#circle of johnkat

[rabble-dabble]

please, never shut up.

#homestuck #hs #john egbert #karkat vantas #johnkat #doodleart #circle of johnkat #LITERALLY johnkat discord has been becomin more and more feral #they r so great i love ti #they just never shut the fuck up i love them all. even temmie JKSDFHAKSHFJSKLDFH /lh #i let the late nighters choose my colour theme (purple and orange) so ty artlet and changeling !!! #their first colour choice was just. blue and red. HDJKFHADKSFHJFK WTF WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO ??? SHDFJKHASDKLFH

[runakorift]

I think johnkat is good because I imagine it to be like John and Karkat having to go from leading everyone to some sort of victory, to just chilling, but now it's a battle on who does the fucking dishes or laundry and almost always ends up with Karkat getting what he wanted but in the most convoluted fucking way imaginable.

KARKAT: WOW, FOR A GUY WHO SEEMED SO CONFIDENT HE COULD SAVE US AND WITHOUT A DOUBT MAKE A NEW UNIVERSE, YOU SURE SEEM *AWFULLY FUCKING QUIET* OVER A MENIAL TASK LIKE DOING THE DISHES, EGBERT.

JOHN: you want me.

KARKAT: WE ARE NOT DOING THIS RIGHT NOW.

JOHN: your pitch flirting is awful, to make me feel better you should do the laundry. :B

KARKAT: HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY TIME SUCH POOR HUMOR AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT? IS THIS YOUR PRANKSTER'S GAMBIT'S TRUE NATURE OR ARE YOU GENUINELY THAT FUCKING DENSE ACROSS THE BOARD?

KARKAT: DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER THE SHITSLOSH CONVERSATION WE HAVE BEEN FUCKING GOING BACK AND FORTH ON FOR INDESCRIBLE HOURS?

JOHN: no, it's been so long i kinda forgot.

KARKAT: JOHN.

KARKAT: JUST DO US BOTH A FAVOR AND CLEAN THE DISHES.

JOHN: what? no! i dont want to do the dishes.

KARKAT: ARE YOU—

John is grinning at him, and comes over and gives the troll a soft kiss on the cheek, stroking the other one softly. Karkat, shocked and speechless, watches his matesprit walk back over to the sink and turn on the water. He snaps out of the daze for a moment.

KARKAT: THE HOT WATER, YOU IMBECILE!

John 284 - Karkat 12 [amount of times one "won" so to speak] [John's really good at it] [Karkat has his moments] [[Read tags]]

#ive never written either of em before #sorry johnkat nation i may have flopped #this was just supposed to be funny #john egbert #karkat vantas #homestuck #home22tuck #btw for context karkat wanted john to do the dishes as he did laundry #john basically agrees to yhis [on purpose w/o kar realizing] #so kar gets a bit fed up thinking theyre just going in circles #thats why john just opted in for smooching the bastard #i still enjoyed writing it but sorry if its ooc #i try not to fuck w canon chrs as much bec im bad at keeping them ic #johnkat

[choctalksalot]

and now,

i wait

#circle of johnkat if you find me #hi [: #do you like my first official johnkat post #i do

[scoutpologist]

more people should join circle of johnkat. if you like johnkat join circle of johnkat. here’s a link to join circle of johnkat.

#op #johnkat

[felismiscellaneous]

since NO ONE ELSE has posted it apparently. the circle did an aggie

#homestuck #john egbert #karkat vantas #johnkat #the circle of johnkat #circle of johnkat #friendship #blatant homosexuality #i only draw a lil bit aggie is hell and my paws hurt easily #but everyone elses art is so good so cool!!! #idr all their urls tho so if any of them see this pls reblog so u can get credit!! #my art #but only a lil

[plugnuts]

I have Unus Annus brainrot and I wanted to draw the boys in my fave UA merch

#unus annus #homestuck #john egbert #karkat vantas #johnkat #circle of johnkat #the circle of johnkat #homestuck john #homestuck karkat #i get it may not look like johnkat BUT just!! it is!! okay #john is the unus to karkat's annus #heck i would love to draw mark and ethan but i dunno how to draw them :/ #i have another.. drawing.. of them in merch.. but it is not done yet u-u #it will be finished and released tomorrow tho #because unus annus is ending tomorrow #but you know what? #i am gonna keep it alive #when it's over i will draw these two in unus annus scenarios because i love them #i have Ideas #also i want excuses to just draw unus john and annus karkat #I ADORE THEM KAY? #by the way i ordered these shirts and i cannot WAIT to get them!! #i have admittedly spent maybe... £200~ on UA merch...?? help me :') #but yeah i love these two so much #unus john #annus karkat #<33 #camp unus annus #my art

[diciusnestea]

hewwo @rabble-dabble-draws OWO happy bday!!!!!!!!!

heres sum johnkat for the best dude🤧 its just sketches but i hope yall like it

#homestuck #johnkat #john egbert #karkat vantas #circle of johnkat #my art

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

CG: JOHN, DO YOU LOVE ME?

EB: of course, karkat!

CG: MORE THAN MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY?????

EB: know your place, karkat.

#HFDSJVDSJGKG #god op i follow you and you and the circle of johnkat are a force to witness #jesus christ yall out here spouting fanart and everything #i love that for all of you #everybody go give the circle of johnkat some love i dont care if you dont ship johnkat #i dont ship johnkat i ship banekat and johnte with the fucking essence that is my soul and i appreciate the johnkat circle #QUALITY artwork op #love yall . go fuckin stupid dogg #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #submission #rabble-dabble-draws #mod dave #karkat vantas #john egbert #johnkat

[freakywizard]

I don't read Homestuck but

Is karkat a twink? Asking for a friend

#no I'm not #I keep reading johnkat shit #egbertnseems like a twink #but #so does karkat #I see why y'all ship em with Dave instead #although Dave lowkey seems like a twink #maybe that's why u filthy fucks like stridercest #conclusion: all homestucks boys are twinks #MMM #maybe not gamzee #I crackship gamzee and Rick Sanchez #WAIT YALL SHIP GAMAKT #it's full circle #so yeah #I guess karkat is a twink

[notedchampagne]

Ajvkfmcmvk kinda random but pale johnkat opinions? (Lovely art btw)

(thank you!) personally im just very meh/neutral towards any ships that involve dave or karkat with john for the reason that i think their closest extent would really just be as bros? karkat and dave both have a lot of feelings that are buried down under some real deep facades and walls and to actually -connect- with them you gotta find some way to parse when theyre bullshitting and get them to trust you enough that youll understand how they feel. imo with karkat only sollux terezi and dave have gotten into that small inner circle and with dave only karkats gotten into that circle. i cherish john to bits but hes just... so so complacent? with most of his interactions with dave and karkat he never goes deeper than superficial, which is why he still thinks dave is cool af and karkats just endearing as an angry-soft dude. theyre excellent friends but johns gotta get Through that superficial barrier if you know what im saying. anyway dave and karkat totally had big teenage crushes on john while he had no idea thats canon 

#johnkat #keep in mind if you ship it im totes okay with that!! go ahead and prosper #talking back

[solareveille]

does anyone remember that circle of hs fanfic authors from the 2011 era who shipped, like, daverezi johnkat and pale solrezi and were some kind of High Academics bc their fics still murder me to this day. Strider’s Edge and The Vienna Game by paraTactician? BL4CK HOL3, green 2un by urbanAnchorite? Cities in Dust by cephiedVariable? timeless, classic, perfect, stunning. wonder what all of them r doing now

#rev.txt #yall underestimate the impact striders edge had on me #like #as a person

[rabble-dabble]

some johnkat fanart for @moufhurty in the johnkat discord!! he made a cute lemon boy johnkat animation and i just couldn't help myself

#homestuck #hs #john egbert #karkat vantas #johnkat #doodleart #circle of johnkat #he said i had permission to post this!!! #i drew it for him bcs his animation was SOOOO cute and amazing!!! #if you join the discord you can see it in the art channel <333 #thank you artlet!!!

[ticklish-sprout]

Wow, Language - JohnKat

Words: 991

"Karkat." John nudged the sleeping troll. "Karkat."

"Fuck off..." Karkat turned away from him with a growl.

"We have to go." He rolled his eyes when he hissed at him. "Come on." He received another hiss. "Are you even awake, Karkitty?" He poked his stomach, eliciting a shudder.

Oh.

"Wakey wakey, kitty cat." John reached under his shirt and scratched his bare stomach.

"Grr." Karkat squeaked out a laugh, then purred.

"Oh my god, you're kidding me." He traced his finger over where his belly button would be, grinning at the cute noises he made. He'd be furious if he woke up, so he backed away before that could happen.

"Why did you stop?" he asked, not opening his eyes.

"You're awake! God, I'm sorry! Please don't murder me!" John tried to shield himself. "Wait, you want me to keep going?"

"Did I fucking stutter?" Karkat snapped.

"Sorry, sorry." He reached over and began tracing circles across his gray skin. "Like this?"

"Y-yes." His body shook, arching up into his touch. "It-ahahahaha!" He grabbed his hand. "Tickles."

"I know!" John moved to stand up. "I didn't mean-"

"I said, 'keep going'." Karkat squealed as soon as he began the light touches again. "Johohohohon!"

"That's me!" he beamed. "I can't believe you like being tickled, this is too precious."

"Do nahahahat!" He barked out a laugh as he pinched near his grub scars. "Okay, mahahaybe!"

"Like I said, precious." John nuzzled his nose against his torso, making him squawk. "Does this tickle?" He smiled against his ribs.

"Yehehehes! Fuck, what are you doing?!" Karkat's eyes widened in panic as he looked down at his feet. "Not there!"

"Yes, there!" He blew a quick raspberry on his stomach (he totally did not scream) and flipped him over. "Hold real still!" He sat on his legs and pulled his feet off the bed.

"I'll literally kill you!" he shouted. "Don't you dare, Egbert! You'll be sorry!"

"I probably will be." John tapped his chin. "But not at the moment." He immediately went in for the kill by going after his toes. "They're so tiny!"

"FUHUHUHUHUCK!" Karkat grasped at the sheets, laughing hysterically. "JOHN!" He took a deep breath. "YOU MOTHERFUCKING ALMIGHTY DUNDERFUCK, STOP!"

"Wow." He actually did stop for a moment. "That's a new one."

"Shut up, douchemuffin! I can't think straight when you're doing that!" He gave him double middle fingers.

"Doing what, tickling you?" John smirked as he let out a soft whimper. "Does tickling you turn your brain into a gooey mess, Karkitty?"

"Do NOT call me-FUCK!" Karkat beat the bed with his fists as the tickling resumed. "FUHUHUHUHUHUHUCK, STAHAHAHAHAP! I HATE YOU, JOHOHOHOHOHN! I'LL PISS ON EVERYTHING YOHOHOHOHOHOU OWN!"

"Excessive much?" He shifted his arm so he could tickle both feet with both hands.

"FOR THE LOVE OF A SEEDFLAP-HUMPING NOOK-FONDLER, STOP!" He successfully launched him off the bed, then curled into a ball.

"That hurt." John sat up, rubbing his head.

"You were killing me!" Karkat shot back.

"You said you liked it!"

"Not when it's full-on torturing, you dumb fuck!"

"Oh, so just gentle?" He nudged up his shirt again and traced various shapes and words out.

"Yehehehes." He pushed his face down. "D-do the nuzzle thing."

"You didn't say 'please', but fine." John obeyed, sneaking in a few nibbles here and there.

"Ahahaha!" Karkat's toes curled slightly. "Shit!"

"Do you like this, Karkitty? Is it relaxing? Fun? What do you like about it?" He paused in his movements.

"I-I don't know." He looked deep in thought. "Crabdad and I were always fighting just to keep him calm, so maybe I'm touch-starved? I still loved him a lot." Red tears slid down his cheeks. "I really did."

"Aw, Karkat...don't cry." John brought him into a hug. "I'm here, it's okay."

"Th-thank you." Karkat buried his face into his shoulder. "It's hard talking about it." He looked up. "What about your lusus?"

"Dad?" His face dropped. "I loved him a lot, but then fucking Jack killed him and Rose's mom." He clenched his fists, anger flaring up in his stomach. "And I think they liked each other. They looked...happy."

"John." He covered his mouth. "I know. It hurts." His ears suddenly perked up. "Where's that stupid buck-toothed smile of yours?" He squeezed his hips.

"Eee! Ahahaha, no!" John shook his head, giggling loudly. "I'm smiling, I'm smiling!"

"Good." Karkat yelped as he pinned his wrists above his head. "Hey!"

"You'll pay for that!" He used the windy thing to tickle him everywhere he could think of.

"Egbert, I swehehehear to gog I WILL ENDYOUDAMMITNO! NOHOHOHOHOHOAHAHAHA! FUCK YOU AND YOU'RE STUPID CUTE FAHAHAHAHACE!" He flipped him off the best he could.

"Cute face, huh?" John let go, blushing so hard even his ears turned pink. "You think it's cute?"

"Fuck no, I couldn't think straight! Again!" Karkat crossed his arms and turned away. "It's not like I like you or anything."

"Like in what way? Karkat, I am not a homosexual." He bit his lip. "But...I am bi, so-"

"I don't know what that means and I don't care! I'm flushed for you, John Egbert!" He pushed him onto the floor. "Just leave me alone."

"Karkat." John stood up and looped his arms around him. "Could you, um, explain quadrants to me one more time? What does flush-"

"I love you," Karkat interrupted, "in that weird 'homo' thing you keep talking about. Whatever."

"Aw, I'm flushed for you too!" he laughed. "I'm so happy!"

"If you're fucking with me, I'll kill you!" His eyes softened. "But if you aren't, I'm happier than you are."

"Are not!"

"Are too!"

"Are not!"

"Are too!"

"Are-"

The door flung open, revealing an irritated Dave. "I'm trying to sleep, you lovebirds. Keep it in your pants." Then he was gone.

"...it's two in the afternoon," John said weakly.

"You're a bitchshitting tentsquatting razzmatazz of 'go fuck yourself in the ass'!" Karkat yelled after him.

#my fics #tickle fic #Homestuck #John Egbert #Karkat Vantas #Dave Strider #JohnKat #Karkat's swearing is the best thing ever

[choctalksalot]

i made a promise to myself to not follow any of my fandom friends until i choke up enough organs onto this page to feed them. unfortunately im also starved for attention so every time i make content i immediately send it to them anyway. so it's. i just kind of put myself into a spin cycle

#choc talks #ill at least cough up some johnkat before i hand them the ticket to hell #probably more dirk too. lots of dirk. and eggs #if you're in the circle and you find this. you didn't. close ur eyes

[twinsky]

flashbacks to like 5 years ago when we met because our urls were a single letter off from one another

LIFE IS A CIRCLE AND IT ALL COMES BACK TO YOU, ME, AND JOHNKAT

#best deicison of my life so far was this url lbr #johnkateer #chatty little child

[felismiscellaneous]

the circle has completed,,,, another,,,,,

#homestuck #john egbert #karkat vantas #johnkat #the circle of johnkat #circle of johnkat #blood #blood tw #mild gore #hs2 #hs^2 #homestuck^2 #for blacklist and whatnot #i love my pals even if i barely draw #theyre all so good at art!!!! #you should check out the circle :eyes: #big boobs??? #chile #my art #not my art #wow #two in one