Santa Claus' sleigh breaks down over northern Germany.
"Bah," he exclaims, looking down... "Hamburg."
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A copy of A Christmas Carol just fell on my toe. Hurt like the Dickens.
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Merry Christmas!!!!
Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
I don't know, who is?
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My dads phone gives him a joke every day. He hasn’t shown us one in a while but this is todays.
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What do sheep say to wish each other a Merry Christmas?
"Fleece Navidad"
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Saw this on Facebook and thought it was funny Shsbhdhd
GOOSE ON THE MOOSE 😂🤣
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Oh my gosh, O’Anon, let me see. I’ve got a couple that I really like. I’ll give you more than one! These jokes will sleigh.
What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
What do you call an outlaw who steals Christmas wrapping products from the rich to give to the poor? Ribbon Hood.
What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed? Cookie sheets!
What are the best books to read during the holidays? The Lord of the Five Golden Rings, No Country for Old Menorahs, For Whom the Jingle Bells Toll, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secret Santas, and Frankincense and Sensibility
And finally…People act like the North Pole and the South Pole are exactly the same, but really, there's a whole world of difference between them.
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"Christmas is just Cismas without the hrt"
English speakers have received an immense blessing they don't really deserve.
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For my Xmas-celebrating peeps:
Why did Santa stop going down chimneys?
Claus-trophobia.
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