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frownyalfred · 6 months
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"I'm gonna fuck your mom" "I'm going to get my adoptive billionaire dad to sleep with both of your parents and they're both going to fall in love with him and write you out of their will, fuckhead."
(Schoolyard threat from an unknown Wayne child, provided to the Gazette in March 2013. Bruce Wayne, responding via email, denied all allegations of an improper relationship and declared it "entirely spontaneous and consensual."
Mr. and Mrs. [redacted] could not be reached for comment, but court records indicate that Mr. [redacted] began divorce proceedings in April of 2013.)
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saprozoicworm · 9 months
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doodles + instagram requests
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rwrbmovie · 5 months
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thisfuckingdeadlife · 1 month
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qulizalfos · 6 months
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i have gotta stop making these
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thorinsbeard · 1 month
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balkanbitch · 6 months
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I so badly need a crossover comic that's like rise Mikey showing a bunch of his cool mystic artifacts post movie to the different versions of him. Where he than turns around deep in explaining one of the artifacts and in the background we can just see 03 and 12 mikey freaking the fuck out because they accidentally knocked one over and broke it.
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wondercircuit · 2 months
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Race Buildup at Jeddah 2023
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theatrevampire · 8 months
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sorry armand is literally so funny
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yibo-wang · 2 years
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Lan Wangji in every arc 1/? :: Cloud Recesses (x)
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rintarous · 1 year
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"you were pretty damn reckless out there"
bakugou comments, helping you sit up from the bed. your match against class 1B just finished and you were brought into recovery girl's office as the aftermath of the match
"what happened?" you asked, dazed and a bit confused on why you were in bed. the last thing you remembered before you blacked out was you were head to head with gevaudan to make sure shinso was able to use his quirk against class 1B
bakugou scoots his chair closer to your bed, handing you a chocolate bar to replenish your energy
"tha- ouch!" you winced in pain, your right arm throbbing. you looked down in your shirt to see your chest and shoulder bandaged. you were then able to recall what went down earlier
since gevaudan was able to sniff out shinso's location, you swiftly took a detour to go after shinso in order for tsuyu's plan to work. resulting into you and gevaudan crashing into each other, dislocating your shoulder in the process at the impact. shrugging off the immense pain you felt due to the adrenalin, you were able to use your quirk to buy enough time for tsuyu to do the ultimate move and knocked gevaudan unconscious and thus, victory was with your team.
the last thing you heard was tsuyu and shinso frantically calling your name as you fell on the ground with a thud.
bakugou, who was watching you the entire time, had a small smirk on his face, feeling proud of how far you've come. but that smug smile of his quickly turns into a frown when he watches you fall to the ground unconscious.
"kacchan!" midoriya, who was also concerned for your state, points over to you, who was on the stretcher. bakugou huffs and yells, "YEAH YEAH I KNOW" before heading over to recovery girl's office
bakugou watches recovery girl do her thing and smooches your face. "oh my, how reckless have they become" recovery girl notes, staring at your face. "they should be fine, but their shoulder seems to be dislocated so tell them not to overwork themselves for the mean time" she tells bakugou before heading back over to the training ground to monitor the rest of the students.
"be careful, dumbass. you dislocated your shoulder" bakugou says calmly, opening the chocolate bar to feed you instead. you feel yourself blush at his actions. even if he was still being rough with how he shoves the bar into your mouth, his efforts into taking care of you is still very much appreciated.
the day finally ends and you were discharged from recovery girl's office a little while ago and as of right now you had an arm cast for the mean time. you were a little bit bummed at the fact that you weren't able to watch bakugou and his team during their match but bakugou argues that he'd rather have you stay in bed than to worsen your current condition just for the sake of watching him
that's why he was currently in your room, nursing you. "payback for not watching me kick their ass" is what bakugou says but you know he begs to differ
"you don't have to do this you know? i can do it myself" you laughed when he was trying to help you change your clothes. bakugou scoffs and raises a brow at you. "do you even hear yourself right now?"
"as a matter of fact, i do”
“whatever” he scowls, ignoring the cheeky smile of your face and lets go of the fabric of your (his) shirt. he readjusts your pillow before motioning you to lie back down.
"thank you, my nurse" you cooed, making kissy faces towards bakugou. the latter merely just rolls his eyes before moving his head to give you a light peck on your forehead
"anything for you.. dumbass"
part two of this basically
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frownyalfred · 1 year
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a random socialite: “Your rude, spoiled children shouldn’t be allowed at these events. They ruin every party they go to.”
Bruce, a rude, spoiled nepo baby currently in a secret competition with his children to see who can ruin this gala first: “…uh huh.”
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ectokelpeigh · 9 months
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Canon could have had so much fun with a gag where Sam pretends that she's sick of hearing about Phantom. "He's so mainstream." Like yeah she’s supportive of him overall and is insistent that he’s not a menace, but ugh can everyone shut up about him
(insp by this post)
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thatharringrovehoe · 1 year
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Okay I know it's been discussed but like. I do love me some role reversal. Just, season 1 Steve Harrington moving to California and stealing King Billy's crown without even trying.
- Steve's dad transfers to California at the behest of Mrs. Harrington. Affair after affair has left her Hawkins reputation in tatters. Nothing but pittying stares and snide comments from the locals everywhere she went. So she demands Steve's father move them out to San Diego. A fresh start, a beautiful city. Steve is devastated.
- They purchase a beach house. It's massive and bright with their very own section of the ocean all to themselves. It's beautiful and so very very empty. Because now Steve really does have no one. No friends, no hangers on. Nothing familiar or comforting. The only constant is his parents. They never stayed for more than a week at a time in Hawkins. California is no different. They leave after only five days.
- Steve ends up going to Billy's school by accident actually. His dad has never been very interested in his sons life, always brushed off with a wave or a crisp $100 to go entertain himself because I'm working Steven. So when the subject of school comes up Mr. Harrington picks at random. Just a quick signature and it's done. Unbeknownst to him this is the best thing he has ever done for Steve.
- Because here's the thing. The girls of San Diego do love Billy. But Billy grew up here. You can only fake it till you make it for so long and there has been many an instance where it was obvious Billy just could not give a shit about getting his dick wet with his date. People talk. And sure, anyone says something to Billy he'll rearrange their face. But highschool gossip is savage. California is very much more liberal than Hawkins Indiana but it's still the 80's. Billy still hides. And while he's 100% the golden skin Greek god we see in season 2, he's also less angry. Softer. Hasn't been uprooted to move cross country to bum fuck nowhere where he was something new. Something exotic. Cue Steve Harrington.
- Steve is wholesome country boy charm with a pretty face and a fat wallet. He's big warm brown doe eyes and "I'll have her home by 9 sir". Drives a swanky ass car and has a big empty beach house to throw parties in. Combine all that with a huge dick and the experience of a teen who grew up in a town where there was nothing to do other than party and fuck around? Yeah, the girls at Billy's school are not ready. And neither is Billy.
- Steve Harrington walks through the doors of Billy's highschool Monday morning wearing a crop top and dolphin shorts because he's an Indiana boy born and bred so his body is conditioned to the cold crisp fall days of September in Hawkins, not this sweltering HELL. He has NOT acclimated to the heat of Cali so my boy wears very little clothing whenever he can get away with it. Plays skins in basketball practice, takes his shirt off outside. And he's got SO MANY MORE FRECKLES. The California sunshine is doing him right and Billy Hargrove is NOT OKAY™
- The girls LOVE Steve. Something about the "aw shucks" Midwest charm he brings combined with how genuinely sweet he is. Because Tommy H. and Carol Perkins are thousands of miles away. Steve is given the chance to relax and be more comfortable in his own skin in a place like San Diego. There's no small town gossip chain here. Just the anonymity of a big city. Which also means Steve is given free rein to flirt with all the cute suffer boys at the beach. Let's his gaze linger on toned abs and chiseled jaws when he walks down the boardwalk. Winks when they linger right back.
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samueldays · 5 months
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Remus: Look Sirius I think you’re absolutely amazing
Sirius: Oh my god. Oh my god… oh my god..
Remus: *smiling*
Sirius: no! don’t please! why?!
Remus: No?
Sirius: I don’t understand why ur breaking up with me
Remus: sirius i’m literally getting on my knee
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