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[spacesapphist]

Reel via: @ nomdecoom on Instagram

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[bonuscache]

Jesus on Friday:

Jesus on Sunday:

Am I not alive right in front of you?

The crowd™: No, you literally have to show us the wounds to ~prove it~ . SMILE NOW 📷 ✨✨

Jesus, sighing:

#is it too late for Easter jokes? #jesus #Pierce brosnan #James bond #Carlos Sainz #Christian jokes #Landon Norris

[biblegumchewontheword]

Daily Devotion Romans 12:14-16

Give God all the time he deserves!

Jesus showed us how to love: forgive, weep, and bring joy. At Christmas, we celebrate God's love for us, taking away our sorrows and sin. Through Jesus, we find grace, forgiveness, and compassion. He invites us to serve and share his message of peace.

Lord Jesus, your love for me was unconditional, even when I was undeserving. May I reflect your compassion in my actions and words, and help others in the same way you have helped me. Guide me to be a blessing to those around me. Amen.

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[multifan113]

Dad Jokes

Jesus: I'm the son of God

Pharisees: No way!

Jesus: Yahweh

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[lalaland-e]

I've decided I don't make enough Christian content. I'm but a PHONY! A FAKE! A LIAR! UNLEASH ALLL THE UNENDING LOVE I HAVE TO GIVE! I LOVE JESUS! AND HE LOVES YOU! HUZZAH! :)

 What's that? You're tired of scrolling through shows and want a good drama series? Read the bible! What's that? You hate drama and just want something that'll make you happy? Read the bible! What's that? you hate happiness and only want to cry? Read the bible! What's that? You just don't feel like it? Open the door. I'm outside.

*Ahem* And remember! God made you special, and he loves you very much. *laughs in VeggieTales*

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[itsalittlebitfunny]

If Jesus Isn't A Therapist, Why Is He Called Wonderful Counselor?

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[inyujidraws]

Shoot forgot to post this yesterday. Has this joke been done? Happy late Easter and Good Friday I guess. Done also with Affinity Designer and Inkscape. 

Shirt available on Etsy and Threadless

#jesus christ #last supper #among us #christian jokes #parody #sus #easter #graphic design #shirt design

[rated-a-for-awesome]

I had a vision

#pride #religion #my post #queer #queer jokes #pride jokes #christians #Christian jokes #im quite proud of it

[cimerran-714]

Here's a joke about Jesus I found. If it offends the person who's reading this, apologies in advance.

So, Jesus is walking along the road.

He performs his miracles, forgives sinners, and in general does all those classical Jesus-y things.

Then he comes upon a small crowd that's preparing to stone a young woman, whom they're accusing of being an adulteress.

Jesus can't have that, of course, so he walks up to the accused, stands beside her, and tells the angry mob:

"Let whoever among you who is without sin, be the first to cast a stone at her."

People start hesitating, getting second thoughts, dropping their stones to the ground, murmuring "When you put it like that...", and overall feeling foolish and bigoted.

But then an elderly woman in the back of the crowd bends down, picks up a sizeable rock, takes aim, and hits the poor girl straight in the head.

Jesus sighs, looks over at the old lady, and says:

"You know, sometimes you really tick me off, Mom."

#bible verse #christ #jesus christ #funny jokes #jokes #christian jokes #offensive jokes #hell yeah #jesus #bible shitpost

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

#still not really sure what part of this joke was funny? #cuz if the prank had worked #then they would have made an 8 year old think she had lost her family and been rejected by god #which isn’t really much of a joke #Christian’s are weird yall #pirateprincessjess

[fukusigma]

My partner, who never remembers what’s the name for the equinox: when’s the apocalypse?

#we have a date for the apocalypse now? #apocalypse #christian jokes #i’m not really christian

[biblegumchewontheword]

How many times God has failed me 😲

None 😅

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[alex-valdeezy]

#Christian jokes #God not Guard #😂😂😂

[talisidekick]

If a transgender person asks you to deadname and misgender them in front of certain people. Misgender them and deadname them in front of those people. It doesn't matter how icky or gross it may feel, it doesn't matter you'd rather be honest. It doesn't matter if there's more of you there. Certain people aren't safe, and honesty IS NOT the best policy when honesty could put them at serious risk. It doesn't matter if there's a crowd, because when there isn't shit goes down.

Be an ally, do what they ask. Understand that the trans person knows more about their situation than you do, and this includes who's safe and who's not. Some one can be "trans friendly" to other people, but not to people they know or specific people. Do as the trans person asks, yes it's uncomfortable, but it's 10 times worse if the person we don't trust finds out. 100 times worse if they have access to us when you're not around.

Respect trans peoples safety. Misgender and deadname when asked.

#trans #transgender #lgbt+ #lgbtq+ #2slgbtqia+ #lgbt #transfem #transmasc #transneutral #there is a post about this on my blog but it reminded me of my own situation #my whole family knows I'm out and I didn't want them to #my entire extremely christian catholic and mormon extended family knows because I let my sister tell my parents because we weren't talking #now I live in constant damn fear I'm going to get a message forwarded from family to the point I blocked my own parents #these are dangerous people who will stop at nothing to ruin my life if they find me so I'm going to ask I get deadnamed and misgendered #in front of them #i'm going to lie that it's a joke so I can live my life in relative peace.

[gangrenetickween]

Devil was probably pissed when Newton invented gravity.

#science #issac newton #newton’s Law #gravity #apple #Christian #christian jokes #serpent #garden of eden #joke #funny #please think I’m funny #hot science girlies #i am in love with you #and definitely not my best friend who has a boyfriend #but I’m actually not #I don’t think #well I mean clearly

[efraim7praise]

Wedding Cake Blues

A Baker was asked to print 1 John 4:18 (ESV) on a wedding cake, which reads “There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear.” Photo by Brent Keane on Pexels.com The Baker forgot to print the number 1 before John and instead printed John 4:18 (ESV). This verse reads, “For you have had five husbands, and the one you now have is not your husband.” Source: Jolly Notes Source:…

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