#chris rat

[peantbutter-honeycombs]

All y'all complaining about Chris Rat in the new Mario movie like it isn't a opportunity. Call it the Mario Challenge. When this movie is released take it as personal challenge to memorise Mario's line and voice over the film. Vo Chris's Va.

Seriously, anything's gotta be better than Crispy Shits voice.

#mario bros #mario challenge #crisp rat #chris rat #chris pratt #mario movie #nintendo #bower #jack black #charlie day #super mario #super mario bros movie #super mario bros

[going-to-superhell]

ᥲ mᥲrі᥆ m᥆᥎іᥱ 𝗍rᥲіᥣᥱr ᥲ⍴⍴ᥱᥲrᥱძ ᥆ᥒ 𝗍᥎ ᥲᥒძ і ᥕᥲᥒ𝗍 𝗍᥆ ᥴrᥡ. 𝗍һᥱᥡ ᥕһі𝗍ᥱ ᥕᥲsһᥱძ ᥲ ᥕһі𝗍ᥱ gᥙᥡ. 𝗍һᥱᥡ ᥙᥒ mᥲmᥲძ һіs mіᥲ

#unintelligible goblin noises #mario movie #chris rat

[winterlilith]

It needed to be done

#i’m so sorry #chris pratt #Chris rat #why did i make this #god please #idk what else to put in the tags #photoshop #send me to hell #do what you’ve must for I’ve already won #strike me down Zeus #you don’t have the balls-

[minnnieminmin]

Chris Pratt using his normal voice as Garfield meanwhile Robert Pattinson over here using his most fucked up gremlin voice to play a bird that you wouldn't even know it was him until you saw the credits

#garfield #chris pratt #robert pattinson #the boy and the heron #the duality of celebrity voice actors baffles me #we have ones like mark hamil. jack black. many others #and then we have people like crispy rat over here just talking in their normal voice #wild

[gerbu]

As much as everybody's justifiably railing on Chris Pratt for his acting, after watching the new trailer I honestly don't think Anya Taylor-Joy is a very good fit for Peach either. The problem isn't that they're bad actors, it's that they are not voice actors. When I hear Anya's or Chris's voice I don't picture Peach and Mario, I picture two regular adult people who wouldn't stand out in a coffee shop. Which isn't the point of animated movies and voice acting! ESPECIALLY with Mario! This is supposed to be a movie about cartoonish characters in a video game fantasy world saving the day, and their voices should fit with that theme. That's why Charles Martinet's Mario voice works so well, because it makes sense for what Mario is supposed to be. This trend of giving voice acting specific jobs to non-voice actors who have no experience with this kind of work is detrimental to animation and film! It is removing job opportunities from people who have spent their lives learning this craft and handing it over to a celebrity with no experience just because they're famous. The beauty of voice acting and animation in general is how you are completely creating a character. The whole point of voice acting is that you don't point to a character in a film and say, "hey, that's Chris Pratt" the point is that people will point to the charcater and go "oh, new character!" This movie is more and more frustrating to me the more I realize how much it feels like a money grab exclusively because of the casting. The animation, the music, and the effects are all completely perfect for a Mario movie, but so many of the acting choices feel like someone just rifled through a list of "100 most popular celebrities" and chose whoever was vaguely similar to "average white man voice" or "average white woman voice". No matter how popular these people are or how good they are at acting in front of a camera or on stage, they can not voice act.

#Incredibly miffed right now. #this is not about Jack Black or Charlie Day btw #I mean I think Luigi could be a bit more cartoonishly Italian but it's nowhere near as atrocious as Mario #nashing my teeth violently #mario movie #mario bros #nintendo #princess peach #anya taylor joy #anya taylor-joy #chris pratt #crisp rat #mario movie trailer #voice acting #super mario bros movie #mario #super mario

[eggsaladstain]

i forgot they cast chris pratt as garfield so you can imagine my utter dismay watching the trailer when they cut from an adorable baby garfield with the cutest little meow to adult garfield opening his mouth to deliver some of the most bland and unimaginative voice acting i've ever heard

the animation genuinely looks really cute and then every time garfield speaks it's just chris pratt's normal voice yet again

#garfield movie #garfield #chris pratt #crisp rat #the garfield movie

[paridoxpower]

Maybe we can bully Chris Pratt out of the Mario movie like we bullied Paramount into changing Sonic in the Sonic movies

#mario movie #super Mario #Nintendo #the mario movie #super Mario bros #Chris Pratt #Jack black #Nintendo direct #movie trailer #sonic the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog movie #ugly sonic #crisp rat #crisp ratt #bowser #Luigi #charlie day

[mar64ds]

if you give me brotherly love your movie is good, here is a compilation of the movie punching me in the face with emotions

#mariospoilers #ignore chris rat voice imagine someone else is voicing him because good lord #he's not taking this away from me

[thnksfrthebands]

The thing for me is that Jack Black really is an artist. The man puts in work to become his character when he voices his lines, makes music, and just acts in general. There’s depth and actual creativity in his roles. Meanwhile Chris Pratt seems to just walk into any project he lands to play the exact same Generic Guy every time

#chris pratt #jack black #Mario #bowser #Mario movie #super mario #Nintendo #crisp rat literally plays the same fucking annoying and sarcastic guy every time #this movie really got both ends of the acting spectrum

[vintagewildlife]

Everglades rat snake (Elaphe obsoleta rossalleni) By: Chris Mattison From: A Practical Guide to Exotic Pets 1994

#rat snake #colubrid #snake #reptile #1994 #1990s #Chris Mattison #A Practical Guide to Exotic Pets

[the-irreverend]

How the hell did they manage to make everything in the film's trailer (at least) decent except for the voice acting of the main lead?

#mario #super mario bros #chris pratt #crisp rat #jack black #bowser #luigi #charlie day #mario movie #illumination #super mario #mario bros #smb #the super mario bros movie #super mario bros movie #nintendo #toad #toad mario #anya taylor joy #princess peach

[going-to-superhell]

ᥴᥲᥒ s᥆mᥱ᥆ᥒᥱ ⍴ᥣᥱᥲsᥱ rᥱ mᥲmᥲ һіs mіᥲ

#unintelligible goblin noises #super mario bros movie #mario movie #chris rat

[tgoldwalker]

Chris Pratt has a Brooklyn accent as Mario in the same way that la croix has fruit flavors

#chris pratt #crisp rat #super mario #mario movie #voice acting #la croix #mario bros #mario bros movie

[thinking-about-fiction]

The worst part about the Super Mario Bros movie trailer is how GOOD it looks

Because at least if it was bad, I wouldn't have been as upset about Chris Pratt being cast as Mario and not even trying with the voice.

Because the movie would have been bad anyway

BUT NO

IT LOOKS AMAZING

AND ALL THE OTHER VOICES SOUND SO GOOD

And the fact that the whole movie is going to be ruined by the fact that Hollywood made such a stupid choice for what should have been an easy decision

Because Charles Martinet has not only voiced Mario for 30 years, he's also done professional non-video-game acting for longer than that. He could have absolutely fit the Mario voice into a speaking role.

But no. He wasn't even asked.

And now we have to live with the thoughts of what might have been.

#we could have had it all #super mario bros #super mario bros movie #mario movie #chris pratt #crisp rat #charles martinet

[cyncerity]

people really liked the tits clip apparently, so here’s a clip of the theater breaking down and being unable to play the movie properly

#hey if you’re part of this fan base and reblog please add more specific tags i have no idea what people use for this kind of stuff #also his shirt has rats on it which i didn’t see until i was literally less than half a foot away from him #i didn’t say hi cause i was at the merch table and he was behind it gathering his own stuff and i didn’t want to bother him #especially cause he was about to do a meet and greet but yeah they’re rats and that’s awesome #will wood #will wood and the tapeworms #wwattw #chris dunne #the real will wood #trww #the real will wood live

[thecountandtheraven]

CHRIS NOOO

#they’re so cute #also someone help chris i guess #idk if this counts as a #will wood ig story #bc it’s his rats but it’s chris’s acct #litwtc #wee woo #will wood #chris dunne #rats