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satorusugurugurl · 1 month

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Heyyy👋 can you write reader catching modern au! Sukuna masturbating🫣 and she helps him out

Come Home

Summary: With his brothers at school and a day off work, Sukuna is alone in bed when his thoughts trail off to you. There's only one reasonable thing to do.

Pairning: Modern AU! Sukuna x FAB! Reader

Word Count:1,657

Warning: Masturbatons, oral sex, horny sexy sex.

A/N: Yes! Y’all know how I love self-pleasure!! Woot Woot!

“Lunch?”

“Check!”

“Phone?”

“Check!”

“Gym clothes?”

“Double check!”

“Awesome, cool,” Sukuna shoved his younger brother towards the door. “Go on, get the fuck out.”

Choso and Yuuji glanced at each other before looking at their older brother. He was in a poor piss mood. He had been all week. The two brothers shared a glance before Sukuna narrowed his eyes at them. It was probably because you were on a week-long girls’ trip. And while he would never admit it, his brothers knew how much you meant to him.

“What?” He asked, running a hand over his face.

“Nothing! Have a great day!”

As soon as they were no longer visible, Sukuna slammed the door shut. He'd been so annoyed every little thing ticked him off. Work, his brothers, everything! He'd been blowing his top, more on edge than usual.

If you had been here, you would have been able to ease his stress. You could talk him down from any edge. From the way your hands massaging his shoulders, working the tension out. By the way, you took over whenever the boys would give him a hard time. He hated to admit it, but you made him a better person. And what was even worse was that he liked it. Damn, fuck, he like the person he was becoming because of you.

You, all of you. Sukuna groaned, shutting his eyes tight as you invaded his mind. You soft Y/H/C, how your eyes lit up, how your smile could melt him. Everything about you was perfect in his eyes. Your voice, the way you smelled, the sound of your voice.

“Sukuna!” The joy in your voice when you came over.

The firm but gentle “Sukuna.” You whisper in his ear when he starts to lose his temper with his brothers.

“S-Sukuna~!” The way you would moan his name when he was balls deep inside your perfect pussy.

With a frustrated sigh, he peered down at the tent in his sweats. How was it you could be hundreds of miles away and still make his cock hard? Damnit, he had it bad for you, and he had a raging boner.

“Fuck it. I have nothing better to do.”

Padded across the floor, Sukuna plopped down in bed, his hand slowly reaching into his sweats. Sukuna grabbed his cock, causing a sharp hiss to pass through his clenched teeth. The velvety skin was hot, throbbing under both his touch and the thoughts of you. It always amazed him just how fucking hard he got whenever you were involved. Either participating in the fun or when you were just at the forefront of his mind.

Which was constant anymore, yet you were nowhere to be found to help with the predicament he currently found himself in. You were probably sippin’ on mimosas or some girl shit. When Sukuna would much rather have you sucking on his cock.

”Fuck.” Spitting into his hand, Sukuna wrapped his fingers around his cock. Imagining it as your hand, which barely fits around his girth length. “Suck it.” He rolled his head back, resting it against the pillows as he imagined images of you. Crawling up the bed on your hands and knees. “That’s right, mhmm fuck you look so fucking sexy.” You were naked, tits bare, lacey underwear hugging your hips as you kissed up his thighs.

He squeezed his shaft before slowly dragging his hand up and down. His spit lubricated the soft skin of his cock, but it wasn’t nearly enough, not enough to even begin to mimic your mouth. You were always so messy, gagging up and down, taking him as deep as you could until pretty tears stained your cheeks. Even if he told you not to push yourself, that you neednt worry about him, you gave it one hundred and fuckin’ fifty percent. So, one could only imagine his disappointment that his hand felt nothing like your tight, wet mouth.

The way your pretty lips kiss swollen wrapped around the tip, your tongue teasing his slit in slow, calculated licks. He knew you liked it. You loved sucking his cock. You hummed around him as you tasted his pre-cum, making your tongue move harder against his tip. Eventually, though, you grew tired of the pre-cum and wanted the real thing. So you would gag, bob your head, hollow your cheeks, doing everything and anything in your power to get him to cum in your mouth.

You were such a whore for his cock.

”That’s it, suck it, suck it, my fucking beautiful girl.” In his fantasy, you hummed, sucking faster as his hand tried and failed to imitate you. “Come on, baby, you can take it.” His brain was screaming at his hand to do what he was seeing in his head, but it was to no avail. Despite his hand being a cheap knockoff, it would get the job done. Just not in the way he wanted.

“Fuck, Y/N, come home soon.”

As Sukuna continued thrusting his cock into his fist, you opened the door to his apartment. You were giddy, kicking your shoes off, searching for your handsome boyfriend. You had told him you were coming back on Thursday, which was a lie. A lie you were proud of! You knew he had the rest of the week off, so you took it upon yourself to take the week off yourself. This way, you could make up for your time away from him.

When you couldn't find Sukuna anywhere in the kitchen or living room, you grinned mischievously. Knowing him, he fell asleep after sending his little brothers off to school. That meant you could wake him up in the naughtiest way before getting your guts rearranged. Tip-toeing to his room, you tilted your head to the side as his groans and curses could be heard from his room.

When you peeked inside to see what he was doing, your breath caught in your throat. Sukuna was flushed. A light sweat had begun to bead over his toned muscles while he fucked his hand. His face was contorted with frustration as his hand moved up and down faster. Your poor baby was so close, but he couldn't get past the edge. His thick, girthy, perfect cock throbbed red with anger while it cried beads of pre-cum.

“Y/N, fuck Y/N, don't stop, so close.” Pulling your bottom lip between your teeth, you fought back a pleased giggle. Poor Sukuna, he must be missing you so badly. Jerking his cock off like a horny teenager. Desperate for release, for a mediocre orgasm.

Well, it was his lucky day. Because you, you were going to suck his would out. Using his shut eyes and heavy breathing to your advantage, you stepped inside his room. You made sure to hold your breath as you approached the edge of the bed. From up close, you could see the pained expression on his face. Poor thing, his cock must be so hard it hurts. What kind of girlfriend would you be if you just allowed him to suffer like this?

Bending over, you kitten licked the slit of his leaking cock. Sukuna’s cock throbbed hard before his body seized up as he pulled his hand away. “What the fu — oooh fuck.” You wasted no time, getting on the bed, body hunched over as you took the tip of his monstrous cock in your mouth. “Fuck, holy, Y/N?!” His disbelief melted into a gravely moan.

Seeing as your mouth was full, you hummed, looking up into his eyes. “Mhmm~” you attempted to wrap your hand around him, slowly stroking him in time with your sucking.

“Oh, fuck feels so good!” Sukuna wrapped his hand in your hair, tugging at the Y/H/C locks.”That’s it, just like fuckin’ that!” He shoved your head down, making you take his cock down your throat. The sudden action had you gagging as tears blurred your vision. “So pretty, fuck you're so fucking pretty with your lips wrapped around my cock.”

His praises had you sucking him down deeper. More tears streamed down your cheeks as you ran your tongue down the vein on the underside of his cock. Sukuna gasped, thrusting his hips up and into your mouth. Looking at him with blurry eyes, you gagged harder as he fucked your throat like he was fucking your tight pussy.

“Fuck, fuck, gonna cum, I’m gonna fuckin’ cum.” having him hold your head in place as he ducked your face was so arousing in the most intimate ways. You loved making him feel good. You got off on this. “Take it,” he gritted, “take it, suck it, fuckin’ fuck! Y/N!!” he threw his head back, back arching off the bed as ropes of cum filled your mouth. It was thick, hot, and slightly bitter.

You were determined not to waste a drop, so you swallowed and sucked, repeating the process until Sukuna pulled you off his softening dick. His chest heaving, cheeks flushed, the man looked like he ran a marathon. Seeing him in a state like this had you smirking as he gently caressed your head.

“Oh my fuck, I was not expecting this.”

“Mmm, surprise, I came home to spend time with you.”

Sukuna slowly pushed himself up on his elbows. “Good,” he grabbed you by the waist, easily lifting you, positioning you to straddle his neck. “No, why don't you take a seat here.” His middle and forefinger tapped at his lips. “And tell me all about your trip.” you ripped your underwear off, tossing them across the room, before holding your dress up in your hands.

“Well, you’ll never guess what Minami did.”

“Fuckin’ hate that bitch, tell me everything.” He muttered into your pussy as you gasped out in pleasure. Yeah, he felt a million times better now that you were back, right where you belonged.

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comicalgrievance · 2 months

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stoner!choso and his HANDS

ft. fem!reader, stoner!choso kamo

pls do not interact if you are a minor xx

content: drug use (weed), sex outside, oral (f receiving)

i'd start this off by saying thank you to @navi-n0 for inspiring this and giving me ideas because choso smoking is hot and i will take no arguments

first off let's start here, HANDS.... imagine this man rolling a blunt for you, hands working delicately yet deliberately (similar to the way he works his hands on you hehe) and he brings up the cigar to his mouth to lick it shut, making eye contact with you the whole time.... OH BOY dirtiest thoughts imaginable...

"angel you're staring..." knowing FULL DAMN WELL WHAT HE'S DOING

and then there's the smoking bit, him lighting up the blunt, tilting his head back as he takes a puff... getting to see the whole expanse of his neck as he blows out smoke... and he groans a little because the man LOOOOVES smoking and he loves weed

he DEFINITELY notices you staring at him, so he'd get up, take another hit and grab you by the chin and tilt your mouth towards his... blowing smoke into your mouth (at this rate this man is HARD)

and i imagine y'all being outside, and he passes the blunt over to your hand, and then gets down in front of you on his hands and knees and starts grazing his fingers on your thighs and your teasing and touching you.... until he unceremoniously rips your pants off and just starts LAPPING his tongue at you. feeling how fucking wet you are against his tongue is just getting him even harder.

and you're obviously distracted, and he looks up at you, so much LUST in his eyes and he just goes "sweetheart dont forget to take a hit, can't waste the good shit now can we?" gesturing over to the blunt, as he goes back down to keep eating you out... and you try to maintain your composure but this man is NOT letting up ever... at some point you have to push his head away so you can hand him back the blunt...

and he's not a man to waste weed, so he gets up, probably finishes off the blunt as quick as he can just so he can take you back inside and finish what he started

ANYWAYS im high and horny, goodbye!

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waterinz · 22 days

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jjk men and their fav position

parings: s. gojo, s. geto, k. nanami, k. choso, f. toji, r sukuna.

warnings: smut, named positions, choking (sukuna), dacryphilia (toji and sukuna), pet names, praising (nanami, geto, gojo choso).

A/N: someone request something, PLEASE 🙏🙏

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Satoru Gojo: 100% mating press

His sinister grin was the only thing apart of your blurred vision, the position, the friction, the pace, it would’ve been damn near impossible to not fall in love with the way he fucked you, if y’all hadn’t already been dating. The amount of will he has over your body is crazy in that position, him being vocal as hell doesn’t help but god… it’s hot as fuck, him moaning whimpering or saying some vile shit in your ears like “fuck-.. if she doesn’t stop sucking me in like this, i might come a-already.”, “such a good girl” and other dirty things…

Suguru Geto: Spooning

As someone that’s always tired, this is perfect for him. Just being able to slide it in as y’all are laying down is the most ideal thing for him. Geto is a simple man that takes sex as a way to relax, relieve stress and relax the tension in your muscles.. but even with all those benefits and a girlfriend that he nicknamed “Jack-rabbit” simply because she couldn’t go a week without some kind of fucking. But one day he wanted to try something different. He laid on his side, you infront of him, grinding on you. This position gave him free access of your ass, tits, neck, and pretty much the rest of your body too.

Kento Nanami: Cowgirl/ Reverse Cowgirl

Now we know this old man is OLD fashioned as hell, probably alive during the BC and CE era, but one thing about him was.. he loved to fuck aswell. He loved the sight of his dick sliding in and out of that cunt while also seeing that white ring of cum being formed.

Kamo Choso: 69

He def seems like the type to not want to take control or advantage of you but still wanting a way to please you, so if there’s a way he can be pleased, AND please you? He’s down for it. Choso is probably really skilled at eating the box :3. Kissin it, small soft bites, licking anything that leaks out. :3

Toji Fushiguro: Full Nelson (especially infront of a mirror.)

Toji seems like the type to manhandle you. Folding and contorting your body past it’s limits, fucking you in unspeakable positions you can hardly manage. That shit eating grin, visibly displayed in the mirror. Choking you too, I mean it’s easy access. He manhandles you to your wits end and at this point, its painful as fuck, but hot ad fuck too. And your tears visible in the mirror too makes it so much better, well atleast to him…

Sukuna Ryomen: Missonary

Now sukuna doesn’t have a favorite position, he thinks every position that allows him to restrain you is perfect. But if he had to pick just ONE, it’d be missionary. Just being able to watch your face contort into expressions is literally heaven to him, and do not get me starteddddd on if he was in the big boy form. Easy access kissing, being able to fully restrain you under his touch and weight. His smirk that is displayed on his face could make you tremble just at the sight. And your tears visible? Yeah he would go all outttt…

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#waterinzwork🦈#geto smut #jujutsu kaisen smut #toji smut #jjk smut #gojo satoru #gojo smut #geto suguru #nanami kento #nanami smut #choso kamo #choso smut #toji fushiguro #ryomen sukuna #sukuna smut #kamo ch

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ravenslvt · 12 hours

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☆ choso kamo x f!reader ☆

cw: smut! college au! virgin choso! kinda pervy choso! unprotected sex! mutual pining!

masterlist

busy thinking about your college classmate choso who has the biggest crush on you.

the pretty girl who sits next to him in his math lecture.

when you spoke to him for the first time asking for the notes from your class, he practically scrambled to get out his notebook for you to copy off of.

and when you asked for his number with a sweet smile on your pretty face (for homework! of course!) he got so nervous, going over the number over and over in his head praying he didn’t accidentally hit the wrong digit.

his breath hitches when his phone lights up a day or two later.

‘hey!! i’m so behind in math, wondering if you’d like to help me study later :)’

he blinked a couple times, wondering if his eyes were playing tricks or if you meant to text someone else. but all his worries dispersed when another text comes through.

‘this is choso, right?’

he has no idea how he ended up in your dorm room, sitting on your cute little bed with open textbooks surrounding you two.

you sigh, leaning your back against the headboard while stretching out your arms.

you were sure your brain was fried from all this mind numbing work.

“this is boring, why don’t we do something else.” your gaze falls on the dark haired boy in front of you, his eyes meeting your own. he gulped, an eyebrow quirked.

“like what?” he asks, sitting up.

you only just met him two months ago, so you didn't know a lot about the man.

you think for a second, lips pursing together as you drum your fingers along your thigh.

“you ever kiss a girl before, choso?” you ask, head tilting to the side as you watch for his reaction.

his eyes widen at your question.

“i-“ he opens his mouth to speak, nervous under your gaze.

you patiently wait for him to gather his thoughts, not wanting to make him uncomfortable.

“choso?” you softly ask. he didn’t even notice the way you were sitting closer to him, your thighs brushing against eachother.

he finally looks up at you, pink dusting on his cheeks.

“i-no, i haven’t.” he sheepishly admits, emberassed you would make fun of him or even kick him out of your room.

but instead you give him a shocked look.

“really? but you’re- i mean you’re hot.” you honestly say, making him chuckle. the anxiety built up in his body instantly relieving.

he knew he wasn’t ugly by any means, but your forwardness made his heart flutter. you always made him so nervous.

sure, he was pretty inexperienced, but he wasn’t innocent by any means. he’s watched a fair amount of porn, especially in his single dorm room at night.

he just spent most of his life watching over and taking care of his younger brothers. he was never really interested in finding a girlfriend. that was until he saw you on the first day of classes.

but the way you sat next to him on that first day, introducing yourself with a cute smile. you never left his mind since.

“could i- shit, can i-“ he stutters.

you giggle at his sudden shyness.

“you wanna kiss me, cho?” he shudders when you lean up by his ear to basically whisper to him.

“fuck, yes. so badly” all his shame flies out the window when your pretty little hand rests on his thigh.

his breath hitches when you crawl atop his lap, straddling him. fuck he was hoping you couldn’t feel how he instantly got hard from it.

you start slow, not wanting to overwhelm him. gently cupping his cheek with your hand, you lean in, slowly brushing your lips against his, testing the waters.

one of his hands go to tangle themself in your hair, while his other held your waist gently. practically forcing you closer to him.

your lips move together, slowly at first, but eventually getting more and more aggressive. almost needy.

when you give his mouth an experimental lick, his tongue fighting with yours, you unconsciously roll your hips into him, making him moan into the kiss.

you pulled back, embarrassed you could barely control yourself from a make out session.

“s-sorry.”

fuck you were cute when you’re flustered.

“don’t be sorry. it’s hot.” he smiles, holding you by the back of your neck to bring you back into another kiss. your hands rest on his chest.

with all the baggy clothes he wears, it's hard to tell what a good body he has.

his hands move to your hips, grinding you against his clothed cock.

you whine when your clothed clit rubs against him just right.

“please, can i taste you. wanna eat you out.” he begs, kissing down your jaw down to your neck.

“are you sure? you really don’t have to.” you say, his kisses never ceasing.

“been dreaming of eating your pussy, baby.” he murmurs against your neck, biting down in a few spots. he reluctantly pulls back, letting you lie comfortably against your pillow.

your heart races as you peel your bottoms off, leaving you in your cute little panties. he crawls between your thighs, groaning at the sight.

“did you know this was gonna happen?” he smirks at the sight of your lacy panties. you smile. of course you did

“lucky guess.” you shrug.

he smirks, eyes drawn to your damp panties. he experiments with a lick over the wet patch, eliciting a small gasp from you.

“don’t tease” you pout down at him, making him chuckle. he pulls your panties to the side, revealing your wet cunt.

a wave of nervousness washes over you when he just stares in awe. you thought maybe he was gonna back out.

“even prettier than i imagined” he sighs, immediately delving in, making your gasp turn into a soft moan.

your mind wanders for a moment at the thought of him imagining this before. your hands finding themselves reaching under your shirt to play with your tits as he goes down on you.

he tries his hardest to do to you what he’s seen in porn. goes from flicking his tongue over your sensitive clit, to sucking on it which made your thighs tighten around his head.

he knew he found your most sensitive spot when his tongue flicked over a certain area, making you buck your hips up into him.

your hands move to grip in his messy dark hair, unconsciously tugging as he eats you out like a mad man.

you can’t see the way he slowly grinds his hips into the mattress, his cock straining almost painfully through his sweatpants.

your mind is in a frenzy, body squirming trying to escape how good it felt, but also rutting your hips up into his mouth because you really didn’t want him to stop.

not that he even would, he's in heaven right now. eating the pussy of the girl he’s jerked off too at least several times at this point.

his hands grip at the bottom of your thighs, pulling you closer to his face as he prods his tongue into your tight hole, nose brushing against your clit. you moan, tugging at his hair for more and he groans at the harsh tug. he fucking loves it.

you were sure you were so close as he fucks you with his tongue. toes curling so hard you're scared you’re gonna get a cramp.

“choso, please don’t stop” you beg, grinding up into his unrelenting mouth.

he just hums into your cunt in acknowledgement, his movements never stopping as you coat his tongue.

your heels dig into his back, hands tugging at his dark locs, the vibration of his groan making you moan out his name as you cum on his mouth.

you were sure he was lying about being inexperienced with how hard he made you cum. but the way he stared at you like you were a fucking goddess made you think otherwise.

you whine when you realize he still hasn’t stopped lapping at your sensitive pussy. your hips jolt up in overstimulation, making him come back to earth and pulling away.

“sorry” he pants, wiping off his lower face with the sleeve of his hoodie, licking his lips.

“don’t be sorry” you giggle, pulling him up so he’s hovering over you, strong arms on either side of your head. kissing you again. your essence surrounding his tongue.

he grinds his clothed erection into you, making you feel a little bad for neglecting him.

you reach your hand down to graze over him, making him groan and buck into you.

you pat his arm, signalling for him to switch places with you. he nods, sitting against the headboard.

you crawl into his lap, straddling him so you’re face to face. you smile, admiring how pretty he is.

“off?” you ask, tugging at his nice oversized hoodie. he nods, you lean back to let him pull it off of his frame, throwing the hoodie somewhere on your floor.

you made a mental note to defiantly steal that later.

it is so fucked up this man hides this monster of a body behind all those baggy clothes.

you can’t help but stare at his defined chest, running a hand down his stomach and to his hard cock. he moans when you rub him over the fabric of his pants, the heat of your hand making him go lightheaded.

your thumbs hook in his waistband, tugging down his hips, he helps you, bringing them down to his ankles.

you watch the way his thick, pale cock sits so pretty standing up against his stomach, the tip raging and pink from all the teasing.

you reach down to run your thumb over his slit, making him shiver. you felt bad teasing, but his reactions were so adorable.

you kiss and suck marks down his neck, down to his defined chest that you just wanted to bite.

his eyes go down to your throbbing pussy, his thumb innocently pulls apart your folds, rubbing at your clit generously. you mewl against him, hand gripping tighter against his cock.

if just your hand felt this good, he was imagining how amazing your cunt is gonna feel.

he was embarrassingly close, but he didn’t wanna cum like this.

“please” he pants, pushing your hand away. you lean in to kiss his cheek.

“hmm?” you look at him, curiously.

“wanna fuck you so bad, pretty. please let me fuck you, you’re so perfect i-“ he begs. you shut him up with a heated kiss, tongues clashing together as you give him mercy.

you set your knees on either side of his thighs, hovering over his cock.

“tell me if you wanna stop, ok?” you sweetly smile at him.

‘doubt it’ he thought. but he nods, promising.

you line him up with your entrance, very slowly sinking down on him, your face scrunches up a bit from the stretch of his sheer size.

you sigh when you’re finally seated on his pulsing cock, his hands gripping hard at your waist. his head against your shoulder in concentration of not cumming on the spot.

on instinct he bucks up into your heat, making you groan and squeeze around him, hips rolling.

“f-fuck, don’t do that or i’m gonna cum” he moans, hands holding you in place so you don’t squirm.

you giggle, kissing his cheek down his jaw, letting him collect himself.

after a few moments he does an experimental roll upwards, making you softly gasp. he keeps doing this. wanting more friction, you start bouncing yourself up and down his cock.

"s'big" you whine.

he moans, hands groping at your ass to help you ride him. he looks up at you, tits bouncing through your thin little top.

“so pretty” he lifts up the bottom of your shirt to uncover your tits, taking one into his mouth. you whine, leaning into him to feel him closer.

he nibbles and sucks on your tits, pulling off to stare at your fucked out face. you stare down at him, eyes half lidded and mouth slightly open.

“kiss” you mumble to him.

he leans in, giving you a messy kiss as you fuck each other with a need for more. the way his dick fit deliciously inside of your snug pussy, almost sucking him in completely.

your hands tangle in the back of his hair, tugging and making his hips sputter. you try to do it again, but he removes your hands and puts them back on his shoulders.

"next time, g-god, m'gonna fuck you for hours, baby. promise." he pants, sucking dark red purplish marks into your poor neck.

you moan at the idea of a next time. maybe he'd take you out first on a cute date, make sweet dinner or lunch plans for you two.

or maybe he'd just take you to his dorm room and fuck you into his desk like he's been dreaming of for months. marking you up so everyone can see your matching hickies in lecture, knowing how pussy whipped you have him.

either way works.

he uses his strength to flip you back under him, never pulling out of you. he knew he was gonna cum soon, he was trying to put it off for so long but you’re making it too hard.

your head lolls back into the soft pillow, moaning as the flimsy bed frame of the dorm room squeaking like crazy. if his dick wasn't hitting every good spot right now perfectly, you'd probably give a fuck if the people next door heard.

he pumps into you as your legs wrap around his hips, bringing him closer. he fucks into you at a needy pace, his head in your neck as he whines into your ear which you could barely hear over the filthy sounds of skin slapping.

“m’sorry, gonna cum, baby” he moans. your hands go back into his hair, humming.

“please cum in me, choso. need it.” you mewl, eyes threatening to roll back at the way the tip of his cock kisses your sweet spot with every harsh thrust.

you bring a hand to your neglected clit, rubbing furiously to catch up with him, legs shivering and cunt clenching.

he groans as he spills inside of you at the feeling of your walls contracting around him sending him over the edge.

“f-fuck! feels s'good choso.” you cry, cumming so hard you practically milk his cock.

you’re both panting, his body going stiff.

you push at his arm to make him get off of you since he was practically crushing you.

“sorry” he mumbles, his voice groggy. he reluctantly pulls out of you with a hiss, pulling his boxers back on and collapsing next to you.

“hand me that towel, please?” you point to the pile of clean laundry next to your nightstand, a fresh new towel sitting atop.

“yeah, shit, sorry.” he hands you the towel as you wipe down your inner thighs.

you put your now ruined panties back in place, noticing the way he's staring at you.

"what?" you smile, covering yourself with a throw blanket you keep on your bed.

he just shakes his head in a silent chuckle, plopping down onto the bed next to you. he moves a loose strand of your hair out of your face, finger running down your jaw to your kissed out lips.

your breath hitches at his gentle touch, his thumb dragging down your lower lip.

"nothing i just..." his eyes meet yours, your stomach fluttering with anticipation.

"really like you" he sheepishly admits. you smiled at how cute he is. he just came inside of you and he was still nervous around you. how sweet.

"well i'd sure hope so." you giggle, feeling the dull throb between your legs from a few minutes ago.

it wasn't like your intentions weren't completely innocent upon inviting him here. you always thought the quiet guy in your class was hot.

you thought it was so cute whenever you'd 'accidentally' brush against him and he'd either tense up or his face would turn pink.

"but if it makes you feel better..." you cuddle up next to him, head nuzzling into his shoulder as his strong arm wraps around your waist.

"i really like you too"

you also showed up to class the next day wearing his hoodie that you successfully stole. he acted annoyed, but secretly fucking loved it.

a/n: i'm alive y'all i got my wisdom teeth out so i was not in a mood to write but i'm back!! hope u enjoy! sorry if the ending got a lil cheesy i'm trying to get better at dialogue since i usually just write pure porn.

(in need of jjk prompts i want the men so bad)

#choso x reader #choso smut #jjk x reader #jjk imagines #x reader #reader insert #smut #fanfiction #choso #choso kamo #jjk smut #jjk choso #jujutsu kaisen choso #fem reader #female reader #fluff #choso fluff #choso fanfiction #jjk fanfic

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azulock · 6 months

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Saw this post other day, where there are 3 categories

1. My girl can wear whatever she wants cuz i can fight💪

2. My girl can wear whatever she want xuz she a hoe and i already knew that before i started dating her😭

3. My girl can whatever she wants cuz in scared of her🤪💅

Bllk boys in which of these categories? ( when fem! reader wears something a lil slutty for a Halloween party yk?)

Is it the jjk one with Gojo, Toji and Choso? I showed that one to my boyfriend and he said he is in the second category. I said I thought he'd be between two and three and he said he ain't scared of me, I get no respect in this house. But he is right I'm a hoe and he knew that

But let's go let's go let's do it! Bllk guys with f!reader who dresses a lil slutty for halloween

My girl can wear whatever she wants cuz I can fight

⟳ Ryusei Shidou, king of throwing hands for shits and giggles. wear the sluttiest thing you can find, he is gonna love it becasue he both gets to see your body and gets an easy excuse to sucker punch some random dudes. ⟳ Oliver Aiku, he doesn't like to fight or want to fight, but he isn't beyond fighting. will try to just threaten the person into backing off, but if needed will throw hands. ⟳ Reo Mikage, people don't expect him to throw hands but he will. likes showing you off but has very little patience if anybody tries anything. ⟳ Rensuke Kunigami, definetly doesn't want to fight, is lucky he looks scary enough to avoid fighting, but isn't above it. ⟳ Michael Kaiser, you are hot, yes, but you're also his, try shit get hit, simple as that.

My girl can wear whatever she want cuz she a hoe and I already knew that before I started dating her

⟳ Oliver Aiku, player recognizes player, it's a hoe for hoe relationship. more likely to tell you to wear less than more, probably came up with your costume idea, it might even be a couple's costume. he likes showing you off, it feeds his exhibitionist streak. ⟳ Ryusei Shidou, has too much self confidence to care about what you wear. likes showing you off and likes seeing you in skimpy clothing, and likes throwing hands so win-win. ⟳ Seishiro Nagi, he ain't lying to himself about you, it is what it is, and fighting it would be too much work. ⟳ Shuto Sendo, he wants a hollywood actress, he is aware of what's getting into, won't complain about you showing off. ⟳ Michael Kaiser, you are hot and he knows you know it, no use trying to stop you showing off, and it looks good for him too.

My girl can whatever she wants cuz I'm scared of her

⟳ Reo Mikage, knows that if he tries to tell you what to wear he's gonna end up single again, so he stays in his lane. but if anyone tries anything he is throwing hands, showing you off may be fun but you are still his. ⟳ Seishiro Nagi, telling you what to do is tiring and not worth the trouble it'd bring, so he just doesn't. and he knows you well enough to know you can be terrifying, he doesn't wanna deal with that. ⟳ Rensuke Kunigami, drinks his respect women juice too much to try and say shit about your clothing. also drinks his respect women juice enough to maintain a healthy sense of fear of you. ⟳ Shuto Sendo, much like somebody else, knows saying shit might get him single again, and that scares him enough. ⟳ Michael Kaiser, won't admit it but deep inside he knows you can be terrifying, he'll just never say it out loud.

Thank you for the ask!!!

#bllk x reader #blue lock x reader #oliver aiku x reader #ryusei shido x reader #mikage reo x reader #nagi seishiro x reader #michael kaiser x reader #kunigami x reader #sendo shuto x reader

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weebsinstash · 4 months

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmm I'm just sitting here being degenerate thinking of the concept of "Choso and/or Yuuji who gets our favorite Yan Fever for the Reader and they get those false memory things that like really mentally fuck them up and make them think you're their sister"

Like whether you are an actual cursed painting is irrelevant and I think it's funny to have some concepts where you're literally just a normal person but either way

Some Alternative Universe shit where Yuuji and Choso are chilling as brothers being sorcerors and whatnot and eventually you come along and oh shit, here come the fake VHS tape memories. Suddenly here's both of them, "remembering" you sitting at the family dinner table in your little school seifuku and calling them both Onii-chan with stars in your cute little doe eyes and it All. Feels. Too. Real.

You're just over here "what the actual FUCK are you two talking about" and meanwhile they're over here, turning to each other, "hey remember that time we went to the amusement park with Lil Sis--" and both of them are remembering the same 'events'. They see you with an adult man and suddenly they're flooded with thoughts of 'that time' sweet little unassuming you got embarrassed and ran off into the woods and they found you right before nightfall covered in dirt with scraped knees and puffy eyes as you said a boy at school had rejected you and just cried and cried and cried while your big brothers promised to kill the guy and that they're the only men you need and God Forbid They ""Remember"" Some Fucked Up Shit like they have vivid memories of your teary snot covered face holding their hand and trembling, "if you're the only man I need who will want me, will you marry me when I grow up"

forget the actual spirits the real shit that's CURSED is what comes out of these two when their false memories have them convinced you're this sweet helpless little crybaby that -- wait is that man trying to talk to you? You're too young to date! No shut up, you're not a grown woman. What are you talking about? You're too young. Men are creepy, stay away from him and hang with your big brothers! Do you wanna like.... go see a movie? Go to the arcade? You don't need a boyfriend to pass the time, don't be silly.

and you're sitting here thinking, "Weeb you mean they get these false memories for you as their PLATONIC little sister, right?" and, I dunno, wouldn't it be all the more fucked up if they're getting those Step Brother Level Memories. In some fucked up VHS tape in the back of their minds, they found little kid you starving in the woods or some shit like Batman scooping up Jason Todd like theyre remembering finding you bundled up and abandoned as a baby or something and. They remember you and feel for you as a sister but Don't Worry We Aren't Actually Related--

You go missing and your "big brothers" are absolutely freaking out and they catch you at like THE CLUB droppin that ass and being, well, dressing and acting really adult while they're all but throwing a sheet over you to "protect your honor" and. Clearly this isn't YOUR behavior, CLEARLY you've been BRAINWASHED by all these GROSS PERVERTS who are trying to CORRUPT YOU but don't worry the pseudo incestuous stuff is totally fine in their heads tho---

You sneak off for a prolonged period of time and it turns out you were with a dude and they're ligerally stripping your clothes off and inspecting you because, well, you're just so kind and helpless and sweet that if that man hurt you, your big brothers know you would defend that person, so, OBVIOUSLY both of them have to strip you down and ask about every single scratch, bump, and scar that wasn't there a few days ago

They're on that Japanese shared bathing mixed genders in the hot spring shit and, family bathing can be a thing in Japan and stuff like that so, catch them having ZERO problems making you share hot springs or baths and being completely full ass naked in front of them and they think YOU'RE WEIRD if you're grossed out by it. What do you mean you're not comfortable being completely totally naked in front of two equally naked adult men who keep touching your body, that's just what family does, gee lil sis you're SO weird 🙄

I also think it'd be like absolutely fucked if you were friends with Yuuji before he switches over or whatever so now he's got these very actually real memories of spending time with you and whatever feelings came from that now super imposed and layered over all this Weird Ass Family Funtime shit in his head. You go from thinking he's like your best friend to, slowly over time realizing his feelings for you are... questionable at best. That, before, where you were actually really sort of already a close platonic figure to him, NOW you're just infantilized and treated like helpless vulnerable little glass

All I'm saying is that Megumi amd Nobara have to put up with constantly hearing about Yuuji's precious lil sis and his awesome big bro and all the extra special family plans you guys have, meanwhile you're like, off in some office somewhere, "Gojo on god bruh i will suck you something so fucking sloppy if you get me away from these two"

#yandere x reader #yandere jjk

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lynn-writes-things · 2 years

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If it’s not too much, can you do relationship HCs with the jjk men? Thank you Mun!!!

of course!!! thank you so much for the request!!! <3 I actually had something for this in the works for a hot minute haha. sooooooo without further do, here is:

jjk men misc relationship hc's!

starring: Yuta Okkotsu; Toge Inumaki; Megumi Fushiguro; Yuji Itadori; Noritoshi Kamo; Satoru Gojo; Suguru Geto; Kento Nanami; Toji Fushiguro; Naoya Zenin (I was nice to him this time); Choso Kamo; Ryomen Sukuna

cw: none! these are all completely SFW (maybe a touch suggestive like 2-3 times?)

Yuta Okkotsu:

sweetest softest bf ever

he is so nervous and shy for the first month or so :(

he is so cuddly tho!!

he's a sensitive guy :((

absolutely loves any sort of physical affection because it lets him know that you're here with him <3

LOVES hand holding sm

not particularly against pda, but he's not over the top about it y'know?

but like quick hugs every now and then, forehead kisses, hand holding, those are all on the table tho

he's VERY in love and has no problems showing it <3

he doesn't get super jealous easily, but if he does, then he has no issue coming up behind you and holding you, he'll say shit like "Oh hey, baby!" just like lots of petnames to make it clear that you're his

not much good at cooking, but if he sees you cooking/baking something, he's always right there asking you how he can help

if something's hard for you to mix, no worries! he's happy to take over!

(also he will always insist on doing the dishes for you after helping you make something, no matter how much you try to protest, he refuses to hear it)

(especially if you let him taste test!!!)

if you're the type to make jams or jellies, you better believe that he's out in the garden helping you pick the ingredients (I made some dandelion jelly awhile ago, can you guess who I had in mind the whole time?)

Toge Inumaki:

alright say it with me y'all: A FUCKING MENACE!! (yes, even to you.. okay especially to you)

matter of fact, his favorite activity is fucking with you

I personally fully hc him as being able to play the guitar (stereotypical quiet kid thing, y'know?)

so I think that he'd absolutely learn love songs for you, even tho he can't sing the words to match the riffs :(

can't express his love for you through his words, so he relies heavily on physical affection and his actions

he has all of your likes/dislikes memorized, and you can bet that he always has some of your favorite snacks or drink in hand whenever he plans on seeing you

very observant with you

if you ever shiver once around him? he doesn't need his jacket anymore, you can wear it! (he will not let you give it back, even if he gets cold <3)

you probably have an entire drawer filled up with the little notes he gives you

they're either cute, or rude, or both

lots of "I love you, stupid" type stuff

anytime you leave for a mission without him he sends you with a whole ass letter about how much he loves you and how much he's gonna miss you :( <3

also this mf WILL steal your food

like straight from your hand

he's too cute to be mad at and he knows it 🙄

absolutely no problems with pda, he's maybe a bit shy with kissing in public cause he's a bit insecure about the markings by his mouth :((

that being said, he does get pretty insecure about that and his limited speech, so he does tend to get kinda jealous if someone's flirting with you

he'll just kinda come and straight up steal you away or just wrap himself around you

(lowkey if you try to make him jealous then uh.. you'll pay for it later, let's just say that)

oh but!! if you kiss the markings, he'll get very flustered and kinda turn to putty in your hands

also!!!!!!!!!! alsoooo!!!!!! this motherfucker will tickle you, and he shows NO mercy!!

(he is also very ticklish tho, but he is also very fast, so if you can catch him, be sure to get your revenge!!)

Megumi Fushiguro:

sweet boy :(

he shows his affection quietly (he gets too flustered when he tries to actually verbalize his love for you, but he does try!)

like he remembers you mentioned what your favorite book series was when you were growing up, so he buys them for you as a surprise!

he sees the way your eyes linger on something when you drag him to the mall, suddenly it shows up in a cute gift bag in front of your door with no note the next day, hmmmmm, how strange, wonder who that could be from? 🤔

I feel like he's the type of guy who'd take you on a date to--

WAIT NAH HANG ON--

SURPRISE H I M WITH A DATE TO WALK DOGS AT THE ANIMAL SHELTER

I think he would really love it :(((

on the topic, if you're ever sad or having a bad day, he'll summon his demon dogs to cuddle with you and cheer you up! (it always works!!)

loves loves loveees it when you play with his hair

he plays with yours too, tbh I think he'd try to learn how to do braids in your hair if it's long enough

be warned tho, dating Megumi means you're subjected to extra teasing from Gojo

(psst, if you really wanna rile Megumi up, join in on the teasing)

does NOT like pda, but he's fine holding hands, especially if the street is busy (he doesn't wanna lose you)

oh but!! if you like pinch his shirt/jacket while you're walking behind him, it'll melt his fucking heart :(

if you tell him that it's because it makes you feel safer???????

he might just combust on the spot

he might kiss you on the forehead every now and then in public, namely if you're mostly alone (or at least far from the eyes of your classmates)

he gets jealous sorta easily cause he's pretty insecure, so if there's a guy trying to flirt with you, he will come up and grab your hand, or wrap his arm around you, probably glaring at the guy tbh

he doesn't say it all that often, so just know that when Megumi tells you that he loves you, he really really loves you, and he means it from the bottom of his heart <3

Yuji Itadori:

SWEETEST!!!

GOLDEN RETRIEVER ENERGY TO THE MAX!!!!!!!

he literally is the sweetest himbo alive idc

that being said... Nobara was 100% right when she said he's no good with girls

when he was crushing on you, he fumbled over all of his words, often tripped over thin air, asked really stupid questions ("so you're a sorcerer, right?")

after being together for a bit he settles down though, he gets back to being his regular levels of dumb <3

he loves seeing you in his clothes too much, so he's always offering you his hoodies and shirts!

movie dates!!!!!!

also he loves to cook for you!! he loves it sm!!

cooking with you is even better!! :))

maybe sorta kinda really likes to show off how strong he is whenever you're around

like he'll pick you up and carry you around every single chance he gets

it doesn't matter what size you are, he can and will lift you like you weigh nothing (if you let him, of course!)

LOVES pda!!! doesn't care who's around, he'll give you kisses alllll over your face, hold your hands, hug you, etc!

if he does get jealous (very rare thing) he'll just kinda walk up and wrap his arms around you and rest his head on your shoulders, honestly he'd probably try and chat with the guy while making it very known that you're taken

he looovvveeesssssssss you tho!! says it very often!

he's scared that Sukuna will scare you off, but you don't actually mind him too much anymore

if you like talk back to Sukuna whenever the mf says shit to you (to Yuji's dismay) and like you give him sass? give the king of curses attitude?

ngl I think that would win Sukuna over, I think he'd be arlight with you if you do that, it'd interest him

Yuji cannot decide if that's better or worse

I wrote a whole thing about this that isn't finished yet, but I fully believe that if you're ever craving something, no matter what time it is, Yuji would immediately go get it for you, even if it's the middle of the night and he's just woken up

overall just 1000/10 goofy sweet himbo king, bestest boyfriend, lovestruck puppy dog <3

Noritoshi Kamo:

VERY sweet as a boyfriend!

he's very shy and reserved at first when he realizes that he likes you

SO fucking formal when he confesses to you, it's almost funny (pls don't laugh tho, it took so much convincing himself to actually do this)

tbh I think he'd try to hide you from his clan for awhile because he doesn't want you to have to deal with THAT

he sure as hell doesn't wanna deal with it, so he doesn't wanna subject you to it either if he can help it

if you treat him like a person, like just some guy, I think he'd really like that a lot :(

like he's tired of having to be the heir to the clan, he doesn't want to have all of that responsibility all of the time, he wants to just be himself :(

so pls just treat him like he's Just Some Guy(TM)

I think he'd actually maybe let himself be kinda silly once he gets out of his own head, in his little safe space with you

his genuine laugh is so so so cute, you're the first person to hear it in such a really long time :')

does NOT do pda, not even hand holding, can't take the risk

in private tho?

ohhhh my god he is SO clingy!!

SO fucking clingy, he wants to be around you 24/7, wants you in his arms always

loves to kiss you, cuddle you, hold your hand, all of it

he's just... so touchstarved, so if it's in private then he literally wants to be touching you every single second <3

it took awhile, but he'll hold your hand in front of your classmates (not teachers, just classmates)

if you're all hanging out in the lounge or something then maybe he'll even put his arm around your shoulders on the couch or somethin <3

he DOES get jealous, but even still, the most he'd do is like talk to you and tell you that he needs something, just to steal you away from whoever it is

now...... you didn't hear this from me...............

he is extremely ticklish

might get kinda grumpy if you do tickle him tho (cuddles will make it better <3)

he's a guy who needs a lot of reassurance, but rest assured, this means that he's very open about communicating how he feels about you and how much he cares about and loves you

Satoru Gojo:

you will never know peace ever again! (joking!! .....mostly)

you're treated like royalty, first of all

he's got more money than he knows what to do with, so his favorite thing ever is to spoil you!

you are also his favorite person to (lovingly) annoy <3

a fucking BASTARD who will PUT YOUR THINGS ON REALLY HIGH SHELVES BC HE KNOWS YOU CAN'T REACH AND WILL HAVE TO ASK FOR HIS HELP >:(

he's clingy as FUCK tho

doesn't care if it's in public or not, he has to be by your side at all times or he will die!! (jk but ya know, he's drama incarnate)

he has to make it known to everyone that you are his

he's got a very hot s/o and he's not afraid to show it :)

you ALWAYS have flowers, there's fresh ones every week (your favorite ones, or just ones that he sees that reminds him of you)

dating Satoru means that you get to see a side of him that nobody else gets to

you get to see the vulnerable side of him, the side that he hates

it takes a LONG time for him to open up to you about stuff, but once he does, he struggles to keep anything inside

ngl..... he has some MAJOR trust/abandonment issues after losing Geto, so he does need a good deal of reassurance once he does finally open up to you

also please for the love of god make sure he doesn't give himself diabetes with how much sugar he eats

he has the DUMBEST pet names for you tho

they range from stuff like "mochi; sweets; baby" to shit he knows you hate like "sugar bear; honey pie; sweetiepie" etc

surprising to absolutely no one, Mr. "Infinity is ALWAYS on" is EXTREMELY touchstarved

like the first few times he lets you really touch him, he shivers

ngl he might get kinda overwhelmed with it at first but before too long???

he's the type of guy to take the day off from work just to stay in bed cuddling with you all day cause omg he did not realize how much he loves feeling your skin on his :(

if he can't sleep in the same bed as you, then he simply does not sleep

he literally cannot sleep without touching you in some way

it's a problem

does he get jealous?? DOES HE GET JEALOUS???

ha! n-no..! obviously not, psshhhh, he's the strongest! why would he get jealous?!

nah but seriously he does get kinda jealous because of the abandonment issues, but he's mostly just possessive as fuck

someone's flirting with you? coooooool, let's see how long they keep it up after he comes up and makes it known that you're his

he really does love you tho <3

extravagant dates!!!!! anything you wanna do, consider it done, he'd do anything for you <3

Suguru Geto:

we're gonna go ahead and pretend that he didn't go a lilll crazy and become a cult leader for this one :)

oh, this mad absolutely adores you, and you'll never have to question it <3

personally I just think that Suguru would be into plants?? like he's really educated about them

so he gets you flowers, but he knows the meanings behind the flowers, so he gets you like 9 red roses (9 roses = eternal love); honeysuckles (devotion + everlasting love); tulips (unconditional love); etc

he also gifts you misc houseplants, like he'll take a cutting from one of his own and gift it to you in a little pot that he painted himself once it takes root <3

he's also super artsy!! he's drawn you a couple times!! he'll also doodle on your skin if you let him <3

this man is SUCH a sap and I will STAND BY THAT

smooth as fuckkkk, he always has some poetic line to woo you with

he LOVES to do your hair!

he'll like actually help you find a haircare routine that works well for your specific hair type

gives you his old band tee's from his (emo days) teenage years if they'd fit you

he loves!!!!! to snuggle!!!!!!!!!!!!! :((

he doesn't really get jealous, this man is very confident in himself and he trusts you completely, but he is vaguely possessive but in a really cocky way???

like either he'll come up and be all lovey with you while trying to talk to the guy (but he's got this "they're mine, bet you wish you were me, huh?" type look in his eyes)

or, he'll just kinda give you this pointed look, one eyebrow slightly raised, and you just immediately understand that you've gotta go over to him now or you will pay for it later

pretty intimidating tbh, if anyone happens to see you with his arm around you, they're stayin' away

totally open to pda!! he honestly really enjoys it

alwayysssss wants to at LEAST be holding your hand in public

if you're someplace that's crowded then he keeps his arm around you the whole time

he may be a cunning, calculating, smug bastard of a man, but he is yours, and he loves you a whole lot <3

Kento Nanami:

absolutely whipped

this man will always treat you like you're royalty, like he LIVES to make you happy <3

he does his best never to work overtime, he just always wants to get home to you asap!

that being said, he WILL take on a few extra shifts around special holidays or your birthday/anniversary just so that he can afford to get you something really nice and bring you out to a really nice restaurant :)

even if you tell him it's not necessary, he'll still do it, unless you tell him that you'd prefer more time with him than a gift, then he's happy to oblige (he will in fact still get you something and take you somewhere for dinner tho)

surprises you with flowers on his way home from work at least a couple times a month

COOKING DATES!!!!!!!!!

now I'm gonna throw in an unpopular opinion here.....

I..... do not think Nanami is a good cook

he is busy literally all the time, man loves good food, but he's never spent much time actually learning how to make it for himself

he loves trying tho!! so if you cook WITH him, he will fucking MELT

even if the food doesn't turn out quite right, it's safe to say that you both have a really great time regardless :))

you bring out a sillier side of him!! especially when baking, if you like smidge some flour or frosting on his nose, he WILL retaliate until you're both covered in a confectionary mess <3

usually he's very sleepy when he gets off work, so he really really really loves to cuddle :(

he just wants to lay with his head on your chest and let you play with his hair until he falls asleep <3

not HUGE on pda, but he will hold your hand everywhere you go if you want to, and he's not opposed to occasionally giving you a kiss on the cheek or forehead <3

if you're somewhere busy he'll keep his arm around you, he wants to keep you safe!!

he's..... hm..... I don't see Nanami as a jealous man. he's confident in himself, he trusts you completely, and he isn't one for making a show if someone's flirting with you really

if you get uncomfortable tho, then he will absolutely step in and put an end to it

now.. if you're TRYING to make him jealous, maybe giggling too much at what the guy says, thennnnn he's stepping in (and you'll be paying for it later babe, lemme fuckin' tell ya)

Toji Fushiguro:

ahh, my favorite bastard man <3

now, canonically, Toji is actually a very sweet, devoted man when he's with someone that he really loves

and he does really love you!!

hear me out, this man exudes Cane Corso energy

looks mean, big, buff, dangerous to fuck with, and incredibly protective and affectionate to His Person (you, you are his person)

he doesn't have much to spend on fancy gifts, he can't afford flowers every other week, but he does his best

he's never one to care about rules, so he's absolutely the kind of guy to go like... steal flowers from displays, or from planters outside of businesses, and he'll give you a bouquet of those <3

"My baby wanted flowers, you're gettin' some fuckin' flowers"

he'd also actually try to save up his money to afford to give you nice things every now and then <3

he's not great at it, but he does like cooking with you

PERFECT man to have around if you're having trouble mixing something, he's happy to help!

he tolerates a LOT with you

seriously, who would ever believe that the big bad sorcerer killer himself doing a fucking face mask with his s/o because you asked him to?

KISS! HIS! SCARS!!!! HE! WILL! MELT!!!!!!!

he remembers exactly how you like your coffee/tea in the morning, and if he wakes up before you then he'll surprise you by bringing you a cup in bed <3

protective as FUCK

he's indifferent to pda, if you wanna be all over him in public, he's happy to let you and he'll gladly reciprocate it all

he won't often initiate it other than holding your hand tho

double whammy: jealous AND possessive

he trusts you, he does... but he's had a rough life, he kinda expects you to just up and leave at some point :(

if someone's flirting with you, he's VERY quick to wrap his arm around you, steal your breath away with a kiss, etc

he'll hit you with a "Hey there, doll" while giving the dude flirting with you the cockiest smirk

let's be fuckin real here, Toji is ridiculously intimidating, absolutely nobody is gonna make a move on you with him around

if someone tries to start shit with you, this man will not hesitate to start (and win) a fight

overall he really does try his best to be a great boyfriend to you, but he's been through SO MUCH so pls be patient with him while he learns how to love again :(

Naoya Zenin:

for the sake of things we're gonna ignore the misogyny

he's sweet on you and you alone

pampers you SO much!!

you need something? he's on it, he'll send someone to get it for you asap

he really actually likes cuddling, but he will never admit to it

if you ask him to cuddle tho then I hope you're comfy, cause you ain't getting up til he decides he's had his fill of affection

now... would y'all believe me if I say that he really actually likes to be the little spoon in bed?

he's tired of having responsibilities, pls just hold him and play with his hair and tell him that you're proud of him :(

he is WHIPPED and he HATES IT

you like a certain scent?

surpriseeee, you now have an arsenal of candles/lotions/bath stuff in that scent

he's secretly a sleepyhead, wants to nap with you all the time

takes you on really fun dates actually!!!!

I feel like video game dates, or arcade dates, would be a big thing with him <3

you bring out a kinda goofy side in him, letting him act like the kid he never let himself be <3

this man has NO IDEA how to even cook an egg, but if you ask him to help you in the kitchen, he will

(after asking you why you want to cook in the first place, you have people for this you know-)

LOVES to kiss you!!

anywhere, anytime, if he wants to smooch you then you shall be smooched!!

ngl he is jealous cause try as he might, he is pretty insecure because his family is just SO struct, especially with him, so he just kinda never fully believes that he's good enough, like his confidence is majorly forced

so if someone's making him jealous, he has no shame about walking over and kissing you right then and there

not a lil peck either, he will kiss you with intent to send a message to this mf

he really does try to be good to you, he's trying very hard to unlearn his misogynistic ways for you <3

Choso Kamo:

GOODEST GOOD BOY

absolute sweetheart, confused as fuck by a lot of modern shit but GOD he loves you :)

treats you like a fucking deity, this man worships the ground that you walk on!!

he's also a very very sensitive guy and gets moved by stuff pretty easily

ngl he's probably the type of guy to ask you why you're crying, and after you tell him (even if it's something small/silly) he'll hold you AND ALSO START CRYING CAUSE YOU'RE CRYING

let's you do makeup on him and paint his nails!!! (I mighttt be pushing my E-Boy Choso agenda here lmao)

he doesn't understand your fascination with his hair, but he practically purrs every time that you play with it

any type of affection you give him, he will reciprocate

like he LOVES affection sm

idk I have this very strong image of reader putting little flowers in his hair

Choso would be SOOO confused, but he will smile the whole time, and will do the same to your hair :)

baby boy is clingyyyyyyyy <3

ADORESSS affection, giving and receiving it, so he always always always wants to be holding you or kissing you or anything!!! just loves you!!!!!!

has no concept of being ashamed by pda, if anything you'd have to be the one stopping HIM cause he really does not see a problem with it??

very much a lovesick puppy dog

he'd definitely take mental notes of things that you do/don't like

alwayyyssss tries to surprise you with the stuff that he knows you do like!!

I can't see Choso as being the jealous type

I think if he saw you talking to a guy he didn't kow, he'd just get kinda concerned for your safety and come up and kiss you or wrap his arms around you y'know?

he's just really really protective over you <3

if it's something that he does know then he just kinda.. keeps an eye on things (especially if the person happens to be Gojo's slutty ass-)

overall he is 1000/10

he is trying his BEST and he is SO VERY DEVOTED TO YOU!!! <3

Ryomen Sukuna:

hear me out here, yeah?

if he loves you, he LOVES you

even if he has no fucking concept of how to show it

like he's still gonna be a bastard to you, gonna tease you, give you a hard time for most things

but as the king of curses, he of course treats you as his queen <3

he really really really likes to kiss your hand :(

idk why I think this, but I can just see him like coming up and grabbing your hand and kissing your knuckles, the back of your hand, just kinda kissing his way up your arm real slowly and sensually

makes eye contact while he does it, and there'd just be so much fondness behind his eyes, a degree of soft vulnerability that only you get to see :((

he's not really much for kissing your lips unless it's leading to uh... ya know

cheek kisses are much too soft, forehead kisses are alright, but his favorite way to just causally kiss you is to kiss your hands <3

he will almost never initiate cuddles, but if you do, he will never ever turn you down

he loves it when you sit on his lap while he's on his throne, he'll let you kiss him all over his face when you do

tbh he likes showing off to his followers that he has such a stunning s/o, he wants them to be jealous <3

(does that make you his trophy s/o?)

this man will MELT if you play with his hair!!!

he really likes listening to your heartbeat, it makes him feel so peaceful :(

he'll tolerate any pda you initiate, he has no reason to care what anyone thinks

after all, who the hell is gonna say anything to him? he'll kill anyone who dares make a comment

is he jealous? no, not at all

is he possessive? abso-fucking-lutely, possessive as FUCK

you are HIS, no other man has the right to so much as flirt with you

if he catches another man even looking at you wrong? he's tightening his grip on you and glaring at the poor soul

(that man is lucky Sukuna was in a good mood)

needless to say, you are the safest person alive, his man ain't ever letting ANYONE or anyTHING harm a single hair on your pretty lil head <3

there is not a single god in existence that could help the mf who tries

#i had so much fun with this :)#jjk x reader #yuta okkotsu x reader #toge inumaki x reader #megumi fushiguro x reader #yuji itadori x reader #satoru gojo x reader #suguru geto x reader #kento nanami x reader #noritoshi kamo x reader #naoya zenin x reader #choso kamo x reader #ryomen sukuna x reader #toji fushiguro x reader

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notmazikeen · 21 days

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The Villain | Choso Kamo

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‧₊˚✧[chapter 3]✧˚₊‧

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Mazikeen had gotten up from bed, her body aching from the party last night. As she sat on the edge of the bed she yawned.

'Damn what did I even do last night?' She furrowed her brows at the thought.

She did dance quite a bit with Taiga, in fact she vividly remembered dancing so sleazily... Hoping that boy would be watching. Choso had a strong affect on her, she had no clue why either.

Maze stood in front of her body length mirror, taking in her insane bed head. She groaned at the thought of brushing the tangles out of her hair. As she scanned her body she froze.

"What the fuck..." She whispered.

There was a long, thin, and weird looking scratch on her arm. She couldn't recall any sort of altercation last night, so why would she have a random ass scratch on her?

Little did she know, she had been marked.

She looked at herself to check for any more cuts or scratches before shrugging her shoulders. Mazikeen slowly shuffled her feet to the bathroom, having no motivation to do anything, but she needed to shower.

Last night she came home unknowingly smelling like shit. Cassie, who was supposed to be "watching her" finally came back to the house. She was sitting on the couch and to no surprise, Maze had taken no note of her.

Mazikeen smelt like alcohol, weed, cigarette smoke, and the distinctive smell of the ocean. Even if she didn't get into the sea, her hair smelt somewhat like salt. It felt disgusting too. It was knotted and crispy from the humidity.

She reached for the shower handle, turning the water almost all the way to the 'H' symbol. She grabbed a towel from her cabinet before closing the bathroom door. The steam from the shower quickly fogged up the mirror.

She rubbed her hand across the glass and looked at herself. Slowly stripping from her clothes, a thought popped back into her mind. Choso.

Her face grew red and she waved a hand through the air, as if she was trying to vanish the thought like a fly.

She stared at her naked body in the mirror, taking in her attractive physique. Maze bit her lip, thinking about the tall man she met last night. His addictive scent. His muscular build. His voice. Oh his voice, it could easily cause anyone to fall to their knees at his command.

"Fuck I didn't get his number or anything... Ugh what I would do to that man." She whined to herself.

She pulled her shower curtain back and stepped into the hot water. The heat from the water somehow gave her goosebumps.

She stood under the fountain of water and closed her eyes. Imagining Choso again. The hot water felt comforting, like a warm hug. Mazikeen was weak in the knees from the thought of him touching her again.

Her mind wandered off, creating a fake scenario about Choso. What if he was in the shower with her? Watching her cover herself with body wash, moving slowly and seductively. Her body moved as she acted out the scenario.

She pictured Choso standing close to her, his eyes filled with hunger as he watched her. He bit his lip and his face was flushed. Mazikeen pretended to drop her loofa, looking behind her and bending down to grab it, painfully slow.

Mazikeen moved her hands to her breasts, with her eyes still closed, she groped herself. Whining at the sensation. She went back to her fake scenario.

As she was bending down, Choso reached down to his hard and throbbing dic- "Mazikeen!!!!" Cassie yelled out.

Mazikeen growled and quickly focused on her 'babysitter' outside the door. "What?!" Her voice clearly annoyed.

"Hurry and get out, I have to go soon but I need to talk to you!" Cassie rolled her eyes, teenagers right?

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"What party did you go to last night?" Cassie put her serious voice on. Mazikeen felt anxious, Cassie hardly ever spoke in a serious tone.

"Umm I can't really remember who's house it was. It was in that one fancy, gated neighborhood though." Mazikeen swallowed forcefully. She knew she wasn't supposed to get as drunk as she did last night. It could pose a risk to herself, her parents, and anything could be said whilst drunk.

"The Crest? Or was it Riptide?" Cassie stared into the girls eyes. With such coldness, but yet her voice sounded worried. "I'm pretty positive it was Riptide." When those words left Mazikeen's mouth, Cassie widened her eyes.

"What..?" Mazikeen's heart dropped to her ass. Something was wrong, something bad happened last night or someone died.

"They said The Red Death attacked a building by there last night. Let me see your arms and legs." Cassie reached a hand out to grab a hold of Mazikeen's extremities.

Mazikeen couldn't form a word, she was frozen in fear. There's no way that The Red Death attacked a building. She would have seen flames or heard an explosion. Every 'what if' thought ran through her mind. She reached her arms out to Cassie.

"W-Why..?" She managed to mumble out.

"Fuck! How fucking drunk were you?!" Cassie gasped, leaving Mazikeen panicking.

"I don't know why!!" There were tears forming in her eyes.

"Mazikeen. He fucking marked you! We have to tell your parents right fucking now!" Cassie scrambled to her feet. Reaching for her phone across the couch.

Mazikeen stared at her with her eyes wide as could be. She started to hyperventilate, she clutched her shirt where her heart was. Her heart was pounding so loudly she could hear it thumping in her entire body.

"What. The. Fuck. Do. You. Mean. He. Marked. Me." She gasped out. Fear taking over the tone in her voice. Who wouldn't be freaked out? She was on the most dangerous villain of the city's hit list!

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Mazikeen sat on the couch, staring blankly at the ceiling. Cassie and her parents crowded around her. They were grabbing all sorts of ointments and bandages, slathering them onto her scratch.

She knew her parents were talking, but she was spaced out. Hearing only mumbling, none of their words were clearly heard.

Surely this was a joke. Right? Did he know that Mazikeen had secret agent parents? Why was she marked? Did he follow her home? She knew what this meant. If he found her, she would be killed instantly.

The Red Death had no reason to kill and destroy the things he did. He didn't need a reason. He is incredibly powerful and can do as he pleases. The motive of his, was unclear. He had no pattern, no route, no nothing. Everything he did was random. When he did attack something or someone, he did it quick. The buildings he destroyed were blown to pieces in a matter of seconds. The people he killed seemed to have painless deaths. Yet, there was no pattern to his choice of murder. Every person seemed to be killed differently, but there was a singular common factor. The mark.

The stages of this seemingly random scratch were odd. It started off looking like a cat scratch, then as time would pass, the scratch would turn black. Looking as if it was infected.

The government believes it could be due to his blood powers, but they still were unsure at the moment.

Once the victim's scratches turned black, Choso would hunt them down and kill them. This process could take a few days to weeks. If you were marked by the masked mystery man, you had no choice but the accept your fate. There was no escaping this nightmare.

"Okay honey, go get some rest. I know you're scared but we will protect you." Her mother cooed.

"Okay... I'm going to nap." Mazikeen was trembling with fear. She was really going to die. She could barely catch her breath. The thought that she had a limited number of days left, killed her.

There was no hope, she couldn't leave her bestfriend alone. Taiga couldn't survive without Maze. They were basically attached at the hip. They truly did everything and more together.

Mazikeen got up from the couch and quickly walked to her bedroom. Her arms covered in goosebumps. She slowly opened her door and shuffled to her bed. Maze sat down and shook her body, hoping to release some of the tension in her.

She fell back and blankly stared at the ceiling. Tears forming in the corners of her eyes. She placed her stuffed animal cat over her chest. Begging for comfort in this moment. Hoping she would get an ounce of security.

Her mind traveled back to last night. Then it hit her. Her eyes full of fear, she was being watched! She was being watched by The Red Death!

Mazikeen felt a presence before going into that party last night! She could feel that she was being watched, and then again at her house earlier that day. It was all coming into the light.

She was being targeted, and like the idiot she was, she got drunk. She could have bumped into him unknowingly at the party and fucked herself.

The thought of her giving away private information made her sick. Was that why she was being targeted? Did she fuck up and mention her parents?

"Where did I slip up?" She whispered to herself.

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kamiversee · 1 month

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KAMI I’M FUCKING DEAD. MY FACE IS ON FUCKING FIRE BC I GOT THE NOTIF WHILE I’M AT WORK 😭 i read it during company time regardless 🤭

Ino being working at the café makes so much sense, holy shit. i can’t believe i glazed over that possibility. OH MY GODDDDD!!!! the poor guy, he’s so sweet ): i hope we have another chapter or oneshot with him. he’s too fucking cute oh my goddddd

i fucking knew it was going to be a battle between an obsessive vs. possessive guy i fucking called it!!! as a Choso girly, i was all for it in the previous chapter but holy shit that interaction was way more brazen than i expected (i kinda like it? ahjfjkfjedjjd). but my poor boy Ino omg 💔 i think i’m starting to get the Gojo delulu bc for a second there i thought the possessiveness was kinda hot 😭 Kamo Choso i will wear rose colored glasses around you every day if i need to.

i want Yuki so fucking bad 😭😭😭 SHE’S SO FIIIIIIIIINE!!!! forget Choso, i want HER. i’m so glad she turned out to be more of a girl’s-girl than we expected. the fact that Yuki and Choso broke up bc Yuki turned out to be so gay is SENDING me for some reason 🥴 it’s so good for her character and it sets up so much potential for the reader to explore more aspects of herself

this chapter is reawakening things in me. please kami, i need a oneshot where the reader and Yuki have sex while Choso’s tied up and forced to watch omfg PLEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAASE

i’m so relieved that it’s Suguru that walked in out of anyone. these past few chapters have been stressing me the fuck outtttt and for some reason i trust that Suguru wouldn’t be quick to let things slip (too much). he really feels the safest out of the people in the list for the reader to see now that the list is done. he’s so aware of his surroundings and is good enough with social cues that i feel like he’ll see the reader and Choso together and put two and two together. but he definitely wouldn’t make it easy at all. it’s too in-character of him to throw out a comment or two to fluster the reader enough and i seriously can’t wait to see Choso’s reaction to it 👀

i feel like the worst people for the reader to meet again would be Sukuna (for obvious reasons) and Gojo. Toji can’t afford to say anything, Naoya can be brushed off as a bad one-night-stand-rebound, and i feel Nanami would be reserved should they run into each other again. honestly, i think Nanami would be tied with Suguru in terms of who would be the safest person to run into at this point.

i’m already getting heart palpitations at the thought of Gojo and Choso seeing each other face to face. they’re both so jaded to violence when it comes to the reader that it’s almost scary to think about. i know you said there wouldn’t be a character death (thank goodness) but holy shit do i kinda wanna see a fight between them LMFAOOOO IT’S SO MESSYYYYY

omg the thought of Choso and Sukuna meeting face to face gives me so much anxiety for similar reasons. he’s being mentioned so fucking much lately, i’m so scared 😭

also i feel so fucking bad for the reader 🥹 even though she’s physically done with the list, it just ended up having more blackmail pile up against her. i don’t think Suguru would go out of his way to blackmail her, mostly because we already know he has no reason to and he thinks this whole thing is fucked up since the start. but Suguru is just a subtle reminder of the guilt and trauma (regardless of the fun) that came with this journey. it’s so twisted, the list will always hang over her head and she’ll never be free unless the entire truth comes out 😭😭 KAMI YOU MAKE MY HEART ACHE.

KAMI YOU KNOW I DON’T LIKE TO RUSH OR PRESSURE YOU BUT I NEED THESE NEXT CHAPTERS EXPEDITIOUSLY. MY MIND IS FUCKIN SPINNING AT THE POSSIBILITIES. I’M LOSING ITTTTTT!!! 100% i’ll be back later to ramble more once i have more time to dissect this chapter after work 🥲

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One of my best anons as usual LETS BREAK THIS DOWN BY PARAGRAPH NOW👹

1. DURING COMPANY TIME IS WILD FR😭

2. Not sure abt another chapter with him outside of subtle appearances maybe BUT there will be a lil oneshot for him in this au!

3. Obsessed vs Possessive will literally just boil down to what people prefer tbh😭 so hey, its ok to be delulu!!

4. And I NEED YUKI SO BAD NGL😩 Reader might js run away with her fr

5. Hehehehehe yuki & choso oneshot with choso watching UGHDHSUSBJ ADDED TO MY NOTES IMMEDIATELY !!

6.🌚 No comments on whether Sugu walking in is good or bad !!

7. Though I will say yes, the worst person to show up wouldve been Sukuna fasho😭

8. A FIGHT WOULD BE CRAZY BUT SHOULD THEY CROSS PATHS WHO KNOWS WHAT WOULD GO DOWN🌚

9. Heh… no comment on this bit either ^.^

10. Yep! I’m glad its noticeable that the list still has an effect on her no matter what she does 😹

11. NEXT CHAPTER TMR POSSIBLY?!🗣️

#kamiversee!answers

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meru90 · 3 years

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choso is fun to draw ;w;;;

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #choso #fanart #呪術廻戦 #*cough pls dont die*couch cough #choso is doing hot boys shit

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dilftaroooo · 3 years

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How do you think the JJK boys would moan?

— HOW THEY MOAN

♡ reader description: afab + no pronouns mentioned, race/ethnicity neutral

♡ characters: yuuji, megumi, gojo, todo, nanami, geto, choso, toji.

♡ tags: (18+) aged up characters, slight degradation, vaginal sex, blowjobs, first times, rough sex, blood mentioned.

a/n: now i consider this to be a request and my request inbox is closed but PHEEEWW this shit really has me thinking...

you wonder... just how would the jjk boys sound like in bed; would they be loud? whiny? husky? guess you have to find out for yourself.

ITADORI YUUJI

HIGH PITCHED AND AIRY — When losing his virginity to you, the room was trembling with each howl he made. Even after he lost his v-card he still moans as though it’s his first time. A high pitched wail will unravel from his throat when he sees the round flesh of your ass slide down his length and he’ll hyperventilate when you slide back up, only to slam back down and set an even pace. He claims he’s a switch but he hasn’t once dominated you yet.

FUSHIGURO MEGUMI

RESERVED AND QUIET — He isn’t too keen on having you hear him moan. Low groans and grunts is what you’ll be hearing most of the time but when you clench around him so tightly or graze your tongue across the head of his cock so graciously expect to hear a high pitched whine from him. Though, he’d instantly cover it up with the palm of his hand. He doesn’t like to sound so vulnerable.

GOJO SATORU

OVER EXAGGERATED AND OBNOXIOUS — Satoru never subdue his moans and if he does it’s done very poorly. When he fucks your pussy so deep, it is reckoned to feel his hot breath heat up the back of your ear, moans rumbling against you, reminding you in staggering breaths of how much of an indecent little bitch you are and what it is you and your tight cunt do to him. And he’ll never shut up about it.

TODO AOI

GUTTURAL AND LOUD — Aoi’s growls emerge deep within his chest, producing a dangerous grumble against your stomach as he pounds your entrance on the mattress. He’s easily comparable to a ferocious lion, marking their mate with teeth marks on their skin, easy to break and unbind fresh blood. There’s never a time where this man’s voice cracks with vulnerability. Only yours do.

NANAMI KENTO

RESERVED AND QUIET — Kento is rarely ever heard when you both get intimate. He refrains from making such noticeable sounds when he’s around you, borderline quiet if it wasn’t for the ragged breaths he takes when he enters himself slowly in your salivated cavern, wet tongue massaging the reddened head of his dick and bringing him down with the waves of euphoria. Though he’s not much of a moaner doesn’t mean he can’t throw a few dirty words here and there.

GETO SUGURU

LIGHT AND BREATHY — Suguru’s moans are soft, ethereal. Almost resembling a light coo. He’d tell you how good you make him feel, how much of a luxury you are to him as he slowly grinds his hips into yours. His whines are so beautiful — he’s beautiful, every inch of him. He’ll kiss your chin when he nears his release and his moans tune up an octave as he comes deep in your womb. You mean so much to him as much as he means to you.

KAMO CHOSO

THROATY AND WHINY — Can’t help but release a cracky whine when you lick the underside of his veiny member, throbbing and twitching as he gazes down at you with teary eyes. He’s never felt something so divine, so suppressing his moans are not an option. A quick gasp of air before a impatient mewl elicits from his pale pink lips. The sound is a distinction to his usual aloof personality.

FUSHIGURO TOJI

HUSKY AND RESERVED — On par with Kento, is seldom vocal when he’s fucking you, his dirty talk is what makes up for it. You have heard him once in a blue moon; when you took his nipple in your mouth, ringing your lips around the small nub and sucking lightly, you remember the rough yet soft growl he let out under you, placing a heavy hand on your head to encourage your ministration. He never knew how sensitive his nipples were.

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apollostears · 2 years

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FAMILY VACATION [ jjk ]

↬︎ anime: jujutsu kaisen

↬︎ featuring: college!gojo, choso, nanami, toji, and geto

↬︎ warning(s): swearing

PLOT. gojo takes you guys to his parents cabin in niseko, japan.

ADVISORY: reader is female and black unless stated otherwise.

college series

➟︎ on christmas, gojo surprised all of you with a trip to a skii resort in niseko, japan (where his rich ass parents co-own). well, more so he surprised you cause them hoes had already been before.

➟︎ despite gojo’s track record for being overly chill, he was more than prepared for this trip. having everything already taken care of and all you guys needed to do was pack and be ready.

➟︎ that should’ve been red flag number ten

“NOW IM ONLY GOING to ask you once gojo, and be honest with me, okay?” you warned, all of you in the foyer of the large cabin.

gojo’s head nodded quickly, “yes ma’am.”

“why is there only three rooms? did you do this on purpose?”

you were more than annoyed. four out of the five guys were heavy snorers and two of them slept rough as fuck, and one was an occasional sleepwalker. this was easily the worst situation you’d ever been in.

“i told my parents how many it would be but i guess i forgot to mention that one of us was a girl. they’re used to the guys, so they assumed. i can get you your own if you want!” gojo quickly suggested, face red in embarrassment.

which was a first seeing as gojo had never gotten embarrassed in his life. at least, not in front of you or because of you. sighing heavily, you decided to cut the ray charles man some slack.

“it’s okay, i can sleep with choso.” you solved, moving to the raven-haired boy.

choso was someone you had slept with before, on several occasions. whether it be to have a sleepover or because toji was being too loud, choso was a good sleeping partner.

“CHOSO?! you guys are sleeping together?! he got you before me?! oh my god.” gojo went through five stages of shock and then pretended to pass out onto geto, who let him fall instead of catching him.

at least you thought he was pretending.

“oh god, he’s dead!” you gasped, holding onto choso’s arm in horror, when gojo didn’t move after geto nudged him with his boot.

nanami rolled his eyes, silently asking the universe why him? “he’s not dead dumbass.”

“damn.” toji muttered under his breath.

you frowned, “well someone needs to wake his ass up.”

without a word, geto hooked his arms under gojo and dragged him down the hallway to, presumably, their room.

“you ready angel? i got your bags already.” choso had asked you, your eyes moving from the train wreck that was gojo and focusing on the man next to you.

you smiled at him and squeezed his arm that you were holding. “of course! lets go.”

“hey! don’t try no shit, you understand?” toji warned, pointing a accusing finger at the both of you.

“we aren’t hoes like you are.” choso answered before tugging you down the hall to y’all’s room.

you could hear toji talking to nanami down the hall. “did he just call me a hoe?”

“yup.”

“why, i never!”

➟︎ gojo and toji taught you how to snowboard. the both of them acting like they’re in the winter olympics when they do the hard courses.

➟︎ nanami was very good at skiing and often did that during your stay, than anything else. you guys think it was because of the beautiful skii lady that was at the slopes everyday.

➟︎ you, choso, and geto were always at the skate rink. whether you could ice skate or not, those two always dragged you with them.

➟︎ gojo’s parents got y’all a cabin with an outdoor AND indoor hot tub and when i say you were LIVING!! those boys could barely get you out of there, you stayed in there so much.

➟︎ geto had this awesome not idea of you guys doing the camping in the woods workshop that the place offered and it almost turned into a slasher movie.

➟︎ all of you were in one, huge ass tent, so really you guys were glamping, and one of the skii resort workers decided it would be a good idea to play pranks on you guys.

➟︎ lets just say that if you guys could’ve gotten banned, you would have. like toji and geto almost got y’all thrown in prison.

➟︎ nanami makes BANGING hot coco and that’s a certified fact. atp he’s a dilf that has five adult kids living in his upscale tokyo apartment.

➟︎ snowball fights have ensued and both toji and gojo are excluded from them bc they provoke each other to the highest of hells and throw really hard balls at all of you.

➟︎ geto gets really bad frostbite but still decides to go out like he’s a fucking supermodel.

gojo in the background “hoes don’t get cold!”

➟︎ toji brought his tattoo travel kit and gave you guys a couple of small tattoos. somehow, y’all all agreed on getting matching tattoos. it was a small writing of ‘4lifers’ and it was honestly so cute.

➟︎ shoutout to gojo’s parents for co-owning a skii resort. the best vacation you’d ever been on.

NOTE. lemme actually write something relating to them being in college 😭

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blythebitez · 3 years

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JUJUTSU KAISEN D!CK SIZES AND PREDICTIONS

Brain rot/crack//JJK

🔞//Biggest to smallest//Aged up characters//Talking about penis sizes—BECAUSEMYBRAINROTSAIDSO//

1//MAHITO

//(You fuckers don’t want to admit it but it’s true)

//Do I even have to say anything? Shape shifting powers. Is there anything more to say?

//This mans can have a giant 22 incher if he wanted or even an octopus tentacle for you freaks.

//Oh sukuna thinks he’s fucking special with his two dicks- try it Mahito can have as many as he fucking wants

//Ya’ll can’t change my mind, no idea how this mans fits in his pants in the morning 😩✋🏿

2//RYOMEN SUKUNA

//alright I was just talking shit about this mans but that doesn’t mean he’s not a monster.

//MONSTER COCKS- YES PURAL.

//14 inches in tall, 3.5 inches thick

//Times 2-

//We all know Sukuna has two dicks, you can try to deny it but- literally he got two of everything. .

//BREEDER BAWLS- AND MEATY VEINS-

//Sukuna’s dicks look like a beast tan and in a darkened color of his skin to the bottom and a hot pink tip. Veins run up and down pulsing. His black tattoos stripe the both of them by the base and to the tip.

//Doesn’t know what the fuck shaving is and doesn’t care about you shaving either- he prefers hair, it’s more natural to him.

//When he drops his robes you better getarunnin’.

3//GETOU SUGURU

//Down to the human side of this list

// 8 inches tall, 3.3 inches thick.

//(Yes Getou is bigger than Gojo-)

//A big dick for, a big sadistic, sweetheart.

//He’s so patronizing of course he’d have a big dick.

//A soft darkened cream color, little to no veins showing and a nice pink tip that gets red when he’s hard.

//He still has his foreskin

//Doesn’t shave. (To assert dominance)

//his dick is so thick, if it wasn’t for his Buddhism robes his dick would bulge even when he’s soft.

//He’d probably smile sweetly while he pounds into you with no remorse or sympathy for your tears.

4//GOJO SATURO

//Gojo’s in the top five

// 7.4 inches tall 2.8 inches thick.

//Getting out of fantasy land and coming back down to earth, meet Gojo who is WAY above average.

//Cocky and he’s got a big cock to back it up.

//Skinny talk dick, no foreskin, he’s milk white and a faded pink tip. Little to no veins but, some stick out.

//He shaves.

//He thinks his cock is perfect (Everyone is pissed that he’s right)

//His dick was crafted by the gods.

5//CHOSO

//Final top five spot goes to Choso-

// 7 inches tall, 2.3 inches thick.

//Choso’s pretty plain. He doesn’t actually know he has a big dick you have to tell him for him to understand.

//Pale white, his veins stick out red and his dick is slightly curved at an angle. A meaty pink tip.

//Mans is sliced- no foreskin. And he shaves (once he figured out how)

//Once he found out what piercing were he defiantly got a Prince Albert piercing (or more like six).

//Thinks his dick isn’t special at all. All he sees is a breeding stick that he put jewelry on.

6// NANAMI KENTO

//Moving onto not that tall but thick category-

//6.8 inches tall, 5 inches thick.

//Nanami will stretch you like no other.

//It’s lube or nothing no questions asked.

//Darkened cream color shaft, his veins on display much to his annoyance and a faded pink tip on this monster.

//He’s got no foreskin and he’s trimmed down at his choice. His hair makes him feel manly, but he’s not an unkept beast like Getou or Sukuna.

//He most likely wouldn’t notice he’s too big to get in you without the help of lube no matter how wet you are, the first time around— he’s apologized many times for hurting you.... but the apology is not going to fix the pain of what you went through on your first time.

7// ITADORI YUJI

//An excited loving boy... who doesn’t realize how much power he has

// 6.7 inches tall, 4.7 inches thick.

//In my opinion thickness beats length... add it to how much stamina Yuji has- I’m sorry but— you’ll probably die.

// a soft tan color with meaty veins that stick out. His head is a shade between red and pink.

//He has foreskin. And he doesn’t really shave, once in a while he will but he forgets most of the time it doesn’t really bother him. He has a happy trail as well.

//This man cums. ALOT- he’ll fill you up with his size and ontop of that fill you to the brim with his dong water. It’ll probably overflow and then some.

//With his puppy like energy and his Gatorade bottle shaped dick- I don’t believe in god but I’ll pray for you and your first time with Yuji 😭✋🏿

8//FUSHIGURO TOJI

//A Tired father who forgets he’s a father.

// 6.3 inches tall, 4 inches thick.

//Toji’s lived a long life and slept with a bunch of people. He KNOWS he has a big dick.

// Surprisingly a creme color. His veins pulse out harder than anyone on this list. a light pink tip, he’s kept his dick pretty over all these years.

//No foreskin and he doesn’t shave. You better not have braces because I don’t think this man has EVER picked up a razor in his life.

//Phat bawls 😩✋🏿💦💦

//all I’m saying is- Toji will make it fit— he’s experienced he knows how to pop it in the smallest of holes.

9//FUSHIGURO MEGUMI

//Onto the average/ leaning one way guys

// 5.7 inches tall 2.3 inches thick

//His possessiveness in the bedsheets make up for his size.

//Sure Megumi doesn’t have a monster cock but the way he fucks you, it’ll FEEL LIKE A MONSTER COCK—

//Slightly dark cream color, no veins, Pink tip that’s fatter then the rest of his cock, aka mushroom tip.

//No foreskin, and Megumi shaves almost everyday. Hair in his pants makes him uncomfortable.

//Megumi’s dick is above average, he doesn’t really care about size, because he knows how to fuck and fuck right. He’s seen guys bigger than him who have no idea what they’re doing.

//Megumi puts them to shame at the light speed and positions he fucks you with, leaving you sore for days with his “above average” cock.

//He takes pride in fucking you good.

10//TOGE INUMAKI

//Love Toge with all my heart- but I’m sorry he’s a little above average in height.

// 5. 8 inches tall, 2 inches thick

//Toge’s dick is just cute- it’s just so cute. It’s pale, no visible veins and the prettiest pink ever. He’s so overly sensitive as well.

//No foreskin- and Toge shaves every now and then so trimmed.

//Toge doesn’t really care about his size, he just honestly cares about making you feel good. <3

//And he knows how~

//His speech curse can really spice up the bedroom~

//He’s got a little height so it’s not bad at all plus Toge has stamina.

//ENJOY HIM- HES DOESNT CARE ABOUT HIS SIZE AGAINST ANYONE ELSES.

11// JUNPEI YOSHINO

//(Yall Gon hate me for this one 😭✋🏿)

//“Is it in yet?”

// 5 inches tall, 1.8 inches thick.

//Look I love Junpei with all my heart but- let’s just be honest- He’s a shy guy.

//Pretty pale cream shaft and faded pink tip.

//foreskin(adds some volume 💀) and he shaves.

//Junpei gives off he’s not a virgin but he’s still fucking you like he’s a virgin vibes.

//He’s just a stumbling boy... but once he’s confident with you he, can really be dominant.

//Toys and kinks make up for what he lacks, if you’re really into Roleplay please, Junpei will act better than the paid porn actors.

//Yes he’ll be your flight attendant for your long trip across the world in your private jet. Yes he’ll be your puppy boy, yes he’ll be your nurse.

//MY MANS LOOKS SO GOOD IN A FUCKING SKIRRTTTT-

(In the end this was all for jokes/Brainrot- Size doesn’t matter, the person on the other end does 💖)

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JJK REACTIONS:

❤︎ how they react to you singing Kiss Me More by Doja Cat ❤︎

an; slight ns/fw with certain characters, warnings none, mainly fluff and crack. enjoy! ❤︎

“I feel like fucking something —“

Little did you know, a certain sorcerer has been watching as you hum the lyrics to kiss me more; suddenly, a pair of skinny arms loop themselves around your shoulders as GOJO nuzzles his face affectionately into your neck.

“Hmm? what’s that, darling?”

“I feel like fucking something something, and that something is you.” Upon the suggestion, his glasses drops onto the bridge of his nose, inquisitive cerulean eyes staring into yours.

“Oh?” In the blink of an eye, Gojo has flung you over his shoulder, dashing towards your shared bedroom despite your frantic pleas of getting him to put you down. “If you want my dick you should’ve said so darling, I would’ve given you ~“

“IT’S A JOKE GOJO KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS —”

OKKOTSU would be so blushy when he hears such suggestive lyrics! You know how shy the sorcerer could be when it comes to things like these, and decides that you would make good use of the chance to tease him for a bit.

“W-What’s with those lyrics y/n??” Hands flailing to cover his beet red face, the sorcerer nervously peeks from the gaps between his fingers. Somehow, Maki and the other second years are nearby when they accidentally overhear the conversation between the two of you.

“Hmm? There’s nothing wrong with the lyrics though.” A wry smirk creases your face as you inch closer to your boyfriend. “I said I feel like fucking something, and that something is you ~”

Poor boy feels like he’s on the verge of passing out; and to make matters worse, he gets teased by his fellow classmates (and Gojo too — what do you expect) for the next few days. They’re not planning to let him off the hook with potential blackmail material, at least not for a while.

The moment you start to sing, ITADORI’S ears park up — prancing over to latch onto you like a excited puppy with a wagging tail. “What are we doing, babe?” He would stare at you, batting those puppy eyes with such adoration that it makes your heart melt on the spot. “Quickie? We doing it? Hold on, lemme take off my pants —“

“Yuji, Yuji!” The vessel stops fumbling with his trousers and stares at you perplexed, his quirked eyebrows knitting into a prominent frown. Smiling at your disappointed boyfriend, you place your hand over his with utmost tenderness. “It’s just a lyric from kiss me more, we can’t do it right now okay? Sorry for pranking you ...”

“So ... no glock for you?” 🥺💀😭😹

MEGUMI has enough to deal with on a daily basis to deal with anymore shit. He is technically the babysitter of the first years plus keeping an eye on the man child called Gojo Satoru; with all of these responsibilities weighing on his shoulders, the poor raven doesn’t have the energy to deal with stupid shenanigans like these. Still, he would be a bit more lenient when it comes to you; compared to the rest, Megumi wouldn’t mind if you were the one annoying him, if it means that he gets to spend a bit more time with you after an exhausting week of exorcising curses.

“Love ... I know you are horny, but tone it down please.” An exasperated groan slips from his lips while the raven lowers his head onto your lap, face snuggling into your tummy with a pout on his face. Wearing a cheeky grin on your face, you reach out, running your fingers through his tangled locks with delicacy, to which Megumi breathes out a gratified sigh. “Itadori and Gojo have already shedded enough years off my life just by breathing, I don’t need anything more than that —”

Hearing such words of complaint coming from your worn-out boyfriend, the smirk on your face grows; snaking your hands from his hair down to his toned thighs, you writhe yourself off the couch — only making Megumi frown even more. But the pout on his face is gradually replaced by heat surging to his cheeks once the sorcerer realises what you’re about to do.

“Would you like some stress relief babe?”

“Not now y/n —”

A knowing smirk ghosts across GETO’S face as you fail to cognise what you’ve signed yourself up to. Your original plan is to simply give the raven a good tease; little did you know, he has so much more in store just for you. With your goal accomplished — spotting the grin on your boyfriend’s face, you are about to leave when he has you pinned against the wall.

Heat immediately spreads to the rest of your face with each second Geto moves closer to you; soon enough, his nose is merely inches away from your cheeks, hot breath fanning the nape of your neck.

“Sugu, I wish we could do this right now, but I still have priorities to sort out.”

“Hmm? You sure you’re not just chickening out, sweetheart?” Quirking his eyebrow, Geto savours the flustered disposition worn on your face. He knows he should’ve gone easier on you, but the raven simply couldn’t help it. You are just too adorable for his own good.

“Look at me darling, you did this to me.” He pauses, pointing at his trousers where the curse user’s bulge is straining heavily against the tough fabric. With one hand lifting your chin, Geto’s voice drops an octave, finally closing the distance between the two of you. “You’ve riled me up big time, and you’ll need to finish off what you’ve started.”

Oh boy, say less, because Toji is determined to make sure you get the best fuck of your life with an opportunity like this. Once the lyrics reach his ears, he has you hoisted out of the couch — moving to the bedroom as soon as he could. He would flip you onto your hands and knees and ram into your tight hole for hours on end, your whimpers and hoarse pleas falling on deaf ears as Toji chases his own climax and finishes off by spurting load after load into you, with excess hot cum trickling down the insides of your trembling thighs. And if you think you’re finally done, you’re wrong. Rest in peace my friend, you’re probably not going to walk for the next week with your legs.

Believe me or not, CHOSO doesn’t have the slightest idea what you have up your sleeve. He’s a cursed womb after all, and curses like him aren’t exactly up-to-date with the latest trends in the modern society. Nevertheless, our home boy is willing to do anything to make you happy, even though he’s probably clueless about what is going on someone save him.

“y/n, what are you humming?” The light in his tired eyes rekindle for a split second as they fixate on you, eager to take in every single one of your expressions. “The song sounds catchy, could you teach me the lyrics?”

Despite feeling bad for corrupting Choso’s innocence, the naughty side of you anticipate what would his reaction be once he learns about the implications of the song. Having that in mind, you proceed with your singing.

“I feel like fucking something, and that something is you babe —”

A faint blush dusts the curse womb’s pale cheeks as he buries his face into your chest, mumbling inaudibly that you could barely hear what he has said. “You should’ve given me a heads-up y/n, now what am I supposed to do? I can’t look at you the same anymore, not when this song is playing ...”

Bless him.

NANAMI’S gaze shifts onto you as you sing the lyrics out loud, winking suggestively as you bounce onto the blonde’s lap. He could feel his dick hardening, but keeps his composure nonetheless. The most he could do at the moment is to shoot you a disapproving glare, to which you return with a pout. You know him more than anyone else in the world, and you are 100% positive that if the two of you weren’t in public, Nanami would’ve flipped you over on the closest desk available and fucked you dumb. Nevertheless, him restraining himself at work doesn’t mean he’d do the same once the two of you are back home —

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