dagger that somehow has a map to an event that happened 30 years ago for no reason, and NOT IN A GOOD WAY!!!! And we're probably going to get no explanation. NO MORE MAPS.
I love Shin Hati. Loooove her.
I wasn't super impressed with Rosario Dawson's interpretation of Ahsoka in previous shows, but I like her much more here. She actually had echoes of Ahsoka's mannerisms and wry playfulness from the animated shows and I really appreciated that.
Chopper looks just as good in animation as he does in live-action! My favorite funky little murder droid is back!
Hera is just.... okay. I'm having trouble connecting Mary Elizabeth Winstead's Hera to the animated Hera. Something is missing. Not sure what.
The idea that they might travel to another galaxy is super intriguing to me. But how the hell did Thrawn get there??
Yes, Thrawn was a brilliant strategist and leader in his day, a true big baddy, but ultimately he was bested by a chaotic teenager (Ezra my beloved<3) and I cannot understand why all these people still have so much faith in him and his ability to bring back the old ways or whatever. Like, I would look elsewhere for a savior, just sayin'.
So, yeah....I'm having some issues with the internal logic of the plot. And the Sabine as a Padawan thing is really throwing me. But I'm intrigued to see where this is going.
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trixree · 8 months
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AHSOKA EP 1 - 2 THOUGHTS. (Hysteria, Even)
THIS WHOLE POST IS SPOILERS, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK YOU KNOW THE DEAL
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THE HOLE IN THE FLOOR THING HELL YEAH!!!! That's all
The way I am acting every time Hera is on screen... you should jail me you should put me in jail take me away officer I love her I love her I'm unwell about her
The way that every single queer person alive went "oh thank god" when hologram Ezra was like "You're like a sister to me" thank you I'm so glad we got that out of the way. Rebels!Sabine did not serve dyke for 4 seasons straight so that Ahsoka!Sabine could be a heterosexual
RYDER AZADI MY MAN!!!!! This show is for rebels fans and rebels fans only. No one else will have any idea who the fuck these people are and why I, personally, would know that voice anywhere.
Ahsoka like "Sabine was stubborn and did not listen" Ahsoka you have NEVER listened a day in your life
Lothal is the most realistic fucking star wars planet we have. This one fucking freeway right in the middle of it is the most iconic shit on this planet besides Ezra's tower and those weird smooth hill mountains. The I-10 is ubiquitous
Okay so my partner said and I won't verify this independently so take it at face value that the only other time we've heard rock music in SW is from Zeb so I fully believe Sabine's music taste is a reflection of his!!!!! and I for one love that!!!!!
That old cat is soooo cutteeeeeee omgggggg I was mad when Ahsoka did not feed him (he was waiting outside all polite like BITCH get this FREAK out of my HOUSE re: the assassin droid)
SABINE'S OPENING STANCE BEING THE ONE THAT KANAN TAUGHT HER IN "TRIALS OF THE DARK SABER" OH MY HEART
Interesting that the Darksider apprentice with the bad bob, Shin, has a padawan braid of sorts? Neato. Don't think that the Sith usually uh... do that?
MOTHERFUCKING DR. TAUB????
When that protocol droid was deadass like "Oh I saw an HK a few days ago she was a bitch" I started snapping these gay little bots deliver every time
Chopper totally chill with just wiping out an entire port city is absolutely in character and I'm so glad they've done this murderous little freak justice he did nothing but bitch and flex his little robo arms the whole time and I love that for him NEVER change Chopper NEVER change. Hera's "no I did not touch your stuff" LMFAO
The way that Sabine's hair cutting scene so perfectly mirrored Kanan's... he was with her in that moment I just love that
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The way that her family is standing behind her as she takes this next step forward in her journey and life and the way that the shot is framed it almost looks like Kanan is resting his hand on her shoulder don't LOOK AT ME I'm SOBBING WAILING SCREAMING
Someone on Reddit said that "hologram Ezra sounds like the 'Buffalo wild wings has deals on deals on deals' guy from the Buffalo Wild Wings commercials last fall, which is a good thing" and I think they're right and their wisdom deserves to be shared
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Overall I'm delighted, pleased, and even deranged about this - I have very high hopes for the rest of the season.
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incorrectpizza · 8 months
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Solid 7/10 from me for the Ahsoka premiere (first watch).
LOVED the loth cat, everything in Ezra's tower, Senator Jai Kell, SABINE AND HUYANG'S CONVERSATION, Sabine not being Force sensitive, Hera being Hera, Chopper being Chopper. AND DID I MENTION SABINE AND HUYANG??
DID NOT like the lack of Broccoli Boy, just how mean/bratty Sabine and Ahsoka were at times, Sabine's haircut having less impact than in the trailers, Chopper not getting to murder.
FEEL VERY UNSURE ABOUT the entire speeder sequence and its background music, how they're contextualizing sabine and ezra's relationship, the whole nightsister thing, and the future direction of the show.
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legacyofafox · 7 months
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The second poll here I mentioned for part 2!
See this link for the first part of it ->
Please only Vote if you first read it, so you know why this exist. It's a little game I started a week ago with the Straw Hats.
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rebplusvodequalsnbk · 17 days
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I'm Ezra, I'm a 38yo happily married, but non monogamous, Australian queer trans man, drug addict. I've been into true crime since I was 9yo (April/May 1995) when I had mono, and I was being looked after by my uncle. He was into true crime, and most of his books were crime books. The first one I read was The Stranger Beside Me by Ann Rule (about Ted Bundy); followed by the first 5 books by Chopper Read (an Australian criminal, who wrote books about his exploits while in prison, they made a movie about him, called Chopper, staring Eric Bana. I highly recommend watching it, it's on YouTube, just search for "Chopper Full Movie"), and finally A Father's Story by Lionel Dahmer (Jeffery Dahmer's father). I was immediately hooked on true crime.
𝕋𝕣𝕦𝕖 ℂ𝕣𝕚𝕞𝕖 𝕀𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕤
Columbine; Julian Knight (1987 Hoddle St Massacre, Melbourne Australia); Martin Bryant (1996 Port Arthur Massacre, Tasmania Australia); Snowtown Murders; Blake Leibel; Robyn Lindholm (Melbourne's Black Widow Stripper Murderer, who murdered at least 2 of her boyfriends, and was the last person to see a stripper she worked with before she vanished); the men who were behind the importation of 4.4 tonnes (15 million tablets) of ecstasy into Australia in 2007; John William Samuel Higgs; outlaw motorcycle clubs; Tony Mokbel; Carl Williams; the late 90s early 00s Melbourne Gangland War; 2007 Melbourne CBD Shooting; the Allen-Pettingill Family; Truro Murders; Brendan Abbott aka The Postcard Bandit; John Killick (mostly his escape from Silverwater Correctional Centre in a helicopter that his girlfriend hijacked); and loads of Australian Crimes, from cold blooded killers to drug kingpins to armed robbers to stand over men to outlaw bikies and everyone in between.
𝕆𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕀𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕤
I love drugs, hard drugs, not pot; tattoos; piercings; tea; writing letters; watching my hubby play Destiny II and Cyberpunk; playing Kingdom Hearts, all editions; reading, I read 3 books a week that are at least 250 pages long; baking; pretty girls; dangerous men; sex work; sex workers; sex work activism; drug user activism; combat sports; BDSM and kink; hanging out on the internet; my cat; making new friends; partying with my best friend Dani; heroin; meth; an dim sure there's other shit that I'm into, that I can't remember.
𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕔 𝕀 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖
Apes of the State; Pat The Bunny; Mischief Brew; L7; Hole; Nine Inch Nails; Local News Legend; Placebo; Smashing Pumpkins; KMFDM; Chemical Brothers; Ministry; NOFX; Screeching Weasel; Frenzal Rhomb; Magic Dirt; Rammstein; Lagwagon; Green Day; TISM; Thundamentals; Horror show; Hilltop Hoods; Joelistics; Ay Huncho; One Four; Throbbing Gristle; Genesis P Orridge; Leftover Crack; Star Fucking Hipsters; The Infested; Choking Victim; Operation Ivy; Black Flag; The Vandals; Refused; Tim Timebomb; The Queers; The Cramps; The Methadones; New York Dolls; Alien Sex Fiend; Iggy and the Stooges; Germs; Circle Jerks; Dead Kennedys; Minor Threat; Descendants; T.S.O.L; Agent Orange; Dyke Drama; Subhumans; Pansy Division; Limp Wrist; Buzzcocks; and plenty more
𝕄𝕠𝕧𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕀 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖
Natural Born Killers; Pulp Fiction; Kalifornia; True Romance; Spun; Requiem for a Dream; Drugstore Cowboy; Kids; Sid and Nancy; Chopper; Texas Chainsaw Massacre; Evil Dead; Lord of War; Trainspotting; Velvet Goldmine; The Basketball Diaries; Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas; Gia; Blow; Candy; Permanent Midnight; Rush, The Panic In Needle Park; Zero Day; The Big Lebowski; Dusk til Dawn; Kill Bill; Naked Lunch; and others I can't think of right now.
𝔹𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕤 𝕀 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖
"Sombrero Fallout: A Japanese Novel", and "The Abortion: An Historical Romance 1966" and "Revenge of the Lawn" by Richard Brautigan; the "Sandman Slim" series and "Angel Scene" by Richard Kadrey; "Naked Lunch" and "Junkie" and "Queer" by William S Burroughs; "Chopper" 1-10 by Chopper Read; the 17 "Underbelly" books by John Silvester and Andrew Rule; "Exquisite Corpse" by Poppy Z Brite; "SCUM Manifesto" by Valerie Solanas; "The Sluts" by Dennis Cooper; "Trainspotting" and "The Blade Artist" by Irvine Welsh; "These Things Happen" and "The Good Son" by Greg Fleet; "Stone Butch Blues" by Leslie Feinberg; "Red Dragon" and "Silence of the Lambs" and "Hannibal" by Thomas Harris; "A Whore's Manifesto" by Kay Kassirer; "Whore Stories" Tyler Stoddard Smith; and too many more to name.
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wackyrumble · 11 months
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Barry the Chopper v.s. Joseph Coyne/Penny Plunderer
Barry the Chopper - Fullmetal Alchemist
Barry was a butcher turned serial killer, who as punishment had his soul bound to armor and let him keep his murder weapons in exchange for guarding a place. He agrees to not kill when meeting the main-ish cast because of a woman he's fallen for and doesn't want her mad at him. He remains comedically docile aside from jailbreaking a woman who shot him in the hand. Read more about Barry below.
Joseph Coyne/Penny Plunderer - DC Comics
After being fired from his job for gambling with pennies, Joseph became the Penny Plunderer, going on to commit penny centric crimes such as robbing a bank of its pennies. Upon being caught by Batman, notoriously a pacifist, he was sentenced to death. Read more about Joseph below.
Full description of Barry:
"i really dont think theres ever been another character quite like him. hes so much. his backstory is that he was a butcher who decided to be a serial killer one day because chopping up animal meat wasnt doing it for him anymore and then when he got caught and sentenced to death the government instead had his soul bound to a suit of armor that looks like sans undertales fursona and let him keep the knives he used to kill people in exchange for guarding the lab they did it to him at. and then he spends the show as a comic relief character. like hes the funniest guy in the whole thing. after his first appearance the secondary "good guy" squad run into him and decide to make him their sidekick in exchange for intel, and because they have Some moral standards they tell him chopper no chopping and he agrees because one of them is a strong confident sniper lady hes decided hes in love with and he doesnt want her to be mad at him, and then he just sits in an apartment and has sitcom shenanigans for the next couple volumes. except for when he randomly decides to stage a jailbreak for a different lady who he met once and whose only interaction with him was shooting him in the hand. and then he goes back to playing chess with his roommate. he meets his own soulless body and his first instinct is to try and chop it into little pieces and assumes anyone else would do the same thing. said body later kills both of them on accident and after that hes never mentioned again. like theres just a comic relief serial killer for a while, who doesnt actually kill anyone after being told not to but is constantly bringing up how much he loves to chop people to death with a big knife, and everyone is like "classic barry" and then he dies and the narrative goes "well alright time to move on from that". hes scared of other souls in suits of armor despite being one himself. he has cat ears. jerma likes him"
Full description of Joseph:
“He is a villain whose entire theme is pennies. He got into villainy after getting fired from his job after being caught gambling with pennies. He commits penny-centered crimes, such as stealing exclusively pennies from a bank. He is caught by Batman and is arrested before being sentenced to death. Batman keeps a giant penny in his Batcave, a reminder of his triumph over The Penny Plunderer.
The Penny Plunderer has largely been retconned out of the DC Universe due to originally only existing in one comic but deserves recognition for the insanity of his plot. The idea of a man exclusively robbing pennies is weird within itself, but his death sentence is perhaps the strangest part of his story when put in the context of the large-scale crimes committed by other Gotham villains. Joker has canonically blown up schools before, but apparently, some Penny Aracade-related crimes are too far for Gotham authorities.”
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caroldanversinatardis · 8 months
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Thoughts on Ahsoka
For context, I've seen all of Clone Wars, Rebels, Bad Batch, Andor, Kenobi, Episodes I-IX, The Mandalorian, Book of Boba Fett, Rogue One, Tales of the Jedi, and Visions 1-2. I've read the new Vader comics, but my knowledge of Legends lore is limited at best. Clone Wars is my favorite piece of Star Wars material. Ahsoka has ALWAYS been my favorite character since she came to the screen in 2008 and I was a small mammal of 8 years old, mostly because of how much I saw myself and who I wanted to be in her. I still do. I am excited for the show, a little apprehensive, and overall hopeful to see more new Star Wars content.
Thoughts on Ahsoka so far (spoilers ahead):
This is definitely Rebels part 2, and that's not a bad thing! Don't expect Clone Wars (maybe not yet at least?). There's some awesome cameos from Rebels!
The longer montrals was a good call. I like the casting of Rosario Dawson for Ahsoka.
Right off the bat with classic shots from Episode IV and V?? BEAUTIFUL.
What happened to Ahsoka's reverse grip?!!
I thought I would not vibe with Sabine's actor but she is quickly becoming my favorite. She has the most accurate transition from animated to live action character so far. I like her a lot.
The return of Huyang!! Him and Sabine are quickly becoming my new favorite pair on screen. David Tennant in Star Wars is great.
Loth cats are cute, still not cuter than Grogu. I like the puppetry skills on the Loth cat. Good fluffy addition. Now add Loth Wolves 😁
CHOPPER 🤩 I LOVE THIS STUPID MURDER BOT EVEN MORE IN LIVE ACTION
Hera and Ahsoka feel very different on screen live action than animated, but still are great!
WHY. CAN. EVERYONE. ELSE. WALK. AWAY. FROM. LIGHTSABER. TO. THE. GUT. This is absurd. Either bring back Qui-Gon, Han Solo, and Satine, or kill Sabine. Star Wars needs to be consistent on its wounds.
NIGHTSISTERS!! I want my witches!!!
I am liking the dynamic of "I was a Jedi" going on among the Force users. The galaxy of the New Republic lacks a clear dichotomy between good and bad. Maybe this whole show will be about how people exist in between the two.
I am SO EXCITED for the World Between Worlds connection! I have been waiting for more about this for ages!!
2 GALAXIES??? Are we breaking away from "A long time ago in a galaxy far far away?" Also, isn't the Deneb system....just...Deneb the star in Cygnus? I have astronomy questions!
Did we get ANOTHER Inquisitor?!?!
Sabine is the FIRST MANDALORIAN JEDI since Tarre Viszla?!?!!! I was REALLY unsure from the trailers what the heck was going on with her character whether or not she was all of a sudden going to become a Force user, but I'm not opposed to it so far. What is the extent of Sabine's Force-sensitivity? Will she be a Padawan with little to no Force skills? I want to see her on a jetpack with a lightsaber and slicing away at droids.
Sabine is a genius in art and tech and a badass fighter. Hera is a genius in flying and mechanics and a badass fighter. Two geniuses, two amazing people. 😁
Go give the show a chance. I'm happy so far seeing my favorite in live action.
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idk what "podcast" means instead of "commentary" for "zero to murder in sixty seconds" but ok
Steve Franks, Jason Berger, Saladin Patterson
SP: Here is Shawn learning it's not about the bells & whistles, it's about putting your nose to the grindstone
Shoestring budges
SP: Shawn & Gus are, at any point, only seconds away from racing each other
SP: You can see my writing improves as the episode goes on
They really are too much like their current selves, & I kind of blame Gus's parents for that one. Let them look more 80s
School community centre that they let them use for filming. They have classes going on in there
You're right, shows DON'T have theme songs as much these days
Michael McMurray DP Mel Damski
Gave Tim & Maggie some good stuff to play
SP: I love writing for that car too
Woah they filmed in the kitchen of the river rock casino??
SP: I need to put Chelsea into every episode I write because that's my wife's name
JB: Sometimes you can look in the back & see a canadian flag SP: You can hear his canadian accent sometimes Me: isn't a canadian accent a lot like a typical american accent? (canadian as in, not maritime/east coast & american as in, not heavily new york or southern or east coast)
JB: Look at that shot right there, That's a sexy shot. SP: We don't see Shawn /moving/ on the motorcycle too often
Obscure Judd Nelson films Wheelie & the chopper bunch
JB: Drinking games, how many times do they say shop shop in the episode
It really was a warehouse by the train tracks JB: Not that I've ever been to a chop shop but this is exactly what a chop shop looks like
The dining room is the river rock dining room too
Yeah, that's true, actors need to be in each scene but they film out of order, & it's hard for the wardrobe & lighting people too
The boy cat episode!
"I call the big one Little Shawn"
Set design my beloved
"My writing is what got James & Maggie dating"
Wang Miranda!
Avion spray
SP: Shawn is on bugs bunny rules
This was somebody's house? spanish style house in canada? "they only let you use the guest bathroom by the garage" what XD
"their sense of massage is heightened"
what do you MEAN canadian accent? Newfoundland accent like irish? pei? nova scotia like toned down scottish? Do you mean cowboy-french in quebec? Real cowboy central canadian Alberta (the texas of canada)? Good rezzy talk? BC the california of Canada? canadians sound like americans to me, except americans say sh not st, shrawberry not strawberry, shtop not stop.
Gus without missing a beat just lands it
SP: Gus knows how to be uptight while also knowing how to be cool
JB: This is my car actually. I missed a counple of derbies.
The car was a funny bit
"fresh to death" actually fresh to def "the whitest park of wikipedia I could find"
They never want to do shows with animals or kids
"this police vest was taken from the set of Bad Boys II"
SP: I have a cavity & filling-free mouth, that's why Gus is based on me
Oh no yeah I heard it. Bin not been.
*arguing about what fish it is* SP: It smelled... JB: Caught by Corbin!
I had to do this for school. CB cut many of the fish himself, though some were by a double. A fish double.
*his shirt is the same colour as the tree behind him* & other times it matches the curtains XD
"Dule loves the "i'm about to vomit" look"
"always playing the dad"
Ok less commenting now bc I need to peel my bones
the frog has a name
*gambling between shots
"When I do smuggle drugs" XD
JB & SP *going out for a massage* "this is based on something that happened to you & I Me: What platonically going out for massages with a blind massage therapist & her only available slot is a couples session & one of you says yeah that's fine & the other says no thank you because the two of you are not in a romance?
Noooo they forgot some credits
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