Fucks given this episode - 2
Total fucks given - 78
Fucks breakdown: S1 - 13, S2 - 30, S3 - 35
Oh Nasir bb!! 😭 Naevia just returned with sad news.
And yes, I’m fucking bitter that they cut his grieving scene at the training grounds with Castus.
This fucking asshole Caesar knew that this moron was a fake! I thought it was strange that he didn’t do the chest salute thing when Crassus dismissed him.
His fucking face when Spartacus revealed himself! 🤣
And also, this is why capes are a bad idea. Your enemy can easily use it to pull you off your horse while trying to escape. 😆
“There is yet more upon tongue, you fucking cunts.”
THERE’S our good old Agron! He yet lives!!!
Oh shit, oh shit!!! NOOOOOO!!!! 😭
The face of a woman who finally gets her revenge. (Or so she thinks)
Look at him. Look at our BAMF Syrian prince Nasir. He wasn’t given much screentime to show his mourning, but this single passing moment as they prepare for the games speaks volumes. He is ready to slay in honor of his man, Agron!
So fierce, the lot of them! They look like they’re posing for Rebels calendar 72BC.
Fucks given this episode - 4
Total fucks given - 76
Fucks breakdown: S1 - 13, S2 - 30, S3 - 33
Oh fuck, it’s the breakup! It really snuck up on me. Nasir looks so happy, he thought he and Agron were home free after this. Only for the idiot to break his heart. 😭
I have too many screenshots to put here, that’s all gonna be in the extras post.
“I believe that great power is accompanied by many burdens”
This little shit actually went and did an Uncle Ben on us!
“It is not your heart I am after this night.”
Yaasss Laeta!!! Queen!!! Get that Sparty d while he still lives!
Look at this fool trying to look happy about his absolutely idiotic decision. Fucking idiot from the lands east of the Rhine. 🤦 Poor Nasir! 😭
Man, oh man. The mighty Caesar speared (heh) by the little shit Tiberius.
(Christian did say these weren’t their butts, and that they had butt doubles)
Crixus and Neavie really fucked their way through all the Roman blood they spilled on the way to Rome.
Yes, yes, take the time to look all satisfied and victorious. Premature celebration ring any bells???
Fuck. Fuck! FUCK! Fucking Tiberius struck them both down.
Fucks given this episode - 3
Total fucks given - 63
Fucks breakdown: S1 - 13, S2 - 30, S3 - 20
Agron, you assbutt! Stop making Nasir sad!
Do not cross the streams…
How is he still so pretty even when he’s snarling like this? 🤔
“That we are different men now.”
One of Agron’s most powerful lines in the show. *Slow clap for DeKnight*
Fuck off, Craevia! While you both spiral into your revenge-fueled madness, Agron is ascending into the higher ground we call Character Growth™️
And yet in matters of the heart he remains the idiot from the lands east of the Rhine *sigh*
You really did it this time, Aggy. Stuck your foot way down your throat. No one commands Nasir anymore. Not even you who holds his heart.
“‘Tis a mad fucking plan. The sort I most favor.” *mad laughter*
Of course is it, you mad fucking man. 🤣
If Sabinus had not died during Decimation, Kore would not have been subject to Tiberius’ wrath. Such is the life of a slave. In the end, it’s Crassus’ fault.
You’re a fucking liar, Naevia. And Gannicus knows better than to trust you again.
Agron confronts Caesar, even if he doesn’t know his name yet.
Fucks given this episode - 7
Total fucks given - 60
Fucks breakdown: S1 - 13, S2 - 30, S3 - 17
*Ew, boobs!* Agron thought with a sneer. 🤣
Ah Kore. If only you had been born Roman. These two’s relationship is kinda tragic because I do think Crassus really loves her. In as much as he can allow himself to.
Nemetes’ treachery and depravity knew no bounds. Truly disgusting. A pity no one ever found out about him and Saxa even called out his name in honor in 3.09. I spit on his dishonorable corpse.
This was Caesar’s most compassionate moment in the whole show. I love the way the writers really highlighted that there are many sides and layers to everyone, regardless of which side they’re on. Except Nemetes. And maybe Glaber.
Fucking idiots, the lot of you. I don’t understand how Spartacus can still see them as brothers after this.
I hate Tiberius, but Sabinus did NOT deserve that. Fucking Romans.
“Keep watch over the Cilicians. You seem to favor their fucking company!”
That was just unfair, Agron! Poor hurt bb Nasir had no idea what happened. 🥺
Look at this fool’s gobsmacked face when he saw Castus with Nasir. Idiot. I’d smack you upside the head if I could reach it.
Also, look at the fauxhawk sticking out the back of his head 😂
Fucks given this episode - 6 (That’s just the first half of the episode. What wonders lie in the second half?)
Total fucks given - 59
Fucks breakdown: S1 - 13, S2 - 30, S3 - 16
It was so hard to get a clear ss of him in this scene coz he was moving around so much. Doesn’t he look adorable all flustered and overwhelmed by the escaped slaves? *pinches cheek*
Fucking German snake. 🤬
Agron, darling, let the lady speak. You brought her over to Spartacus and yet talked over her the whole time. Manners, my boy.
Can I just say how hot it was to see Nasir just nonchalantly draw his sword and start decapitating a dead Roman upon Spartacus’ orders? Also Saxa being so gleeful in performing the task lol.
The Roman snake appears. And the seemingly depraved sexual sct from previous episodes is revealed as a cunning plot to aid in infiltration of the rebel camp. Gotta hand it to him though, he is dedicated.
Really can’t resist his snarling face. *smooshes cheeks*
My, my. Agron is in fine form this episode. 5 fucks and only just 10 minutes in!
The fucking snakes meet and acknowledge their mutual treacherous nature.
Look at him scowling at Laeta when she’s not even looking in their direction to appreciate the ferocity 🤭
Boy Friends Tiberius and Sabinus share a tearful hug in advance of Decimation.
(Well, what do you know. Imma need a part 2 for this episode too. Just too much happening to fit in only 10 photos!)
Fucks given this episode - 3 (so far)
Total fucks given - 50
Fucks breakdown: S1 - 13, S2 - 30, S3 - 7
Agron’s back in fine form! With a 1 - 2 fuck in one conversation. Good going, Aggy!
Bless the costume department for this harness masquerading as armor. 👌
I never really liked Crixus, but I did like Naevia and had hoped for her to heal. But it was in this moment that I knew - this was the start of their fall into madness. Driven by PTSD, sure. But I have always been of the mind that past abuse and trauma are no excuse to become the very monster that plagued us. They may be the explanation and cause for becoming the monster, but not an excuse or justification.
Gannicus was kinda wishy washy. He never saw the need to punish innocents, as we saw when he made that naive attempt to exchange Ilithyia’s life for Sura’s. But he also didn’t try very hard to put a stop to this atrocity.
And the money grubbing weasel had room in his greedy heart for compassion. Well, he IS still a Roman, after all, which of course will sway his view.
Oh god, I was completely horrified to hear Naevia tell Crixus of the torture she endured. And I cried for her. No one deserves that, especially not her whose only crime was to love a man desired by her domina. And I feel like it was always fated that she would never be able to recover from it. I can’t blame her tbh, but it’s just such a pity that those who suffered continue to do so with the bitter memories that dog their steps.
Agron can’t help cursing the gods yet again over worries about their food supply. Gotta hand it to the Aedile, he was savvy enough to ruin the grain, knowing it’s one major resource the rebels are after.
LMAO Agron and Gannicus are NOT amused with Heracleo copping a feel and stealing a kiss from the Bringer of Rain. 🤣😆
And yet more cackling at Tiberius and Sabinus’ faces when the fucking Mummius snubs them in favor of Caesar. 🤭
Well, first time I need a part 2 for the fuck count/recap. Too much happening and it’s not even halfway through the episode.
We haven’t even gotten to the smut yet.
Fucks given this episode - 1 (fuck it, I’m counting one by proxy via Nasir since Agron was strangely clean of mouth this episode)
Total fucks given - 47
Fucks breakdown: S1 - 13, S2 - 30, S3 - 4
Fucking Agron beckoning Diotimos like this. Who gave him the right to be so yummy! *slams fist on table*
Jeezuz, something about Agron and Gannicus in this strategy planning sequence is really pushing all the right buttons. I mean, seriously, look at these beefcakes. Assholes.
Omfg Gannicus’ little ponytails! He actually has 2 behind each ear! 🤣 These rebels have the best hairstyles.
Tiberius and his
boyfriend, Sabinus. At this point in time, he was just a spoiled little brat, but at least he still felt some measure of care towards Kore.
This Attius is really growing on me. Like, I know he’s a money-grubbing weasel but at least he’s honest about it 😆
Fuck by proxy - 1
It doesn’t seem like I’ll be getting one from Agron in this episode, so I’m just gonna count the one said by Nasir. 🤷
I am unreasonably amused by Gannicus’ undies and chaps getup. 🙈
Ohhh Spartacus is NOT happy about the slaying of innocents. Breaks my heart. 😔 But unfortunately this is what happens when your forces grow uncontrollably beyond your initial trusted circle.
Fucks given this episode - 3
Total fucks given - 46
Fucks breakdown: S1 - 13, S2 - 30, S3 - 3
The opening battle was damn gory but oddly satisfying at the same time. Plus, we are once again treated to slow mo shots like this, worthy of a painting.
The head bonk of love 🥰 Best life affirming act upon field of battle
God, just look at this sniveling face. I already hate his guts.
Agron, leave the d necklace alone. You’ve got the real thing just a foot or so away 😏
LMFAO Sorry Agron, ily but I just couldn’t resist using this screenshot. 🤣😂🤭
He was just so supremely offended that Spartacus isn’t taking him to sneak up on Cassinius and Furius.
G: Let us pray they are not too few.
C: I am encircled by mad fucks. And begin to count myself as one.
Gee Crixus, you only realized that NOW? 😆
It was in this scene that I knew, Crassus is no ordinary Roman. This does not bode well for Spartacus.
Agron managed to sneak in a final fuck in the last minute.
It’s the Rebel boy band about to drop their new album.
I am LOOKING at Agron and Gannicus’ perky butts 👀
Below you’ll find 27 icons (200x100) of CHRISTIAN ANTIDORMI in his role as Forrest Long on the show Roswell, New Mexico (season 2, episode 13). Bases are cropped by me. Screencaps are by @hq-screencaps. PSD is by @evansyhelp. Border is not by me. Do not claim you made them. Do not redistribute.Please like/reblog if saving.
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A prompt for forlex: (sorry if this sucks or its not what you’re looking for) protective and head over heels Forrest…perhaps him going off on M*ria and trying to keep her away from Alex. And Alex just being extremely happy and free with him
I did not intend this to be a 2x06 spite fic of sorts, but that’s what happened.
There was this spark that lit in Alex’s eyes whenever he sat at his keyboard piano. A way he bit his lower lip as his fingers hovered above the keys, a way he smiled to himself whenever he tinkered with the notes and managed an accidental, beautiful melody.
“Not bad, huh?” he’d say with a shy smile that made Forrest want to grab his face and kiss him senseless to show him just how not bad it was.
Instead, Forrest would rest his chin on his palm as he watched Alex with a fond smile that he had no hopes or desire of ever controlling.
“That’s one way of describing it,” he’d say, and Alex would blush and look away, like he couldn’t believe the complement but liked hearing his boyfriend’s praise anyway.
Forrest had a love/hate relationship with that reaction. On the one hand, Alex Manes was the cutest man alive, screw whatever anyone else said, and he was glad to be the only one allowed to see that side of him.
On the other, he hated Alex not knowing how special he was. And when he remembered the quiet confessions made in diner booths and in the small space between them in bed, Forrest knew who to blame for it all.
He was laid out on the couch now, listening to his boyfriend play around with the keys and occasionally stopping to jot something down in his song writing book, when a knock came at the door.
Alex stopped writing and looked over his shoulder, brows furrowed.
Forrest lifted his head slightly off the armrest. “You promised you’d rest today, Alex.”
He shrugged. “I have no idea who that could be.”
Forrest sighed, pushing himself to stand. “I do. No, sit down,” he said as Alex began to move off the settee. “I’ll take care of it.”
“But I —”
Forrest took Alex’s face and smothered him with kisses, turning his objections to laughter.
“Okay, okay,” Alex giggled as he grabbed Forrest’s sweater, keeping him close instead of pushing him away. “Whatever you want.”
Forrest pecked his lips once more and returned his attention to the person who had knocked again.
His smile dimmed as he opened the door and found Maria. She tilted her head in what Forrest supposed was meant to seem cute. Clearly, she wanted something.
“Hi, Forrest,” she said. “Glad to see you’re here.”
“Hey, Maria,” he said with a sigh, leaning against the doorframe, his arms crossed. “And yeah, Alex has a day off, so we’re working on some music and stuff.”
“And stuff,” she raised her eyebrows suggestively. “Well, it’s good. Alex needs a day off with his boyfriend.”
The tension in Forrest’s shoulders began to fade. “Yeah,” he said. “He does.”
“I won’t take up too much time,” she said, and the dread returned. She held up the laptop she’d been carrying in one arm and tapped it. “I just need him for, like, two minutes.”
As she moved toward the door, Forrest sidestepped to block her path, holding his hand up to keep the other side blocked, too.
“Yeah,” he said with grim resignation. “I don’t think so.”
Maria frowned at him. “Excuse me?”
“Maria, I just told you,” he said. “This is his one day off in months. Whatever you need, can’t you save it for tomorrow?”
“Alex doesn’t mind,” she defended.
“Because this is how he thinks friends are supposed to act,” Forrest said, getting more and more frustrated. Was this really how they’d been treating Alex all these years? He probably didn’t mind being taken advantage of, so it was okay?
“I want to talk to Alex.”
“I don’t really care what you want, Maria,” he said, pinching the bridge of his nose. “I think what you want has taken enough priority in Alex’s life, don’t you? If you ask him for something, he’ll feel obligated to help you. But he’s finally having some fun, let him enjoy himself.”
She scoffed, offended. “You’re acting like I’m asking him for things all the time.”
“No,” Forrest said, “that would mean talking to him. And you don’t. You just pretty much take whatever you want, don’t you?”
She looked furious. “Where’s Alex?” she demanded. “I want to talk to Alex.”
Forrest checked over his shoulder to make absolutely sure Alex couldn’t hear them, and stepped down. “Why?” he asked. “Think if you’ll keep pushing, you’ll get what you want from Alex again?”
She blanched. “I… I don’t —”
“Oh, I think you do,” he said, somehow managing to keep his voice steady. “But, see, that won’t work this time. Because I’m here. And Alex knows that if he says no to you, I’ll still be here to keep him safe, to tell him it’s okay, to love him anyway.”
Forrest shook his head, disgusted. “I only wish Guerin had given him that same protection from you. But you both. Just. Needed him too much. Right?”
Maria stood, horrified and furious and near tears. Forrest didn’t care. The only person he cared about was sitting inside, creating stories with his piano. He turned and closed the door behind him, and made his way back to the living room.
“Hey,” Alex said distractedly, “who was at the door?”
Forrest sat down next to him, and kissed his shoulder. “I took care of it, Cap.”
Alex raised an amused brow at him. “Anything I need to know?”
Forrest shook his head, pulling Alex in closer by the waist and kissing his cheek, making his smile widen. At the sight and touch of him, warm and happy and safe here, Forrest felt himself able to relax again. “I took care of it, baby.”
i am rewatching the series spartacus and i realises that tiberius is played by the same guy who plays forrest long in roswell new mexico and now i cant look at either of them the same way anymore
From Christian’s IG stories on 12/11, the location he’s tagged (Wally’s) is a liquor store with shops/restaurants in Santa Monica and Beverly Hills (both Los Angeles area).
That probably means Christian’s currently NOT in Santa Fe. Since they likely won’t wrap 3x05/06 until Christmas, he could still return to New Mexico to film scenes for either or both episodes in January tho.
Vlamis and Christian are good. ❤️