(Mostly) NSFW Headcanons - Part II
Disclaimer: Slight spoilers ahead so be warned. Just covering movies I have seen before or know a decent amount about the character. Overall, just my own personal opinions. This is just for shits and giggles so feel free to disagree. I’m also very aware that I’m being a hater rn.
Red Eye (2005) | Wes Craven - Jackson Rippner
• FREAKY ASS DUDE
• probably would learn everything about you before asking you out
• mean asf, like definitely the type to pick on you and call you a cry baby
• loves, loves, loves roleplay, specifically: CNC (Burglar x Sleeping Victim)
• big on humiliating you, probably the type to hold your head down while giving head. Likes his balls being sucked..
• feral mf, loves to use his teeth (ankle biter energy) and eats pussy like a champ [insert slurping noises]
Perriers Bounty (2009) | Ian Fitzgibbon - Michael McCrea
• top contender for best in bed
• grimey little dude.. but hey, bums know how to lay pipe like it’s their god given purpose
• not attached to any particular fetish or kink just very experimental and kinky
• 3 words: tongue in ass. There I said it. Specifically from the back, he will stick his tongue in places god hasn’t even seen.
Broken (2012) | Rufus Norris - Mike Kiernan
• spontaneous and sensual. Probably an exhibitionist lowkey
• can be a bit selfish at times, but definitely makes it a priority to make you cum.
• could definitely see him having a thing for stockings or thigh highs
Inception (2010) | Christopher Nolan - Robert Fischer
• if a boy was a princess it would be him
• DADDY ISSUES
• all bark no bite, he’s a bottom if I’ve ever seen one. Loves being told what to do and how to take it
• big fan of praise and humiliation
• will dom at times but definitely is not his preference
Watched the Detectives (2007) | Paul Soter - Neil Lewis
• Puppy
• horny teenager vibes, probably would fuck you in his office while your bent over his desk
• loves roleplay but in the vanilla way like: cop x criminal, stepsiblings 🤭, strangers, Bonny and Clyde. Just overall loves recreating cheesy pornos.
• loves when you’re all natural down there
• definitely likes to think he’s the one in charge but you would absolutely wear the pants in the relationship
• whiny asf, likes to whimper and pout. Big on theatrics.
Breakfast on Pluto (2005) | Neil Jordan - Patricia Kitten Braden
• the queen herself 👸
• another top contender for best sexual partner
• pillow princess, loves to be taken care of but will absolutely do the same for you. Definitely giving switch vibes
• super tender and sensual, could definitely see a friends to lovers trope here
• LOVES to tease and loves sexual tension. Wandering hands and subtle glances kind of shit
Sunshine (2007) | Danny Boyle - Robert Capa
• needy little freak but in a subtle way
• you would probably have to make the first move
• would probably zone out during sex ngl
• classic fan of gripping hips and neck kisses, relatively vanilla but open to exploring
• nonchalant lover but good bf overall
The Dark Knight Rises (2012) | Christopher Nolan - Jonathan Crane
• say it with me now— Mommy Issues
• don’t be afraid to join in— daddy issues
• probably grew up with his grandma or two loving parents that he despises deeply
• sick little gremlin, probably into sounding or golden showers
• two words: doggy style 😎
• he’s a switch, but mostly doms because he gets off on the thought that he’s better than you
• big on quickies, hump and dump kind of dude. Casual sex, but not super big on multiple partners
• so repulsed by the thought of sex that either the utter crippling shame of it turns him on so much that he acts like a deranged animal
• or is so repulsed that it hinders him and only does it when absolutely necessary
28 Days Later (2002) | Danny Boyle - Jim
• Jim, Jim, Jim — I love him with my whole heart and my whole pussy
• hear me out.. probably the best sex out of everyone HEAR ME OUT
• this man is DEVOTED okay!! Bro would take out an army base of 20 men just to get a lick of pussy (more so, a gentle sensual kiss, shared between two troubled lovers)
• you know he’ll eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Probably would bring his own bib and cutlery js 🙄
• not overly kinky, in fact probably a bit inexperienced, but satisfaction is guaranteed.
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