chan, picking up the phone: what’s wrong?
jisung: why do you always ask that? just because i’m calling it doesn’t mean something’s wrong!
chan:…
jisung: so anyway, can you come home? hyunjin joined a cult
jeongin, in the background: WE NEED AN ADULT!!
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Lee Know: Hey Chan.
Chan: Yes?
Lee Know: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Chan:
Chan: Where is Jisung?
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*in the dorm, 2am*
seungmin: *wakes up screaming*
chris, rushing in bc he the best dad : ARE YOU OK WHATS WRONG WHAT HAPPENED WHO HURT YOU DONT CRY--
seungmin, totally dry faced and calm: i had a nightmare :(
chris: OH POOR BOY ARE YOU--
seungmin: i dreamed channie hyung was younger than me.
chris:
seungmin:
chris:
seungmin: i know. the terror.
chris: im kicking you out of this house.
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felix: you know…
chan: oh no.
felix: nobody is actually enforcing the laws of physics.
chan: OH NO.
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*slides Stray Kids stylist a 5 dollar bill*
“ Give us more curly Chan and theirs more where that came from(; “
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I love men. 🥰✨ [only Bang Chan]
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