#class is in session

[lisafrankenstan]

If Lisa Frankenstein is an instant cult classic, then daddio, I’m about to be the Jim Jones of monsterfucking

#lisa frankenstein #lisa x the creature #monsterfucker university #class is in session #diablo cody #cole sprouse #liza soberano #zelda williams #frankenstein #kathryn newton #memes

[charliework16]

they’re throwing down life lessons

#class is in session #the teacher’s teaching #cracking eggs of wisdom #charlie day #its always sunny in philadelphia #charlie kelly #iasip #mac mcdonald #rob mcelhenney #gun fever too still hot

[beefrobeefcal]

A class activity maybe?

Alright, Friendos! Class is in session. Courtesy of @covetyou & @rebel-held, today’s topic is:

What does Dark!Frankie of On the Waterfront look like in your mind’s eye?

Is he chubby all over?

Does he just sport a fabulous belly?

Discuss in the comments, contribute your THOTs - share with the class!

Smuttiest regards,

Beefro 👌🥩👌

#pedro pascal #pedro pascal characters #pedro pascal fanfiction #pedro pascal tummy #frankie morales #triple frontier #francisco catfish morales #frankie morales fanfiction #chubby frankie rights !!!!! #class is in session #dark!frankie still chubby though #dark!frankie au #dark!triple frontier #dark!frankie morales #on the waterfront #OTWF #🥩 #beefro askes

[pkmn-instructor-morgan]

#pokemon irl #rotumblr #pokeblogging #pokeblog #pkmn irl #class is in session

[ffverr]

I have SO MUCH to Say about how the X-Men 97' show is adapting storm's arc and lifedeath overall....a HUGE rant is incoming because it is my duty, as number one lifedeath fan to step up and promote the genius of this arc that to me isn't quite achieved in the cartoon.

#xmen #storm #ororo munroe #forge #marvel #xmen 97 #xmen comics #storm talks #welcome to storm 101 #class is in session

[scullymurphy]

Chapter 14 is Live!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41597901/chapters/110577121

"You still don't quite have the wrist movement quite right. Here, watch me." Draco shook back the sleeve of his robe, but it just bunched under his arm. He made a sound of frustration and shrugged out of it, tossing it toward the desk. She gave a little cough and his eyes flew to the mirror. She wasn't looking back, though. She appeared to be focused on his chest, or maybe it was his t-shirt. Ha. He supposed something so casually muggle was a bit out of character for him, but he'd wanted a good range of motion for the duel.

He held his arm out. "Eyes up here, Granger." He waved his wand and she started.

He smirked. "You want to flip your wrist over and drop your hand backward like so." He demonstrated several times.

She mimicked him, but had clearly forgotten about the angle.

"That final slash should be closer to 45 degrees." He moved behind her. "Show me the whole thing."

She tried it a few times, but still wasn't putting it together properly.

"I can't—I know I'm not— This is so frustrating, Draco!" A flash of brilliant brown eyes, colour staining her cheeks and his bloody name again. Gods.

"Here." He stepped forward and almost without thinking, took her wrist in his fingers. "The wrist flip to angle part is the most difficult. I think only one student managed it last week." As he spoke he rolled her wrist, moving a little closer to angle it properly toward the floor. "And again," he said, his focus on helping her dissolving as he realised he was standing right bloody behind her, his front almost touching her back, her scent and her magic twining up to remind him forcibly of that first time, during the third class, when she'd challenged him and he'd done this almost angrily.

He wasn't angry now.

No, he was probably more aroused than he could remember. And not just in the sexual sense of the word. She inflamed him totally—her body, her mind, her essence.

He'd stopped even trying to show her the spell. He was just holding her wrist and breathing.

"What am I doing wrong, Draco?" She asked the question, but she sounded distracted too. And when she said his name again he swore she almost caressed the syllables, breathed them out, her tongue circling around the consonants and her lips softly forming the vowels.

He laughed a little, nearly dropping her wrist. He wanted to scrub at his face and shake his head. Walk away and ask why, how, what the fuck?

"What?" she asked, and he caught her concerned gaze in the mirror.

He blinked and some dam broke. He gave in. Gave up.

"Every time you say my bloody name I lose my train of thought."

Her mouth opened, then closed. She breathed in, out, in. Then she turned very slowly to face him, gently disentangling her hand from his. She was so close. He could see gold flecks in the dark of her eyes. Feel her warmth and her pull on him like a magnet.

"Is that a good or a bad thing?" She spoke so softly it was barely sound.

He wanted to laugh, he wanted to bloody cry. "I don't know. It depends entirely on what you think."

She was silent for a long moment in which Draco felt himself hovering on the edge of something, like looking down from an enormous height. The room was utterly quiet around them, but for a brush of wind against the windows.

"I think." She reached up and she was whispering in his ear. "Draco. That it's good." And then he felt her lips fucking brush his skin. "Draco," she said and kissed him again. "Draco." Kiss. "Draco." The last whisper of her lips was very near his jaw and Draco jolted as if out of a trance, his arms going around her and pulling her to him, even as he stepped her backward against the nearest pillar and kissed her, ravenously, like he could never get enough.

#dramione #dramione fanfiction #dhr #dhr fanfiction #draco x hermione #say my name #teacher draco #class is in session

[hotchs-big-hands]

What is Hotch's penis size, both canonically and in your fics?

OOOOO okay okay let's get brainstorming girlies!!! so 🤨🤨🤨🤨

Obvs in the fics he's got a horse cock AKCJFJFSJFKFK JOKING JOKING nah nah I think he's around 7.5-8 inches in my fics. Girthy, and very veiny.

In canon? Hmmm it's hard to say!

I mean. For research purposes we are looking closely at these. And hmmm idk! I mean obvs here he's flaccid but yeah 🤨 I guess I just sorta think more abt the way I do in fics but canon ? Anyone else got any ideas ?

#💌 ah asks #nsfw. #anon ask #class is in session #we are discussing penis sizes

[peterbenjaminparkour]

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#flash thompson #tony revolori #ynot_gaming #graydon #graydon hastur #Revolori #class is in session #professor Tony

[yabotherinthetrench]

#my edit #miblin #photography #sexy #teacher #lingerie #clASS is in session

[yourgirlcrushh]

just recommended my 37 yr old male history teacher alex pierce’s hrh collection videos and told him she was a pro at ranting, we’ll see if he enjoys lol

#hrh collection #alex pierce #class is in session

[sifyareads]

time to start the winter semester! good luck to all the students gearing up for a lot of studying. fingers crossed for an enjoyable semester and no panic attacks!

#university #uni life #student #class is in session

[beefrobeefcal]

Okay, okay, okay.

I love that photo. HOWEVER, and pls don't scream at me, I would NOT call that a chubby tummy. 🫣 I would say it def has potential!

Like maybe it's Frankie after the first time Mouse makes him lasagna, and he certainly overindulges because IT'S MOUSE'S FREAKIN' LASAGNA. It's her specialty, and he's never had anything like it. Instant fav.

Of course, over time, the overindulging becomes more and more frequent an occurrence. Bye bye, flat tummy! Hello BIG FREAKIN' FISH. 🥵🤤

To Nonnie, Love Beefro

Is it wrong to say...

Babes... Friendos... Peeps. Hear me out...

This picture?

Not chubby in the Beefro sense... BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT I DON'T APPRECIATE IT!

In fact, as I was being bombarded by this picture by Friendos across the planet after @patti7dc mentioned it, I was having a convo with another friendo.

Pardon the typo, but this pic, to me is early days of Frankie living with Mouse... maybe, as Nonnie said, it is the first time she made him lasagna and he's feeling it.

BUT I LEAVE THE FLOOR TO YOU, CLASS - THOTS?

Smuttiest regards,

Beefro 👌🥩💜

#pedro pascal #pedro pascal characters #pedro pascal fanfiction #pedro pascal tummy #frankie morales #francisco catfish morales #triple frontier #frankie morales fanfiction #you ask beefro answers #chubby frankie rights !!!!! #you ask beefro answers #thot tank #class is in session #beefro's bistro #🥩

[pkmn-instructor-morgan]

So... what happens to Tandemaus or Maushold if the... uh... maus? Get separated.

#pokeblogging #pokemon irl #pokeblog #rotumblr #pkmn irl #keep them together at all costs im just curious #if no one knows please dont experiment to find out #class is in session

[words-writ-in-starlight]

listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN

I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.

I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.

#honor among thieves #dnd #dungeons and dragons: honor among thieves #holga kilgore #she is a BARBARIAN whose name is KILL GORE like who among us has not been in a party with this exact character #some new player who picked whatever they were told was the easiest class and gave them a name that is 98% a joke #and just piggybacked their backstory onto the most experienced player's as like rp training wheels #and then smash cut 60 sessions later and we're all getting choked up over john dingus or whatever #do you motherfuckers know how rarely i cry????? about ANYTHING????? #god it was so good #i am going to watch this an unhealthy amount #i want a separate movie for every red wizard and also one about xenk's backstory #his name is X E N K with an X these writers have played some fucking DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS #do i have to buy dead in thay now?????? i think i have to buy dead in thay now #i literally ran dnd on friday and this movie put me in WITHDRAWAL i want to play some dnd Now

[konnada]

Skinny arched eyebrows are still top tier sexy he’s not gonna get a boner from marketing unless he’s a psychopath this has been a psa WHORES <3

#class is in session

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

*tries to organize my thoughts*

*remembers i'm not in school and therefore beholden to neither heaven nor hell nor any man's grading system*

*joyously shredding & tossing all my carefully arranged 3x5 mental notecards into the air like so much beige confetti. raising my arms in victory, cheering raucously until i accidentally inhale bits of homemade confetti*

(*coughing up itty bits of paper like a cat evicting a hairball with a firm understanding of tenants' rights*) wait wat happens next

#i marie kondoed my thoughts and *i* feel great. but now my stream-of-consciousness has escaped containment #so many innocent bystanders at stake #every time i try to organize my thoughts i run out of plastic bins and have to make a trip to the container store where i get even more dis #racted so. you can't just hand me THIS brain and NO catalogue OR library classification system #and expect me to single-handedly sort through all this nonsense? bad form but fucking form not in my job description #aNYways. formal education sure did a FUCKING NUMBER on us huh #(a number i measure not in gpa or dollars of student debt. #but in the number of therapy sessions & medical debt it will take to recover.) #seriously folks. our education systems are...innately traumatizing for a huge number of students. and we NEED to address this. #the fact that it is culturally common for adults to have anxiety nightmares about school/exams...even decades later? #that is not cute. it is Alarming. #no one--much less entire generations--should be spending their developmental years in an environment of chronic stress & pressure & strain #and yet that is the reality for millions and millions of pre-teen and teenage and young adult students #this isn't healthy and it serves and empowers NO ONE #...except of course the many exploitative educational & financial & debt-collecting institutions thriving from the current balance of power #and of course it's a nefarious and powerful way to sabotage/erase the middle class #which billionaires and the wealth-inequality creators they finance couldn't possibly have any noteworthy interest in whatsoever #it's not like there's an elite group of people with huge financial incentives to drain/steal resources from the masses... #anyways sorry for going all Conspiracy Theory on you. #obviously the billionaires who control the vast majority of our resources and news and political campaign funding #are not tied to every single itty bitty social issue and i'm a silly billy to imply it #please tell elon musk to ignore this tweet i am so subservient and acquiescent #mr musky u r so good at inheriting slavery-built mining fortunes & buying other people's companies #& building rocket ships & fancy cars that do NOT explode/catch fire & also NOT running billion dollar companies into the ground #mr musky u r so talented genius billionaire playboy with 10 kids and ex-wives who find you creepy af babe u r basically iron man