Don’t mess with these kids
I’m not here to talk about if you like him or hate him or if you ship Jotakak or if you don’t. What we can all kinda agree with is that Jouta’s birth is kinda weird and I wanna propose a different situation that may or may not be a little better.
Ok so forgive me but I still haven’t read Stone Ocean yet so my knowledge of Jotaro’s relationship with his ex is limited but in this case let’s say they divorced right before DIU, (I’m totally wrong).
Anyways, Joot and Kak end up 💚together💜 and go to Morioh for the whole DIU situation. While they are there, they stumble upon an old lady in need of some assistance. Don’t care what it is, maybe she’s carrying to many bags. They help her and while doing so, she gets the vibes that they’re a couple. After they finished, she thanks them and reveals herself as a stand user and her stand has the power to make babies (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) from any two people no matter their sex. She hands them a basket with a baby in it then leaves never to be seen again cuz why not.
So Joot and Kak are obviously confused, and concerned that this lady just gave them a whole ass baby with little to no instruction. They tell the SPW Foundation and get some DNA tests done and lo and behold, he’s actually biologically theirs. Despite this situation be odd and confusing, they keep him and name him Jouta.
And there’s my take on Jouta’s existence. If you don’t like the egg idea maybe this suits your fancy a little better. Idk, it makes more sense to me in relation to the universe so I tend to think if he were to have existed, that’s how he would have been born.
Like I said before, I don’t care who you do or don’t ship, this was just me having an idea that may just be as weird as the egg thing.
Yuuko Ichihara — XxxHolic.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I don’t know why I still post to tumblr but hey its kinda interesting here
He’s real. Oh god
Ah damb it’s time for me to show of all my Jouta stuff from the past month or so
Wold I ever use this blog for other things? I don’t know
Probably not im really lazy when it comes to tagging things so that’s why I only really use twitter now haha
❤️Tokyo Babylon appreciation post in honor of the upcoming anime ❤️ And hopefully it does the manga justice!
we respect the egg
bastard baby in this house who’s 5 years old in this drawing
(translation: gift/souvenir from dad, his shirt has charmy green dish soap’s logo lol)
Gentlemen of the JJBA & CLAMP fandom, I have come to propose a theory:
En la portada de jojo’s bizarre married life(parte de CLAMP in wonderland)los crusaders están sobre la mano de giant robo mejor conocido como gigantor?? Un tokusatsu de los 60’s que tuvo un anime en los 90’s
So i’m putting xxxHolic Rei on hold for two minutes and i started CLAMP in Wonderland EX because it’s very short and why not now that i know all the characters and Kamui magically found himself in Yuuko’s shop right after X’s cliffhanger of death ahsjjfkflmsl poor guy when laid out like that his thing with Fuuma somehow sounds even worse
Clamp in Wonderland.
And they named him after a soap,, funniest shit I’ve ever seen
Santa cachuchA aHHhHHh