Blind Gossip Blinds - 2018
In chronological order after the break.
Here Comes The List - BLIND GOSSIP
January 26, 2018
One of the biggest items on any bride’s To Do list is the dress.
This celebrity has decided on her top designer choice, but it’s not just based on her fashion aesthetic. Her criteria list also involves politics… celebrity… and friendship. That’s a lot to ask of one designer!
The Designer is the same nationality as the bride’s future husband.
This will help ingratiate her with her future family. She also likes the show business connection and the potential friend connection. She knows that [Designer] has a lot of posh friends, and would love introductions. She sees this as an opportunity to create a new circle of friends.
Sounds like she has really thought this through. Let’s hope the dress design works, too!
SOLVED!
Bride: Meghan Markle / Designer: Stella McCartney
We knew that Stella McCartney was designing a long white gown for Markle – and that Markle was going for fittings – but we did not know that Markle was going to wear TWO white gowns on her wedding day.
Surprise!
The first was a white gown with a veil by Givenchy’s Clare Waight Keller. The second was a white gown by Stella McCartney.
Stella McCartney is the designer referenced in our original blind item. McCartney is the daughter of Beatle legend Paul MCartney, she is British, and she is socially very well connected.
By the way, did you know that Amal Clooney and Oprah Winfrey also wore Stella McCartney to the wedding?
Markle did not meet McCartney, Clooney, or Winfrey until very recently… and now all three women are in Meghan Markle’s posh new circle of friends.
We will leave it up to you to decide how calculating all of that is.
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The Paranoid Bride - BLIND GOSSIP
February 7, 2018
You’ve seen this female celebrity on TV. She is getting married this year. If you worked with her, are related to her, or thought you were friends with her, you might want to hear this!
She sent out a large number of vague emails and texts to friends and family and colleagues saying that she hopes that they are doing well but does not have time to call/write/text because she is “simply so busy.” This is just to keep people at bay and keep them quiet. Ninety percent of them are going to be shocked when she does not invite them to the wedding. You would think that she would be trying to draw the people she knows closer to her so that they will feel more loyal to her. It is the opposite. She is actually pushing them away. She has become paranoid about everyone is using her.
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Target Is Avoiding Social Climber - BLIND GOSSIP
February 12, 2018
How can you be a society girl if you can’t wrangle an invitation to one of the high society events of the year?
This TV star – and aspiring social climber – was determined to score an invitation to an upcoming celebrity wedding.
Except… she’s not friends with either of the people getting married!
She had this whole elaborate plan where she was going to meet [Target Bride] at [Mutual Friend’s] bridal shower and wedding and become fast friends and score an invite.
Except… Target was a no show to Mutual Friend’s bridal shower and wedding, so Social Climber and Target never met.
Climber did not give up. Climber asked Mutual Friend if she could have Target’s contact information.
She wanted to send [Target] a gift from her product line.
Except… when Mutual Friend asked Target if was OK to give Climber her contact information, Target said “NO!”
And that’s why Target never wound up on a Post It note (and why Climber will definitely not be invited to that high society wedding)!
** I wonder if MM would go back and rethink this. I’m sure the connection would’ve come in handy these last two years!!
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Snubbed By The Snob - BLIND GOSSIP
March 6, 2018
This actress is getting married this year. She invited a future female relative to a girls-only pre-wedding celebration.
The future female relative declined. The actress was insulted.
However, she just can’t say she was insulted.
If she tries to make a thing out of it, she looks bad. She was actually very insulted. This wasn’t some huge, wild event. It was a few close friends getting together and it was her chance to show [her future relative] how “normal” her friends are. [Future Relative] didn’t need to stay for the whole thing. It was local, so she could have done just a quick pop by to say hello. She couldn’t spare five freaking minutes of her precious time? Now [Actress] has to pretend that everything is fine so it doesn’t look like she got snubbed.
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The Godmother - BLIND GOSSIP
April 24, 2018
This actress is trying very hard to fit in with her soon-to-be new family. Maybe a little too hard.
She is having her friends spread the rumor that she might be named godmother to [her future brother-in-law’s] new baby. It’s not true. In fact, it’s not even a remote possibility! They hardly know her. However, she hopes that the rumor alone will make the public think that she has already become so close to them that they would consider her.
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The Bigs Versus The Smalls - BLIND GOSSIP
May 17, 2018
This story involves one wedding and two families. Let’s call them Big Family and Small Family.
Actress Small’s relatives are are seething today over Actress’ influence on the media. They say that she is seriously damaging their entire family.
[The Smalls] were all set to make some money by doing commentary on her and the wedding. However, a liaison for [Big Family] called in a favor to keep them off the air! (Actually, it might have been more of a threat than a favor.) Basically, their liaison told the program that if they put any of [Small’s] relatives on air, [Big Family] would consider it a “grievous breach of decorum” and would cut off the program and possibly the network from future access to Actress Small and the entire [Big Family].
The program and the network panicked. It only took about an hour for them to capitulate and cancel on [The Smalls]. [The Smalls ] did put up an enormous fuss about it. They were going on about [Actress] and [The Bigs] and how everyone was conspiring to hurt their family.
Fuss all you like, Smalls! You are not going to mess with The Bigs OR Actress Small’s “big day”!
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Sparking With Sparkles - BLIND GOSSIP
May 18, 2018
This celebrity is one of the guests invited by Meghan Markle to help celebrate her wedding to Prince Harry this weekend.
They have already arrived in England for the festivities and are staying at a hotel in London. They were doing a little shopping. And not just for themselves.
[They were] asking about how to score some weed in London. The funny thing is that [they were] trying be semi-secretive about it while simultaneously bragging that [they were] going to be lighting up with Meghan Markle before the ceremony to help calm her down before her walk down the aisle!
Could you imagine the bride all suited up… in the back of the church with her friends… sparking up and passing a joint over to Prince Charles? “Hey Charlie! Wanna hit?”
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Slappy Engagement - BLIND GOSSIP
June 18, 2018
When this TV actress’ boyfriend was ready to propose, he talked to her father. The father gave his blessing under one condition.
When she was with [Her Ex], they got into some big fight, and it got physical and he slapped her. I don’t know if she hit him first or if she hit him back. Anyway, her dad knew about it and it upset him. That’s why he made [Her Boyfriend] promise not to hurt her.
Well, at least that explains the odd request.
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Fast Baby - BLIND GOSSIP
August 12, 2018
We have a little baby news about an actress who will be getting married this year!
No, she is not pregnant right now! That would be royally scandalous, even in these modern times. The news is about her baby plans.
She has proposed a schedule and he has already agreed to it. Wedding, three to six months settling in, pregnant, first baby, one year break, pregnant, second baby.
So, depending on how long it takes her to get pregnant, two babies in the first three to four years of marriage.
That’s fast! She is over 30, so it may be a little more challenging to conceive.
On the other hand, she does unlimited funds and the best medical care available at her disposal, so anything is possible.
The two of them certainly seem smitten with each other so they are likely to be willing to do the “work” required to get pregnant.
Let’s hope they succeed!
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Hush Money Dilemma - BLIND GOSSIP
June 19, 2018
When your reputation needs to be kept squeaky clean but your relatives won’t shut up about you, what do you do?
In the case of this recently-married actress, the solution is very simple… and very complicated!
Her family members are desperate for money. She could easily shut them all up if she paid them each a stipend every month. I heard that the total to all the individuals involved would be approximately $60,000 USD a month.
However, she does not have as large a nest egg as people might think and that nest egg would erode quickly. Her husband has the money, but would face enormous hurdles from his family if he tried to use his inheritance as hush money for the next fifty years!
There is also the unpleasant fact that her family members have thus far proven wildly unpredictable and unstable. Even with contracts, there are no guarantees that the stipends would result in both stability and silence.
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Cold And Lonely At The Top - BLIND GOSSIP
August 16, 2018
This TV actress thought that the many celebrities she invited to her wedding were her new group of friends.
Not really.
[All those celebrity friends] aren’t really available for day-to-day chats and she is starting to think that some of them may have been using her a little bit. She thought her new sister-in-law would warm up to her after the wedding, but that didn’t happen either. She is “on the cool side.” She is very busy and has a lot of people around her, but [her husband] is really her only friend right now. She is feeling lonely. That’s why her mom may be moving closer to her.
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Her New Family - BLIND GOSSIP
August 17, 2018
Remember when we told you that this actress’ relatives were not going to hush up until they received the payday they were after?
Well, a relative of hers just did another interview. And this one is a doozy!
Her “new family” is going to pitch a royal fit when they hear what he calls them. Ready?
He said, “They are just like Scientologists!” He says that they are a secretive cult that pulls down the shades and threatens anyone who tries to expose them for what they are.
He also called them a “Stepford Family,” a reference to The Stepford Wives, a 1970s horror film about robotic, brainwashed women.
We don’t know which publication is gong to run this – or which metaphor they are going to reference – but it will be published soon.
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any better…
SOLVED!
Actress: Meghan Markle / New Family: The British Royal Family
Your friends at Blind Gossip told you this was coming!
From Newsweek:
MEGHAN MARKLE FATHER COMPARES ‘CULT’ ROYAL FAMILY TO ‘SCIENTOLOGISTS OR THE STEPFORD FAMILY’
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The Bloodline - BLIND GOSSIP
August 28, 2018
There is a rumor going around that this famous couple is going to adopt a child! That is the kind of move that could throw their family history into turmoil. Except… the story is not true!
Fitting in with the family is of paramount importance to her, and perpetuating the bloodline via birth is part of that. She had a rough start as far as family is concerned, so she does not wish to vex them any further. Adoption would be too controversial.
The plan is to have at least two children in the next five years. They would only consider adoption after they have all their children… or if they pass the five-year mark with nothing to show for it.
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Sudden Burst Of Niceness - BLIND GOSSIP
October 1, 2018
She was nasty and mean but now she’s suddenly nice. What’s going on?
This actress has had a rocky relationship with one of her siblings. While we don’t know what happened between them, the sibling has been quite nasty and vocal about it.
Until now. But…there’s a catch to the sudden burst of niceness!
She expected that [The Actress] would financially take care of her and the rest of the family after she got rich and famous. When that didn’t happen, she got nasty and vocal, hoping she would get paid to shut up. That didn’t happen, either. So now she is going to be really, really nice to see if that pays off.
So, her flying to be near The Actress may not be about repairing their broken bond. It may be about getting a suitable payday.
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Appalling Frustrating And Embarrassing - BLIND GOSSIP
December 19, 2018
When you join a famous family through marriage, there is always a period of adjustment for both sides. In this case, though, the joiner has made it difficult for everyone.
It has becoming increasingly clear to [members of his family] that her initial efforts to blend in were mere farce. They are trying to keep things civil and appear accommodating, but her disrespect for their traditions has been appalling, frustrating, and embarrassing. Her true intent appears to be to change her husband and to change his family. She has her husband’s ear, but not a single ally among his family. They are not fooled by her.
That sounds uncomfortable for everyone.
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The Pretend Holiday Invitation - BLIND GOSSIP
December 23, 2018
What better way to celebrate the holiday season than to pretend that your new family cares about your old family!
Someone associated with this actress put out a story that her “new” family invited her favorite relative to spend the holidays with them… but that her relative declined the invitation.
No.
The story was a completely fabrication. There was never an invitation. There are many other in laws and such much more important to the family and they have never been invited. The [new family] does not know from where this story originates. They have quietly let other distant relatives know that the story was untrue to avoid hurt feelings. However, they can not publicly refute it as it would make them look unwelcoming.
That makes sense. Besides, if an invitation was actually extended, there is a 100% chance that it would have been accepted.
Was someone is trying to spin the family holiday to make themselves look important and special?
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