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besanii · 4 years
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me: *gets punched in the face* right cool, let's try that again
also me: *skins finger punching someone's helmet* OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT IT HURTSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
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theskyexists · 3 years
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Why are they making Yingluo childish just so Fuca can be the clearheaded man in this relationship? that wasn’t romantic manipulation
god consort chun being kind of in love with the empress would have been so CUTE!!!!! god the chinese fuck everything up. ill just act as though she is
lol yingluo’s emotions really are getting teh better of her here. this isn’t really wise. Why is she going on about how the Empress deserves better straight to the Emperor’s face??? is this a plan? it can’t be. how can you avenge your sister like this??
SHE IS CALLING THE EMPEROR A WHORE TO HIS FACE??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?
why are they even protecting Yingluo from his anger at the moment???
has she gone completely MAD??????
WHAT THE FUCK. SHE COULD HAVE BEEN INSTANTLY STABBED THROUGH.
THEY TAKE OLD CHINESE MEDICINE COMPLETELY SERIOUSLY IN THIS SHOW
it’s a good thing the empress is willing to bend the rules for Yingluo
i know the emperor is a horrible murderer but the way Yingluo runs circles around him and agitates him is so fuckin funny
HE MAKES HER DRINK ICKY MEDICINE FOR PAYBACK LOLOLOLOL
i love this doctor he just fuckin says what he thinks without thinking
‘why dont you just kill her, how can you torment peopple like this’ LOL what a petty MOFO
how did fuca get to hang out with her while shes sick and touch her skin and shit to care for her? KISSES HER CHEEK WITHOUT HER CONSENT. still not ok fuca! ‘oh but it’s so innocent!!’ yeah i know what the narrative’s trying
and then HE gets the disease. no he doesnt bc it’s just allergy LOL
LOL Fuca trolling Yingluo is pretty good. is she still trolling him or it genuine??
she IS still trolling him
Mingyu - this isn’t how you correct a childish woman like Mingyu, Empress!  (woman? i believe they’re all supposed to be under 25) Oh Mingyu, she’s not even insincere in her loyalty to the empress but she’s just DUMB.
MINGYU IS GETTING MISTAKENLY TARGETED. NOOOO she doesnt deserve to die!!!
sucks to have servants who barge in on you everytime you’re staring at some object from a lost loved one
that buddhist tower is a trapppp
this is reverse sherlock holmes and that’s why it’s good. anticipate murder of oneself to prevent it!!
chun always seems so happy for teh empress when the emperor pays attention to her. love how wholesome that seems
OH NO NOT THE NICE FRIEND HANDMAIDEN. i hope yingluo manages to protect this one.
IS SHE GONNA WIN OVER MINGYU??? that would be GREAT
it’s deeply helpful that she can count on fuca now.
i personally think all the chinese dancing is deeply SHIT
so suddenly yingluo is also a skilled magician
they’re lucky that it WAS still on her personally
‘you are good....’
‘you don’t need to reward me for it! (fuck you lol)’
‘though we are slaves, we are still humans’ - Mingyu
ironic but also a wonderful statement on the weirdness of the thought behind these societies
she’s finally won over proud and childish and cruel mingyu
the empress and erqing are like WHAT THE FUCK - they’re working together now?? how are they in sync????
erqing truly has total faith in yingluo
gets steamrolled into goddesshood by her handmaidens lolololol
gets steamrolled into dancing lol
naturally she is the best at all womanly pursuits
Mingyu and Yingluo working together is truly a terrifying team. Mingyu has no sense of self-preservation and Yingluo has so much brain
‘you finally did something right Yingluo!’- Mingyu
LOL
The empress is going to disagree though.
applying makeup to seduce the emperor is improper. BUT that is also your only function so uh.....
if gao would just STOP plotting
‘i wont sing or dance’ HOW SAD is it that these women aren’t even allowed to fucking sing or dance. the one thing they were allowed to do as simple noblewomen.
Mingyu is now amused by Yingluo - i love it!
‘as a woman we can’t break new ground and defend our country’ or have happiness and freedom - EVEN if th emperor likes to see us happy and free and that makes sons happen which is what we are after all for
I know the Empress is supposed to be this ideal and shit. But damn - cmon china! you can do feminism!
sexism is so SAD for this all-powerful woman in love with her captor patriarch!!!
why continue to suck up to gao?
surely she knows it’s a TRAP. and that momo is indanger?
Fuheng. That’s Fuca right? lol they got exactly the wrong guy to accuse.
was she genuinely tricked?? or is she gonna test Fuca again? she’s really gonna kill them??
Consort Chun found out how?? oh. smell
subtly foreshadowing that consort chun is actually evilllll
~anybody against ying luo is evil~!
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