#clam down

[camelpimp]

Like, ok, I get not liking AO3 for whatever reason, but I do not get the people who get so fucking furious about it. Like... don't you have actual concerns? For the, uh, everything happening in the world, your outrage is directly at people who give money to a fanfic site?

#even if you think it's a complete waste people misspend their money all the damn time #some of y'all act like giving ao3 money is like giving the idf money #clam down

[theaologies]

My issue with some things is that some people will complain about someone recommending x but not y as though because you’re recommending one thing you have certainly read everything else that has ever been written lol

#like you can’t #you can’t get mad at someone for not knowing something if they haven’t consume it lmao #girls I know nothing about game of thrones so ofc I’m never going to recommend it to someone #clam down #I wouldn’t even recommend fourth wing even though it has MY niche disability in it #that I’ve never seen represented anywhere #and is by an author with my disability #clam down PLEASE

[puppyeared]

slow

#i realized this only a few days ago #and every person ive recounted this story to got the pun right on the spot #explains why my brothers nickname for me is epimetheus #im gonna go lie down #yapping #comics #doodles #animal crossing #acnh #manila.. clam....

[moonshynecybin]

every time vale gets asked a question about marc he follows this formula

one sentence that is very neutral about marc + change the subject and talk about one of the academy riders

the exceptions to this doctrine are his dramatic shakespearean betrayal monologues where he says INSANE gay shit like “he had to kill the idea of me” with his CHEST. like truly that milquetoast stuff is what he’ll say to REPORTERS, you get that mf on a podcast and suddenly he’s charles dickens level verbose. getting paid in words a minute. slanders per second. deranged delusions per hour.

me when i am so sososo so divorced. most divorced man maybe ever

#ALSO: love when marc encounters vale drama and shuts down it must be said. my girl goes nonverbal. my girl refuses to comment #truly. outside of the mm93 media machine he clams up… idk theyve both been burned by media... but ALSO #baby its PR 101 to not get yourself in a situation where someone can ask you a hashtag controversial follow up question #callie speaks #asks #rosquez #motogp

[xabura]

Oh god, not the rabid Kataang shippers thinking Zutara is going to happen in NATLA because a writer for the series likes it. Some writers liking Zutara does not mean the ship is going to happen, if that were the case then Zutara would have already been canon in the original ATLA lmao.

I like Zutara but I don't see it happening in NATLA but these Kataang freaks are so delusional and insecure, they are making up entire conspiracy theories about how Zutara is going to happen and harassing the writers over it. These people need to be banned from social media because what the fuck is this creepy stalker behavior?

Classic Kataang shipper cognitive dissonance on display here. Constantly denying that Zutara could happen yet always feeling threatened by the possibility that Zutara could happen. They are more obsessed with Zutara than Zutara shippers themselves.

#zutara #these people are getting STRESSED #it's actually so funny #deep down inside they know zutara actually makes sense #clam down....this is fictional....none of it is real.....

[tainted-sweet-meats]

if you ever wanna make fake fashion mag pages use font Badoni for the title designs and Helvetica to read. you will thank me later

#asmtsm rambles #badoni is for fashion only and a text used to sell fashion #kinda like how colors claim to clam folks down #samesies #Helvetica makes reading easy everything you see that wants you to stop and read is some form of helvetica #god I wish I could link all the major fonts I have that I I paid for in art college... I mean I paid for it I should be god damn able to =_ #if its one thing I know ios font and type face... thanks MR masi for scaring us shit less to ace your class

[hyperfixatedfandomer]

Spider in custody: thinks about Jake for 0.0001 sec

Quaritch asf:

(Fanfic by @ao3gobi17 )

#had to make a meme after that last chapter #like DAMN #That man is POSESSIVE #Like clam tf down your son was just trying to be a good person to that man #STOP TRYING TO PLOT HIS MURDER #avatar spider #spider socorro #avatar 2 #avatar way of water #avatar #avatar quaritch #atwow #atwow spider #spider atwow #spider soccoro #avatar headcanons #spider avatar #miles quaritch #recom quaritch

[chimeride]

#cyclop #i think it's my last one of the serie #my GOD time flies i started it 2y ago now?? #the pace have slowed down so mch ahaha #it kinda bother me bc i feel like the quality isnt the same everytime #which is normal if you dont draw regularly #but still #sea creature #zooanthrop #clam shell #sea urchin #917 #octem 115 #aqva 4 #monster #chimera #bestiaru #creature design #ink #the Unknown

[jenoutof10]

itoshi rin is an oyster

he has a rough shell and is mistakable for a rock, but once you crack him open he is a mushy vulnerable blob ready to be devoured

#i wanna eat oysters or clams... the amount of joy i get from cracking one open and shlorping down one is crazy #i think this fits cause rin has a water effect in the anime #bllk #blue lock #itoshi rin #🍑 jenius

[meownotgood]

aki belt kink is mutual mags i want to watch him take his black blazer off, accompanied with the sound of fiddling with the belt’s buckle the anticipation that comes with it is so mouth watering wnmtmgmemr i’m so flustered and when he finally gets it off he beckons you with a finger and a breathy “come here” to summon you to your knees GRAHHHHHHH

the way im tingling just from reading this

AAUUUUGGHHHHHH just think about watching aki as he unbuttons his jacket and tugs it from his shoulders, he fixes the cuffs on his shirt before reaching for his tie and tugging it until it's loose around his collar, the buckle on his belt jingles as he undoes it, his pants go slacker around his hips once he pops the button and pulls down the zipper I'm............ aki just strip tease me. I don't need anything more

#I'd be a happy little clam just watching him take his clothes off #somethin about it... I don't get it... but it's....... #you understand anon... I know you do....... #don't make me think of him saying that #pounces on him like a feral cat #and then imagine how he reaches up and takes his hair down........ ooh #one. bite aki #I need to bite him so badly #shake him around like a dog toy #gggrrrrrrrrrr #ask mags #aki <3

[decarbry]

does Yabureme ever question what the ring stain on his finger is? or is he programmed to just not perceive it?

he is aware of it and knows what makes the mark but has never asked

#boku no hero academia fanart #Yabureme Aizawa AU #nomu aizawa #shouta aizawa #eraser head #it's common for questions and curiosity to be shut down by Shigaraki #soooo in order to avoid trouble he just clams up :) #they're not as worried about this for triggering memories bc it can be explained away easily as just another scar from fighting

[lacunasbalustrade]

baking today will post results. im making cookies because im a beginner

#[tomorroweatstoday] #my hope is that i can learn to love using this site as a place to just set my heart down on the counter and watch it flutter with every #strange beat and whispering pulse #and i think the key to doing that is not forcing myself through the lows #and chatting more about myself like no one's listening. #i tend to clam up when im busy and reblog without notes #but i want to do more than that. i want to be more tender. i want to believe. i want to be excessively open #i can be braver now. i want to be unconditionally brave.

[phin-tastic]

thinking about tyler durden nutting in soup rn.

#id gobble down that whole order of clam chowder #suddenly i’m parched and need to lubricate my esophagus with scorching hot and salty soup ☺️ #fight club #sperm soup tehe

[gummywyvern]

Deca, my monhun oc. She sleeps on the beach all day and cares about nothing. Hunters use her favored territory as a safe zone to camp!

#monster hunter #lao shan lung #art #ikanadrawings #illustration #dragon #elder dragon #:) rehash of deca time hhe #imagine u get to be a bigass dragon and sleeps all day #very incredibly docile and lets hunters hang around her all the time. her migration is at most walking down the coast #she eats sea life and limestone and hunters like to leave her bigass clams they find as treats

[busting-buffers]

i hate him, hes so worried about his silly little paintwork

#thomas and friends #thomas the tank engine #ttte #ttte james #james the red engine #jamesblogging #'A SCRATCH?!' clam down gay train

[seabeck]

Baby Yellow is safe but apparently something dug up Queen. Likely coyote based on the poo nearby. I guess it's not the worst thing ever but.. ugh

#this is what happens when you have to put your chicken down after dark in the rain and cant find your shovel #so you use a clam shovel