I saw someone refer to Doric as a 'Vanilla Tiefling' and tbh that IS hilarious but also I'll have you know I happen to LOVE vanilla so Miss Doric of the Emerald Conclave if you're free Friday night-
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Top surgery scheduled guys
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Mystra is so fucking mid like im sorry but you see Shar and shes the size of a mountain beautiful woman made of obsidian and absolutely terrifying.
The statue of Umberlee in the Water Queen’s House is badass and Mystra looks like the living embodiment of bedazzled jeans
Like yah maybe its bc its easier to take a human lover but Gale is an absolute Freak dont tell me he wouldn’t be into an 80ft tall woman
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✨cuddling that turns into being pinned down and absolutely wrecked✨
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Can't believe I thought I was straight when I used to have a crush on her
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Everyone shut up I’m experiencing childlike wonder
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loving I'm In Love With the Villainess and one of my favourite things about it is how Misha, Rod, Yu, and Thane are all gunning for Rae and Claire to get together, it's genuinely great
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Me: oh boy new Re: Dracula! I can fit that in while I do this short chore
Spotify: This episode is 19 minutes!
Me: ...OH, OKAY?!
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They took my teeth again cant have SHIT in Detroit
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I'll never admit this but god I love being teased
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which motogp rider is fleabag coded??
oh its so valentino lol. like not for the romance bit necessarily (sorry) but fleabag's whole deal as a person who is trapped inside performance as a coping mechanism for her fucked up relationships to others AND the death of her best friend is just vale imo. like he is SO traumatized and is dealing with it by doing relentless bits and winking at an invisible audience.... i love you panopticon boy.....
for rosquez we can lean into the fact that marc a. is catholic and b. marc marquez voice to me valentino is SHOW. like maybe not when they first met but NOW i think he can see right through alll of the distraction and theatricallity... truly that scene in fleabag where the hot priest just CLOCKS her and is like. who are you talking to?? that's marc. but in this version hot priest marc IS ready to leave the priesthood its just vale being SO uncomfy with how much he likes marc and how much marc can see all of his defense mechanisms with like. no effort. so its marc being like. i love you. adn VALE hitting him with the. it'll pass.
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reading goodreads reviews for a book I just finished has really put in perspective how far removed I've gotten from what most people find disturbing
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