At least take me out to dinner first, tumblr
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Can't help but feel like my friends WOULDN'T still love me if I turned into a giant monstrous cockroach
I hate all these fake bitches smh
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Edgar Allan Poe // Evan Knoll
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Too weird to live, too rare to die!
- Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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"I could fix him", "I could make him worse". Well, I could bottle the sound of his laugh and get drunk on it every night <3.
-Via "chaos-and-academia"
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The desi equivalent of Et tu, Brute? (You too,Brutus?) would beTu bhi,Kutte?
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The 2024 dostoyevsky-official challenge:
January: ‘I Loved You – And Maybe Love…’ by Alexander Pushkin
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hi oldsport, wanna sit on the porch and stare at the green light with me until the green light turns into an unending void and we make out aggressively?
(gatsby rizz)
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What an amazing cook book we have here!
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My partner Justin and I made a website! From the info page:
The Jungle Can’t Happen Here In Wonderland is a digital toy that collages random quotations from three classic works of literature. Each press of the snake compiles a trio of random excerpts, one from Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle (1906), Sinclair Lewis’s It Can’t Happen Here (1935), and Lewis Carroll’s Alice in Wonderland (1865), respectively.
Learn more & play at www.thejunglecan.com!
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Walt Whitman sending anonymous reviews of his own work to newspapers: I heard that Walt Whitman has an eight-pack. I heard that Walt Whitman is shredded.
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Turns out I go from one meaningless distraction to another just to avoid my thoughts
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Again he was cheered by all around him . . . and in the midst of the cheer would have blown out his brains had there been a pistol there ready for such an operation.
Anthony Trollope, from Phineas Finn
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I was in the middle before I knew that I had begun, my valentine! What is #ValentinesDay without a #JaneAusten card for your crush and their 10,000 pounds a year?? Check in later today for our final #literaryvalentines this season!
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Нет повести печальнее на свете, чем двухнедельный сука заработок на один вшивый проездной
Ну ладно, ну не вшивый, а годовой. Но блядь!
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I don't want to become adult anymore. I want to be cat. No work, no education no nothing just meow meow.
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