#chuck was so very trans like god he was and i love it
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YOU. give me your jonah magnus headcanons
oh FUCK yes.
let me preface this by saying I could talk about this piece of shit for HOURS. also these range from completely random trivia things to silly to oddly specific. also I may have projected a bit too much but oh well, that's what fictional babygirls are for
- I'm a trans Jonah truther. but also he'd been going exclusively by he/him pretty much his whole life until someone in the middle of an argument called him "it" and he had one of those "wait am I even a person" moments and since then he does not know wtf he is. is he a man? is he a thing? is he a creature? is he a concept? none of the above? all of the avobe? who knows. not even the Eye knows what's going on with that.
- he grew up on the outskirts of Edinburgh, and he has very mixed feelings about it. like on one hand he did not like it and was overjoyed to leave, but on the other that is his home and you will not disrespect it. to this day if anyone talks shit about Edinburgh or Scotland in general he has to stop himself from acting bothered about it.
- I'm sorry but I can smell his daddy/mommy issues from MILES away (he has both).
- he used to be super self-conscious. the "shit they're all staring at me but I need to pretend to be confident and respectable so fuck it" sort of way.
- he was especially insecure about his freckles. he was convinced they made him look like a little kid (which is not true, freckles are gorgeous and fuck anyone who thinks otherwise).
- he's always had a huge staring problem. and he originally had really big eyes so if anyone caught his interest they'd just be doing their thing and then turn around and catch him like 👁️_👁️.
- also he was always that kid that asked too many questions, especially regarding god (another thing I can smell from miles away is the religious trauma).
- he was born on november 13th 1787 (a tuesday the 13th, which in some cultures is believed to be a bad luck day, like friday the 13th) and officially founded the Institute on his 31st birthday (november 13th 1818, a friday the 13th).
- he has a collection of lover's eyes gifted by his many boyfriends acquaintances. he's got them all in a little box at his place and he remembers the exact moment each was gifted to him.
- I'm not going to get into how I imagine the time between when Barnabas got chucked into the Lonely and when he went to get his bones (it would take far too long) but this bitch was Not Having A Good Time. those broken glasses and torn pages Barny mentioned in his last letter? all him baby.
- also after Barnabas died he had a period of a couple weeks where he did not speak. not one word. he looked completely normal otherwise but people did notice. after that he just acted like nothing had happened and pretended to be clueless when people asked him about it.
- speaking of Barnabas's bones, he got a quill made of the bones in the ring finger of his left hand. he never uses it (no occasion is special enough) but he takes it with him any time he leaves the Institute for longer than a day (he couldn't take it with him to jail though :( ).
- speaking of leaving the Institute, he travels surprisingly rarely. it's not that he doesn't like traveling or that he can't afford it, he simply doesn't do it.
- Jonathan Fanshawe's last letter hurt him far more than he expected, and so did Albrecht's death. he thought he wouldn't feel much after Barny's death but that shit hit him.
- his eyesight gets worse every time he gets a new body. as Elias his glasses are so thick it's almost comical.
- he loves fluffy blankets with a PASSION.
-but he despises fluffy sweaters. he cannot wear them.
- he also loves pillows, cushions etc. he has at least 10 in his bed.
- you can't tell me his egotistical ass doesn't spend AT LEAST 2 hours getting ready every day (and 50% of that time he spends just staring at himself, checking that every minute detail is absolutely perfect).
- he's a raging hypochondriac. this man (gender neutral) will sneeze once and he's already thinking about his next body.
- his favorite cake flavour is red velvet. also black forest cake reminds him of Albrecht.
- as much as I like the joke of Jonah being the Lukases communal bootycall, he actually despises most of that family.
- aside from his long list of "acquaintances", he did have a super short fling with Simon Fairchild. Simon still jokes about it to this day and Jonah hates him for it.
- when he's angry or under a lot of stress he'll just stop blinking. like he usually doesn't blink as often as The Average Human, but if he's mad he'll just stop entirely. this started happening after the failed Watcher's Crown, but he didn't notice it until one time Gertrude pointed it out (that was a fun conversation, I might write something about this eventually).
- sometimes he'll forget or just not feel like doing normal bodily functions like eating or sleeping, and when he remembers that he has to in order to, you know, function, he gets so mad about it (why are human bodies so high maintenance and so unreliable at the same time istg).
- he used to be a sacredy cat. not anymore because he can See when people are close to him, but if you were to come up behind him to scare him back in the day he would leap.
- he has an odd fondness for amaranth flowers. I doubt he's a plant person but he likes those a lot (and tbh now that I think about it the mental image of plant mom Jonah makes me very soft. he'd tell the plants his Evil Plans and shit).
this is all I could think of off the top of my head but I'll probably add more as time goes by. I loved finally listing my headcanons for this little fucker so thanks for giving me the chance lol
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FUCKDUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKUFCKUFKCUFKCVUKV STANPEDEE STATURDAY THOUGHTSD I FUCKING GUESS OH MY GOD OH MY FUCKINGV GOD FUCKING TRIGUN FUCK
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SHIT
OH MY GOD
elendira is such a little drama queen bitch i love her, annoying little sister coded, can i get 5 more of these little blonde bitches
WE ALL FUCKING CALLED IT I WAS SUCH A PEDDLER OF THIS THEORY BUT I WASNT EXPECTING IT THIS EPISODE I REALLY LIKED HOW IT WAS DONE IM GOING NUTS A LITTLE BIT
MERYLLLL MERYL MERYL OH MY GOD the fact the derringer still has his blood on it makes it SO FUCKING GOOD her pressing the button to go back up w her red raw eyes and loading the derringer w shaky hands oh my god im going fucking nuts im obsessed
BANGER vashwood moments this ep how r u guys doin
SCARS SCARS SCARS SCARS SCARS
FUCK the fact conrad has just been using human kids as bases for clones of knives.... the extent of his experiments, absolutely fucking vicious i love how much they are pushing that he is truly a piece of shit
knives' little eye on his.. knife. epic swag begging for some more body horror
let us not forget roberto got merked by a little trans girl. i support trans rights and trans wrongs, rip bozo ill miss u
nick continuing to treat other eye of michael experiments like siblings he is their annoying big brother who they all hate♡
"wolfwood. thank you for everything" pff gay u'll see him tomorrow i bet
vashs smarmy lil wave at meryl and roberto while A) roberto was fucking dying (unbeknownst to him tbf) and B) meryl was screaming at him thru the glass not to go bc it was a trap. very vash of him.
VASH AND WOLFWOOD GETTING CAUGHT BY THE POLICE BC VASH FUCKING SNEEZED then wolfwood fucking punching him in the head for it which was the most vashwood moment ever THATS their dynamic... 2 me...
JULY LOOKS FUCKING AWESOME its like this super cool mix of steampunk and cyberpunk i really fuck w it, LOVE the culture in it too i love the idea of other cultures being alive on nomans land not just american
zazies lil "aw man. >:(" wen meryl n roberto just walked off with conrad THEY R SO PATHETIC i love them. best antagonist.
wolfwood getting the scar reveal scene instead of meryl is a little weird but oddly enough? i dont mind! ik im a stark mash head but im unbothetrd (looks like shes gnna go in to save him next ep anyway n im BUZZIN 4 that)
roberto sat FUCKING DYING in the elevator and just bein like "im 2 sober 4 this :/" bitch im gnna miss u
KNIVES SAYING HES GNNA REBUILD VASH THEN CHUCKING HIM IN A BIG PLANT VAT?????? RRRGGHEHFHFHGGRGFG GOING NUTS
we r gathered here 2day 2 mourn the loss of roberto deniro, we all knew u were gnna die, we all called it but man? u were great while we had u, bringing a certified smarmy depressed alcoholic uncle vibe to the group that was so much fun in contrast with the others, rip bozo, gnna miss u big boy
anyway fuck fuck man mother fucker fuck shit man shit fuck fuck motherfcukdf come back next week for more
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Stranger Things Season 4 Thread!!!!!!!!
04 01
theres NO realistic way in hell some kid was chucking that shit every damn day and making it !!!!!!!!! bro would have smacked someone in the fucking FACE by now!!!!!
starting off with a freak ass routine gotcha gotcha gotcha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aGAGGLE OF BALD CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its been. 4 minutes and im already so uncomfortable with how they hold the kids hands to lead them around lmao
Brenner cant draw for SHIT girl if that was me id tell him i dont know bc its fucking UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH. HES RIGHT.
GOD hes. i hate hate hate hate hate hate his fucking face it makes me so uncomfortable.
GIRL HELLO !!!!!!!!! DAMN LMAO
EXPLODES THEM EXPLODESTHEM EXPLODES THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the TONE shift from the last season is really getting to me girlie like that last one didnt feel REAL and this one feels VERY present. even with the rainbow visuals in the room?
OUGHH GOD HES SO UNCOMFORTABLE.
HIS EXPRESSIONS ARE SO ???? HIS GASP SEEING A DEAD KID??? IDK HOW TO PLACE IT.
damn girlie what did you do !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EL'S !!!! FUCKING AUTISM ACCENT? LOVE HER. LOVE HER.
ARGYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GODIM SO EXCITED TO MEET HIM !!!!!
I CANT PUT INTO WORDSS HOW MUCH I LOVE THE TONE SHIFT AND THEM BEING OLDER AND EL'S LETTER TO MIKE BEING !!!! SO.
THEYRE ALL SO BIG NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KAREN LOOKS SO CUTE AND TED? KILLS HIM.
SUZZIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND DUSTIN <3333333 THEYRE SO CUTE
STEVE AND ROBIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PEOOPLE WHO LIKE BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK ING STE VE. BI MEN AND THEIR LESBIAN BESTIES ???
MAX IS NOT BEATING THE TRANS MASC ALLEGATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT NOW NOT EVER NOT IN MY HEART
UCAS LOOK SO FU CKING GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIS HAIIRRRRRR
WHO TH FUCK IS THIS ARCHIE LOOKING WHITE MAN ?????
THEIR PANTS ARE TEAR AWAY ? I GUESS THOSE HAVE A FUCKING USE .... WHEN IT COMES TO SPORTS ? BUT STILL KAJDSHKJHADS
IM FU CKING KAJHDKJAHSD. THEY DIDNT DIE SO WE WOULD LOOSE AT BASKETBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP
Lucas is making a good ass point butalso im so sorry he doesnt wanna be a loser nerd freak anymore :pensive:
the fu cCKING RUSSIANS LAKJSHDAKSJHDKJ HDAMN GIRLIE HOLY SHIT BE CAREFUL ? EW. EW? WHOSE THE LITTLE WHITE WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH ELL BABY YOU GOT THIS. YOU GOT THIS!!!! GO AUTISM GIRLIE!!!!!!!!
IM GONNA KILL. EVERYONE IN THAT ROOM. !! PLEASE LET HER JUST. OUGHHGH GODD. WILL TEARING UP TOO. FUCKING EXPLODE HER!!!!!! EXPLODE THAT FUCKING. BITCH HOLY SHIT ?
WILL IS.
MAX ?? QUEER WHATS WITH THE... GREEN SCRUNCHIE?? THAT THE OTHER GIRLIES HAVE
LUCAS approaching Max who... is the only one who is like ? LOUDLY suffering with shit after watching Billy die and be traumatized vs the core group not NOT being traumatized but handling it VERY DIFFERENTLY ? like they always "bounced back" and Max isn't
o h JESUS WHAT THE FUCK HELLO ?????? bro aksjdhkasjhakhkKJHDFKJSDHFKJH DAMN I WOULD NOT HAVE LEFT THAT BATHROOM HELLO WHAT THE FUCK
Eddie doesnt SOUND like i thought he would ???? AKDHAKDJH i forgot about the hanky code my mans wearing
dustiinnNNSFNKJKSJH DUSTIN. AKJSDH!!!!!! MIKE'S FACE.
Eddie's vibe is. AKHASKDJASHD like my ex boyfriend from highschool
MURRYYYY !!! MISSED HIM. LOVE HIM. RIP ALEXEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she has nIPPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARGYLE AKSJHDKASJH!!!!!!!!!! MOPEY DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NANCY LOOKS SO CUTE!!!
ARGYLE CALLING HIM A FUCKING GOOD BOY KJHSDKAHADSKJHADSKJH YELLING
im sorry literally N OON wants to play DnD you just have to find the gay people !!!!!!!!!!!!!! (40 years from now)
Out h ere being Mentally ill in da Woods as you do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what gay ass drugs are we selling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh hes DRAMATIC fucking theater kid. that man's NOT STRAIGHT !!!! and also defenitely has ADHD. chewing on his fucking HAIR !!! stimming i see u !!
EL BABY GIRL IM SO SORRY I WAN T TO EXPLODE THE WORLD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO KILL FOR HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOY SHIT . MAKE THEM PISS THEIR PANTS GIRL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OO OoOOO H BABAKJSHD I FORGOT HER POW ERS ARENT ,,, WO RK ING,,, ABY IM,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, THIS IS FUCKING PAINFUL.
tHE focus not having been on Will the entire time except for a snippet here and there is REALLY NICE ACTUALLY likE!!! IDK BUT IT IS. TTHAT MANS FIGURING OUT HES QUEER TOO
MURRY JADKASLASKLJSADKJ !!!! MY MAN ABSOLUTEL LOSING HIS MIND
sTEVE IM AKSDJHS SORRY GIRLIE LMAOOOOOO fuc kinggGGGG TAMMMYYYYY AKSDJAKDHAKJSDHKAJSHD ROBINNN GIRLIEE IM SO FUCKING SORRRYY. JDKLKJDLKJFDSJLKDF I WA NNA FUCKING.
ERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BABY GIRL IS BACKKKK YEAHHHH FUCKING LOVE HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND HER HAIIIRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT WAIT FOR HER TO DESTROY EDDIE
DESTROY HIM DESTROY HIM DESTROY HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the fucking mountain dew cansssss his DM set up is so good
I JUST LOVE HOW DND IS USED AS FORESHADOWING BABEY !!!
Dusstin and Erica working together like THIS IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGH. love u lady applejack <33333
FUCKING GET IT ERICA!!!! LUCAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASSSEEEEEEEEE
YYYEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i thOUGHT he was tlking to like a lizard and not a guitar AKSJD
IS Chrissy just experiencing like a psychotic break ?? delusions??? I cant tell if its like. ACTUALLY happening to her or something to do with the UD ? Dissociative seizures????? DISSOCIATIVE SEIZURES AND THE UD ?????
FEEL LIKE ALL THE SPIDER VISUALS AND SHIT ARE IMPORTANT AND I JUST DONT KNOW HOW YET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH IS THIS VECNA ? SIR !! YOURE. WET :/
BRO HELLO WHAT
KING WHAT DOES THAT M EAN
ASDASKJHD KASHDKASJH SORRY TO EDDIE WHO THOUGH YEAHHH A FRIEND :3c
GIRL WAHT THE FUCK EXORCIST SHIT HOLY HSHKJASJK LSHAJKHAD HE RE YEB ALLS!!!!!!!!! BROOOO AKSJDHKASHDKASHD
yeah so season 3 was. liike. different and now ? we're back at it!!!! we're back at it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSRRIGH alright
ending with a half song again no lyrics inchresting
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We Are Boyfriends
ASK: "hi :) (if i’m bothering you pls do tell me) could you write so eddie x ftm reader fluff? thank you sm <3" - @ilovejquinn
pairing: eddie x ftm!reader
Summary: You and Eddie decide to tell Uncle Wayne about your relationship.
Warnings: i guess very subtle themes of transphobia but not really… like, reader’s just nervous he’s gonna get told to get out or whatever, and there is a mention of people giving him weird looks for wearing masculine clothes, but its not about that. it's period typical side themes of it basically.
You were sitting on Eddie’s couch. You were nervous. You and Eddie had been best friends since like… kindergarten, so naturally he was the first person you had ever told about those confusing feelings about your gender. You didn’t understand it yourself, but you had told him you preferred boys clothes, and having shorter hair, and that you were scared because people already gave you weird looks for dressing like a boy. He’d immediately taken you into his bathroom and cut your hair for you, it looked atrocious, he did not know how to cut hair. But it made you feel all the more better. He also made a promise to grow out his hair, to contrast yours, so you wouldn’t be the only one getting weird looks on the street.
That’s when your feelings for Eddie really kicked in. He admitted his feelings to your face about three months later, when you were getting ready for prom together and your mum wanted you to wear a dress, and you didn’t want to wear a dress and you called Eddie crying. And he came over with his suit and gave it to you to wear, he stole some slacks and a button up from Wayne for himself. You both snuck out the window and went to prom together. You got so many weird looks that night, but Eddie kept a smile on your face, especially when he told you you looked handsome. Not beautiful, not pretty, handsome. He kissed you at your doorstep when he dropped you home.
Over the month since prom, Eddie had helped you figure out that you were trans, and he’s been particularly brilliant and normal around it. As if it was nothing, not a big deal. It was perfect. You were still getting used to the compliments he’d give, and boy did he give them a lot. He’d act like you were a god or something, constantly praising the shit out of you. You loved it, because he was like, the one person who actually made you feel masculine with them. Not pretty, not dainty, handsome… beautiful was still thrown in there a lot, but you called him beautiful too.
Eddie was trotting around his room at the end of the hall, chucking his school shit back there and grabbing his campaign notebook. He wanted to bounce some ideas off you since he loved your opinion so goddamn much. He was like a puppy dog, honestly. A true golden retriever boyfriend. You were nervous, bouncing your leg with a racing heart, because Eddie wanted to tell Wayne. Today. He knew Wayne would be okay with it, Wayne was cool like that. He wasn’t bothered by queer looking people on the street and always scoffed when the papers would say some horrible shit about some gay celebrity, shaking his head before turning the page. He’d told Eddie a few times that love is love. But Eddie didn’t want to hide you from everyone anymore, and since you spent most of your time at the trailer, he wanted to tell his uncle so he didn’t have to keep sneaking you through the window or whatever. He’d promised you Wayne would be cool with it, but that didn’t stop the nerves.
“Heya, sweetheart.” Eddie bound through the trailer with a smile, plopping himself down beside you and leaning his head on your shoulder. Sweetheart always made your heart race, he was a sucker for those pet names, “How are you feeling?”
“Yeah…” You nodded slowly, “Okay.”
He looked at you and narrowed his eyes, “Don’t lie to me…” He smiled softly and smoothed a hand over your cheek, “How are you feeling?”
You locked eyes with him, “Terrified.”
He nodded, still smiling with such sweetness, “You say the word, and we’ll pull the pin on operation ‘meet the parents’, okay?”
You nodded slowly.
“Serious.” He tipped his head forward, eyes glaring up at you to show just how serious he really was, “At any point, it gets too much, we can make a run for it, yeah?”
You smiled softly, “Yeah.”
Satisfied, he turned back to his notebook, opening it up to his latest sketch. A gorey monster with bulging eyes and gross hairs sticking out of its back, “Rad, right?”
You looked at the page, and then at his dorky grin, “Looks like you.”
He dropped his jaw as he looked at you, staring in silence for a moment, “You little…” he cut himself off by wrapping his arms around you and shoving you back down into the couch, “You’re gonna pay for that.”
“Oh yeah?” you challenged, “How?”
“I’m gonna suffocate you now.” he grinned and leant over you, smothering your face with kisses.
You laughed, “It’s really working.”
“Are you not dead yet?” He laughed, “I thought you were being kissed by an angel-”
You groaned, “You’re so smug.”
He kissed the tip of your nose softly, “You make me smug. You have to stop telling me I’m beautiful, sweetheart. I’m starting to believe it.”
You giggled again and shoved his face away, bringing yourself to sit up again, “You are such a dork.”
“Mhm.” He smiled, grabbing the notebook again, “You love it.”
Your cheeks turned a little pink. You hadn’t said those words yet. You decided to keep quiet, allowing him to point out different parts of his monster, explaining what it was and what it did.
Wayne walked through the door.
“Hey Ed- oh, hey, haven’t seen you in a while, kiddo.” Wayne smiled, “Nice haircut.”
Your cheeks flushed pink, “Thanks.”
“Thought you and Ed got in a fight or somethin.” He shrugged, pulling off his jacket and hanging it by the door, “Good to have you back around.”
You looked over to Eddie, and he was smiling at you in awe, “Thanks.”
Eddie giggled, “Is that all you say… thanks?”
You shrugged.
“Well.” Wayne clapped his hands together, “I’m gonna hop in the shower before heading to work. You kids okay?”
Eddie looked at you expectantly, eyebrows raised as if to ask permission. You nodded slowly. He raised his eyebrows further, just to double check. You took a deep breath and nodded again. Eddie smiled, grabbed your hand and turned back to his uncle, “Actually, Wayne?”
He turned back around to face you both, “Yeah?”
“There’s something I wanted to talk to you about…” Eddie swallowed, now catching a case of your nerves, “Can you sit down?”
“Sure thing son.” Wayne smiled and pulled over one of their dining chairs, positioning it opposite you too. His eyes had already noticed Eddie’s hand holding yours, so he was pretty sure he already knew what was coming.
“Uhm.” Eddie cleared his throat, “I’m… were- were dating.”
Wayne nodded slowly, “Yeah…”
“B- well, I… you’re…” Eddie rubbed his face. He was never good with words.
“I’m a boy.” you looked at Wayne, and his expression didn’t change, “I’m… I’m a boy, and my name is Y/N, and Eddie and I are together because we’re… we, we just are.”
Wayne nodded slowly, “Okay.” he shrugged, “I thought so. S’why I called ya kiddo the past few years.” he leant forward to scuff up your hair.
Your cheeks turned pink, “Wh-”
He laughed, “I know everything that goes on in this trailer. You acted like more of a boy than Ed did half the time.”
Eddie stuck out his arms as if to say ‘hey, why?’. Wayne just laughed, “Good to see you both happy.” He stood up and clapped his hands together, “I’m gonna shower.”
You both just sat in silence, watching Wayne walk down to the bathroom and shut the door. You let out a deep breath. Eddie turned to you slowly with a soft smile growing, “See. What were you so scared about?”
You laughed and leaned in to hug Eddie.
“You feelin okay?” He rubbed your back softly.
“Yeah.” You nodded into his shoulder, “I’m feeling good.”
“Amazing!” Eddie said in a sing-songy voice, “How about we watch a movie, yeah? Rocky Horror?”
You rolled your eyes, pilling back from the hug, “We always watch Rocky Horror.”
“It’s a brilliant movie.” He scoffed, “Plus. I think it’s rather appropriate given the circumstances.”
You rolled your eyes and smiled, “Fine, put it on.”
He jumped up and fixed the movie before crawling back onto the couch beside you. You had taken the pleasure of laying back against the pillows, and Eddie laid himself on top of you, head on your chest as he pulled a blanket over you. You rested a hand in his hair, sifting through it softly, and the other stroking small circles on his cheek. He wrapped himself around you tightly, nuzzling the top of his head into the crevice of your neck, humming along to the opening title. He wound his ankle around your leg, his socked toes wiggling against your calf and it made you giggle. The sound vibrated through your chest and made his ear buzz. He looked up at you with a dorky smile and bright eyes,
“What?”
“That just tickled.” You smiled.
“Oh… like…” he moved a hand to your side and wiggled his fingers under the hem of your shirt, “this?”
You giggled some more, smirking and trying to pull his hand away. You slapped him on the back and he stopped, giving you a sly little smirk. He leant up to kiss your chin softly. You looked into his soft eyes, and the world seemed to disappear. He rested his chin on your chest, looking up at you as he lay there, hair crowding his face. You brushed some back out of his eyes, tucking it behind his ear.
“You’re so handsome, you know that?” he mumbled, eyes fixed intently on you, “I can’t believe you’re my boyfriend. Carved at the hands of greek gods or some shit.”
You laughed, “You flatter me.”
He shrugged, “Thank you for trusting me… and Wayne.”
You shook your head and smiled, dusting your fingers over his cheek. There was a moment before you spoke, choosing your words carefully, “It’s because I love you.”
His eyes widened and his cheeks flushed pink, all the way to the tips of his ears and the top of his chest. It was adorable. He poked his head up higher, getting a better look at you, staring down at your face to make sure you really had said what you had said, “Really?” He sounded so excited.
You smiled and nodded, “Yeah. I love you.”
He buried his face in your neck, letting out a strangled groan of relief before kissing his way up to your lips. He pulled back, soft eyes looking into yours, “I love you too.”
And then he kissed all over your face, over and over and over again, whispering those three words between every kiss. You giggled, trying to shove him away but you didn’t really want him to leave. He kissed the tip of your nose sweetly and looked into your eyes again.
“You are everything to me, sweetheart.” he smiled, kissed you once more for good luck, and laid his head back on your chest to watch the film.
You tangled your legs around his and held him close, kissing the top of his head, “You are my everything too, Ed’s.”
He smiled, cheeks flushing pink as he held you that little bit tighter.
#jay writes#we are boyfriends#eddie munson#ftm!reader x eddie#epic wayne moment#wayne & eddie#wayne & reader#ally wayne#awesome uncle wayne#queer#eddie x reader#stranger things#stranger things 4#eddie fluff#eddie x reader fluff#super fluffy
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hey, can you drop some facts about ydkj hosts? like, any kind, any hosts. it seems like you know much about them.
Oh okay! I'll only drop a few because we'd be here all day otherwise, i donate a bunch of the facts i find to trivia sections on the Jackbox Fandom wiki because i REALLY love giving out facts to people! I mostly don't since i need actual sources so they don't get removed since most of them seem like vandalism when they are very much cannon.
Also, you're getting the others, because it's my blog god damn it!
Nate supports trans women, but not trans men.
Buzz is Anglophobic.
Guy is an extremist tree hugger to the point of hating anybody who cuts one down.
Cookie Masterson's favorite activity is putting his specs on because he loves it when he can see his players.
Schmitty is uncircumcised.
Bob can mitosis.
Octoputtz shows up in MSM as a portait and in concept art: even considered to show up as a bartender!
Greg is on parole.
The Guesspionage host owns a chainsaw.
Tournament Master has a death stare so strong he can kill himself with it.
[REDACTED] has very very VERY bloodshot eyes, like RED RED, like "how is he able to see?" red.
Felicia ate the moon one time.
Todd has a son named Toby.
Dandelion isn't allowed to talk about politics.
Mr. Mayor/Old Man spent 6 of his life in a cult and lost a toenail because of it.
The Keeper is a wanted fugitive.
Capt. Chuck has a glass eye.
DODE has a mom.
The Blather 'Round hostess likes her steak well done and slathered in alfredo.
M. Bubbles as an uncle named Doug.
The Wheel of Enormous Proportions is haunted by the ghost of Elvis Presley and is very terrified of him.
Lord Tippet wears a cravat.
Rue Meringue is either on the run from the mob or the police and is very much on edge that she'll be found.
Masterson, C. has a cat nicknamed Poopsie Prime.
And that's all you're getting for now, i gotta get my work done!
#jackbox games#the jackbox party packs#jellyvision#you don't know jack#word puttz#bomb corp.#guesspionage#tee k.o.#trivia murder party#monster seeking monster#survive the internet#bracketeering#civic doodles#dictionarium#joke boat#push the button#blather 'round#job job#the wheel of enormous proportions#weapons drawn#roomerang#fun facts#ask#you asked for this so you can't get mad at me
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okay so I just watched the new ep of it’s always sunny.
It’s set in a knock-off/parody Chuck. E. Cheese place and the episode depicts the gang getting angry that things have changed since they were children.
These tend to be safety precautions and changes to bigoted stereotypes/jokes/behaviour.
For example, one of the characters was previously a disablist caricature, and Dee is upset that he no longer speaks with a stutter (Frank uses the r slur).
There’s an idea that older generations are always going to be upset about attempts to change things to be more progressive (with the gang obviously going overboard in their disgust/reaction).
Frank keeps bringing up his experiences of the place in the 50′s, which horrify the others for its overt racism and misogyny. But then the rest of them criticise the place for no longer doing the bigoted things they loved as kids.
So, as always, the gang is in the wrong here. Still, there was a bit that bothered me.
One of the animatronics, a teenaged girl, had originally been designed with realistic breasts. These had been sanded down and replaced with bubble wrap.
Dennis and Charlie react with disgust and Charlie says that “they mutilated this poor woman.”
Initially Dennis suggests that this is the work of the “god damned libs,” but when Charlie suggests that it could be religious conservatives, Dennis agrees that “lopping tits off feels like a religious move.”
So. They’re talking about top surgery, right?
They must be. The language is too specific otherwise.
But this is not a trans character. Not a real person who can make this kind of decision. Not a personal choice by somebody exercising bodily autonomy.
This is an object which was censored, presumably to protect any kids who might accidentally (or even purposefully) see the animatronic topless.
This isn’t acceptance of trans people; it’s a safety precaution.
So, the analogy doesn’t work, right? They can’t be saying “trans people should be allowed to lop their tits off if they want to.” Because there aren’t any trans people! There aren’t even any cis people (who should, of course, also be allowed to lop their tits off if they want to).
The message can only be: “people who are disgusted by this are old-fashioned, ignorant, and misinformed.”
Old fashioned, because that is the theme of the episode. The characters are upset that times have changed.
Ignorant and misinformed because of course, if you know anything about lopping off tits, you know that religious conservatives are (usually) very much opposed.
Dennis also says: “this is a sad day for women’s rights.” This could be a reference to terfs?
He, (who is currently perving on an animatronic teenaged girl) is positioning himself as an advocate for women’s rights by criticising “lopping off tits.” So, the joke is that he’s a hypocrite. He positions himself as a defender of women (and people he perceives as women) while actively harming them.
Idk. It’s not bad exactly, but it bothers me that it’s a reference to trans bodies without actually mentioning or depicting trans people.
I feel like it’s a problem that iasip has with all the issues it tackles. It lacks a certain clarity. It knows who it’s making fun of but it’s not entirely sure what the “right” position is.
It’s always making fun of racists - but is it antiracist? It makes fun of transphobes - but does it support trans liberation?
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I JUST FINISHED READING YOUR FIC (UN)FORGETTABLE AND I NEED TO JUST YELL ABOUT IT FOR A MINUTE BECAUSE IT WAS SO GOOD
I think it’s very funny that Gio turned out to be Gman, I did not suspect that at ALL it was such a jumpscare but like absolutely AMAZING
I loved the recreation of the scene where Benrey interrupts Gman while he’s talking to Gordon but with Gordon being the one to do the interrupting, oh my GOD I did not expect that to be recreated at ALL but it was SO GOOD
I found it very funny every time Benrey and Forzen interacted because if it had happened in the original stream it would have just been Scorpy talking to himself LMAO but you did a really good job distinguishing their characters despite there only being a couple minutes of Forzen content
Just all of the general nods and recreations of scenes in the original story were so good I stimmed SO HARD every time it happened oh my god!! Gordon teleporting behind the door into the test chamber and asking Benrey for ID. Benrey arguing with Gman over Chuck E Cheese being an entertainment center or restaurant. I cant think of anything else right now but oh my GOD it was so funny
I also like how in character they were even outside the context of previous RTVS bits, and it was still HILARIOUS. Benrey and Gordon fucking around with Gman in the tram scene absolutely FLOORED ME I was reading it at like 2 am when everyone else in my house was asleep and I was dying trying not to laugh and wake everyone up
Also I find it very funny that the video game was like “yeah Gordon so I’m gonna trap you here for 6 years and leave your entire family to wonder if you’re dead and slowly take all of your memories one by one until you forget even your sons name” but then it realizes he’s trans and is like “oh wait. I gotta hook him up with T tho.” LMAO
I also liked the genuine mystery of not knowing if that’s Benreys Gordon or not. Like, I had kinda a feeling but there were so many red herrings that it was genuinely a shock to find out that he had been finger spelling Joshua!! The twists!! The turns!! And it makes perfect sense that Benrey wouldn’t recognize Gordon after 6 years of being fucked up by a haunted video game, T, and depression!! My man’s tortured!! And the idea of the game slowly replacing Gordon’s memories with Gordon Freeman’s makes SO much sense oh my GOD
The fact that Gordon became physically less and less human over this time makes so much sense too. I mean bro has been exposed to so much Xen radiation and shit over the years it’s a miracle bro didn’t grow a third arm
Benreys struggle of trying to keep the fact that nothing is real from the ai was also so interesting?? Like everyone had such an interesting arc over the course of the story it was just so well written holy shit!!
POOR JOSHUA!! My little man got his bio dad taken away from him and now his other one- the chapters centered around him broke my fucking HEART. I wanna see him get reunited with them again so bad but I get not being able to finish the fic, life gets in the way you know and honestly it’s impressive you were able to write as much as you did!! You wrote a fucking novel-length fanfic with interesting plot, characters, and story completely for free??? Like what the hell?? You’re incredible and I hope ur proud of your work!!
Thank you so much for writing this incredible fic, I had such a fun week or so reading this before bed. I actually clicked on it by accident while looking for Ultrakill fanfics in someone’s bookmarks haha, but thank god I did!! I don’t think I’ve ever been this pulled in by a fic, and it was so satisfying to see it mostly finished!! Thank you so much for your work, I hope you have a wonderful day :]
Oh my god you’re gonna make me cry!! Thank you so much!!!! I’m gonna keep this screenshotted 5ever ok
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Incomplete list of spn fics that live in my head
A Game of God. Magnum opus character study/rewrite of the god!Cas arc in the form of an Iliad-esque epic tragedy and political drama detailing Cas’ rise to power and fall from grace through the post-apocalyptic angel civil war, all from Cas’ pov. Featuring angel siblinghood, black trench coat Cas, cosmic battles for dominion over heaven, a thematic exploration of what it truly means to love and be loved, and most importantly: sincere, earnest, non-toxic Crowstiel :’)
Rowena MacLeod Versus the Forces of Love. Character study slash dark comedy chronicling major events from all three centuries of Rowena’s life, from sleepy medieval Scottish peasantry to standing as the most powerful witch of all time, and her journey through closing herself off to all forms of love and connection in order to pursue power before eventually, slowly, opening up again. Canon divergent in her reunion with Crowley and relationships with the other characters.
The Merry Misadventures of Death and the Devil. Gen fic about my concept of Billie’s friendship with Crowley through the years, from her reaping of Fergus MacLeod’s soul in the 18th century all the way up to the days just before Crowley’s suicide, and all the things they got up to in between. Split pov between the two of them.
The Apocalypse According to Kevin Tran. AU where Kevin is the first prophet instead of Chuck, and the Supernatural stories are posted on his Wattpad account. Follows Kevin’s efforts to stop the world from ending, as well as a budding friendship with his protector, the archangel Raphael. Also features Tran family bonding and a more developed concept of what it means to be a prophet and the struggles that come with the constant visions and voices and such.
Claire Novak Has Some Regrets. My angel hunter Claire AU where she has powers like Lily Sunder. She travels around saving people who have been possessed by angels and hunts Cas all through the events of canon. Explores the after-effects of angel possession, and plays with Claire’s complicated relationship with Cas by complicating it EVEN further. Possible Claire/Patience?
So Tell Me (Where To Put My Love). Thee Caswena bearding fic, another character study set indistinctly after Funeralia. Closeted gay Castiel is exhausted with Dean constantly trying to set him up on dates with women but is too terrified to come out, so Rowena offers to be his (very extravagant) beard. Hilarity ensues, Winchesters are made uncomfortable, and Cas and Rowena forge a strong if unlikely friendship while learning a lot about life, love, and self-worth along the way. Features shared grief over Crowley (with past Crowstiel), discussion of Dean’s abuse toward Cas, and exploration of both Cas and Rowena’s issues.
Gaol Ise Gaol I. Gen MacLeod character study, split povs. Rowena rescues Crowley from the Empty and things get awkward fast. Turns out this romanticised idea of a son in Rowena’s head, who she thought she was ready to love, doesn’t look quite the same when he’s standing in front of her again. And turns out the death Crowley brought so willingly upon himself, that he swore was the only solution to his pathetic life, might not have been what he wanted after all. Deals with Crowley and Rowena’s broken relationship and the mental effects of surviving a suicide attempt (technically) amongst other things.
Calamity Song. AU where Max and Alicia Banes replace Dean and Sam respectively, picking up in the equivalent of season 4/5 ish. Cas saves Max from hell, and the three of them work to avert the apocalypse. Basically exploring the base concepts of Team Free Will and D*stiel but making them actually good and real and meaningful and wholesome instead of *gestures to canon* whatever the fuck that’s supposed to be. Other major characters include Tasha Banes (roughly analogous to Bobby), Crowley, Billie (as Death), Ruby, Kevin (replacing Chuck), Eileen, and Cas’ garrison. Multiple povs plus Alicia/Eileen and Cas/Max.
Devil Is Fine. AU dramedy that follows dogged newspaper reporter Cassie Robinson as she investigates various strange and supernatural happenings and exorcises a few demons along the way—saving people, helping things. Includes cameos and run-ins from a whole bunch of our favourite side characters. Overarching plot still in development, but endgame Cassie/Billie.
It Gets Better. Serious short expanding on Cas’ offscreen time in the bunker in early s11 and examining the effects that Dean’s abuse and the enforced violent hunter lifestyle has on him. Ties into the panic attack he has to flashbacks of Dean beating him when trying to leave the bunker that one time. Canon divergent ending where he gets the hell out or so help me.
Space Oddity. Alone in the bunker, Crowley bandages his hand and makes a decision. Kind of dark due to themes of suicide but I need to put what the s12 finale makes me feel into words or I’ll explode.
#Just needed to dump all these somewhere#I want to write all of them so badly 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#Tw suicide mention#Tw abuse mention#My posts
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hits you right back with the micheal and uhh :lc take a side of apollo justice and a large susie deltarune (character opinion ask game)
Alright, here we go!
Michael!
First impression: Fanf 1-3: Dang this guy must be broke as hell. Fnaf: 4 Wow what a fucking asshole. SL: THAT'S PURPLE GUY? (It wasn't)
Impression now: ooooooohhhhgggg blorbo. *Puts him in a blender*
Favorite Moment: Him vomiting up Ennard and then just standing up afterwards was pretty funny ngl.
Idea for a story: I have SO many oh my god. I want him to get a chance to patch things up with his siblings most of all tho so that's kind of what Rewinds about. Plus other things but you know.
Unpopular opinion: He wasn't scooped until after the first game.
Favorite relationship: Okay, my FAVORITE relationship with him is Charlie and him being absolute besties. Romantically tho it's Jeremy Fitzgerald.
Favorite Headcanon: Post scoop his hair turns white. Also in ucn when all the ghosts of the children William killed are getting their revenge he gets to watch.
Apollo!
First impression: You are not Phoenix Wright -_-
Impression now: Short king I love him. I want to feed him a gummy bear.
Favorite moment: When he sees Klavier distressed in the end of the last case and is like: I need to pull him out of the darkness... with the TRUTH!
Ideas for a story: idk, I like the idea of him and Trucy doing shenanigans together. That's always fun, whether or not murder is involved.
Unpopular opinion: He's bisexual. *ducks and hides*
Favorite relationship: I am very partial to Klemapollo but Klapollo is also good.
Favorite Headcanon: He is trans and also is diabetic.
Susie!
First impression: Oh she's kinda mean :/
Impression now: Susie!!! She's so cool and also funny and kinda rude still but who cares she's so epic and nice now she deserves everyone to be her friend.
Favorite moment: When just picked up and chucked Ralsei that was really funny
Idea for a story: I had some ideas about her and Kris sneaking out late just watch the stars and chill. I think they would do something like that together.
Favorite relationship: Krusie, either romantic or platonic. I just care their relationship so much...
Favorite Headcanon: I really like the idea that she and Ralsei are both eggs about to crack and non-binary Kris is just. Internally screaming constantly about how CLEARLY they are both trans but just can't seem to realize it. But also I like her being transfem and Raleigh being transmasc so like either way. Definitely not cis tho
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Dean and Sam go to camp
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by Devli_211
Dean and Sam were brought to a Summer camp, while their Uncle Bobby and Aunt Karen have a nice own trip for the summer.
Because Dean recently turned 18, he really was against the idea..but oh well his younger brother Sam, seemed to like the idea, and hey maybe its not going to be so bad, even if the first day ended with a fight with some of the rich kids.
Words: 1813, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M
Characters: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Gabriel (Supernatural), Castiel (Supernatural), Charlie Bradbury, Benny Lafitte, Lucifer (Supernatural), Balthazar (Supernatural), Michael (Supernatural), God | Chuck Shurley, Garth Fitzgerald IV, Kevin Tran (Supernatural), Bobby Singer (Supernatural), Karen Singer, Metatron (Supernatural), Other Character Tags to Be Added
Relationships: Gabriel/Sam Winchester, Castiel/Dean Winchester, Dean Winchester & Sam Winchester
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Summer Camp, Sam Winchester Ships Castiel/Dean Winchester, Bisexual Disaster Dean Winchester, Bisexual Sam Winchester, Lucifer is a little piece of shit, Balthazar likes to watch his brothers fight, because he thinks its entertaining, This FF is inspired by "Ernest goes to camp", Which is also mentioned in the fic, Michael is done with Gabriel and Lucifer, Sam Winchester is So Done with Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester is So Done with Gabriel, Dean Winchester is So Done, Cas is keeping bees, Everyday Chuck wonders why all his sons are gay, Sam rates chucks books 1/10 they are very bad, pranking wars, Charlie Bradbury & Dean Winchester Friendship, Charlie Bradbury Ships Castiel/Dean Winchester, Everyone Ships Castiel/Dean Winchester, Gabriel and Sam Winchester in Love, They flirt with eachother and Dean is shocked, Sam - Freeform, Kevin and Castiel are the nerdy friend group, So are Dean, Charlie and Benny, Bobby Singer is Dean and Sam Winchester's Parent, Dead John Winchester and Mary Winchester, Cause fuck John Winchester no one likes him anyways, I should stop with all the tags, Beta read but not really?, Not Beta Read, Bobby and Karen hope the boys wont set the camp on fire, I just hope its not that much out of character
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Dean and Sam go to camp
read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/xwBJd64
by Devli_211
Dean and Sam were brought to a Summer camp, while their Uncle Bobby and Aunt Karen have a nice own trip for the summer.
Because Dean recently turned 18, he really was against the idea..but oh well his younger brother Sam, seemed to like the idea, and hey maybe its not going to be so bad, even if the first day ended with a fight with some of the rich kids.
Words: 1813, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M
Characters: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Gabriel (Supernatural), Castiel (Supernatural), Charlie Bradbury, Benny Lafitte, Lucifer (Supernatural), Balthazar (Supernatural), Michael (Supernatural), God | Chuck Shurley, Garth Fitzgerald IV, Kevin Tran (Supernatural), Bobby Singer (Supernatural), Karen Singer, Metatron (Supernatural), Other Character Tags to Be Added
Relationships: Gabriel/Sam Winchester, Castiel/Dean Winchester, Dean Winchester & Sam Winchester
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Summer Camp, Sam Winchester Ships Castiel/Dean Winchester, Bisexual Disaster Dean Winchester, Bisexual Sam Winchester, Lucifer is a little piece of shit, Balthazar likes to watch his brothers fight, because he thinks its entertaining, This FF is inspired by "Ernest goes to camp", Which is also mentioned in the fic, Michael is done with Gabriel and Lucifer, Sam Winchester is So Done with Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester is So Done with Gabriel, Dean Winchester is So Done, Cas is keeping bees, Everyday Chuck wonders why all his sons are gay, Sam rates chucks books 1/10 they are very bad, pranking wars, Charlie Bradbury & Dean Winchester Friendship, Charlie Bradbury Ships Castiel/Dean Winchester, Everyone Ships Castiel/Dean Winchester, Gabriel and Sam Winchester in Love, They flirt with eachother and Dean is shocked, Sam - Freeform, Kevin and Castiel are the nerdy friend group, So are Dean, Charlie and Benny, Bobby Singer is Dean and Sam Winchester's Parent, Dead John Winchester and Mary Winchester, Cause fuck John Winchester no one likes him anyways, I should stop with all the tags, Beta read but not really?, Not Beta Read, Bobby and Karen hope the boys wont set the camp on fire, I just hope its not that much out of character
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An Incredible Long Couple of Weeks. Diary of a Big Ole Gay.
Hey Whores, this is going to be a really long post because I may not have the energy to finish this this week.
So I guess I haven't done one of these in about two weeks and a lot of that is me being very busy. Last week of March I was working on like fifteen million different articles and videos and other content creation thingies and the first week of April literally started with my co-worker HAVING A MENTAL BREAK AND LEAVING TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LITERAL COUNTRY.
(i'm posting a funny GIF but I'm actually kinda pissed)
so instead of having a lot of great help to ease into running a full ass kitchen by myself doing 70 heads a day. I was doing this with exactly one other person doing the bare minimum to help me. It was a lot of hard work, and of course it went great. But I was extremly exhausted.
I also didn't watch that many queer films because of it.
but lets get into it.
Reflections in a Golden Eye (1967) dir. John Huston
OK so I don't remember a lot about any of these films because I watched this one in particular, *checks notes* the 27th of last month. Yeah theres a reason why theres no date on this one.
So this one I think is based on a book or something and features Marlon Brando being a CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL. oh also he stays right in that closet.
(god this gif is something else. so creepy)
Hes like yeah I'm going to spend this entire movie staring at this naked guys ass, (yeah I'm not going to explain the plot your'll either love this movie or hate it but you can't say it doesn't have a plot), but I ain't going to act on it. I'm just going to fight with my beautiful neglected wife who beats my ass for beating her horse.
See the relationship is super toxic but its liz taylor and Marlon Brando so its also the hottest thing ever.
anyway lot of repressed homos in the background of the entire rest of the plot. One of the more fun dramas I watched cause it was MESSY!
Flesh (1968) dir. Paul Morrissey
ok so Flesh is one of those weird cineme verite movies that Morrissey made and it is very artsy and very gay but there isn't actually any guy on guy stuff. The main actor spends most of his time naked, and some of that is like eroticized but also its kinda meant to desexualize nudity. Or rather the film is using casual nudity as a way to lampshade the way we objectify people because after we see this long scene were hes just laying in bed with his dick out (relatable), we get a 5 minutes scene of him starting his day buck ass naked feeding his 1 year old real daughter a muffin. they actually use that as one of the posters
so like yeah hes naked but hes clearly not erotised in that moment in fact even though the main character is a hustler he never actually has gay sex on screen. His only client is a man who wants to draw him for like classical sculpture. Hes someone whose literally objectified scene for his body and not as a living person.
OMFG am I a film critic or something.
anyway this is another pretty cool film and especially something gay people should watch even through there isn't that much PDA.
Funeral Parade of Roses (1969) dir. Toshio Matsumoto
ok first look at this iconic photo.
Pretty this follows a bunch of transwoman in like Tokyo just honestly vibing and being faggot punks. We love, we stan, we support.
theres a lot to enjoy about this film and honestly just iconic trans woman you need to watch this. oh also all these ladies are straight so theres no gay kissing.
My Hustler (1966) dir. Andy Warhol, Chuck Wein
NOTE: This is a clip from the 1961 SPORTS THRILLER "The Hustler" but also this is pretty good dupe to the experience of My Hustler
Yeah so My Hustler is the story of a rich gay bringing a gay whore for his vacation and then having his fag hag friend and then the hustler friend show up and they all get in to this contest about whos going to fuck him. So I guess more objectification of men through the queer lens. Noone actually fucks him and its a lot of naturalistic dialogue. Its warhol you get it.
The Children's Hour (1961) dir. William Wyler
Ok so Childrens Hour is about Audrey Hepburn and her GAL PAL Shirley McClaine who run a school together. They are in fact just roommates but doesn't stop snot nose little brats from spreading rumors that like she totally saw Mrs. Hepburn drowning in pussy. So yeah they have there lives ruined and there not even dykes da fuck. Its very Tea and Sympathy in that regard about how homophobia hurts those that arn't even faggots. Y'know the innocent. /s
except it turns out that Shirley McClaine is in fact like a totally LESBIAN HAROLD. and this was the push she needed to admit how fucking gay she is for audrey hepburn, (which like we get it girl it audrey), oh and then she fucking kills herself. Thanks I hate it.
The movie up to that points pretty good.
The Leather Boys (1964) dir. Sidney J. Furie
ok so this is another British New Wave movie and it manly follows this newly married couple. And like the wife Dot, is literally the worst fucking person. She spends all her money on her hair which 1. He doens't like and 2. Doesn't even look good on her. She doesn't have a job and she doesn't keep the house. And then she won't move into his mom's house after his dad fucking dies and his mom literally can't take care of herself which like sorry girl I get if you don't like your mother-in-law but um kinda a consequence of marrying someone at some point you kinda have to deal with there parents getting old and dying. Oh also shes cheating on him. SPOILERS.
Anyway so they spend most of the time seperated while this guy sleeps with his best friend.... in like the same bed. hahaha not like in a gay way that would be ..... gay.
Also I'm totally sure his best friend isn't like a faggot or something.
Yeah, basically this guy was sleeping next to a gay guy the whole time and everytime his friend was like "omg babe lets ditch your looser wife, (can confirm she sucks), and move to america together" that he meant it in like a gay way.
and so the dude just fucking leaves. Honestly I would try sucking dick just once if I was him. You guys have a great relationship and your wifes a bitch.
Advise & Consent (1962) dir. Otto Preminger
The Best Man (1964) dir. Franklin J. Schaffner
just going to throw these together. Basically there both about some future were the president wants to nominate some dude and people are like ew no. also some random other person is getting blackmailed for being a faggot in the war. Yeah both of these movies have like the same exact plot.
I like The Best Man a little bit more but there both kinda awful. Also Betty White is in the first one and SHES A SENATOR. yaaaas girl.
Manji (1964) dir. Yasuzo Masumura
THESE LESBIANS ARE TOXIC.
Like don't get me wrong they kiss, they suck, they fuck. Lot of Women absolutely just being the most, this is the most lesbian thing I've seen.
Oh also eventually they start a death cult it goes to some really weird places. Also theres like three remakes.
anyway whores, sorry that its taking so long for me to post this diary update. I'm going to draft the next post and try to get it out by the end of the month. Thanks love you.
#diary#queer cinema#early queer cinema#firstgaykiss#reflections in a golden eye#flesh 1968#funeral parade of roses 1969#my hustler 1966#the childrens hour 1961#The Leather Boys#Advise & Consent 1962#The Best Man 1964#Manji 1964#slurs(reclaimed)#Buried Gays#CW Suicide
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PART 2, chapter 2.
Matthew was feeling terrible. Worse than usual.
He had no money, he was too sad to spend time with the people he knew and he hated his housemate.
But the rent was cheap and the bills were the same amount each month so there weren't any surprise expenses. He just had to put up with it. There was no way he could afford to move anywhere else anyway.
His medication didn't seem to be working much lately and he spent most of his time hiding in his room in bed.
Jerking guys off or going to the library or book shops to read seemed to be the only things on his calendar outside his bedroom lately.
Between messages asking for sex, he got a message from a fellow sub asking if they could hang out.
Matthew wasn't sure about it and left it on read for two weeks until he realised he had no sub friends and thought that maybe having someone to chat about activities would be good. He was feeling alienated.
He agreed to meet him for a coffee.
Oscar was a perky cheerful bisexual guy around his age who had a job so he happily paid for their coffees, which Matthew was very grateful for.
By the end of it Matthew wanted to see him again. They had a lot in common.
The next meeting they got drunk together and Matthew invited him home after last drinks.
*
Matthew closed his bedroom door and Oscar was immediately against him leaning him up against the door kissing him hungrily.
Matthew turned his face away.
"Sorry," Matthew mumbled.
Oscar backed away.
"Shit I thought you wanted…"
"It's ok. It's just… not my thing…I don't…kiss people unless…but I'll happily suck your cock!"
Oscar looked questioningly at him as Matthew went to the bed.
"I like kissing," Oscar told him.
Matthew looked away, uncomfortable.
"Do you want your cock sucked?" Matthew asked.
"...yes."
Matthew patted the bed.
"Then get in!"
Oscar scrambled to get into bed.
"Can I.. .touch you? Do you like being touched?"
Matthew gave him a confused look.
"You know…genitals...and chest?"
"You are very sweet for asking. Yes. More than welcome to touch my genitals."
"... and what do you call it? Like I know some trans guys have different words for it. I don't want to say the wrong word and upset you."
"..oh. You can call it my cock. I don't have a word for…"
"Can I touch your cock?...and inside?"
"Yep. Yes please. And my chest? Yes."
"Excellent. I've been with a guy that didnt want either part touched so I wanted to check with you incase we start...you know. I don't want to make you uncomfortable at all."
Matthew kissed his cheek.
"You are very sweet. Thank you for asking."
*
Oscar and Matthew talked all night about their lives. Their situations and shared sub horror stories and embarrassing moments.
They made each other laugh.
By the end Matthew felt he was smitten with Oscar. He was very sweet, gentle and kind and he trusted him. He was so glad he made a friend.
He was glad Oscar had refused full sex when offered. Matthew just wanted to take advantage of meeting someone he liked incase he didn't see him again. Matthew had given him a blow job though and afterwards Oscar stayed to chat.
He was relieved he didn't flee afterwards and was more interested in chatting and the blow job didn't change the friendliness. Oscar seemed to genuinely want to spend time with him. It lightened his head a little.
*
"My housemate chucked out a few slices of pizza in the bin last week," Matthew told him, covering his face. "I saw the box in the bin and I went to put it in the recycling and saw the pizza in it and I… oh god… I ate them!"
Oscar started laughing. "That's so gross!"
"I was starving! Starving!"
"You'd never get me so hungry to eat bin pizza!"
Matthew started laughing. "I ate bin pizza!"
Matthew laid down still laughing. "It did hurt my stomach a lot afterwards."
"I bet."
Oscar laid down on his side next to him.
"You do gross things to eat."
"Yeah…yeah I do. I think the best one was pissing on someone for a pub meal."
"Eeewww!"
"Not ewww. He was lovely. He just wanted to drink piss. That's easy. I'd happy piss on people for food. It's so easy. Drink a lot of pints, and I mean a lot of pints, get drunk, piss on them. Easy. I'd prefer doing that. So much better than wanking someone or gobbies. Or sex."
"...what's the worst thing you've done?"
"I think the worst one was I let a guy finger me for a packet of cigarettes," Matthew told him glumly.
"In a restaurant?"
"No, in an alley. I was broke and I really wanted a cigarette. I was so miserable and so broke. I thought why not let him do that. I let him choke me too because I just ...wanted something. Weirdly to feel alive. Choking to feel alive!"
Oscar's eyes went wide as he listened.
"A stranger in a dark alley," Matthew continued. "What the fuck was I doing? Dangerous, dangerous shit. For some cigarettes!"
Oscar took his hand.
"Was that the only time?"
Matthew was silent for a moment.
"No."
"People do weird things when they're miserable."
Matthew nodded. "I certainly do."
"Is that….is that why you like being… a sub?" Oscar hesitated to ask.
"No. No no no. God no. All that makes me happy. That's the good sexual stuff. That makes me feel so happy afterwards. The other stuff just makes me feel worse. I'm now used to it, im not so stressed about it. But yeah...I feel weird afterwards. That was just to punish myself because I felt awful I think. I felt like nothing - and not in the stubby way. That's different. So different. That was just...bleak. I think i wanted to die? Everything felt terrible so I did terrible things to feel worse…I think."
Oscar grabbed him and hugged him.
Matthew let him and started sniffing.
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A few days later Matthew received a delivery of foodstuffs, money and many packets of cigarettes. Pasta sauces, frozen vegetables, tins of fruits and vegetables , tins of kippers, stews and soups, prawn dumplings, sachets of curries, various noodles and pastas, meats, frozen prawns, milk, cheeses, cereals, pastries , chocolates and wine.
He was confused by it but the delivery person said his name and address was on it. The delivery had no name of who ordered and paid.
Matthew assumed it was Oscar. It had to be as last time he saw him he told him what he did for good meals, and how much he missed various foods, especially seafood.
He thanked Oscar but he acted confused. Oscar said he didn't order it.
Matthew assumed he was pretending, to avoid his gratitude.
*
Oscar told him he didn't mind about Matthew's body but didn't push for anything more. Matthew stopped offering him sexual favours.
They continued seeing each other enjoying each other's company and confiding in eachother.
Sometimes Oscar didn't return his calls for long periods of time, but came back apologising for it, and they were back to normal, spending time talking until early hours of the morning.
Matthew was happy to find someone that didn't demand anything from him and he didn't demand anything in return.
Things were going well with Oscar. He felt comfortable with him, and felt quite close to him.
He liked the way Oscar was so sweet and kind to him. To Matthew, he was adorable. He started to feel protective of him, like he was a little animal he had to sooth and look after.
He was attracted to him but felt it was wrong to push anything on Oscar.
Oscar liked cuddles and so Matthew slowly learned to like them too.
He started to slightly appreciate kisses a little more and started to understand the appeal a bit. He was aware of how strange it made him feel. He didn't like kissing, but his curiousity of them let Oscar kiss him. To him, kisses were permission and encouragement, but to Oscar they were displays of affection. Kisses didn't mean the thing to do during foreplay but were an act by themselves.
They felt more intimate than sex ever had. That frightened him and made him panic.
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Albums cont.
Dr Dre The Chronic (1992):
Immaculate production, excellent sound, boosted Snoop into the mainstream, which puts more tension than usual on finding the themes kinda dumb & gross.
idk this was an interesting one to read people’s response to; at least going off the generator’s peanut gallery, seems like this album was a huge deal when it dropped, but its success ended up killing off the previous generation of stuff (which imo was up to more interesting things) and created the new thing to do, for better or worse
Rod Stewart Every Picture Tells A Story (1971):
The bones on this are fine as far as folky rock goes, but the songs go on way too long for how simple + repetitive they are, and not much variety between them.
Kendrick Lamar To Pimp A Butterfly (2015):
I like his voice, and I really like the variety of stuff he’s doing in this. Seems like this is the only album from him on the list, which surprises me! I’m gonna look up more of his stuff
My Bloody Valentine m b v (2013):
“Shoegaze”, eh? The second half starts doing some interesting stuff, but the first few tracks don’t have enough stuff going on with the synth loops to hold my attention
Minutemen Double Nickels On The Dime (1984):
Punk that passes the time just fine
New Order Technique (1989):
At first it reminded me a lot of sega genesis music (compliment), but then the vocals started kicking in and ruined that effect
Massive Attack Blue Lines (1991):
The only Massive Attack I’d heard before was “Teardrop” (yeah, yeah, because it was the House MD theme, yes), so I was very surprised to put this album on and get british hip hop (or I guess “trip hop”, apparently? not familiar with that one). Way more fun than I expected!
Kraftwerk Die Mensch-Maschine (1978):
Not as iconic or joyful as Trans Europa Express but still a lovely time. Always bears repeating that it is ridiculously impressive how far ahead of their time Kraftwerk were
Billy Bragg Talking With the Taxman About Poetry (1986):
Started at “fine” then dragged into “really dull” as it went on
Sonic Youth Daydream Nation (1988):
I liked this less than the other Sonic Youth that came across the list
John Lennon Imagine (1971):
Title song’s irredeemably scuffed up by The Celebs, but for the most part I was actually pretty into this. I imagine it was probably pretty difficult for people to have normal reactions to beatle solo work back when it was first coming out
The Rolling Stones Beggars Banquet (1968):
Rolling Stones have a pretty good hit rate for me, but it’s rare that I’ve been blown away by what they’ve got. On this one, “Sympathy for the Devil” was good but overstayed its welcome. Out of their stuff that’s come across the generator so far, I liked Let it Bleed more
Little Richard Here’s Little Richard (1957):
I don’t think there’s ever been a better album opener than “Tutti Frutti”.
Somebody on the generator comments pointed out how the older music on the list suffers because of how radically album construction as its own craft changed during the 60s, which feels true to me--This one was absolutely fantastic start-to-finish, but most of the rest of the pre-60s things I’ve heard on the list ended up wearing me down after a full album’s run
Miles Davis Birth Of The Cool (1957):
Solid! Made for very good working & cooking music
Dinosaur Jr. You’re Living All Over Me (1987):
There’s some interesting sounds and ideas that pop up at times during this, but the baseline sound didn’t really work for me
Radiohead In Rainbows (2007):
I’m generally pretty positive on this one, “Nude” kind of brings the thing to a screeching halt
Public Enemy Fear Of A Black Planet (1990):
God damn I really like Chuck D’s voice
Steely Dan Can’t Buy A Thrill (1972):
Steely Dan’s come up a few times on the list now, and I have the same issue as always. It’s really close to the kind of thing I like, but it feels empty
Lauryn Hill The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill (1998):
Real good R&B which isn’t really a genre I like very much
Ramones Ramones (1976):
Clearly very influential! This was really cool, but I think I’m zeroing in on liking 80s-era punk more than 70s and 90s. Violent Femmes and Dead Kennedys were more interesting to me
System Of A Down System Of A Down (1998):
lol I have a soft spot for SOAD, they feel like they should be grating, but instead I’m just having a good time
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Sometimes I need to remind myself that not everyone watched Supernatural with an ongoing gen fic happening in their head, all about the family life of the angels before Chuck’s disappearance and the rise of humanity. And as such, not everyone was constantly compiling stray details thrown out about the angel characters, clustering them together into this rubber band ball of ideas that was just so fun to play with.
I mean, for instance, not everyone took in the way the other angel characters seemed to look down their noses at the cupid characters (who, it’s worth noting, are never once referred to by their individual names, but instead by the human pet name for their category of cherub [which in Lucifer’s case, was certainly framed as an unflattering term], despite Castiel once boasting that he knew everyone in Heaven), and reason to themselves that it was surely because the other angels were jealous. Because obviously, the cupids are given classified information from God himself about what bloodlines he wants to see continued and merged for the sake of his Plan, putting these silly, non-combatant angels on par with the archangels in terms of secret knowledge about what was to come. For the first couple billions of years of existence, while the other classes of angels were sitting around with nothing to do, they all had to watch the cupids happily zipping around the earth, cooing over blue-green algae and gradually coaxing different species into existence with their magic love arrows. And every time a significant milestone was reached, they also had to watch as the insipid little harbingers of love scooped the newborn creature up and raced over to the nearest archangel to excitedly show them their progress, like a little kid with their first art project. And the archangel in question, regardless of which one, would nod encouragingly and smile as the cupid in question babbled about the tiny, tiny lungs this fish had, or the beginnings of feet at the ends of its fins. Even Lucifer, who would also add the additional suggestion to try and give the next one more teeth.
Additionally, not everyone looked at the way that Lucifer was able to just insert himself into Sam’s head from inside the cage, and considered how Azazel needed to visit a specific geographic location to communicate with Lucifer, and even then was only just barely able to do so, and thus came to the conclusion that clearly Michael and Lucifer must have come to an agreement to pool their powers to project Luci’s image into Sam’s head. Which explains why Sam’s special link disappears right after leaving the cage, and also why Michael didn’t interfere when Lucifer was freed, even though season 15 makes it clear that Luci did not sneak quietly out the backdoor. Michael was fully aware who was responsible for the jailbreak, thus leading us to consider that perhaps Lucifer was supposed to turn around and free Michael and Adam in turn, but did not. Thus leading us to imagine Michael spending roughly a year (Earth time) tapping his foot in the cage, until . . .
“He’s not coming back for us, is he?”
And Adam, cracking open a molecule-flavored soda (manifested courtesy of Michael), snickers. “Nope. Told you not to trust him.”
“Right. . .” Michael exhales, looks around for a moment, settles on side-eyeing Adam. Then, with an air of ‘fuck it’ says, “Want to make out?”
And Adam promptly chokes on his soda.
And not everyone heard Metatron specifically say that he personally tattooed the names of every prophet of the Lord ever on the inner eyelids of every angel, and immediately had the thought, “Poor Michael” spring to mind. Because of course Michael was the first one on the proverbial chopping block, trying his best not to flinch as his little brother gradually figured out how to handle the needle. (To this day, Michael is still not sure if the prophet after Chuck Shurley is named Kevin Tran or Rovim Frun). And all the while, Michael was probably also trying his best not to worry about how things were going on Earth while he was busy getting his eyes stabbed.
After all, Lucifer was God’s second eldest son, barely younger than Michael in the grand scheme of things. He could handle watching over their younger siblings for a little while. And Raphael and Gabriel were there to help. Everything would be fine.
However, Michael isn’t aware that about five minutes after being left in charge, Lucifer yelled, “HEY EVERYONE, CHECK THIS OUT!” And then promptly threw his grace into the body of a nearby pterodactyl. Possession being a new ability that Chuck had recently invented, the surrounding angels were mystified as Lucifer piloted the prehistoric reptile through a series of dizzying loop-de-loops that saw the poor creature—not suited to containing angel grace—explode midway through, leaving Lucifer gleefully giggling in the sky.
About half of the angels looking on gaped in horror.
Gabriel whispered to Raphael, “We’re still beta testing that, right?”
The other half of the gathered angels, however, like the impressionable young followers that they are, start grinning, because Lucifer is grinning, and he’s their cool older brother, and as Lucifer—relishing the attention—makes a beeline toward the earth’s one continent, Pangea, and an unsuspecting herd of ornithopods, these younger angels eagerly follow.
Soon, Earth is full of the anguished cries of cupids, watching their hard work blown to bits again and again. Swept up in the crowd, are Castiel and Balthazar. They watch Uriel and Zachariah excitedly throw their armored dinosaur bodies against one another in the moments before both vessels combust, after which Uriel and Zachariah excitedly dart off to take on new ones.
“Are we sure this is. . .okay?”
“Well, Lucifer is in charge. We’re supposed to follow his lead. . .aren’t we?”
Meanwhile, Raphael is frantically trying to stem the carnage. Several dinosaurs are levitating in mid-air, as Raphael tries to simultaneously keep them from exploding while also ordering the angels possessing them to vacate the vessels immediately. But none of them have ever taken a vessel before, and do not know how to get out of them without tearing them apart. Raphael keeps expanding their powers to more and more creatures as their young siblings continue to follow Lucifer’s example.
“GABRIEL, DO SOMETHING!”
“RIGHT!” Gabriel looks around, locates Lucifer running amuck in an apatosaurus that he’s forcing to walk on its hind legs, and fires off a lightning bolt to startle him out.
The lightning bolt misses its target in spectacular fashion, and several trees catch on fire.
Gabriel throws another lightning bolt.
“GABRIEL, THAT IS NOT HELPING!”
“RIGHT!”
Gabriel then grabs a giant meteor from outer space and begins trying to smother the flames by whacking it against the continent, to Raphael’s horror. More cupids begin to cry. Thick clouds of dust fly up, choking out natural light on the planet’s surface—now only illuminated by flames, as well as the magma that rises up out of the cracks that form in Pangea, as Gabe unintentionally creates the first tectonic plates from the sheer force of his assault on the planet.
Trees fall over. Fire continues to spread.
Lucifer is still in the apatosaurus, but he’s fallen onto his side, laughing hysterically.
“WATER, GABRIEL! USE WATER!”
“OH! RIGHT!”
Gabriel throws the meteor into a nearby sea, creating a tsunami.
It is at this point that Raphael abandons the dinosaurs to their sad fate, forgetting their solemn oath to not reveal any secrets regarding evolution and God’s plan, to broadly yell out to any and all of their angelic siblings who are listening, “QUICKLY, SAVE THE MAMMALS!”
And it is at this point, that Michael returns. Samandriel, clutching a dozen or so rodents in his wings, is the first one to spot him. All of Michael’s eyes are red and puffy from abuse. The cupids are sobbing, the Earth is battered, flooded, and scorched. Angels are getting into fist fights with reapers as they dart back and forth, trying to ferry as many warm-blooded creatures as they can find from the site of the catastrophe to the relative safety on the other side of the mountain range Gabriel accidently made when he bashed a crater into the planet—relative, as it turns out some of those new mountains are in fact volcanoes, and it took some trial and error to figure out how far away from an active volcano could be considered “safe.”
Nearby, Castiel and Balthazar are somehow both stuck inside the same mosasaur, beached from the tsunami, and loudly panicking as they struggle to de-possess it before it explodes. There’s a snapping sound, and then suddenly all of the angels still trapped (or willfully frolicking) inside vessels are ejected, at the same time that the fire goes out and the volcanoes cease erupting.
Consequently, everyone goes very still as Michael scans the damage and his bedraggled siblings. With humans not yet existing, the art of facepalming is not yet a thing. But looking at Michael, one might just expect him to invent the practice right then and there.
When Michael gets to Lucifer, he’s greeted with, “What? Pop’s 86-ing the lizard kingdom anyway!”
Michael promptly drags Lucifer off to Heaven.
The next day, it was made an official rule, written into the very fabric of angelkind: vessels could only be taken after obtaining explicit consent.
Additionally, everyone agreed to never, ever mention the existence of the dinosaurs or how they ended ever again. And, rather than fixing the damage to the Earth’s surface, the tectonic plate situation was just sort of left to do as it would.
Many, many years later, Adam was shocked by Michael’s reaction when the cage door suddenly swung open in Hell. Adam had immediately surged to his feet in excitement, ready to leave and never come back.
Michael, however, remained stationary on the floor, squinting at the doorway, wondering what dystopian nightmare must be waiting on Earth after leaving his siblings unsupervised for a solid decade.
“Michael? You okay?”
“Adam, before we go back to Earth, I think I need to tell you a story. . .”
#himbos all of them#except raphael#raphael's doing their best but there's only one of them#the divine shurley family#is this really what i'm putting out on the midam wedding day?#yep guess so#i just didn't get any good wedding thoughts today#all i could think about was how michael was once a very exhausted older brother#today was not a romantic day for me#but it was chaotic#and i have expressed myself#and raphael deserves a raise#midam#supernatural michael#my thoughts#What did the rest of you guys even do to get through the boring seasons if you weren't imaging stuff like this?
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Okay who are your favorite female wrestlers? Because you sure get a lot of asks about dudes
YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, PAL.
first and foremost, we gotta give props to the true GOAT. the straight up best women's wrestler, and possibly just best wrestler, of all time, manami toyota.
she's also batshit fuckin insane. that woman knows absolutely no fear of man, god, or devil. no one has any business going as hard as she went.
here she is attempting to murder aja kong, also in the running for GOAT. you should look up her matches against bull nakano, another absolute legend.
speaking of bull nakano, easily one of my desert island top five.
the power. the vibes. impeccable.
if you havent dipped into the japanese wrestling scene, especially the 80s-90s, joshis basically invented all your favorite moves. pah, basically.
they did.
chyna. she was fucking incredible. she was powerful and gorgeous, and just a goddamn beautiful person inside and out. she didn't get a smidge of the respect she deserved from this industry.
lufisto. here she is murdering both orange cassidy and chuck taylor. she's a hardcore legend and a big proponent of intergender wrestling. fuckin badass.
obviously, i gotta shout out jade cargill. if you've been following me long enough, you know my feelings on jade cargill. sure would be nice to see her in the ring more often, tk. just sayin.
(actually, smart mark sterling has teased an aew client coming to beyond wrestling, and he said not jade, but could you imagine jade vs megan bayne or trish adora or willow nightengale or masha slamovich at a wwr+ show?! (all of which are also on the list) ugh. (highly suggest checking them out on iwtv, great shows.))
speaking of willow nightengale, the babe with the power. you've seen her lose on dark, do please check out indie shows where she's allowed to go off. willow vs wheeler yuta or trish adora for example. go. fuckin. watch. TRUST ME.
shes also part of a tag team with solo darling. she tiny, she beefy, she got kicks for days. she also has a dog named officer magnum. the only cop i trust.
trish adora is a goddamn delight.
powerhouse, baddass, her finisher is LARIAT TUBMAN. a legend. go check out her hour iron man match against former roh world television champ tony deppen.
honorable mention, tony's incredibly funny wife. very funny, puts up with a lot, everyone's second-favorite deppen after baby deppen.
masha slamovish. tiny, angry, extremely hitty. the ultimate heel, except for that time she beat up mark sterling. 10/10 would trust her with my life ONLY if she was standing between me and someone she hated more than me.
recent favorite, lil mean kathleen. the energy of this woman. shes like five feet tall at most, so fucking loud, so fast, so crazy good for how short a time she's been in the ring. absolute delight, she's a fuckin energizer bunny. cannot wait to see what she does as she grows.
dark sheik (in white and blood). a hardcore l e g e n d. the baddest of baddasses. shes gonna fight nick gage soon, and i gotta tell you, this might be the only time im worried for gage's safety. ain't even a joke. absolutely love to see trans wrestlers thriving now.
edith surreal, i gotta tell you possibly my favorite wrestler of all time. in the gif above this, she was still wrestling as still life with apricots and pears, and she was still one of my favs even then. getting to watch her transition by way of wrestling has been a JOY, friends. and the fact that she decided to share this journey with us? ugh. my heart.
the poise, the style. impeccable.
there's just so much great talent out there. big swole, red velvet, gigi dolan, jody threat, jordynne grace, kris statlander, kimber lee, ashley vox, britt baker. i miss wow women of wrestling so much. these women need a place that will aCTUALLY BOOK WOMEN'S MATCHES.
and i would fuckin' be remiss if i didnt acknowledge the need for queer friendly spaces, specifically in regards to nonbinary wrestlers. there's not really a space in mainstream wrestling because there's such a puritan hangup about intergender wrestling. so performers like sonny kiss and max the impaler are relegated to only the men's and women's divisions, respectively. it's extremely bullshit. need to fix that STAT.
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