#class education

[dcxdpdabbles]

Danny: Hi, would you like to buy some cookies to support my education at Gotham Academy?

Bruce: Yes of course! How much are they?

Danny: ten bucks a box!

Bruce: Put me down for 50 boxes.

Danny: Really!?

Bruce: I have plenty of mouths to feed, trust me. By the way, chum, how did you get past the gate security?

Danny: eh, it wasn't too hard. Honestly sir, it felt like it was more design to keep people in then keep people out.

Damian from the second floor: I WILL NOT BE CONTAINED!

Bruce nods, ignoring Damian: Thank you for the feedback, my boy. I'll have it updated, but please feel free to come by anytime. I love cookies!

Bruce in the Batcave after Danny leaves: How did an uncoordinated nerd get past my systems!?

Tim: I don't know, but I've seen him around school. Get this, he's an engineering prodigy, but his family makes too much to qualify for a scholarship. They also don't make enough to afford his schooling, so he does odd jobs for cash. He creates gadgets for our classmates. That's a rouge in the making if I ever have seen one.

#dcxdpdabbles #dc x dp crossover #From a fic I never wrote #Danny is in that weird middle but almost lower class where there is no support #So he doing what he can to pay his education #Meanwhile the bats are suspcious #IDK why Danny is in Gotham #He just a little guy getting by #Bruce was screaming on the inside while being Brucie

[incognitopolls]

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#polls #incognito polls #anonymous #tumblr polls #tumblr users #questions #school #classes #class #education #learning #students #polls about school #submitted nov 6

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

*tries to organize my thoughts*

*remembers i'm not in school and therefore beholden to neither heaven nor hell nor any man's grading system*

*joyously shredding & tossing all my carefully arranged 3x5 mental notecards into the air like so much beige confetti. raising my arms in victory, cheering raucously until i accidentally inhale bits of homemade confetti*

(*coughing up itty bits of paper like a cat evicting a hairball with a firm understanding of tenants' rights*) wait wat happens next

#i marie kondoed my thoughts and *i* feel great. but now my stream-of-consciousness has escaped containment #so many innocent bystanders at stake #every time i try to organize my thoughts i run out of plastic bins and have to make a trip to the container store where i get even more dis #racted so. you can't just hand me THIS brain and NO catalogue OR library classification system #and expect me to single-handedly sort through all this nonsense? bad form but fucking form not in my job description #aNYways. formal education sure did a FUCKING NUMBER on us huh #(a number i measure not in gpa or dollars of student debt. #but in the number of therapy sessions & medical debt it will take to recover.) #seriously folks. our education systems are...innately traumatizing for a huge number of students. and we NEED to address this. #the fact that it is culturally common for adults to have anxiety nightmares about school/exams...even decades later? #that is not cute. it is Alarming. #no one--much less entire generations--should be spending their developmental years in an environment of chronic stress & pressure & strain #and yet that is the reality for millions and millions of pre-teen and teenage and young adult students #this isn't healthy and it serves and empowers NO ONE #...except of course the many exploitative educational & financial & debt-collecting institutions thriving from the current balance of power #and of course it's a nefarious and powerful way to sabotage/erase the middle class #which billionaires and the wealth-inequality creators they finance couldn't possibly have any noteworthy interest in whatsoever #it's not like there's an elite group of people with huge financial incentives to drain/steal resources from the masses... #anyways sorry for going all Conspiracy Theory on you. #obviously the billionaires who control the vast majority of our resources and news and political campaign funding #are not tied to every single itty bitty social issue and i'm a silly billy to imply it #please tell elon musk to ignore this tweet i am so subservient and acquiescent #mr musky u r so good at inheriting slavery-built mining fortunes & buying other people's companies #& building rocket ships & fancy cars that do NOT explode/catch fire & also NOT running billion dollar companies into the ground #mr musky u r so talented genius billionaire playboy with 10 kids and ex-wives who find you creepy af babe u r basically iron man

[ivetried27nameswhataboutthis1]

Weems: For our new anti-terror-safety class, you will defuse a fake bomb as a partner exercise. You have to be in sync on this.

Wednesday: Why would anyone want to defuse a bomb?

Enid: Focus, Wednesday. I think I got this. On the count of three, we will each cut our grey wires. One, two-

Wednesday: Wait, wait, wait. Grey wire? I only have green, red and yellow.

Enid: That’s weird. I have light grey, medium grey and dark grey.

Wednesday: Enid, are you colour blind?

Enid: Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.

Wednesday: Is that the reason you are dressed like that?

Enid: What do you mean? We are dressed the same.

Wednesday: Enid, my dear, my heart, my soul, my love. Don’t you ever say such a mean thing to me ever again. That was totally uncalled for.

#why is it an anti terror safety class you ask? #bc i needed it for the prompt and i’m tired #i can’t think of anything else #besides #isn’t this the american way of education anyway? #wednesday #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #wenclair #wednesday netflix #wednesday series #wednesday 2022 #wednesday x enid #enid x wednesday #incorrect wenclair

[mifletzet]

I attended a seminar today on building community resilience to radicalization to violence. The lecture was really informative and covered a wide spectrum of different types of extremism, including political, gender motivated, racial, etc. I don't feel the need to share all of the information here, because the focus was primarily on radicalization in my state specifically, but I did want to share this specific part on identifying indicators that someone is on the path to, if not fully, radicalized:

If you see any of these in your community, call it out!

This is what has been proven to lead to mass attacks against marginalized groups.

If you see something, say something!

#extremism #bigotry #information #jumblr #there's a training class for becoming an educator on this that i plan on taking #because not enough people were at that seminar #and a lot more people needed to hear it

[hejee]

morrigan mansplaining elvhen culture while playing as lavellan hits so close to home (ily morrigan but this is not it 😭)

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #lavellan #inquisitor lavellan #solas dragon age #solas #morrigan dragon age #solavellan #of sorts lol #do u know how many times white ppl tried to mansplain my own culture to me lmaooooo it’s embarrassing i tell you #they’ll be like oh i know more about you bc im well educated and i learned a lot while living here and im like bro are u serious #so whenever i get to this part of da:i im like oh god here we go again #b4 u come for solas he gets an exception bc he’s literally elvhen idk what to tell u it’s literally his culture too so let him be #warden is like morrigan im enrolling u to racial/culture sensitivity classes bc girliepop this is not helping anyone #hey it’s my art

[marzipanandminutiae]

I watch a fun IG reel of a maid getting dressed in 1790 vs. 1890. it's great! both maids are in practical, period-typical outfits with a few simple aesthetic touches because Humans Like Looking Good regardless of social class. you can tell they are maids because they put clearly functional aprons on, and the 1890s one is wearing a uniform-style cap. also the caption says they are. love it

I scroll down

the top comment: "but what did POOR women wear? you only ever show rich people's clothes!"

#dress history #fashion history #historical costuming #perhaps...working women...had nicer clothes than you realize? #perchance they...did NOT go about in rags? #shocking to even consider I know! #also if they're not being educational historical costumers don't owe you working-class ensembles in their fun personal hobby #but that's another conversation #(I'm a normal person 24/7! let me be a countess for a while!)

[emotinalsupportturtle]

Just thinking of nuwho doctors being unapologetically socialist, absolutely based and sometimes just borderline anarchist

As someone said, the commie doctors are unionizing

these two should consider recruiting David Tennant too (I mean it's only a matter of time before he pops up with one of these)

#class ceiling #anti-monarcy #liberal #politics #arts education #queer rights #between “inhumane scum” and “fuckwits” it's actually amusing how capaldi is the one who is the least sweary #if i were conservative (or a royal - that's mainly CE) I would be scared of their combined power #funny how they are literally my three favourite doctors too #i honestly don't know about the political opinions of the other doctors #but these three are based #christopher eccleston #peter capaldi #david tennant

[dear-ao3]

if anyone remembers approximately 2 weeks ago when i was actively giving up on a homework assignment well

half of the reason it was so hard was because i somehow managed to do the assignments out of order?

i got my grade back (a whopping 4/9) and the professor called my methods "extremely unorthodox" and i agree with her

#not a tag #from saph #educational fails are wonderful sometimes #and i am celebrating this one #reminder that i am not completing this degree im just finishing the semester cause i already paid for it #but even i wasnt it would do you all some good to laugh at your education fails #dont succumb to academic pressure have some fun #even if fun is crying over a coding assignment and giving up #double context: i graduated undergrad with several honors so im not dumb (tho this class is kind of proving that statement otherwise)

[nando161mando]

Saying the quiet part out loud

#college #university #school #education #student loans #education should be free #greedisthecreed #class war #classwar #capitalism #utas #university of tasmania #anti capitalist #capitalist hell #capitalist dystopia #capitalist bullshit #ausgov #politas #auspol #tasgov #taspol #australia #neoliberal capitalism #fuck neoliberals #anthony albanese #albanese government #poverty #fuck the gop #fuck the police #fuck the supreme court

[kiwiissocold]

I’ve loved how unserious Kristen’s campaign for presidency has been, but genuinely the idea to make these big quests/world ending adventures, that the Bad Kids have been on, count for credit is such a good idea, and it tracks with these themes of “fairness” we’ve seen so far

Because we know at least one other group at Aguefort (the Seven) have gone on a similar quest and also likely didn’t get a fair compensation for saving the world, in terms of the school credit, surely there are more groups

All of these kids are literally going to school to be adventurers! They should have at least some experience in similar dangerous situations, so when they’re out of school they’re not completely out of their depths. Going on little quests, which I’m sure that most of these children have gone on, seem to amount for something, why not these world ending, earth shattering quests?? Give these poor kids extra credit at least!

#d20 #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #i need them to be happy #and have proper educations because holy shit #go to class kids!!

[dailyhogz]

day 41: sonic wachowski attends SCHOOL (it goes poorly)

#movie sonic is the only sonic i want to see peter parker-ified #because. Walk with me. ur a blue alien loser who has never TOUCHED a school before. and then u get legally adopted and suddenly #the government pulls up and is like Educate ur baby or u r going 2 court. and suddenly #not only r u a little blue freak who saves the world constantly you also now have 30 pages of homework per class #sth #daily hedgehogs #sonic the hedgehog #sth fanart #fanart #sonic #sonic fanart #digital art #movie sonic #sonic wachowski

[spiribia]

there was something heavenlike about being able to just attend lectures in college and sit in a cozy auditorium while someone told you about interesting things for an hour and you just did this with your weeks. i wont lie to you. unfortunately they killed you if you dont remember every minutiae of what they said.

#talks #i run youtube lecture recordings sometimes. soothing #also i was like the Covid Isolation generation of college kids so i remote Zoomed half of my university education #which i think gives me an incremental sentimentality boost for in person big class lectures

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

#class war #class warfare #classism #ncaa #football #college football #education

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

my all-time favorite False Childhood Memory is the time Mister Rogers guest-starred for an episode of The Magic School Bus. I can find no record of this actually happening but I remember it vividly and by gosh mcgolly wouldn't that have been the niftiest beans

#in my memory it started out Roger Rabbit style (w/ Real World Mr Rogers being visited by cartoon characters) #and then the Bus transformed into a machine that transformed MISTER ROGERS into a cartoon #and then he hopped on the Bus to join the class for a Standard Educational-Yet-Traumatic Magical Field Trip #also the animation style was suspiciously similar to the time the Supernatural Bros guest starred on Scooby Doo #so that really should have tipped me off about the reliability of this specific memory #(also i remember being really anxious about whether or not Mr Rogers would be permanently stuck in the toon world #so in hindsight this was probably just another weirdly vivid stress dream i get those a lot #and they can be a Wild Ride (magic school bus theme song callback) #as anyone who stuck around with me through the Clown Deli Meat Dream Post can testify #)

[dotted-clouds]

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#txt.post #commission post #man #context is that dumbass school shit occured where a class was on indefinite wait-list #my financial aid is strict on my student education plan and since it never happened they canceled my pell grant #now i owe $925 because of one fucking class. im pissed #I'm calling later to resolve this but truth be told this is an emergency just in case it doesn't go smoothly due to lacking funds #I don't have money to repay this im sorry for this #long tags sorry