knight strip tease. is that anything
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the novelty of salmonid fireworks
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Allegedly the weapon that most rendered knight armor obsolete was the cannon and I don't know if that's true but if it is then there had to have first been a few battles in which some meaningful percentage of knights were getting obliterated by cannonballs and I just wish I'd been there to hear what it sounded like
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tfw ur microwaving something late at night and u stop the timer just before it dings and the decked out voice that lives in your head goes SNEAK
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Nefarious bird memes for @goodboytown
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Wear headphones. Please.
Transcript:
Machine, I will suck you off.
Splay the cum of your profane existence across the bed.
I WILL RELISH JERKING YOU HERE AND NOW.
Audio Source
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Haven't drawn them in awhile
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Just pondering….
On the one hand- having a robotic partner… putting your fingers in the grooves of its hip paneling… sliding your hand between its legs and feeling the metal warm and purring. Arching their back till their metal panels creak… vocaliser cutting out over and over. Mechanic fingers gripping you when they feel theyre close…. Scraping your nails against their thighs and feeling them squirm, leaving scratches on their metal…
But on the other hand…. Being robotic with a human partner… feeling the stark difference in your coldness and their warmness.. hot fingers running along your waist and twitching when they slip their burning fingers into your paneling and finally- finally feeling them alive inside you. Wet tongue against the wires on your neck leaving it cold to the air as they move down your chest paneling…
But im just pondering..
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salmonid learns what an ability chunk is
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Rivet (and Clank) for patreon ! 🔨✨
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