Any electrician will warn you to first locate and flip the house's CAUSALITY circuit breaker before touching the CIRCUIT BREAKERS one.
Breaker Box [Explained]
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[An open breaker box is shown. There are 26 labelled breakers, all of which are on, arranged in a 2 by 13 grid.]
Kitchen lights / A whirring fan you didn't realize was on until now
Living room lights / Dishwasher
Porch lights / Dishes
Bathroom lights and one surprise mystery outlet somewhere / Hallway lights
North-facing appliances / Hallway outlets
Bathtub drain light / Hallway floors
Appliances whose names contain the letter "F" / Social media
Hot water heater / State law
Regular water heater / Federal law
Outlets in rooms that it's normal to eat pizza in / Second law of thermodynamics
High-pitched hum generator / Friction
[There are words that are too small to read on the left breaker's label.] The solution to the cryptogram below: / Gravity
Bugs / Circuit breakers
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Nora: you know Jaune, if you still need a date to the dance, I can think of someone!
Jaune: Really? Who'd go to the dance with me?
Nora: Wellllllll, I won't name names, but she's a redhead, with gorgeous green eyes, and she's often very lonely even when around people.
Jaune: Hmmm. I think I know who you're talking about ... Does her name start with 'P'?
Nora: Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't, and you never heard this from me!
Jaune: Alright, alright, I'll go ask her!
~Later~
Nora: So Pyr-Pyr~ has Jaune asked you out yet?
Pyrrha: *Sigh* Unfortunately no, he hasn't.
Nora: What? but he said he would!
Pyrrha: WHAT?!? Did you tell him!
Nora: I Implied it! I never said your name!
Jaune: Oh! Hey guys! What're you talking about!
Nora: What We're wearing to the dance!
Jaune: Cool, speaking of the dance-
Nora: If you'd like I can leave so you can talk to Pyrrha!
Jaune: Uh, okay? Well, I'd actually prefer you both be here so I can introduce you to my *Blushing* Girlfriend!
Nora: *Panicked* WHAT?
Pyrrha: *Distraught* What ...
Penny: Salutations!
Jaune: What do you mean what? Nora you gave me the courage to ask her out, even if at first it was just as friends. Now that we've spent some time together she's ... really just great!
Penny: Yes and Jaune has been very kind and understanding in ways most people are not. He accepts my oddities and helps me navigate unfamiliar social situation- Oh! Ruby! *running down the hall* Salutations!
Jaune: Oh! Pen- I'll be right back guys! *He leaves, following Penny*
Nora: ...
Pyrrha: ... Nora?
Nora: Y-yes Pyrrha?
Pyrrha: *Slamming and locking the door with her semblance* You gave him advice, Correct?
Nora: It- it was to try and help him get to you! I didn't know he'd go after Penny first!
Pyrrha: Oh, So it was all in good intention?
Nora: ... Yes?
Pyrrha: then pray tell, dear Valkyrie, what is the road to hel paved with?
Ruby: *From the Door* Hey, Is Nora in there? she gave some advice to Jaune that I'd like to Talk to her about!
Pyrrha: *Unlocking the door* Funny! I was just about to do the same thing!
Ruby: *Walking in with Crescent Rose* Sweet May I join?
Pyrrha: You certainly may~
Nora: *writing frantically* I NORA VALKYRIE DO DELCARE THIS MY LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT- GIVE IT ALL TO LIE REN!
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Arculus Rift/CircuitBreaker (Jaune x Penny) Headcanons if would so indulge me?
RWBY Ship Headcannons #74: Arculus Rift
God, Jaune is the sweetest guy. He'll leave little post-its for Penny to just say he hopes she has a nice day. He always makes her breakfast even if he wakes up after her. He's a very affectionate partner.
Penny has little memory lapses every so often, so she and Jaune both write memos on each other's skin. The most common one - and one they eventually get tattooed - is 'You're perfect as you are'.
She has his coffee order memorized to a tee.
Despite all the romantic shit he does, Jaune cannot handle being pampered without blushing like a maniac. Penny buys him a gift and suddenly he's all red and stuttering. His teammates think its adorable, and Penny thinks he's precious.
If they see something that reminds them of each other, they HAVE to get it immediately.
He cuts her hair. Pretty regularly, and he's very gentle about it.
Meanwhile she braids his! They're messy but she's getting better and more coordinated thanks to the practice.
Thanks for the suggestion! Remember ask box is OPEN for Ship Summaries, Headcannon Requests and Ship Trials!
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Penny: Jaune? Are you available Right now?
Jaune: Yeah, I got nothing going on.
Penny: Would you play spin the Bottle with me?
Jaune: ...
Jaune: Penny, Do you know how to play spin the bottle?
Penny: yes! The bottle is set on the ground and one player spins it! After it has ceased spinning, the one who spun it kisses the player the opening of the bottle most closely points to!
Jaune: Well, it's good you know that before getting into this. Who else is playing?
Penny: No one. I had desired it to just be us.
Jaune: *Pauses*
Penny: ...
Jaune: ...
Penny: Jaune?
Jaune: Well. Alright then. Let's go.
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