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yourheartonfire · 2 years
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The minister pointed his finger at the queen. “The poison in your wine could only have come from her, your majesty! The queen is trying to kill you!” “No,” said the king. “If my wife wished to kill me she would look me in the eye and push a dagger into my chest.”
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"Stop joking around when you're dying!" I snarled at my idiot husband, now turning a delicate purple. The minister was backing away, so I leapt the table, ripping my dagger loose straight through the hole in my skirts.
He shrieked and tried to run, but courtly life had not been kind to his dexterity or his strength. It was child's play to take him to the ground, my blade to his throat. "What did you give him? Where is the antidote?"
The minister's eyes were wide and he was blubbering. It was an embarrassing display from a senior courtier - you'd think the man had never been in a knife fight before. "I don't - Madame, I - what are you implying?"
"You see, it wasn't me so that means it must have been you," I said sweetly to the minister. "Talk or I flay you alive from the balls up."
It was too theatrical a threat. I could see the pompous mask settle again. "Now see here-" he started.
I stabbed him. He screamed.
"Darling please," wheezed my moron husband, who should have been sitting down and conserving his breath. "We need... answer..."
"Working on it," I sang back, grinding my dagger against the minister's shoulder joint. He screamed again and a spurt of blood landed on my bodice. One of the summoned guards who'd been hovering turned away, his face green. Honestly, I was going to have to fire everyone next week. "I realize these aren't your balls. This is the warning stab to make my point that I am quite serious." I pulled my stiletto from my hair, considered the thin blade critically. "Not the best weapon for the job, but I'll make do. Might have to stab your balls a bit instead of flaying."
I reached down for his pants.
"Wait!" the minister screamed. "It's golden rest vine. Golden rest vine!"
There were gasps through the court. At least a couple were clearly fake and I cursed my inability to look in all directions at once.
"Never heard of it." I slit the fabric open. "I hope for your balls' sake there's an antidote."
"I know! I know that one!" We all turned to look at the little court doctor, hitherto best noted for their ability to fall asleep on two glasses of wine. They blushed but kept their hand up like they were in school. "Standard milkweed powder and brandy."
"Then go get it," I hissed and the only member of the court staff who was still going to have their job next week bobbled off at full speed. I turned back to the minister cowering at my feet. "You're a coward and a traitor," I declared. And incompetent, I added but only mentally as I couldn't very well critique an enemy assassin for that quality. "Guards, take him away to stand trial at the king's pleasure."
Now that I'd done all their job for them, the guards rushed in a great clank of armor to drag the stupid man away. That handled, I turned back to the stupid man I'd married.
The doctor was already back, trying to feed my husband a cup with their hands shaking worse than his. "Great... great work, my love," he wheezed.
"No. Beloved. Rest," I said and grabbed him by the nose. His jaw flapped open and the doctor poured the draught down his gullet. I crushed his head to my breast in a tender embrace before he could spit it out.
"How dare you try to die on me?" I hissed in his ear. "I told you your death is mine when I'm done with you!"
My husband wriggled his head free to look up at me, his color already returning. "Yes, dear," he whispered back with his stupid, inane smile entirely inappropriate to a man nearly killed by a greedy minister and incompetent staff. He touched my face gently. His fingers came away wet. "Don't cry, love. I'll be fine."
"I am not crying!" I protested, but my husband forestalled further argument on the topic by turning his head and emptying the contents of his stomach across my skirts. In the ensuing clean up of yet another mess, he slipped into gentle rest before I could conclusively prove him wrong.
Another thing I'd have to get revenge for. Another reason - no, another obligation to keep the idiot alive, no matter how exhausting.
It's a hard thing, proper revenge, but absolutely worth doing right. I'd get him. Someday.
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blakeswritingimagines · 11 months
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Your relationship trope
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Joker: 
Enemies/Lovers on sight.
God X Follower
Gremlin X Sunshine.
Rowdy delinquent X Sweet dork.
Harley Quinn: 
Chaotic badass X Sweet badass.
Quiet listener X Lord always talking.
Aggressively supportive.
Ultimate mom friend X Feral gremlin.
Catwoman: 
Each other's impulse control.
Loves talking X Loves listening
Crazy moron X Intelligent moronsexual.
Parents without kids.
Riddler: 
Tall angry bastard X Short actual sunshine.
Partner in crimes that are polar opposites.
Dumbass X That's my dumbass.
Dense X Dense.
Penguin: 
Angry and protective X Soft and concerned.
Asshole X Tired of it
Please stop X Too much energy.
Chaotic with a soft spot X Normal but Chaos enabler.
Scarecrow: 
Sweet baby X Litteral demon.
Overthinker X Touchy drama queen.
Grumpy X Sunshine.
They probably hate me X In love just terrible at showing it.
Deathstroke: 
Stoic and serious X Chill.
Feral dumbass X Voice of reason.
Ray of sunshine X Touch them and die.
Evil X Reason they haven't destroyed the world yet.
Bane: 
Low maintenance X High energy.
Big evil bastard X Smitten idiot.
Tall X Small.
Pessimist X Optimist.
Mr. Freeze: 
Morticia and Gomez.
Pure-heated bean X Cynical goblin.
Super hyper and loud X Loves them anyway.
Has a crush X Doesn't notice.
Two-Face: 
Edgy baby X Soft bastard.
Idiot X Loves their Idiots.
Flirty X Flustered.
Quiet X Bubbly.
Poison Ivy: 
Mutual pining idiots.
Confident flirt X Expert at not taking the hint.
Sun X Moon.
Cinnabun X Hot-head.
Killer Croc: 
Monster X Monster fucker
Cinnamon roll X Guard dog.
Hand warm X Hand cold.
Cluess as fuck X Bad at expressing emotions.
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thekillingmoonmoon · 1 year
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guys my age
Pairing: Kishibe x Fem! Reader Warnings: NSFW, age gap (Kishibe is however old he is – 50? Reader is late twenties), smoking, alcohol,  reader goes through a breakup but it’s not a bad one Length: 4k Song: Guys My Age – Hey Violet
MINORS DO NOT INTERACT
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“Oh for fuck’s sake,” you read your phone’s screen again and cussed, throwing yourself down on the hotel bed with a thump. “Trouble in paradise?” Kishibe looked over from the windowsill, the smoke swirling around his head in a sunlit halo. “More like, good riddance to bad rubbish,” you groaned, dropping your phone to the mattress beside you. “At least one of my problems has the good grace to sort itself out,” you grumbled, leaning back and pinching the bridge of your nose. “Which one of your problems was it? Rent? The boyfriend? Makima?” you peered at Kishibe from where you lay, squinting at him in confusion. Since when did he care?
“If it was Makima, I think we’d be in a very different position right now,” You answered, gesturing to the rundown hotel you were currently staying in. Kishibe scoffed out a chuckle and took a sip from his flask, offering it to you when you eyed the way his Adam’s apple bobbed when he drank. You took the flask with thanks and threw it back, relishing the honeyed burn of the whiskey as it spilt down your supple throat. You missed how Kishibe watched you drink, how his dark eyes narrowed when a drop of liquor slipped past your lips and down your chin, trickling in its cinnamon sweetness down your silken neck. You cleared your throat.
 “It’s the boyfriend,” you chuckled drily, “The trash took itself out this time.” Kishibe raised a brow. “Tsunada broke up with you?” once more, you squinted at Kishibe, wondering when he had ever bothered learning the name of the third division hunter you were dating for the last six months. Emphasis on “were”, as the man in question had just broken up with you for being ‘too serious’. “Yep,” You flopped back on the bed, a blood spatter of red and white on the navy sheets.
“You should wash,” Kishibe instructed, and you groaned, wanting to throw yourself on the bed and sleep for the next ten years. But Kishibe had drinking plans, and as his partner, it was expected that you join him. You rolled yourself upward and grabbed your bag from the end of the bed, leaving Kishibe to seat himself on the twin bed on the other side of the room. You threw his towel at him as you closed the bathroom door, muttering about ‘old men getting sick’ and you not wanting to play nursemaid if he got ill from leaving his hair wet. You barely heard his reply but knew it had something to do with what you’d look like in a nurse’s uniform. You flushed at the thought, and slapping your cheeks at your embarrassment, stepped into the shower. The room still smelled of him, of heady musk and light pine, of cinnamon cigarettes and expensive aftershave, and as you breathed him in, you realised how truly fucked you were.
You were in love with Kishibe. Undoubtedly, irrevocably in love.  After three years as his rookie partner, you’d fallen into a neat rhythm with the older man, quickly becoming the most efficient pair of hunters in Public Safety. The rumours swirled in your wake, the young pup to charm the old war dog, the only partner to last through Kishibe’s rough training and still come out of it semi-sane on the other side. Not that you’d claim to be sane. Not after all the things you had seen. Not after falling for a man nearly twice your age and as emotionally unavailable as a stray black cat. Tsunada had been a distraction, as had the three guys before him. All young and bright-eyed boys whose reckless charm and careless caresses had only barely filled the aching gap in your heart, so empty of cynicism and bitter whiskey.  You undid your hair, grimacing at the flicker of dried blood that fell from your tresses. You plunged in to wash your hair, scrubbing your skull so hard, hoping that you could scrub yourself clean of Kishibe.
Today had been another successful hunt, way out in the boondocks of some country town, where a Corruption Devil had settled in. It had taken you more than half a day to get to the town, but less than two hours to get rid of the devil, and now you were stuck halfway home, forced to stay the night in a hotel. It wasn’t the first time you had been forced to share a hotel room with Kishibe, but it was the first time neither had been so mortally wounded to require around-the-clock nursing. You wondered if the same easy silence that filled your sunlit hours would pervade the darkness as well. You hoped it would, and the warm uneasiness that had been building up in your lower stomach over the last year or so would disappear into the night, along with the sounds of Kishibe’s chainsaw snoring.
You shook your hair out, happy only once the water ran clean and stepped out of the shower. You needed a distraction. From your ex-boyfriend. From Kishibe. For whatever feelings you had for Kishibe.  You rinsed yourself off and rummaged in your bag, pulling out a fresh white shirt. You thought to the night of drinking ahead and wondered if Kishibe would let you get some company for yourself this evening. You needed it. Needed the rush of playing cat-and-mouse, of fumbling hands in the dark, of losing yourself in someone else’s body for the first time in months. You left a few buttons undone, showing off a tasteful sliver of cleavage as you huffed and puffed back into your trousers. You did your hair and face, sure to put on a lipstick that screamed ‘fuck me,’ and stepped out of the bathroom.
Kishibe choked on his flask, hacking up what sounded like half a lung when he saw you exit the bathroom.
 “What?” was all you said, raising your eyebrow as the man, “did you forget I was a woman?” Kishibe could only cough in response. You grabbed your jacket,
“Let’s go.”
You weren’t drunk enough for this. Not for this drivelling conversation and certainly not for the slimy pickup lines slithering from the hunter across the table. Kishibe was lost in a conversation, nodding and hemming along to whatever was being said by the senior hunters. You needed a smoke. You scrambled to your feet, meeting Kishibe’s eyes as he looked across at your movement. You motioned that you were going for a smoke and he nodded in understanding.
You broke free into the darkness, breathing in the heady scent of wet asphalt and city lights. You rounded a corner into an alley and fiddled around in your jacket pocket, retrieving a pack of cigarettes and a light. You flickered the flame to life, thinking of all the times you had lit Kishibe’s smokes, leaning in between gaps in the rain, sharing breaths in the muggy air. Smoke trickled from your mouth in a dark dragon of grey and blue, the clouds catching the reflection of the neon sign of the bar above your head.
 “Hey baby,” came a dark coo, and you tilted your head to peer into the dark.  “Kishibe?” you asked, despite knowing it wasn’t him. You would know his voice anywhere, that deep soft rasp that stirred your lower stomach into a fluttering of iron butterflies. “Aw, darling, you wound me. As if I would ever come close to that gross old bastard.” It was the hunter from before, the one whose pickup lines were worse than any of the drivel Tsunada had fed you. “I’m not interested,” you gave a polite smile and prepared to go back inside. “Really, because you were giving me bedroom eyes back there,” he approached you, coming closer and closer, tainting the air with the bitter tang of beer and old cigarettes  “You made an incorrect assumption then,” you corrected him, straightening out and preparing to throw your cigarette out onto the damp concrete. A pity, you wanted to savour it. He crowded up to you, using his height against you, casting a shadow over your shorter form. You looked up at him, tilting your head and squinting. “Aw, don’t be so frigid, baby,” he leaned his hand above your head, effectively pinning you between the wall and his body. You sighed. You really didn’t want to start a fight, especially not with another hunter. “She isn’t being frigid, boy, she’s being polite,” oh, that smoke-saturated voice soothed you, getting you to drop your guard as you saw Kishibe flicker into view. “Get lost, punk,” he said, motioning for the guy to walk, and the idiot listened, suddenly aware that he was between the two toughest devil hunters in the agency.  Kishibe came to stand beside you, cigarette already clenched between his teeth. You lit up for him, relishing the way he leaned in close, the scent of his aftershave rolling down your spine. He closed his eyes and leaned against the wall next to you.
“Did I ever tell you that you have shit taste in men?” he asked, and you snorted. “No, but I believe you,” you answered, shaking your head. “Why do you go for punks like him?” “I don’t know,” you huffed, “their boyish charm,” you lied. Kishibe tsked. "Clearly you need a real man,” he said, and you looked at him out of the corner of your eye. What was he playing at? You shrugged.  “Unfortunately, those are hard to come by, unless you know any takers?” you jibed, a little gutsy, now that you weren’t looking Kishibe in the dark, depthless eyes. “I could name a few,” he grunted, and this time you properly turned and looked at him. He took a step toward you, moving closer than ever before, a mere breath away. He looked down at you, all rippling muscles and rugged scars. “And would your name be on that list?” You closed your eyes as you asked, hating to see the reaction in his eyes. You could feel him, almost sense his body around you, surrounding you. “Well, you’d never have to go out dressed like this again,” a single calloused finger traced the low fit of your shirt, almost brushing your breasts. “Or mess around with those boys again,” he rumbled, his finger trailing up your throat, where he gripped your chin.
“Tell me, princess,” he rumbled, “did that bastard even make you cum?” You were sure he could feel the blush radiating off your cheeks, but you bit your lower lip and shook your head. The noise that left Kishibe’s throat was dark and deep as it vibrated through you, sending shivers down your spine as he leaned down. He was just a whiskey’s breath away, all cinnamon and sinful musk, his dark eyes watching your face as he drew closer.
 “Tell me to stop,” he said, and you threw all caution to the wind. You grabbed his tie and pulled him down, crashing your lips to his, tasting the bitter tang of beer on his lips. For a moment, Kishibe paused, his eyes wide open, before he was kissing you, driving you back into the wall, stealing every gasp of air from your desperate lips.
 “Fuck,” he cursed as he pinned you to the cold bricks behind you, pressing his tongue past your teeth and flooding you with the taste of him. His hands seemed reluctant to touch you, so you grabbed them from the wall behind you and settled his hands on your waist and hips. His thick hands were eager, filling you with warmth as he gripped and groped at your flesh. His hips found yours, pressing you even deeper into the wall, his thigh coming in between your legs to push at the apex of your legs. You whine, feeling him rub his thigh over your needy cunt and his hips stutter against yours.
“That’s it, pretty girl,” he gripped your hips, rocking them over his thigh, fucking you on his leg. You moan his name, and he groans, stopping and grabbing your hands as they explore his toned chest.
For a moment you think he wants to stop, that he’s rejecting you, and you feel like you could curl up and disappear, but he reads the bright fear in your eyes and leans in, pressing a single chaste kiss to your swollen lips.
 “Relax doll, I’m only taking you somewhere else,” he rumbled, “somewhere no one can interrupt us.”
You blindly followed him through the dark, stumbling behind him as he makes the short trip back to your dingy hotel room. He held your hand the whole time, large and warm and engulfing yours in its calloused grip. Once in the elevator, he turned to you, dark eyes suddenly serious, despite the hunter’s light that shone deep in their murky depths.
 “This is your last chance, sweetheart,” He stepped closer, crowding you into the corner of the lift, his trench coat shielding you from view, “Tell this dirty old man to stop.”
“Why would I?” you answered, grabbing at the lapels of his jacket, reaching up on your tiptoes to lay a soft kiss on the corner of his mouth, where his scar severed his face. He groaned at your featherlight touch, his hand coming up behind your head to meld your lips to his, holding you tight to his body, so that you could feel his muscles ripple against your tender touch. He only tore away when the elevator dinged your sudden arrival and then he was gone again, practically dragging you through the door and pressing you up against the cool wood, his mouth meeting yours once again. He pushed your jacket from your shoulders, gripping your upper arms tight as he laid a trail of sloppy kisses down your jaw. He sucked your skin into his mouth, nipping and suckling at the skin until he was sure he had left his mark on you. You shucked his jacket off as well, throwing the heavy canvas aside and fumbling with the buttons of his shirt. He was quick to do the same, exposing your tits to his hungry mouth as he cupped you beneath your bra.
 “Fuck, look at these tits,” he cooed, squeezing and groping at the soft flesh, “So fucking beautiful, better than I ever imagined,” he groaned, biting and teasing your nipple through the fabric of your bra. He scraped his teeth up your chest, slithering his hands down the slope of your stomach until he reached the waistband of your pants. He made quick work of the belt and zipper, sending your pants to your knees as he teased your clit through the fabric. Your hips bucked, unused to any decent touch and you blushed, flushed hot by the sudden attention after being neglected for so long. Kishibe kissed you harshly again, biting your lower lip back with a pop before skimming down your body. He nipped at your stomach, lathing his love over your belly, pulling down your panties. He watched a thin string of your arousal cling to the fabric and he hummed, helping you step out of your clothes. He knelt before you, reverent in his worship, fumbling prayer from his scarred lips as he licked and sucked at the skin around your cunt. He lifted one of your legs over his shoulder and sunk his tongue into your cunt, his huge hands engulfing your hips to stop you from bucking onto his face. He licked a slow stripe up your pussy, finding your clit and swirling his tongue around it until you could feel your cunt clench around nothing.
“You’re gonna cum on my face, princess,” Kishibe told you, murmuring into your slick silken skin, “and then you’re gonna cum on my cock, yeah?”, he lapped at you before you could respond, pulling a low keen from your pouty lips before your voice broke into shattered pants. His tongue worked wonders, pressing the hot wet muscle up and into your pussy, effectively fucking you with his tongue. His one hand left your hips, trailing down your thigh and coming up below his chin. The first finger felt like heaven, pushing past your soft velvet walls into your pulsing pussy, reaching, searching until he found the spot that had you shuddering, hips shaking in his grip. He slowly pumped his finger inside you, pushing and pressing as you whined and moaned above him, his mouth never leaving your clit as he traced the kanji of his name over the bundle of nerves. The second finger had your knees buckling, his fingers thicker and heavier than your own, stretching your cunt out to take his cock. He kept sucking at your clit, sending shivers down your spine as he worked you toward climax. His third finger was a surprise, welcomed with a hushed gasp and whimper from your swollen lips as he pushed his knuckles past your puffy folds.
“That’s it, doll,” he encouraged, “take them all.” You could feel pressure pulsing in your lower stomach, sending strawberry starbursts up your spine. You felt dizzy, drowning in the sound of Kishibe lapping and slurping at your cunt. You could feel your climax build, and by the clench of your cunt, Kishibe knew you were close too. He renewed his pumping into your cunt and sucked hard on your clit, tossing you over the edge into a starstruck spiral of static pleasure. He groaned as you came, sucking and lapping up all that seeped from your pretty pussy.
“That’s my girl,” he rumbled, rising from a crouch and kissing you hard. He gripped your hips to his, holding you up against the wall as your knees shook. You tasted yourself on his tongue, moaning at the saccharine tartness as his tongue slipped into your mouth. He stepped back with you stumbling after, holding you upright and pushing you softly down onto the nearest mattress. You bounced on the springy softness, looking up at Kishibe with wide doe-eyes, already fucked out on the orgasm wrought by his tongue and fingers. You stared at him through dreamy eyes, sitting up and reaching for his belt buckle.
 “Easy there, sweetheart,” Kishibe’s hands cover yours, “are you sure you want this?” he asked. You blinked up at him and grabbed his tie, tugging him further down to reach your eye level.
 “I want you, Kishibe,” you soothed, “show me how a real man fucks.” He swore then, unhooking his belt and dropping his pants quickly as he crawled over you on the bed.  You reached down to palm him through his boxers, revelling in the hissed breath that caught low in his throat as you gripped his thick length. He was big, thick and heavy in your hand as you slipped your fingers below his waistband. You smoothed your fingers over his velvet head, smearing pre down his shaft as you pumped him in your hands. He groaned, a restrained grunt spilling past clenched teeth as he moved your hands away and shifted his boxers down and away. You were now bare to each other, your glistening pussy to his twitching length, chest to chest, skin to skin. He leaned down to kiss you again, this time softly as he ran his cock through your soaked folds. You moaned as his cockhead hit your clit, feeling waves of static ripple down your spine. He pressed his cockhead at your entrance.
“You ready, princess?” he gravelled, and you nodded eagerly, your soft silken folds leaving trails of slick on his pulsing skin.
 “Yes,” You panted, “please, Kishibe,” you huffed, the breath pushed from your lungs as he began to ease his cock into your cunt. You groaned at the tight strawberry stretch, sending sparks through your limbs. He filled you slowly, surely, stretching you out until you felt split by his heavy cock.
 “Fuck, doll,” Kishibe paused, slinging your leg up onto his shoulder, “you’re so fucking tight, hah?” He pressed you into the mattress, leaning down and folding you in two as his cock sunk in to the hilt. You gasped, feeling him in the pit of your stomach, twitching in impatience. He paused for a brief moment, as the pair of you caught your breath, you reaching up to him to pull his head down for a kiss, all teeth and tongue and spit as he sucked on your lower lip. He moved languidly, rolling his hips back and out of your plush cunt, and back in with a muted hiss. He set a slow pace, making you feel every inch of him as he ebbed and flowed over your trembling body. His cock reached the deepest part of you, brushing up and over the points that had your eyes rolling back and jaw clenching. You muffled your whines with your hand, reaching up to bite your fist as Kishibe’s hips made contact with yours. He grabbed your wrists and held them above your head.
 “Let me hear those noises, pretty girl, else I won’t be so gentle,” Kishibe warned, nipping the supple skin of your throat.
 “I never asked you to be gentle,” you pouted and prompted a low groan to trickle from Kishibe’s throat.
 “Why?” he snarled, “You want it rough, doll?” he asked, slamming his hips into you with a sudden rush. You scrambled, fingers white-knuckled as your fisted the sheets above your head, your back arching deep as he pressed the pressure point in your cunt.
 “Yes!” you exclaimed, pressing your tits up into his chest. He gripped your hips, hard enough to leave a mark there come tomorrow, and pulled you onto his cock, stopping slightly before setting off at a brutal pace. The sounds of skin on skin surrounded you, wet and sticky and soaked with sweat as Kishibe pounded mercilessly into your pussy, a string of grunts and growls spilling from his lips to your chest. You mewled, releasing your wrists to sink your fingers deep into the muscles of his back, feeling the muscles shift and ripple beneath your clawing nails. You were sure you drew blood, but couldn’t tell as pressure bloomed deep inside your core, burning through your limbs with the fury of a forest fire. Kishibe could feel you clench around him, so soft and strong as his cock pumped into your plush pussy. He stopped, grabbing you by the back of your knees and pushing your legs to your chest. He pistoned into your cunt with speed, his one hand coming down to rub quick circles around your clit. You quickly drew close to climax, feeling each press of his cock deep in your cunt and every swipe of his thumb sending you closer and closer.
“I’m gonna – “ You panted, “I’m gonna cum!” you breathed, keening as the first shudders of your body shook you to your core.
 “Then cum, sweetheart, cum for me,” he groaned in your ear, increasing pressure on your clit until you were shaking in the cage of his arms, limbs twitching and trembling as he fucked you through your high. His name was the only word to fall from your lips, slurred out slowly as he spilt himself deep into your cunt.
 “Fuck,” he grunted, holding himself over you as his hips stilled against yours. You whined when he pulled out, already missing the warmth of his hale body as he withdrew from you. He stepped into the bathroom briefly, exiting only when he saw you shakily try to get off the bed. He tipped you back onto the mattress, a warm washcloth in hand.
 “Don’t run away so fast,” he scolded, gently, rubbing at your battered thighs and leaking cunt.
 “I’m not running,” you said and he looked at you. He crouched before you and reached up to cup your jaw.
“You can run, I won’t stop you. But know that I’ll be coming for you,” he kissed your cheek, “You’re mine now, princess.”
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hungarrrrrr · 8 months
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ALL ABOARD MY CRACK SHIPS!! 🚢🚢🚢
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Alya x Adrien (Rena x Chat) same brain cell all the way
Ok ik I said they share the same brain cell and I still think Rena and Chat do but Alya and Adrien’s dynamic is a lil different. They’d probably start off as friends first. I think Alya would take him out of his comfort zone and show him new and exciting things. Like adrenaline junkie things bc Alya is so fun and fearless. Also different foods bc her mom is a Chef.
Stormy Weather x Chat Noir. gets flustered/angry when teased x teaser
okay I think this one is pure crack but it’d be so silly! Soo much banter, so many puns. There is no real explanation or justification for this ship, I just watched Stormy Weather and found them fun. also I love stormy weather’s design
Chloe x Adrien aww childhood friends to lovers.
Of course their relationship would have some ups and downs but Adrien is kind, patient, and forgiving giving Chloe the room to fully develop into a better person. Chloe would help Adrien become more assertive and firm, not only with her bc she can act like a brat sometimes, but also with his father and people who try to take advantage of him (FÉLIX). He would probably only get like that on occasion though and Chloe would usually be the one to say he ordered no pickles on his burger.
Chloe x Kagami (Queen Bee x Ryuko) tsundere x kuudere.
I can see this going two of ways, either enemies to lovers or something similar to a celebrity/popular person and person who doesn’t give a shit and treats them like a normal person. Kagami would call Chloe out on her shit n that would simultaneously piss Chloe off and make her contemplate the way she acts. Maybe they both connect over their love for Adrien, platonic or romantic (😱 love triangle where the opponents fall in love instead!?!?) Both are some how extremely blunt while also being emotionally constipated. I like to imagine that when Chloe is being rude for attention Kagami would ignore her until Chloe asks directly for what she wants(cuddles).
Luka x Nino (Viperion x Carapace) chill guy x nervous wreck.
When Nino is stressed Luka is always there to calm him down. Otherwise, they’re both super chill and bond over music. In the past, Nino would sometimes entertain the idea of learning an instrument and making his own music but now that Luka’s in his life and is starting a band, he has more motivation to learn the keyboard. He would probably replace Adrien in Kitty Section (sorry adrien). But if Adrien rlly wants to be in the band Nino has no problem just directing/editing the music videos for them or background sound stuff.
Nino x Marinette complete disasters.
Definitely awkward in the beginning. Especially if they both have crushes on eachother. Nino would make Marinette playlists as a way of communicating his feelings. Either the titles of all the songs say a message or the songs themselves are the message. So much blushing, nervous laughter, and slip-ups (if they can even talk to eachother at all), Adrien and Alya would help them fall in love and confess and possibly develop feelings for each other while doing so.
Rose x Max might be a lil ooc but cinnamon roll x cynical or more accurately blind optimist x extreme realist
lol I lowkey started writing a whole short story/synopsis for these two but long story short Rose gets Max to believe in the improbable and to stop relying so much brain and more on his heart. Rose can be kind of naive so Max helps Rose use her brain and start questioning others and their intentions more. When Rose tell Max about her illness he would freak out, research it, and bring Rose’s favorite things as much as possible if she was in the hospital. He even would build her a robot that tells jokes, plays movies, and has custom video games that she would like. Idk.
To be honest most of these started off as jokes but now that I’ve typed out their dynamics I think some of these ships could actually work.
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ranking ship dynamics! ( inspired by this list ).
god tier.
friends to lovers.
found family.
height difference.
monster x human.
villain couple.
immortal x mortal.
reuniting years later.
sun x moon parallels.
criminal x cop.
angel x demon.
royalty commoner.
vampire x werewolf.
good tier.
crime fighting duo.
him x scary / powerful woman.
power couple.
ride or die bond.
cottagecore lesbians.
enemies to lovers.
idiots in love.
mutual pining.
polar opposites.
co-workers.
toxic relationships.
friends with benefits.
not bad.
uptight x wild.
angery small x gentle giant.
grumpy x sunshine.
star-crossed lovers.
cinnamon roll x sinnamon roll.
cynic x idealist.
geniuses in love.
rivals to lovers.
love / hate relationship.
agent of chaos x chaos enabler.
jerks who really only have each other.
tired x concerned caregiver.
could go without.
old married couple.
nerd x jock.
mentor x student.
two bros sitting in a hot tub.
boss x employee.
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halfsizehellboy · 3 years
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scully: please, can we just go home
mulder: scully theres aliens in this field i just know it
scully: thats what you said about the hospital. and the workers camp. and that house. and the trailer. and the bar. im tired. its bed time
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You like the relationship trope of two equally traumatized people, where one is more emotionally distant and hardened and the other is more emotionally open and hypersensitive. And they both help the other out. :) A subset of sunshine cinnamon roll x jaded cynical person (but, less one-dimensional)
oh hell yea. thats usually my bread and butter ship lmfaoo bakudeku, sasunaru, catradora, ect. but im a sucker for so many tropes honestly like i just love watching bitches be emotional and messy ajlhdlasjdajsdh
but anything that adds extra layers of tension or angst or points of dissagrement is a good time to me. also who doesn't love some good bickering banter?
altho my favorite dynamic is actually asshole x asshole like i just love watching two absolute dysfunctional pieces of shit hate everything and everyone except for eachother lmfaooooo
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songofassandfire · 2 years
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gary😭
sexuality headcanon: boy is gay. Gay gay gay gay and, say it with me, gay. I haven't seen anyone try to ship him with a girl but I know my brain wouldn't comprehend it.
otp: OBVIOUSLY stary is the end-all be-all gary ship. Boy was crushing hard (even if he didn't know it) and Stan's rejection actually hurt him enough to drop the smiles and stick up for himself. It probably won't happen but GOD I want to actually see them interact again, their relationship was too interesting for it to be confined to just one episode 😔
brotp: uhhhh he didn't really interact with anyone besides Stan. Thinking about it, he and Mark Cotswolds would be interesting friends. This town broke Mark from a mild mannered kid into someone just as cynical and confrontational as the rest (I'm pretty sure, I haven't actually seen his episode in a while xhmmbxhnd). I can see Gary reminding him a lot of who he used to be and I think that would let Mark feel like he can actually express vulnerability around him without fearing it will be exploited as weakness.
notp: again I don't really see much gary shipping outside of stary. So uh, I guess Gary x Girls
first headcanon that pops into my head: this boy has like a Super Immune System and Doesn't Get Sick Ever. Even when his whole family is laid up in bed and incredibly ill, Gary is always just totally fine and, of course, takes it upon himself to take care of everyone.
one way in which I relate to this character: this one's kinda hard bc I don't really relate to Gary at all. I didn't grow up in a super religious household and while my family isn't like, abusive, we're not close in the way the Harrisons are.
thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: again I can't really think of anything that would give me second hand embarrassment ndngdnhf I usually get second hand embarrassment from specific situations rather than like, character traits lmao
cinnamon roll or problematic fave: probably one of the best examples of cinnamon roll the show has to offer
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utterlyinevitable · 4 years
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Hurricane (Part 4)
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Pairing: Dr. Ethan Ramsey x F!MC (Dr. Rebecca Lao) Word Count: 2.1k Warning: Small bit of cussing Summary: A hurricane is falling over Boston. Edenbrook has been evacuated and some very different doctor’s end up seeking shelter together.  
A/N: This series was inspired by an anon prompt request for “protection”. I hope I did it justice! This is a multi part story.  ALSO I love Gatsby and Fitzgerald and so self-indulgent in this chapter 🤣
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Once Becca and Ethan brought order back to Naveen’s kitchen, she bounded back into the dining room with a bottle of pinot noir in each hand for them all to share much to everyone’s elation. Ethan hung back during the first bottle, opting to gather blankets and towels for the guests. 
The group of gossips played card games and continued letting the conversation flow as freely as Naveen’s hand. Running out of hospitable things to keep him occupied, Ethan poured himself a generous glass and observed the people around him. With much convincing from the group he eventually gave in to the pressure and joined the game of ‘Bullshit’. When that got boring they moved rooms in the name of tranquil comfort. 
They all sat in the living room watching Baz Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby as the storm raged on outside. Naveen was quick to make sure everyone had copious amounts of wine and cheese before retiring to bed. Without the scrutiny of his father figure Ethan felt he could be a little more carefree. 
Under the cover of darkness Ethan let himself drape his arm behind Becca against the back of the love-seat, making sure to keep his touch a distance away, the soft cushions dipped under the weight of his muscle. She felt the warmth of his presence along the base of her neck. The short invisible hairs stood up at the electricity emitting off him, igniting her senses in the best possible way. Becca smiled to herself, moving a bit closer to him so their sides were completely touching. She leaned into him just enough that the fabric of their clothes were pressed flat against the other.  
Her eyes darted around the dark cabin. Elijah had moved from his wheelchair and to the edge of the three-seater sofa. Sienna sat next to him in the middle and was now lounging out over Naveen’s deserted seat with a throw pillow cuddled deep in her small embrace. 
The coast was clear. Everyone was too engrossed in the film to pay any mind to the diagnosticians on their left. 
Boldly, Becca rested her head gingerly on the curve of Ethan’s shoulder. Her friends were none the wiser. 
Pushing their luck a bit further Ethan slid his arm closer to her shoulder blades. She reciprocated their game by placing a hand carefully on his muscular thigh. 
Ethan’s enchanting blue eyes did their own quick survey of the scene to make sure Sienna and Elijah were still oblivious. When he was certain her friends were too caught up on the imagery, Ethan cupped his free hand over hers. The corner of Becca’s lips noticeably perked as she laced their fingers together. 
“I love this story,” she whispered into his ear. 
“Why? It’s a tragedy. There is not one likable character in the whole plot,” he whispered back.  
“That’s what makes it so compelling. They’re flawed and real.” 
Before Ethan could rebuke, her favorite line was about to be said. 
“Gatsby? What Gatsby?” she mimicked looking over to Ethan. 
Her eyes held the same adoration reflecting from Daisy Buchanan’s character. It was hopeless and all-consuming, fiery and full of… something Ethan couldn’t place. All he knew was when that line fell delicately off her tongue he couldn’t help but parallel the feeling of him and Becca being the only two people in the universe. Ethan had that smile - that one smile reserved only for her. That one smile full of eternal reassurance and pride, making it as if his whole world revolved around her in that soulful moment. A glimpse into who Ethan was and not who Dr. Ramsey needed to be.  
Becca was mere inches away. One movement and it would all be over. Her eyes flickered down to his lips and back to the large television screen, ever so enchanted by the modern classic playing out before them. Ethan was thankful for her lack of focus. He let out the breath he was holding in he held onto her hand just a bit tighter. 
As the evening passed on Ethan let himself fall a bit more into comfort. 
For a brief moment he thought maybe, just maybe, everything could be this simple. They could be together and the people in their lives could all know, and no one would care. No careers could be in turmoil by the mere mention of their romantic relationship. 
No politics. Just love. 
Unfortunately, that’s not how the world works. 
Ethan was far too well-versed in cynicism to let himself fall any further than this moment. Holding hands in the darkness was all they could ever have with others around. He let the moment last, trusting her word that her friends wouldn’t destroy their ephemeral happiness. 
No, that was destined for them. 
Once the credit scene began to roll Sienna was the first to disturb the peace. 
“Come on I think it’s time for bed,” she sat up and tapped a dozing Elijah on the shoulder. 
Sienna dared to glance over at the love-seat - doing a double take to make sure it was really, truly happening before her very eyes. There in the warm glow cascading off the television was Becca curled up against Dr. Ramsey. Ethan was cradling her against him with his right arm securely at her waist as his left held up a book. He began reading the closest literature he could find towards the end of the film when he was sure Becca was asleep and wouldn’t castrate him. Neither diagnostician made an attempt to move. 
“Yeah, you’re probably right,” Elijah agreed, lazily moving back into his chair while Sienna made sure to put the pillow back where she found it. “Night Becca, Dr. Ramsey,” he called as Sienna wheeled him to their room for the next few days.  
“Goodnight, Dr. Greene. Trinh,” Ethan acknowledged without breaking focus on his book. 
Once the friends were safely in their room with a click of the door Ethan began to migrate, casting the book aside and reaching for the remote on Becca’s armrest to shut the television off. 
“No,” she whined as his small motions rock her gently to disturb her slumber. 
With a smirk Ethan scoffed, “You’re basically asleep.”
Becca grumbled back as she threw her arms over her eyes, “I don’t care.” 
Ethan took the challenge and swiftly rose to his feet. Becca’s cheek immediately met the crater in the cushion as she flopped down without her supporter. 
“Hey!” her objection was partially muffled by the old paisley printed cushion.  
Ethan couldn’t help but chuckle at his resident. Her legs were still awkwardly folded under herself and he’d imagine they’d at least be tingly with pins and needles by now, she still had her jeans on and her top exposed the pale skin of her midriff, and her brown locks were wildly strewn about. With a bemused shake of his head he brought the remainder of the dishes into the kitchen. 
When he came back Becca hadn’t moved an inch, her body still lolled to the side where he was previously sat. 
In four long strides Ethan was back in front of her. Becca heard his shallow footsteps yet was too comfortable to acknowledge his presence. Suddenly the couch flew out of under her and Becca was in free fall. Before she could open her eyes taut muscle and bone made contact with her rib-cage. 
Ethan had slung her over his shoulder. 
“Ethan!” she hissed. Normally Becca would appreciate the delicious view of this new position however the generous amount of wine mixed with the blood rushing to her head was not working in her favor.  
“Shush, you’ll wake everyone up.” Becca’s bottom jiggled from Ethan’s playful smack. 
She argued back, “You woke me up!”  
“It was that or have a stiff neck tomorrow,” Ethan began to rationalize as he took each step carefully so as to not to lose his balance. “And I’m not dealing with your complaints.”
Naveen’s master bedroom was large with glorious vaulted ceilings and exposed wooden beams. It was much too big for one person. Keeping with the cabin theme, the bed was wooden with four tall posts, the outer wall was lined with windows looking out over the river, and the adjoining bathroom led right into a modest yet bare walk-in closet. 
Ethan placed Becca down on the soft springform mattress conscientiously. She reveled in the waft of cinnamon and cedar of the quilt and deep red cotton sheets. Becca appreciated how Naveen also had an affinity for pillows - four medium firm and two down were waiting patiently for her noggin. Becca was too enticed by sleep to rummage for pajamas in her bag. Instead she began to unbutton her jeans haphazardly from her horizontal position. 
Ethan watched as she fumbled continuously, not quite grasping the button enough to pop it through the hole. After the fourth try he swatted her hands away, taking the reins. Ethan expertly flicked the button, dragged the zipper down and freed Becca’s legs from the thick day-ridden material. She sighed as the cool air met her clean-shaven skin. Her toes then hooked and flicked off her socks while she sat up and pulled her shirt off.  
 Sitting cross-legged on top of the duvet in just her nude bra and purple lace panties she asked, “Staying or going?” 
Her jeans were now folded on top of the wardrobe where Ethan stood with a cocked eyebrow, “What do you think?”
BOOM! 
A close clack of thunder rattled the wood causing them both to jump. 
CLACK! 
TSS
“Fuck!” she screamed in exasperation as quietly as she could. “Do you think a tree fell?” 
“Rookie, are you scared?” 
“No. I’ve been through loads of hurricanes,” she asserted, moving up the bed to crawl safely under the covers. “There's just a lot of wood around here. One wrong bolt and we’re all up in flames.” 
Ethan perched himself at the edge of the bed next to her nearly nude form. “I highly doubt that will happen.” 
“But it could happen.” 
“Theoretically.”
The covers sat around Becca’s waist. Her supple curves of her exposed breasts called to him. Ethan began to reach for her but the rational doctor did all he could to stop himself from caressing the addictive skin. Instead his hand rested on her inner thigh, just the thin duvet separating their warmth. Her hair was a frizzy halo around her rounded face and her lips stained deep indigo from all the red wine. And yet she was still - always, so beautiful. 
She watched as his eyes trail over her and his chest rose and fell a tad quicker.   
“You should stay. I know you want to.” 
“You know I can’t.” 
“You know they already think we’re dating anyway.” 
Ethan was taken aback at the brazen accusation but not enough to remove his hold on her, “We are doing what?” Instinctively his calloused fingers tightened their grip slightly. 
“Don’t look so surprised,” she all but rolled her eyes at his idiocy. After a beat, her brown eyes fixated on his expert hand, she added, “Ethan… are you single?” 
Her small voice was full of shaken vulnerability. She yanked the covers up higher, releasing his hold on her, and curled herself further into them, shielding herself from his answer. Or lack thereof, there were too many seconds hanging in the space between them.  
He reached out to tuck a few strands behind her ear. The wait was killing her. 
“No… I’m not.” 
Those words. Becca felt like the air had been stolen from her lungs. How long had she been waiting to hear them? How long has she been hoping Ethan Ramsey would commit to only her with a promise of forever? She couldn’t recall anything other than him at this moment moving in closer to her. Their noses brushed every so slightly, his affirming and hopeful words lingering warm against her flushed cheeks. 
“Stay,” she breathed. 
The way she was imploring him could crumble the Great Wall of China. Every ounce of Ethan’s resolve came crumbling down as he finally admitted his feelings to the universe. He thought she knew by now how he was irrevocably hers without words needing to be shared. Dr. Ethan Ramsey would continue living a solitary life until he could freely be able to love Dr. Rebecca Lao and without fear of completely destroying her bright future. 
Ethan wanted so badly to dive into the covers with her and never come back up - her sweet embrace was all the sustenance he needed to survive. But the little voice in the back of his head told him not to cut the line just yet.  
“Only until you fall asleep,” he agreed. “Wouldn’t want Naveen thinking we were being indecent in his bed. He’d never let me hear the end of it.” 
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gwyynbleidd · 3 years
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♡ Shipping Dynamics Tier Ranking List !  
tier list items: agent of chaos x chaos enabler. || angel x demon. || angry smol x gentle giant. || boss x employee. || cinnamon roll x sinnamon roll. || cottagecore lesbians. || co-workers. || crime-fighting duo. || criminal x cop. || cynic x idealist. || enemies to lovers. || friends to lovers. || friends with benefits. || found family. || geniuses in love. || grumpy x sunshine. || height difference. || himbo x scary, powerful woman. || idiots in love. || immortal x mortal. || jerks who really only have each other. || love / hate relationship. || mentor x student. || monster x human. || mutual pining. || nerd x jock. || old married couple. || polar opposites. || polyamory. || power couple. || reuniting years later. || ride-or-die bond. || rivals to lovers. || royalty x commoner. || sun x moon parallels. || star-crossed lovers. || tired x concerned caregiver. || toxic relationship. || two bros sitting in a hot tub. || uptight x wild. || vampire x werewolf. || villain couple.
Inspired by this list !! repost, do not reblog !
THIS SPARKS THE MOST JOY:
rivals to lovers.
villain couple.
himbo x scary, powerful woman.
cottagecore lesbians
THIS SPARKS A LOT OF JOY:
angry smol x gentle giant.
polyamory.
friends to lovers.
crime-fighting duo.
THIS SPARKS SOME JOY:
power couple.
cynic x idealist.
immortal x mortal.
reuniting years later.
ride-or-die bond.
uptight x wild.
THIS SPARKS JOY IF EXECUTED WELL:
idiots in love.
star-crossed lovers.
mentor x student
agent of chaos x chaos enabler.
THIS DOES NOT SPARK JOY:
boss x employee (mainly only if there isn’t a severe use of power dynamic at play. I would be fine with gun-for-hire type situations)
Tagged by: @wraithsea many moons ago (thank you!) Tagging: @1001traum, @lupusxdei, @inkclouds, @royal-sugarplum, @kangsoyou-ia, @platkisloneczne, @pcstilnt, @spoiledsovls, @miimpii
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"Friend," the Assassin said, knife pinched in their fingers, ready to throw, "You want to walk away."
The remaining guard clenched their hands tighter around their spear and did not run. They were deathly pale, standing over the fallen bodies of their comrades, abandoned by the other surviving guards who had fled. But they did not move away from the door. "I can't do that," they squeaked.
The Assassin heaved out a great sigh. That should have been their cue to throw the knife, end this poor fool's life. They'd never balked - well, they hadn't balked in years at eliminating anything or anyone between themselves and a target. But something about this idiot's awful, untrained stance, the weapon that was barely more than a pointy stick, the armor more shiny tinsel than real steel...
The Assassin dropped their knife back into their palm, casually flipping it blade over handle. "You realize you're not going to win, right? This isn't a fairy tale where innate virtue will somehow miraculously win the day. This is the real world where I have better weapons, experience, better everything than you."
The guard lowered their spear, bracing for an attack. "It's called honor. I don't expect you're familiar with it."
"Oh, honor!" The Assassin flicked the knife to their other hand, leaned over to pull their lighter dagger from one of the bodies on the floor. "Is that that thing where you swear to serve your master while they swear to... what exactly? Bravely hide behind a locked door while you die for them out here?"
"Big words from the person who still won't attack me," the guard whispered. They'd gone from white to green, but they still hadn't moved away from the damn door.
"Because I'm trying to save your life, you dumb child." The Assassin yanked their crossbow bolt from the other body. Really, they were fully out of time here. It was time to cut bait. "You and I are nothing but pawns to the great men and women of this realm. Don't throw your life away for a gesture. Like this dummy," they added with a kick to clear the corpse from their path.
"That's Kex," the guard said.
The Assassin paused, foot still in the air. "Hmm?"
"That's Kex," the guard breathed. Now they were going red. They were a tremendously colorful person. "I was at her wedding last year." They pointed at the other bodies. "And that's Leff, who baked raisin bread, and Reccert who a"
"Ah," the Assassin said, standing. "I misread the situation. Apologies for wasting your time."
The guard charged with a howl - and the Assassin neatly side-stepped, cracked the kid on the side of the skull with the knife handle. The guard dropped.
The Assassin knew their aim was true, but just for good measure checked the guard's breathing, then after a moment's thought added two shallow slashes to the forehead and across the upper arm - places that would bleed impressively but close up quickly.
Thr Assassin considered their handiwork and shook their head. "Going soft in my old age, they muttered, and finally kicked down that damned door.
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kayliemusing · 3 years
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42: top 3s
1: Top 3 ice cream flavors - classic vanilla, birthday cake/birthday batter, bubblegum
2: Top 3 Disney Movies - Mulan, Onward, Soul (but this changes frequently lol)
3: Top 3 vacation destinations - I've never been outside of my home country so I'll say my top 3 DREAM destinations: NYC, Hawaii, a random countryside in either France or the UK
4: Top 3 places to shop - Dynamite, Sephora, Winners/Homesense
5: Top 3 subjects of study/classes to take - English/anything creative writing related, Interior Decorating/Design, Communications?
6: Top 3 make up products - YSL Touche Eclat Foundation, literally any Mac Lipstick but it has to be matte, & Fenty Beauty contour stick
7: Top 3 music artists - Taylor Swift - Of Monsters and Men - The Lumineers
8: Top 3 spices/herbs - Cinnamon - Nutmeg (literally tastes like autumn) - Paprika
9: Top 3 drinks - Diet Coke - Hot Chocolate - Vanilla Bean Frappe
10: Top 3 apps to use - Instagram - Pinterest -iBooks
11: Top 3 months of the year - May, October, December
12: Top 3 clothing items - My black/white turtle neck, high waisted jeans, plaid blazer
13: Top 3 binge perfect tv shows - Bones, Supernatural, Brooklyn Nine Nine
14: Top 3 romantic dates - (I've never been on a date but if I had, it would be this) Evening walk, late night drive, late night coffee date (tbh anything at night feels romantic)
15: Top 3 kinds of flower - Water lilies, cherry blossoms, roses
16: Top 3 christmas movies - A Christmas Carol (2009), Home Alone, The Polar Express
17: Top 3 OTPs - Nesta and Cassian from ACOTAR series by SJM, Manon and Dorian from Throne of Glass series by SJM, Casteel and Poppy from From Blood and Ash series by JLM.
18: Top 3 quotes to describe your life - "I write not to find, but to leave" by Scherezade Siobhan - "I want to be myself again. I want to be six. I want to stop knowing everything I know" by Catherynne M. Valente - "The truth is, I pretend to be a cynic, but I am really a dreamer who is terrified of wanting something she may never get" by Joanna Hoffman.
19: Top 3 characteristics you love about yourself - my kindness bc it's not surface level kindness, but actually something deeply rooted within me - my resilience even tho sometimes it doesn't feel like resilience - my loyalty bc it is a hard as steel kind of loyalty
20: Top 3 kinds of candy - Maltesers, Kit kats, smarties
21: Top 3 ways to exercise/ be active - Walking, dancing, mowing the lawn/shoveling the sidewalk
22: Top 3 spirit animals - wolf, hummingbird, tiger (i googled it bc i didn't know and i was scared it was a joke but)
23: Top 3 petnames - I like 'lovebug', 'love', 'sweetheart'
24: Top 3 books read outside of school - The Hating Game by Sally Thorne, A Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J Maas but viewers discretion is advised, Crush by Richard Siken
25: Top 3 most used websites - Youtube, Tumblr, Pinterest
26: Top 3 people you last texted - my mom, my bestie megan, and my sister bc they're the only people i text...
27: Top 3 hashtags you use - the only time i use hashtags is if i'm trying to promote some of my writing so I'll usually use writingcommunity, writersonig, poetryonig lol
28: Top 3 instagram accounts you follow - Trista Mateer, Griefmother, obviously taylor swift
29: Top 3 guilty pleasures - buzzfeed quizzes, early 2000s music, romance novels
30: Top 3 summer activities - Going to the zoo, long evening walks, campfires and s'mores
31: Top 3 things to draw/doodle - hearts, flowers, random swirls bc it's the only thing i can doodle...
32: Top 3 aesthetics - cityscape aesthetic, autumn aesthetic, rustic aesthetic
33: Top 3 things you'd buy if you gained three million dollars - a new car, a condo, another cat
34: Top 3 ways to treat yourself - facial, a large bag of maltesers, buying the makeup i really want but have been putting off
35: Top 3 celebrity crushes - Evan Peters, Matthew Daddario, henry cavill
36: Top 3 books from your childhood - Love You Forever by Robert Munsch, The Big Friendly Giant by Roald Dahl, and Madeline by Ludwig Bemelmens
37: Top 3 accents to hear - Australian, super poshy british accent, new zealand accent
38: Top 3 scents - Fresh rain, vanilla, sweet cinnamon pumpkin from bath and body works
39: Top 3 "Friends" quotes - "WE WERE ON A BREAK" -Ross, "Guess things were just going too well for me" -also ross, and "it's so exhausting waiting for death" - phoebe
40: Top 3 cupcake flavors - tbh I haven't tried that many cupcakes so your typical vanilla, chocolate, and Pink Lady Cupcake from Babycakes Cupcakery
41: Top 3 fruits - Pomegranates, Strawberries, Raspberries
42: Top 3 places you've had amazing pizza from - Pizzahut, Dominos, Pizza73
43: Top 3 sports teams to watch - i don't
44: Top 3 crayola colors - uh, i guess red, purple, and pink??
45: Top 3 things you hope to accomplish in college - Certificates/Degrees in Copyediting and Creative Writing, and I think simply just deeper critical thinking skills when it comes to writing and books
46: Top 3 fanfictions you've read - I read more books than fanfics, I've read a couple on tumblr but don't remember the names sorry :/
47: Top 3 people you miss right now - my dad, my best friend bc she's in vancouver, taylor swift bc she's not on tumblr anymore rip
48: Top 3 fears - Failure, Loss, not achieving anything in life/not reaching my full potential
49: Top 3 favorite literary devices - Foreshadowing is always god tier, cliffhangers although evil i love those too, symbolism
50: Top 3 pet peeves - People dragging their shoes on the floor when they walk, when you tell someone your fav hobby/music artist/interest and they immediately go 'oh I hate X!', and people who go 'you're so quiet!!!' but in a way that draws in more attention and/or makes me feel more uncomfortable like i would literally rather die
51: Top 3 physical things you find attractive - Hands, nice hair, defined jawlines
52: Top 3 bad habits - Nailbiting, picking at my blemishes oops, lip biting
53: Top 3 pets you've had/wish to have - Cats bc they complete me, I've always wanted a Samoyed, and I've always wanted a turtle
54: Top 3 types of foreign food - Chicken Chow Mein, deep fried shrimp, japanese chicken wings
55: Top 3 things you want to say to someone in your lifetime - 'I quit', 'I love you', 'you changed my life'
56: Top 3 dog breeds - Samoyed, german shepherds, collies
57: Top 3 cheesy romance movies - You've Got Mail, How To Lose a Guy In 10 Days, 10 Things I Hate About You
58: Top 3 languages you speak/wish to speak - French, Sign, and maybe Japanese?
59: Top 3 series (book, movie, television) - The Cruel Prince series by Holly Black, A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J Maas (but literally only for Cassian and Nesta), From Blood and Ash by Jennifer L Armentrout
60: Top 3 pizza toppings - Mushrooms, alfredo sauce, pineapple
61: Top 3 youtubers you're subscribed to - Game Grumps, Charlotte Dobre, Megan Batoon
62: Top 3 tattoo / piercing ideas - I want to get a tattoo on my wrist of the last thing my dad ever wrote me, a hummingbird tattoo right next to it, and then a cross on my index finger
63: Top 3 awards you want to win - National Book Awards, Nobel Prize, and maybe even Goodreads Choice Awards lol
64: Top 3 emojis - Laugh/Crying emoji, the please sir emoji that kinda gives off those puss n boots eyes, and the stars emoji
65: Top 3 cars you dream of owning - 1970s Chev Impala, tbh a cute little Hyundai Venue, and maaaaybe the 1964 ferarri 250 gt luso (idk if that name was totally right but i had to do tons of googling to find it. i don't know a lot about cars and i don't really have a top 3 lol)
66: Top 3 authors - Right now I'm really into Sarah J Maas, Sally Thorne, and Holly Black maybe?
67: Top 3 historical figures - Jesus, Anne Frank, Vincent Van Gogh
68: Top 3 baby names - Ryder, Leila, Gracie
69: Top 3 DIYs - Candles, refurnishing old furniture (i.e. my mom and i painted our wooden garbage can), and really just any type of autumn diy
70: Top 3 smoothie combos/flavors - Strawberry/Banana, Mango, Strawberry-Mango
71: Top 3 songs of this month - Happier Than Ever by Billie Eilish, Biblical by Calum Scott, and Visiting Hours by Ed Sheeran
72: Top 3 questions of this post you want to be asked - I did them all bc I made it a survey instead of an ask meme ;)
73: Top 3 villains - Regina/The Evil Queen from Once Upon a Time, Cruella De Vil, and Moriarty from Sherlock
74: Top 3 Cities you want to see - Montreal, NYC, Vancouver (honorable mention: LA)
75: Top 3 recipes you want to try - different kind of salad and/or burger bowls, Stuffed bell peppers, and homemade lemon loaf
76: Top 3 dream jobs - Bestselling author, the person who runs a companies social media accounts, youtuber/blogger
77: Top 3 lucky items - tbh don't have one
78: Top 3 traditions you have - Christmas Eve Service and if I don't go to that at least incorporating reading the christmas story on christmas day or eve, idk if this counts as tradition but going to the corn maze every fall, and whenever it's easter/christmas/thanksgiving we always have a big meal w/ family
79: Top 3 things you miss about being a kid - reckless abandon, dreaming about growing up with hopefulness and no dashed hopes, experiencing holidays like halloween and christmas as a kid
80: Top 3 harry potter characters - I've never read or watched Harry Potter rip (ok well i saw the first and second (and maybe third?) movie in the sixth grade I think) but I think I really liked Hermoine, Harry obviously and Dobby
81: Top 3 lies you were told - i don't have 3, but this one has a story but basically when my sister and i were in elementary school my sister got hit by a car and so the insurance thing was that she would recieve 10k when she was 18 and as a child i thought that was unfair so my dad told me that my sister had to split it with me when we were 18 lmao obviously that didn't happen (i think i realized that wasn't true in middle school)
82: Top 3 pictures in your camera roll right now - Pictures of my cat, one of my sister in a hilarious filter, and a picture of my rocking my TS merch
83: Top 3 turn ons - Kindness, defined jawline, easy going
84: Top 3 turn offs - arrogance, unkempt, super loud and obnoxious
85: Top 3 magazines/news papers/ journals to read - I don't read much of those so I'll tell you some sites I love for writing purpose's: there's Wellstoried, justwriterlythings, springhole.net (which is filled with generators if you're stuck and also tons of infomation and advice)
86: Top 3 things you wish you had known earlier - that toad in Mario Party was wearing a mushroom hat and that it is actually not his head, that immaculate means 'clean' before i misused that word like several times over the years, and that the one turn i always take on my way to work where i thought everyone didn't know how to drive was actually bc i didn't have the right of way rip me
87: Top 3 spongebob episodes - the one episode where spongebob and patrick find a ghost ship, that one episode where they form a bikini bottom band and perform it at a football game in a little fish tank, and the one episode where squidward has his first snowball fight
88: Top 3 places to be in the world - I'd love to be in NYC, Montreal, or Hawaii
89: Top 3 things you'd do differently - I would not have applied for RDC, similarly I should have just paid the 500 dollars to the one certificate program I wanted to do instead of overthinking it, and I wish I wouldn't have ended a friendship the way I did
90: Top 3 TV shows from your childhood - Spongebob Squarepants, That's So Raven, and Hannah Montana
91: Top 3 meals you love - Turkey Burgers, Chilli, and Instant Pot Chicken Tortilla Soup
92: Top 3 kinds of tea - i don't drink tea
93: Top 3 embarrassing moments - one time in sixth grade I tripped and fell right on my face in front of my crush, this other time like a couple years ago i opened the door to my car and only realized much too late while i was staring at this random family that it was not my car, and when i went to the gas station to get gas and couldn't get my gas lid on my car opened and this guy had to help me which was already embarrassing enough but then the gas pump wouldn't work so i had to go inside to pay just to realize i forgot my wallet and had to shamefully walk back to my car and then run back inside the convenience store and then pay and then walk back to my car and finally fill my tank.
94: Top 3 holidays to celebrate - Christmas, Halloween, Thanksgiving
95: Top 3 things to do in the rain - have an existential crisis, pretend you're in a music video, walk through puddles like you're six again
96: Top 3 things to do in the snow - Sledding, Build a snowman, shovel it even tho you don't want to
97: Top 3 items you can't leave the house w/o - phone, keys, wallet
98: Top 3 movies you'd like to see - Jurassic World 3, Hotel Transylvania: Transformania bc i'm a child, and the animation of the addams family
99: Top 3 art mediums - Writing fiction/poetry, painting, music
100: Top 3 museums you've been to - Royal Tyrell Museum, Canadian History one in edmonton lol, and heritage park in calgary
101: Top 3 school memories - Middle school dances when the popular kids would grind to the song "Low" which was always an interesting experience, in the twelfth grade at winter formal when we all shouted "SHUT UP AND DANCE!" at the same time when they played Shut Up and Dance, and the day i left
102: Top 3 things you don't/Won't miss - School, my sisters ex, 2016 bc she was a rough year yikes
103: Top 3 pick up lines - "My name is Will. God's Will.", "I'd like to take you to the movies but they don't like you bring your own snacks", "are you from tennessee bc you're the only 10 i see"
104: Top 3 sports to watch - none of them
105: Top 3 taylor swift songs - all too well - exile - coney island
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magioffire · 3 years
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♡ Shipping Dynamics Tier Ranking List 
! tier list items: agent of chaos x chaos enabler. || angel x demon. || angry smol x gentle giant. || boss x employee. || cinnamon roll x sinnamon roll. || cottagecore lesbians. || co-workers. || crime-fighting duo. || criminal x cop. || cynic x idealist. || enemies to lovers. || friends to lovers. || friends with benefits. || found family. || geniuses in love. || grumpy x sunshine. || height difference. || himbo x scary, powerful woman. || idiots in love. || immortal x mortal. || jerks who really only have each other. || love / hate relationship. || mentor x student. || monster x human. || mutual pining. || nerd x jock. || old married couple. || polar opposites. || polyamory. || power couple. || reuniting years later. || ride-or-die bond. || rivals to lovers. || royalty x commoner. || sun x moon parallels. || star-crossed lovers. || tired x concerned caregiver. || toxic relationship. || two bros sitting in a hot tub. || uptight x wild. || vampire x werewolf. || villain couple. Inspired by this list !! repost, do not reblog ! 
THIS SPARKS THE MOST JOY: angry smol x gentle giant, agent of chaos x chaos enabler, crime-frighting duo,  cynic x idealist, enemies to lovers, rivals to lovers, grumpy x sunshine, height difference, immortal x mortal, monster x human, polar opposites, polyamory, power couple.
THIS SPARKS A LOT OF JOY: friends to lovers, found family, cinnamon roll x sinnamon roll, geniuses in love and idiots in love *at the same time lol. himbo x scary, powerful woman, student x mentor, reuniting years later, ride or die bond, royalty x commoner, villian couple, star-crossed lovers, jerks who really only have eachother,
 THIS SPARKS SOME JOY: angel x demon, co-workers, friends with benefits, two bros sitting in a hot tub (5 feet apart cuz they arent gay), vampire x werewolf.
 THIS SPARKS JOY IF EXECUTED WELL: uptight x wild, mutual pining, old married couple, tired/concerned caregiver, sun/moon parrallels 
THIS DOES NOT SPARK JOY: toxic relationship (*yes im okay with ships having toxic elements but not an entire whole ass toxic relationship lol vali has had enough of those) nerd/jock boss/employee (tried this one and im not sure i really liked that one sjkdfadkg)
tagging: @vilisus, @womanlives, @edeioninkina, @nobleburn @coyotesteeth @corvusdei @chaotiicgoods @chantlight
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the-captainzarina · 3 years
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zarina hendricks ✰ 21 ✰ student/dock hand ✰ magical (tw: mentions of alcohol & drugs)
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Zarina most likely has Walt Grove’s biggest collection of headbands, scrunchies, bandanas, hair scarfs… anything that can tame her trademarked lion’s mane. Her hair is so out of control that sometimes the girl judges her productivity based on how many hair ties she snaps on a day-to-day basis. Hair straighteners beware.
If you ever need to convince Zarina to do something, one way that works about 75% of the time is to openly underestimate her. If you look this girl in the eye and tell her she can’t do something, you’ll set her off. When it comes to her character or ability being put into question, Zarina has this subconscious need to prove people wrong.
“Curiosity killed the cat… but satisfaction brought it back.” This is pretty much her life’s motto. Zarina is far too curious for her own good. Her curiosity often gets her into trouble, but it equally as often leads her to some of her greatest discoveries or adventures. She is one of the most inquisitive people you’ll ever meet in your lifetime. Sometimes though, this trait of hers causes the girl to take things too far. This gets particularly tricky when it comes to her personal relationships.
Zarina rarely wastes time. She doesn’t like to sit around doing nothing. The girl is always up to something, whether its school related, work related, magic related, or wander related. Even when she’s had a little too much to drink or a little too much to smoke, she’s not usually one to want to veg out on the couch.
When it comes to making friends, Zarina has an easier time making chemical fires. She doesn’t open up easily and can be a little cynical/untrusting at times. If you’re able to land her loyalty though, she’ll stop the world for you. Break that loyalty? Well she’s not great at giving second chances.
Her personal style is… soft-rock-dreamy-beach-girl. Zarina has a unique closet that she loves even though she’s not the most fashion-forward. Most of her clothes are thrifted and she usually wears a few layered pieces of gold jewelry (but not too much.)
Her favorite food is coconut shrimp and favorite dessert is smores.
Definitely has one of those countdown boards in her lab that says “it’s been x amount of days since the last chemical fire”
Has a habit of eating sweets when working or feeling inspired.
Zarina loves to customize her stuff, especially her chemistry equipment/protective gear. If you walked into the chem lab at the university you could easily tell what belonged to her.
Does not like being told what to do/being taken advantage of & has a competitive side. She often can be very blunt and usually doesn’t know when to slow down.
Currently stu-dying! She doesn’t believe that grades define a person’s intelligence but that doesn’t make struggling in school any less stressful. 
Looks like a cinnamon roll— could kill you. She’s got great aim.
INTP - The Logician “the important thing is to not stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing.”
Pansexual.
Jewel tones!
Loves a good boot moment.
Pocket-sized Scorpio (pisces rising) - born October 27th!
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bitofthisandthat · 3 years
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Shipping Dynamics Tier Ranking List.
tier list items: agent of chaos x chaos enabler. || angel x demon. || angry smol x gentle giant. || boss x employee. || cinnamon roll x sinnamon roll. || cottagecore lesbians. || co-workers. || crime-fighting duo. || criminal x cop. || cynic x idealist. || enemies to lovers. || friends to lovers. || friends with benefits. || found family. || geniuses in love. || grumpy x sunshine. || height difference. || himbo x scary, powerful woman. || idiots in love. || immortal x mortal. || jerks who really only have each other. || love / hate relationship. || mentor x student. || monster x human. || mutual pining. || nerd x jock. || old married couple. || polar opposites. || polyamory. || power couple. || reuniting years later. || ride-or-die bond. || rivals to lovers. || royalty x commoner. || sun x moon parallels. || star-crossed lovers. || tired x concerned caregiver. || toxic relationship. || two bros sitting in a hot tub. || uptight x wild. || vampire x werewolf. || villain couple.
Inspired by this list!! repost, do not reblog!
THIS SPARKS THE MOST JOY:
power couple.
villain couple.
jerks who really only have each other.
idiots in love.
mutual pining.
friends to lovers.
enemies to lovers.
star-crossed lovers.
agent of chaos x chaos enabler.
royalty x commoner.
love / hate relationship.
two bros sitting in a hot tub.
cinnamon roll x sinnamon roll.
uptight x wild.
reuniting years later.
ride-or-die bond.
found family.
THIS SPARKS A LOT OF JOY:
cottagecore lesbians.
crime-fighting duo.
nerd x jock.
monster x human.
friends with benefits.
nerd x jock.
criminal x cop.
mentor x student. ( Platonic for this one mostly )
THIS SPARKS SOME JOY:
geniuses in love.
old married couple.
polar opposites.
height difference.
angry smol x gentle giant.
tired x concerned caregiver.
THIS SPARKS JOY IF EXECUTED WELL:
toxic relationship.
boss x employee.
immortal x mortal.
rivals to lovers.
co-workers.
grumpy x sunshine.
THIS DOES NOT SPARK JOY:  ( Or; how you can annoy Lia in 5 seconds with this played out shiz)
vampire x werewolf.
himbo x scary, powerful woman.
polyamory.
sun x moon parallels.
angel x demon.
cynic x idealist.
tagged: ( Stolen from Renee as always XD )  tagging: do it
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seekesotsibteadmist · 3 years
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Shipping Dynamics Tier Ranking List.
tier list items: agent of chaos x chaos enabler. || angel x demon. || angry smol x gentle giant. || boss x employee. || cinnamon roll x sinnamon roll. || cottagecore lesbians. || co-workers. || crime-fighting duo. || criminal x cop. || cynic x idealist. || enemies to lovers. || friends to lovers. || friends with benefits. || found family. || geniuses in love. || grumpy x sunshine. || height difference. || himbo x scary, powerful woman. || idiots in love. || immortal x mortal. || jerks who really only have each other. || love / hate relationship. || mentor x student. || monster x human. || mutual pining. || nerd x jock. || old married couple. || polar opposites. || polyamory. || power couple. || reuniting years later. || ride-or-die bond. || rivals to lovers. || royalty x commoner. || sun x moon parallels. || star-crossed lovers. || tired x concerned caregiver. || toxic relationship. || two bros sitting in a hot tub. || uptight x wild. || vampire x werewolf. || villain couple.
Inspired by this list !! repost, do not reblog!
THIS SPARKS THE MOST JOY:
found family.
mutual pining.
ride-or-die bond.
friends to lovers.
star-crossed lovers.
rivals to lovers.
grumpy x sunshine.
polar opposites.
sun x moon parallels.
agent of chaos x chaos enabler.
cynic x idealist.
reuniting years later.
cinnamon roll x sinnamon roll.
THIS SPARKS A LOT OF JOY:
polyamory.
himbo x scary, powerful woman.
monster x human.
height difference.
loner x popular person.
angry smol x gentle giant.
nerd x jock.
enemies to lovers.
crime-fighting duo.
power couple.
old married couple.
uptight x wild.
geniuses in love.
THIS SPARKS SOME JOY:
idiots in love.
two bros sitting in a hot tub.
angel x demon.
love / hate relationship.
tired x concerned caregiver.
villain couple.
co-workers.
friends with benefits.
jerks who really only have each other.
vampire x werewolf.  
THIS SPARKS JOY IF EXECUTED WELL:
royalty x commoner.
immortal x mortal.  
THIS DOES NOT SPARK JOY:
mentor x student.
criminal x cop.
boss x employee.
toxic relationship.
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