#christmas dinner

[thelifeofsharks]

Christmas Dinner.

#funny #the life of sharks #sharks comic #cartoon #sharks #humor #humour #webcomic #comic #comics #christmas #christmas dinner

[epicqtefail]

would you kiss him? 🥺

merry lick crimemass <3

#christmas dinner

[mochinek0]

Daminette December 2023: 2-Framed

Bruce heard the door bell ring and looked at his watch.

'Right on time.'

He opened the door to see Commissioner James and Barbara Gordon. He had invited them over for Christmas Dinner. Out of the corner of his eye, Bruce spotted his granddaughter running towards them.

"We were framed!" Amaya shouted, "We were framed!"

Barbara began to laugh, "Did Jason teach you that?"

"No." Amaya answered, looking confused.

"I'll take a look in a moment." Bruce answered, guiding her away from the door.

She quickly ran away.

James Gordon chuckled, "Already teaching her to run away from the law, I see."

Bruce chuckled in response, "New family portrait was hung up today."

"Ah." James answered as he entered the manor.

Amaya ran through the kitchen.

"I was framed!" she shouted.

Jason picked her up, "That's right! Anyone who thinks otherwise, you tell me."

"The portrait." Bruce spoke.

Jason took note of the Gordon's in the doorway.

"That's what I meant." he replied.

Bruce just sighed.

Jason smiled, "Let's go see that frame, Kiddo."

Amaya ran past her grandfather and his guests. She quickly spotted another one of her uncles.

"I was framed!" she cried out to Dick.

"Jason!" he yelled out.

"The portrait, you Idiot!" Jason replied.

Amaya smiled, "Idiot!"

Dick smiled, "Good luck."

"Let's go see that frame." Jason stated, hoping to change the subject.

"I was framed!" Amaya cried out, again.

Jason made his way with Amaya towards the main parlor. The portrait was suppose to go over the fireplace mantle. Before they could enter the doorway, Marinette and Damian came down the stairs.

"Maman. Baba." Amaya shouted, "We were framed!"

"Oh!" Marinette spoke, "Is it up already?"

Amaya nodded, happily.

"Let's go see it, then." Damian commented.

Jason quickly took the opportunity to run out the front door. Damian looked on as his older brother ran.

'Why did he run? We're suppose to look at it as a family.'

"Yay!" his daughter shouted, " Let's go, Idiot!"

Damian turned to the door, but Marinette grabbed his arm.

"Later, Habibi." she smiled.

Damian smirked in return and picked up their daughter. When the three of them walked in, they found everyone else already there.

"Where's Jason?" Bruce questioned.

"Hiding." Damian stated.

"Why?" Barbara asked.

"Let's just say he taught Amaya a new word and decided to run before we found out, seconds later." Marinette answered.

Bruce sighed and began to reveal the painting, knowing Jason was still lurking around. He probably was outside looking in with a sniper scope he had in his leather jacket. He was just glad that Damian wasn't chasing after him, at the moment.

"I was framed!" Amaya shouted as the portrait revealed Bruce with his sons, Marinette and Amaya.

"Yes, you were." Damian spoke.

Marinette simply smiled at the painting of her family. 

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#daminette december 2023 #daminette #damian wayne #marinette dupen chang #mlb x batfamily #mlb x dc #amaya wayne #bruce wayne #comissioner gordon #barbara gordon #jason todd #dick greyson #framed #family portrait #christmas dinner #mochinek0

[magicaloxford]

A sparkling evening at an Oxford college 🌟! Happy Holidays *･ﾟ✧!

#academia #classic academia #college #christmas #candles #oxford #university of oxford #mine #academia aesthetic #candlelight #holiday lights #wine #christmas dinner #coffee #academia moodboard #university #moodboard #cozyblr #yuletide #wood paneling

[kindahornydude]

Me, my uncle, and his two sons were leaning back in our seats after the Christmas dinner. We really glutted ourselves tonight since no one else had shown up to the meal this year. So much food on the table made us so hungry, we didn’t realize it was all gone until we each had undone our pants.

*uuuurrpp* “Damn that was a great meal! Haha I might need to buy some new pants tomorrow for us all huh?” Uncle Stan said to us, rubbing his enlarged belly. My cousins both moaned and belched next to me, tugging on their waistbands in attempt to go easy on their new growth.

“Fuck dude…I feel like I’m gonna bust outta this pair…” one cousin said.

“Same bro, I can’t move…*urp* or breath…fuck!” The other guy said. We all slept very well…and very heavy.

#ate too much #big boy #belly boy #christmas dinner #need bigger pants

[fallingforchristmasworld]

#the table is set #candle light dinner #christmas eve #christmas dinner #spiritual vibrations #spiritualinspiration #christmas spirit #cozy evening #dinner time #family dinner #christmas time #it is christmas #have yourself a merry little christmas

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was having Christmas dinner with GNF and I had to get my “bi clothes” on. It was also like, the middle of the night.

#dream #christmas #dinner #gnf #bisexuality #clothes #christmas dinner #georgenotfound

[yours-trudy]

Why make multiple courses when you can have just one?

#Yours Trudy #webcomic #comics #artists on tumblr #comics on tumblr #286 #christmas #christmas dinner

[christmas-baubles]

#christmas #christmas tree #Christmas Cookies #christmas eve #winter #wintercore #cozy blog #cozycore #warmcore #seasonal #seasonal blog #happy holidays #Merry Christmas #xmas #fairy lights #christmas lights #Christmas decor #christmas dinner

[vavandeveresfan]

Have a Merry Addams Christmas!

#christmas #the addams family #christmas dinner #morticia addams #gomez addams #wednesday addams #pugsley addams #lurch #uncle fester #grannie addams #charles addams #the new yorker #new yorker cartoon #christmas humor

[itsbansheebitch]

What to Bring up at this Holiday Dinner

If life begins at conception, then all men are transgender. Happy coming out, ya'll!

#lgbt #lgbtq+ #lgbtqia #lgbtq #lgbtq community #queer #queer community #trans rights #politics #us politics #reproductive rights #thanksgiving #christmas #holiday #xmas #christmas dinner #holiday dinner #hanukkah #jewish holidays #christian holidays #winter #winter aesthetic #fall aesthetic #lol #lmao #memes #humor #haha

[kittybangx]

Haven’t posted for awhile. But merry crisis for yesterday!

#follow for follow #follow #follow me #girls with tattoos #girls with curves #girls with piercings #gothicc #tattooed #big bootie #curvy #alt #Christmas #crisis #merry crisis #merry Christmas #cherries #cooking #house wife #wife material #Christmas dinner #cook #goth #goth girl #cute #cute girls #tumblr #cute girls of tumblr #tumblr girls #reblog #reblog my posts

[graciliswindowsill]

In the Christmas dinner right now and managed to have a sip of veuve clicquot and well ... somehow Arthur is more understandable now

#and now to get my hands on some cheap wine for the rest of the dinner #its beginning of summer here so unfortunately start with a cocoa is not an option #sorry arthur I'm not dressed gay enough for the occasion 😭 #tap #the amelia project #christmas dinner

[thewordappreciationsociety]

#winter #christmas #christmas dinner #???

[lichtberg]

Our Hopes In Aspik

Unsere Hoffnungen in Aspik

acrylics on stretched bedsheet, 60 x 50cm, 2023

https://www.instagram.com/jmdauer/?hl=de

#aspik #christmas #dinner #couple #70s #70s dinner #pudding #dinner party #christmas dinner #christmas eve #airbrush #artists on tumblr #painting #art #airbrush art #contemporary art #new contemporary #contemporary painting

[jess-the-reckless]

'Tis the season of farting about in the kitchen. Quite delighted with how these vegetarian nut roasts came out. Uncooked, ready for the freezer, another thing I don't have to prepare on Christmas Day. I would drop a recipe, but I was just busking with these, I'm afraid. I took a package of Merchant Gourmet peeled and roasted chestnuts, a brioche bun from clearing out the freezer yesterday, maybe 100g of mixed nuts (almonds, walnuts, cashews), and pulverised the lot in the food processor. Then I added a whole minced yellow onion for moisture, and an egg to bind. For seasonings I went with warm Christmas spices - cinnamon, nutmeg, and allspice, along with plenty of salt and fresh ground black pepper. Oh, and some dates. I finely chopped three or four pitted dates and stirred them in just to add a pop of sweetness to accompany the sweet spices. Not too much, though, because the chestnuts add sweetness of their own. This is a savoury dish, but I like to lean into the Christmas flavours. A spoonful of dried cranberries would also work well, I think, but I only had dates on hand.

I usually stuff this into a lined loaf tin to bake, but I had to do two this year, so instead I lined a large round cutter with greaseproof paper, brushed it with sunflower oil, and stuffed the mixture down hard. Then they went into the freezer. Not sure what comes next as regards them keeping their shape while baking, but I might construct a foil collar to sit on top of the paper wrap. Will probably defrost them Christmas Eve then bake for about 20-25 minutes at 200C on Christmas Day itself.

#food #christmas dinner #making a mess #vegetarian