#clemence sandwich

[natimiles]

Look at that kissy pout

Kissy, kissy, smooch, smooch

#it's not even his route and I'm swooning over him hehehe #one clemence sandwich please #nati plays ikerev: jonah #ikemen revolution #ikerev #ikerev luka #ikerev screenshots #nati plays ikerev

[ciaossu-imagines]

Okay, but I swear IkeRev was made for polyshipping because there is no shortage of amazing polyships in this fandom! I didn’t even enter ships in the wheel this time but let the wheel pick two characters at random and ended up with a polyship I hadn’t really thought about but ended up loving after writing it! Using the same prompt, I hope you gorgeous readers enjoy being the cream in the middle of a Clemence brother sandwich!!

Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa?

Jonah occasionally does it but please, dear god, please don’t mention it when he does because he will pout and sulk harder than anyone you have ever met. And definitely don’t let Luka mention it and don’t mention it to his brother if Luka does it. Just pretend it never happened or this man will be honestly so flustered and upset.

Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them?

Both Luka and Jonah would carve their own initials and yours into a tree…probably even the same tree. One on the Clemence family property. Bonus here, but Luka, if Jonah’s done it first, cuts out that chunk of tree but only when you’re not looking and pretends to be innocent if it’s mentioned.

Who starts the tickle fights?

You would have to. I feel like both men would find it adorable if you were ticklish but Jonah’s a bit too gentlemanly to tickle you and Luka’s a bit too flustered by showing that much physical affection out of the blue and worries that you wouldn’t like being tickled. He sure didn’t when Jonah would tickle him during their childhoods to get his way in any arguments the brothers had as kids.

Who starts the pillow fights?

Jonah loves pillow-fights but is terrible at them. If you start it, he will pretend it’s childish and not proper but like, ten seconds later, he’s totally participating and smiling. Luka is the pillow-fight champ though. He never starts them, but he definitely wins them. The aim that man has is top fucking notch.

Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile?

I feel like this would switch quite often. Sometimes, the boys just had rough days and are all tired out and fall asleep so easily that you’re the last one awake. With how angelic and soft their features are normally, it’s absolutely breath-taking to see thick eyelashes against their cheeks, to see pillowy lips just slightly open…it’s just a gorgeous sight and it’s a crime not to admire it. If you do end up falling asleep before them though, I do feel they would both take the time to just watch you. Luka only does it very briefly and then would, if he was going to bed, crawl in beside you and get comfortable, taking in your scent and the warmth of having you next to him in bed. Jonah would linger longer and would be the one to make sure the covers were snug on you and that you looked comfortable before getting himself ready for bed.

Who mistakes salt for sugar?

It’s you. Jonah actually eats a lot of sugar and can spot the difference between the two easily. I can’t even explain how he can, but he can. Being the cook of the two, Luka just knows where each is kept, having organized the kitchen, and would taste test to make sure if the kitchen ever did get disorganized.

Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1 a.m. in the morning?

Okay, assuming Cradle had microwaves, I don’t actually feel either man would do this. Jonah tends to eat sweets when he gets midnight cravings and Luka doesn’t eat late at night. It would have to be you and neither of them would exactly appreciate you doing that, just letting you know.

Who comes up with cheesy pick-up lines?

Fuck, don’t let Fenrir or Edgar around Luka when he’s trying to figure out how best to romance you because they will lead him astray because both would find it hilarious and would definitely spy on the two of you later just to see Luka deliver the absolute worst, most cringiest pick-up lines so sincerely. Jonah is perfectly confident, however, that he doesn’t need pick-up lines to win your heart…but do you think they make pick-up lines that work on winning back your brother’s favour? Because those? Those he would be quite interested in.

Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order?

I don’t feel like either of the Clemence boys are that particular about how things are ordered, at least when it comes to things like a bookshelf being in alphabetical order. Luka is very finicky about the kitchen layout and organization, but that’s just because he does cook so often and it’s laid out to be easy for him to find what he needs quickly while Jonah only cares that things are neat, clean, and aesthetically pleasing. I feel like he’d almost embrace the rainbow bookshelf organization than he would alphabetical, leaving this to be you or nobody.

Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies?

Jonah wants to be the one to get the spoon so badly, especially if it’s Luka baking but he’ll never outright ask for it, opting instead for blushing and puppy dog eyes. If you offer it to him though, and it is Luka cooking, be prepared for that salty bitch to throw the spoon into the dishwater before letting his brother have it.

Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion?

This is definitely on brand for Jonah’s personal ideas regarding romance. And what do you mean, what’s the special occasion? Every night spent with you is special in Jonah’s world. And yes, he would seriously say that with a straight face.

Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen?

I’ve mentioned before but Jonah is not into tattoos. They’d have to be something he’d have to learn to love, mostly because they’re a part of you, if you have them and he definitely doesn’t want ink on his skin, even if it is temporary. Luka doesn’t really get the idea of temporary tattoos, though he’s more open-minded than his brother when it comes to the idea of tattoos in general. He’d sit and let you draw on him if you really wanted him too, but you’d be better off finding someone else to be your canvas or artist if you wanted tattoos drawn on or to decorate someone else.

Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation?

Both brothers were kind of raised with gifts and things replacing actual affection so it’s not too much of a surprise to find out that they both kind of default into buying you gifts or souvenirs as a way of showing their love or of remembering important occasions like trips taken together.

Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines?

Luka would be confused by those quizzes at first but would take them if you seemed interested…but then the poor boy would definitely overthink any results from the survey or quiz. And family resemblance time because Jonah lives for those quizzes and definitely overthinks the results as well.

#ikemen revolution #ikerev #ikerev headcanons #headcanons #polyship #jonah clemence #luka clemence #i did not realize that i needed this in my life #like oof that is fantastic dynamics #clemence brother sandwich for life

[chaosangel767]

Congrats on 200 followers! Smut prompts 29 & 33 with Queens pls.

I am still working on my inbox. Thank you so much for your patience. Here you go Darling. I hope you enjoy ^^

How she Likes it

Fandom:IkeRev 

Prompt: “It’s okay, I like it rough,” & “I found a better use for that mouth.” 

Pairing: A Queen Sandwich x Alice 

Type: Smut 

Warning: desk sex, vaginal penetration, double penetration, blowjobs, rough sex 

Word Count: 410 

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Jonah was not expecting the image he got when he opened the door to the Queen of Spades room. Sirius has Alice bent over his desk, his hand muffling any cries from her lips. Her eyes are completely glazed over in lust, her hands gripping the desk. The sound of skin on skin greets Jonah and he frowns at the obscene display. The image of the Queen of Spades being so rough with his Alice has anger seeping off him. 

“Really Sirius must you be so rough? You are going to hurt her,” he growls. Stepping in front of the desk, internally swearing at the mess Alice is, tears pricking at her eyes, her face flushed as he cups her chin. Sweat is beading on her skin, her trembling giving away the fact she has already orgasmed. Jonah swipes his thumb across her lips and her eyes open weakly, a lustful smile greeting Jonah. Sirius ignores Jonah and keeps thrusting into her, releasing his grip on her mouth. Jonah frowns at the cries Alice is letting out. 

“Stop being so rough” Jonah snaps and Sirius smirks.

“Why not ask her what she likes?” Jonah glares at the other queen’s suggestion. Sirius cooperates by slowing down, sinking to the hilt in her while they talk. 

“Alice, is he being too rough?” Jonah asks worriedly. 

“It’s okay, I like it rough,” Alice smiles lustfully at Jonah, trying to rock her hips against Sirius. Jonah snorts at her, the hand on her chin brushing against her lips. He tilts his head pressing on her lips and smirks when she sucks on his thumb. Sirius starts thrusting again, switching to long slow strokes and Alice starts moaning Sirius’s name. Feeling jealousy, Jonah looks at her positioning and smirks. 

 “I found a better use for that mouth.” He murmurs, Jonah, unbuttons his pants, stroking her lips with his thumb. Alice half opens her eyes when she feels Jonah’s length against her lips. She opens her mouth, trailing her tongue along his length before taking it between her parted lips. Jonah groans as she hollows her cheeks. Lacing his fingers through her hair, he meets Sirius’s eyes and they both speed up. Alice moans around Jonah’s cock as both Queens use her, her eyes rolling back as another orgasm takes over her body. Silent thanks leave her as she is taken by the two men she loves, happy she no longer has to choose between them. 

#ikerev #ikerev smut #jonah clemence #sirius oswald #queen sandwich #chayaasks #chayas follower event

[if-you-fan-a-fire]

“JAIL FARM ESCAPEES CAPTURED,” North Bay Nugget. August 30, 1939. Page 1 & 5. ---- Trio Seen Climbing Aboard Train; Taken Off at Pickerel --- Burwash, Aug. 30 - Been by alert guard as they dashed for a passenger train early today, three trusties who fled the Burwash prison farm last Thursday afternoon are back in custody today, hungry and facing an additional charge of breaking and entering to the ordinary routine charge of escaping from lawful custody.

Money Useless The three men Russel Dilke [LEFT], Ernest Bean [RIGHT], and Hubert Halliday found that the $80.79 they stole when they rifled the cash box of the prison farm store was of little use to them when they got into the bush, for during their week of freedom they had bean unable to spend a cent of the money for supplies. 

Still dressed in prison clothes, their faces heavily bearded, the three were taken from the tender of a C.P.R passenger train which they had caught as it pulled out or Bayswater early this morning. They were seen running for the train by guards who phoned ahead and when the train stopped at Pickerel River they were removed.

Easily Captured "They evidently thought that by this time we would havo called in our guards," said Col. W. H. Powell, superintendent of the prison farm. "I suppose after their  week in the bush they ware getting desperate and willing to take chances. But we had the patrols still out and when they dashed for the train as it was pulling out of Bayswater our men saw them. Their capture after that was a simple matter. We merely took them from the station when the train stopped at Pickerel River."

Col. Powell was of the opinion that the men had had very little to eat during their period of absence. 

“They managed to get a few sandwiches stashed away before they made their break," he said. “Rut those wouldn't last them very long. They were a pretty hungry bunch when they reached here this morning.” 

For Bean, who was sentenced at Barrie, it was the third attempt at escape. His first break was in 1938 when ha was shot In the heel and was at liberty for only about 10 minutes.He tried again unsuccessfully Iast January. Halliday was sentenced In Toronto and has a long string of criminal convictions while Dilke was a prisoner from Hamilton. All would have been released within the next few months. Because of the breaking and entering charge, the men will probably be brought to Sudbury for trial.

[AL: All three men were given two years in penitentiary for the escape and break and enter on September 9, 1939, the photos date from these convictions, not their recapture. Bean was 31, from England, a farm labourer, who had been unemployed for years before going to Burwash, and from Barrie. He was convict #5761 at the penitentiary and worked in the mail bag shop. He was released October 1941. He had three previous penitentiary convictions. Dilke was 23, from Hamilton, a former accountant, unemployed for several years, and with a reformatory record of two previous convictions. He was convict #5762 at Kingston penitentiary, and worked in the tailor shop. He was released November 1941, and broke the rules twice during his term for contraband smoking and talking outside of regulation periods. Halliday was convict #5763, and tried to appeal for clemency and the reducation of his unexpired sentence at Burwash. This was denied, and he was released October 1941.]

#burwash industrial farm #pickerel ontario #prison break #escape from prison #escaped prisoners #hiding in the bush #sudbury #northern ontario #sentenced to prison #sentenced to the penitentiary #kingston penitentiary #great depression in canada #crime and punishment in canada #history of crime and punishment in canada

[parkerbombshell]

#BombshellRadiomelodicrockradioshowrockalternativejustanothermenacesundaydjDennistheMenaceSynthpopradioreplaytoday #Mew

[nutellies-pantsu]

Luka with his natural hair in his Looking Glass route

ASDFGHJKLAFDHFJEH

#ikemen kakumei #ikemen revolution #ikerev luka #ikemen luka #ikemen jonah #clemence sandwich #luka clemence #jonah clemence

[hamster-damn]

Johah, wait. Lemme just--

Cause of death: Jonah Clemence

#ikemen revolution #ikerev #ikemen kakumei #ikemen series #cybird ikemen #ikerev jonah #I want a Clemence sandwich

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

Hiiii!!! This is the first time I’m requesting so I hope I’m doing this right. If possible could you do a head cannon with S/o reader who sucks at cooking but tries to cook for the boys and excitedly gives them her very….. questionable food. With Leona, Malleus,Vil, Jack and Azul please. Thank you so much💕💕

Curiouser and Curiouser...

Surely the taste will be an improvement over the presentation, Malleus tells himself. He has had Lilia’s cooking many times over and managed to survive those near-death experiences—so this couldn’t possibly be as bad. These are the mantras he repeats in his mind to calm himself as he brings a forkful to his lips,

Malleus is at such a loss for words, he doesn’t quite know how to react—but one look at your eager face, and he knows if may crush you to be told the truth so brazenly. And so, he dons a mischievous smile and adopts a plot on the spot to pull the wool over your eyes.

The trick to being a great magician is knowing how to best utilize one’s abilities. In Malleus’s case, a simple teleportation spell creates the illusion of chewing and swallowing every last morsel of food you pile onto his plate. As soon as it disappears from your sight past his lips, poof—it’s gone likely reappearing in Leona’s lunch.

“It has an interesting flavor. Certainly unique, unlike anything I have ever had, even the dishes provided by my royal chef,” he declares with a croon, spooning another mouthful—and, naturally, magicking it away. Malleus is tactful with his wording, careful to not offend, but also offers his wisdom. “Fufu. With more practice and study, you have the capacity to improve even more.”

Was it wrong of him to trick you? Maybe. But did he spare your feelings? Definitely. You’ll continue on in blissful ignorance, your smile preserved thanks to Malleus’s clemency. And, with any luck, perhaps you’ll be able to hone your culinary skills over time, with Malleus there to push you in the right direction.

Leona outright rejects your food, and he is not graceful about it. It’s clear from the way he turns up his nose and scowls that he has no intention of even trying a bite, or of sparing your precious feelings. (And if you include vegetables in the dish? Well, then he’ll just catapult himself several yards away.)

“You’ve got to be kidding me. There’s no way I’m eating that,” Leona growls, inching away from the plate. “Despite how I may look, I’m a delicate prince with an even more delicate stomach,” he tells you—although his sarcastic, mocking tone doesn’t do him any favors. “Eating food that’s economy class is beneath me.”

Following his harsh rebuttal, he realizes that he’s still hasn’t had anything to eat. In a bout of cranky hangriness (that’s hungry and angry), Leona drags you with him to the NRC cafeteria. There, he tears through a crowd of mon students and returns (looking quite disheveled) with a coveted premium menchi-katsu sandwich in hand.

You sit in the shade of the courtyard’s apple tree as Leona tears his prize up and hands you half. He looks smug about it, as though you should be thanking him, the great and powerful predator, for his kindness and generosity. (If you don’t immediately accept the sandwich, Leona will just stuff it in your mouth himself and gruffly instruct you to “shut up and eat”.)

He reclines against the tree trunk with his own half of the sandwich. Leona tosses you an irritable look before muttering, “Oi. From now on, don’t bother cooking. It’s pointless to even try. Just sit back and let me do it. I’ll be the one to take cafe of you, got it?”

One look at your dish, and Vil gingerly pushes it away with the shake of his head. He’s not one to hold back when it comes to critique, so his comments, while fair, are also brutal and brimming with tough love.

“Stop, stop. I appreciate your efforts, but... efforts alone can only get you so far. I can tell at just a glance that you’ve yet to master the fundamentals.” Vil indicates various points on the platter. “Just how do you think you can pull off a dish this complex if you lack a solid foundation to build off of? You must begin with the basics first!”

It quickly becomes evident to him that you have no clue where to start. Fortunately for you, Vil’s willing to tie up his hair and guide you through some simple things, from kitchen safety to common cooking and cutting techniques. His focus is, of course, on simple, quick, and healthy recipes which suit his busy, on-the-go lifestyle (and are so foolproof that even you can’t mess them up).

Ever the perfectionist, Vil’s not going to let you quit midway through! He’ll give you skill drills and make you practice over and over until you’re entirely comfortable and confident with handling a knife, playing with fire, and seasoning. It’s partly for his own safety (and for the safety of anyone else you want to serve food to), but he also genuinely wants to see you grow and improve yourself.

He wears the most proud smile on his face when you really nail a test or make a considerable improvement. To Vil, it’s like watching the pieces of a puzzle slowly fall into place, finally making a coherent and beautiful image that is you at your full potential. He’s sure that, no matter what you make for him next, it will be something worth a standing ovation.

Every single one of his senses is screaming at him to not to eat your food. Taking a single whiff tells him that the dish is foul, something rotten, despite your best efforts to polish it up. Heck, the fur on his tail stands on end from just looking at it.

Jack brushes away his apprehension and pats down his fur. He refuses to back down from this! He won’t be defeated by food, especially since he knows you out your heart and soul into preparing this for him! Jack vows that he won’t let it go to waste!

He has to hype himself up like he’s doing warm-ups for an important track-meet! Deep breaths, stretches, jogging in place, even mumbling a pep talk to himself under his breath! Staring down at the (potentially) deadly dish only rips open a fresh can of fear in Jack, and only exercise can provide a rush of adrenaline strong enough to fight it off.

Jack tries to conceal the questionable taste and texture of your cooking by wolfing it down as fast as he can. The sooner it is down his throat and into his belly, the less of an opportunity his taste buds will have to fully process it all... right? (Well, that’s the logic Jack is running with.)

When the deed is done, Jack raises a fist in the air almost in slow motion, as though he is a champion proclaiming victory over a powerful adversary. He gives you a dazed grin, his head swimming from the sensory stimulation. “I... I did it. Are you proud of me? I—” aaaand he careens over, his exhausted, heavy body leaning against yours. “... Looks like I was’t as strong as I thought I was. S-Sorry. I’ll have to borrow you for a while...”

Azul understands the pain of putting your time, energy, and resources into making something new—so he wouldn’t want to waste them by rejecting your kind offer of free food. He decides to sample at least one bite out of pure courtesy... and he instantly regrets it.

To Azul’s credit, he hides his repulsion well enough. He covers his disgust by coughing and pretending that the food went down the wrong pipe, then washes out the taste with a considerable gulp of water (he drains almost the entire cup in a few gulps).

Azul has a way of twisting words to persuade others to act in his favor, and now is no different. He puts that silver tongue of his to use and manages to sweet talk you out of letting him off the hook for the rest of the meal! But what will you eat? you wonder—and with a smirk, Azul seats you where he once was.

Shedding his blazer and rolling his sleeves up, he enters the kitchen himself with your plate of food in hand. Not too long after, he exits with that same dish, modified and dressed up to look like a fancy menu item. Azul pulls up a chair across from you and gives you a smile so charming that it makes you forget that you had intended to cook for him in the first place.

“Let me be the one to treat you today,” he insists, offering a spoonful or a forkful. “and if you enjoy it, I can demonstrate exactly how I made this for you. In fact, consider my tutoring services at your disposal. No, no, please—it’s no trouble at all, really. Food is something that is simply better experienced when it is shared with someone you love.”

#twst x reader #Malleus Draconia #Azul Ashengrotto #Leona Kingscholar #twisted wonderland headcanons #Vil Schoenheit #Jack Howl #Reader #self insert #curiouser and curiouser #disney twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland #Malleus Draconia x Reader #Jack Howl x Reader #Azul Ashengrotto x Reader #Vil Schoenheit x Reader #Leona Kingscholar x Reader

[isoldmysoultojonahclemence]

Jonah Being an AMAZING Big Brother

Guess who got the Clemence brothers’ story in the Cradle Awards??? And I loved it!!! Especially the parts where Jonah was being the best older brother in the world!!!!!!!!!

So when we start off, Jonah’s like:

Jonah: Being able to sit as the same table as Luka, I am so happy!

And then, when Luka carved a strawberry into a rose to make MC happy, Jonah’s all like:

Jonah: Wow, you know how to carve fruits too, you’re so amazing, Luka!

And he goes on to say:

Jonah: My Luka is truly amazing, even the best patissier wouldn’t be able to have such a technique.

However, after Luka accidentally makes a mistake in carving an orange and splatters a bit of orange juice onto MC, he beat himself up for that little mistake and MC doesn’t really know what to say to him. At this time, Jonah steps in:

Jonah: Luka, hurry up and keep carving.

Jonah: I, your brother, really want to eat some oranges. Ahh, if I don’t eat oranges I might die.

(Jonah is encouraging Luka...!)

THAT’S THE CUTEST THING????!!?!?!?!?!??!?1!!?

LIKE, JONAH ACTUALLY KNOWS EXACTLY HOW TO CHEER LUKA UP BC LUKA REGAINS HIS SPIRIT SHORTLY AFTER

AND HE’S OVERDRAMATIC ABOUT IT TOO, SAYING “I MIGHT DIE IF I DON’T EAT ORANGES”

A;JWIOEGFBMNJGERDKFSD;KF I LOVE THIS MAN

But anyways.

Jonah: Of course [that’s delicious]! After going through Luka’s clever hand, any kind of fruit will become the best!

When Luka points out that Jonah already ordered all the best fruit, Jonah’s like:

Jonah: Luka actually said that, you’re so kind. 

So yeah. Luka was grumpy grumpy in Jonah’s presence as usual, but he still cares about his big brother. There was loads of brotherly love in this story, which I loved. I did kinda wish that there could’ve been a Clemence brother sandwich, but whatever.

#ikemen revolution #ikerev #jonah clemence #luka clemence #ikerev jonah #ikerev luka #clemence brothers #this took 420 hearts in the tw version #idk how many hearts you need in the english #probably more because the english version usually requires more hearts #this is the second to last story btw #so it's gonna be high #the last story is lance and sirius #it's 500 hearts tho idk if i'm gonna get it #the event ends tomorrow #if i use all my story tickets then maybe #but do i wanna tho??? #idkkkkk

[ikeromantic]

Warm

Day 30 of Ikemektober! 

I chose Ray! Let me just say, this started out as a heartwarming story and then took a left turn into smut. Fair warning! Approx. 1500 words. Why is Ray so delectable??

Ray sat at his desk, staring out the window at the training grounds. The trees were red and gold in their autumn glory, and the dahlias were blooming in the flowerbeds. Despite a chill in the air, it was a beautiful day. 

He turned when he heard someone at the door. Alice stepped in, carrying a little basket. 

“I thought you might need a break.” She gave him a knowing little smile. 

Ray was busy these days with rebuilding efforts and peace negotiations. A never ending series of requests and planning arrangements had to be reviewed, signed on or rejected, and discussed. It was better than war, but still exhausting. These little visits from Alice were all that kept him going some days.

“I suppose I do. It’s been three hours since -” 

“Four hours, actually. That was when I brought you tea. You skipped lunch,” Alice chided.

Ray rubbed a hand across his head, feeling a bit like a kid caught breaking the rules. “Ha, was it four? I guess I was pretty focused.”

“You could say that. Sirius stopped in around lunch to see if you were hungry and you didn’t even say anything.”

He didn’t remember the Queen stopping in, but he had been pretty focused. “Alright - alright. I can tell you’ve got something in mind.”

“Mhmm. I thought we’d take a little picnic.” Alice put her hand on the basket. “I packed us some sandwiches.”

Ray grinned. “I’ve got just one condition.”

“What?” Alice looked startled.

The King closed the space between them, and pulled her against his chest for a kiss. She was soft and warm in his arms. Her gasp of surprise melted into a moan of pleasure as he tasted her lips and slipped his tongue between them. He couldn’t help the way his hands slid naturally down her back to cup her rear. Maybe they didn’t need to go for a picnic afterall. His room was just down the hall and . . .

She pulled back, breath unsteady. “I know what you’re thinking, Ray.” Her eyes were lit with desire. “We could -”

“Well, little lady, it looks like you talked the boss into taking a break.” Sirius called out from the hall, a knowing smirk on his full lips. 

Ray coughed and made some space between himself and Alice, though he kept his arm around her waist. “You have the worst timing, my friend,” he muttered. Then louder, “She did. We’re having a picnic.”

“I know. I helped pack the basket.” Sirius knew full well what he’d interrupted, but he didn’t so much as blush. “I can recommend the best spot too. Do you remember how to get there, little lady?” 

Alice nodded. “Yep!” She smiled up at Ray. “There are blooming willows and autumn crocus. It will be beautiful.”

“I can’t say no to that,” he replied. Though nothing would be as beautiful as seeing Alice’s face when they made love. Just thinking about it stirred him. He couldn’t look so desperate though, not in front of his friend or his lover. 

The two of them left with the basket, with Sirius promising to finish the building plan reviews Ray was working on. That way he could take the rest of the afternoon off to enjoy the day. It almost made up for his earlier interruption.

Outside, the sun was bright, and the breeze was crisp. It smelled of flowers in bloom and fallen leaves. Thick grass, still green, cushioned the lovers’ steps as they made their way from the more traveled parts of the Black Army headquarters to a forested part of the garden.

Under the trees, the light was golden and red, and the shadows were deep. Alice spread a blanket on the sunnier side of one of the trees, where they had a nice view of a river bank and the blossoming willow trees. Here and there, the subtle shine of magic crystals added an enchanted glow to the leaves.

“I am so glad I can live here in Cradle, with you. I can’t think of anywhere I would ever want to be.” Alice smiled and reached out to take Ray’s hand.

“I’m glad too.” Ray squeezed her fingers gently. 

After they ate, Ray leaned back against the tree and Alice sat between his legs on the blanket, resting on his chest. They were quiet, a comfortable silence. The birds sang and the leaves whispered against each other. This far out, they could only just hear the occasional shout from headquarters.

Ray couldn’t help but think about how close he’d come to losing Alice. To Amon. To her home. She might have died or left. It made him aware of the space she took in his heart now. He could not imagine the world with an Alice-sized hole in it. She was a part of him and a piece of his home. 

She must have been having similar thoughts, because she turned her head to look at him. “Isn’t it scary to think of all the ways this could have turned out?”

“Hm? Like what? You falling in love with a guy like Jonah Clemence? He did want to date you . . .” 

Alice elbowed him with a giggle. “He is pretty cute though.”

“Hey!” Ray sat up straight and caught her chin in his hand. “I thought you only had eyes for me? Are you tryin’ to make me jealous.”

“Maybe.” She grinned at him slyly. 

“I know how to fix that.” Slowly, he leaned in and pressed his lips to hers. Nibbling gently at her lower lip, until her mouth opened to let out an excited breath. Then his tongue slipped between them to stroke her tongue. 

She wasn’t one to take this attack lying down. She wiggled her hips against him, teasing. He knew it teased her too though - he could tell by the little sound she made when he reacted. Alice turned her body to face him, sliding her hands under his shirt to scrape her nails against his skin.

“Naughty kitty,” Ray gasped. He loved and hated the way it felt. 

“Mmm, I can be even naughtier,” she murmured and bit his neck.

Ray nearly let out a very uncool moan. He was supposed to be the one teasing, not the other way around! His hands found their way under her skirt, stroking the skin of her thighs. She was so warm. Soft like silk. And . . . pantiless? He grinned at her, pleased.

Not to be outdone, Alice stroked a fingernail down his side, tickling him. Right to the waistband of his pants. Her other hand went to the buckle, quickly undoing his belt.

“A-alice,” he warned.

She just smiled and kissed him again. Her deft fingers had his buttons undone and his zipper down. Alice drew lazy circles on his pelvis above the rising shaft of his manhood. It was absolutely more than he could handle. 

“I don’t think I can control myself with you - if you - Alice, please -” Ray was almost pleading. It was his last line of defense as a fire built inside him. He tried to keep his emotions carefully balanced, but with a touch, she’d thrown all of that out the window and now he could only barely keep himself in check. 

“I want you to lose control,” she whispered. Her next kiss was so full of hungry passion that he couldn’t mistake her meaning. 

His hands slid further up, massaging her. Opening her. His fingers found her clit and he began to play. 

“Oh - my - n-now who’s naughty,” she gasped against his lips. 

Ray would have replied, but she chose that moment to free his length from his pants, and lift her hips. All his words disappeared as she sunk down onto him, impaling herself. All he could manage was a moan, one she silenced with her mouth. 

“Shhh,” she breathed, panting against his cheek. “D-don’t want to- to get caught.”

“Yes,” Ray breathed in reply, both an answer and a desperate gasp of pleasure. It took him a moment to catch up with his thoughts. Being inside her was heaven. She was beauty and love, divine. But he couldn’t let her win this little game.

With one hand, he found her clit again and began to rub it in rhythm with her pace. His other hand sought out her breast, pinching and teasing her nipples. 

Now it was Alice, biting his shoulder to keep herself quiet. She began to quiver, her breath growing more unsteady as she neared climax.

Ray could see nothing but her in these moments. Her eyes closed tight, her lips parted, cheeks pink. He was near to his peak too, unable to hold back anything as she rode him.

With a muffled cry, Alice shuddered, and Ray lost control as well, spending himself inside her. She laid her face against his chest, still breathing hard. 

“You’re amazing,” Ray sighed, stroking her hair. 

“Mhmm,” she grinned up at him. “You’re not bad either.”

He laughed and lay back against the tree. Together with her like this, the world was a warm place. Perfect. Beautiful.

#ikemektober #ikemen revolution #ikerev ray #ikemen ray #ray blackwell #king of hearts #ikerev ray blackwell #ikemen ray blackwell #fanfiction #fanfic #otome guys #otome #smut #ikerev smut

[natimiles]

Clemence brothers, please...

Now sandwich me-

#nati plays ikerev: jonah #nati plays ikerev #ikemen revolution #ikerev screenshots #ikerev jonah #ikerev luka #ikerev #starry queue

[chaosangel767]

Ikemen Revolution Masterlist

Updated 8/16/2022

Legends 

🔞 Smut 🔞

🍋 Lemon 🍋

🌸 Fluff 🌸

🍰 Drabble 🍰

⛈ Angst ⛈

💔 Hurt/Comfort 💖

Event Legends 

🔞 ☀️ Summer of Smut (2021 & 2022) ☀️🔞

🔞 🎃 Kinktober 2021 🎃 🔞

Notes

My Navigation post is here

Minors DNI with anything labeled NSFW

All Reader/Mc's are female unless stated otherwise.

Request Guidelines are here *Open to Events”

Everyone

⛈Pyrrhic ⛈

Lancelot Kingsley

🔞Shoulders - NSFW

🔞 🎃 Crimson Heat - NSFW

🔞 🎃  Empty Side of the Bed - NSFW 

🔞 🎃 A Lunch Date - NSFW

🔞 One Dance - Anniversary Special - NSFW  

🔞 🍰 indecently dressed (GN!reader)  - NSFW 

Jonah Clemence

🔞 🎃  Teasing the Queen - NSFW

🔞Bath Time - NSFW

🔞 🍰  Secrets From the Queen - NSFW 

🔞 🍰  Persuaded - NSFW 

Edgar Bright

🔞 🎃 Broken Curfew - NSFW

🔞 🎃 A Sweet Punishment - NSFW

🔞 ☀️ A Jack's Dare - NSFW

🔞 ☀️ Sunflowers & Pearls- NSFW

🔞Too Close- NSFW

🔞A Game of Silence - NSFW

🍰 💔 I’m Right Here  🍰  💖

Kyle Ash

🔞 ☀️ Doctors Orders - NSFW

🍰 🌸 Beautiful View 

Zero 

Ray Blackwell

🔞 🎃 A Present from the King - NSFW

🔞 ☀️  A Break for Sherbet - NSFW

🔞 ☀️  Mine - NSFW

🔞 🎃 Just Like Candy - NSFW

🔞 🎃 Desires & Sleep - NSFW

🔞 🍰 Coming for the King - NSFW 

🔞 A Lovestruck Gaze - NSFW 

Sirius Oswald

🔞 🎃 Lullaby- NSFW

🔞 🎃 Against a Wall or Over a Dresser - NSFW

🔞 🍰 A Defiant Little Lady  - NSFW 

Luka Clemence

🌸Out of the Kitchen 🌸

🔞 🎃 Kitchen Duties - NSFW

🔞 ☀️  Orange Creamsicle - NSFW

🍰 🌸 Replay  🌸 🍰

 🍰 🌸 Warmth & Comfort  🌸 🍰

🔞 Secret Moments - NSFW 

🌸 Lover’s reprise 

🔞 ☀️ Tugging My Strings - NSFW 

Seth Hyde

🔞 🎃 Leave - NSFW

🔞 ☀️  No Strings Attached - NSFW

🔞 🍰 We’re Just Friends - SFW 

🔞 ☀️ Stolen Away (M!Reader)  - NSFW 

Fenrir Godspeed

⛈A misconstrued Birthday ⛈

🔞Just one More- NSFW

🔞 🎃 Riding the Ace - NSFW

🔞 🎃 Fire & Ice - NSFW

🔞 🍰 An offer to not be refused - NSFW 

🔞 ☀️ Distractions - NSFW 

🔞 Another Round - NSFW 

Harr Silver

🔞 🎃 A New Life - NSFW

Loki Genetta

🔞 ☀️  Ethereal Moonlight - NSFW

🔞 🎃 The Mischievous Cat- NSFW

Blanc Lapin Oliver Knight

🌸Taking Care🌸

Mousse Altas

🔞 🎃 An Eve to Relax - NSFW

Dalim Tweedle

🔞 🎃 Intoxicated on you - NSFW

🔞 ☀️ Dangers of the forest - NSFW 

Dean Tweedle

🔞 🎃 Rainy Day Punishment - NSFW

Amon Jabberwock

⛈Pieces of the Illusion ⛈

Suitor x Suitor 

Luka x Edgar 

🔞 ⛈ Blades & Blood - NSFW 

Ray x Fenrir 

The best two out of Three - Crack fic

🔞🔞Polyships 🔞🔞

Kings Sandwiches (Lance/Ray)

🔞 Of Lust & Jealousy - NSFW

🔞 🎃 For Now only Lust - NSFW

🔞 🎃 The King's Treat - NSFW

🔞  A King's Order - NSFW

🔞 🍰 Alice’s Happiness - NSFW

🔞 🍰 A Tardy King - NSFW  

🔞 The Depths of Our Love -  NSFW

🔞 Sweeten the Deal  - NSFW 

Queen Sandwiches (Jonah/Sirius)

🔞 🎃 The Queen's - NSFW

🔞 🎃 Between the Queens - NSFW

🔞 🍰 How she likes it - NSFW 

Jack Sandwiches (Edgar/Luka)

🔞 ☀️  The Icy Jacks - NSFW

🔞 🎃 A meeting at Dusk - NSFW

🌸🍰 The Perfect Gift  🍰🌸

🔞 A Recipe Change -  NSFW

Edgar/Zero

🔞Guiding Hands - NSFW

🔞 ☀️  A Treat for a Hot Day - NSFW

Ray/ Fenrir

🔞 ☀️  A Royal Flush - NSFW

🔞 🎃 Commanding the King - NSFW

🔞 🍰Dared by the King - NSFW 

🔞 Another Common Factor - NSW 

🔞 ☀️ An Unfair Fight - NSFW 

Others

🔞Lance/Jonah - King and Queen of My Heart - NSFW

🔞 🎃 Ray/Edgar - Two Shades of Green - NSFW

🔞 🎃 Ray/Luka - Hallow's Eve - NSFW

🔞Seth/Fenrir - The Wolf's Den - NSFW

Headcannons

🌸How They react to a pillow hugging/ stuffy loving Alice II Pt. 1

🌸 First Period HC II Pt. 1 -   Lance, Jonah, Edgar, Kyle, Sirius, Luka 

#Ikemen Revolution #Ikerev smut #Ikemen revolution oneshots #Ikemen Revolution Masterlist #Ikerev #ikerev lancelot #Ikerev Jonah #Ikerev Edgar #ikerev #Ikerev Zero #Ikerev Ray #Ikerev Sirius #Ikerev Luka #ikerev seth #Ikerev Fenrir #Ikerev Harr #Ikerev Loki #ikerev blanc #ikerev oliver #Ikerev Dean #ikemen revolution dalim #Ikerev Mousse

[if-you-fan-a-fire]

"LAUZON RELEASED ON SUSPENDED SENTENCE," Windsor Record. February 17, 1913. Page 1. --- Found Guilty on Charge, But Previous Good Character Saves Him From Jail Term - Gosfield Farmer Given Two Months. ---- George Lauzon, the Windsor young man, who, on January 11, fired a shot through a window at his home in Essex and wounded John Garrow, who was looking in the window, was found guilty by his honor Judge McHugh at high county court, held in Sandwich Saturday afternoon. He was allowed to go on suspended sentence in view of his good character previous to the shooting.

Garrow claimed that he heard a woman scream as he passed the house about 9.30 in the evening and he went to the window to investigate. While he was standing there Lauzon fired the shot, which entered his jaw and tore out half of the teeth in the left side of his mouth. He stated that he had only been standing at the window less than a minute.

Mrs. Lauzon was the main witness for the defence. She testified that there was not a sound that could be heard half-way to the street for near- ly an hour before the shooting took place. The baby was sleeping and both herself and husband were careful not to make any noise that would waken it as the child had been sick. She told the court that the man who was at the window must have been there two minutes at least.

When Lauzon was called to the witness stand he told his story in a straightforward manner, of how he thought that Garrow was a robber who was trying to enter his home. As one had entered his home while he was living in Windsor, he fired the shot only to scare the man. He stated that he did not know that he had shot any one. The first he knew of it was when he was arrested the next morning. He said he thought that Garrow was one of his best friends in Essex.

His honor Judge McHugh, in suspending sentence, said: "In view of the fact that you have always had a good reputation in this city and you may not have meant to shoot the man, I will suspend sentence on you, but I advise you to be more careful in the use of firearms in the future. It is an indiscreet thing for a man to be looking in the window of another man's home at night, and this should be a lesson to both parties."

When the court rendered its decision about a hundred of Lauzon's friends, who were sitting in the rear of the court room, broke into thunderous applause, which ruffled the dignity of Court Crier James McEwan and a few exciting moments were passed before order was restored again by the constables.

Two Months for Theft. Frank McDonald of Gosfield South pleaded guilty to stealing tobacco, valued at $65, from M. A. Jones of Gosfield South on January 14. The man claimed he was under the influence of liquor when he committed the deed and asked the court to be lenient with him. Henry Clay, counsel for the guilty man, made a strong plea for clemency. The court, in passing a sentence of two months, told the man that the offence was too great to be overlooked.

McDonald's wife sat beside the prisoner's box during the trial and was in tears most of the time. Two bright-eyed little girls between 8 and 10 years sat beside her, but they did not seem to understand the situation until after the court had passed sentence. When the sentence was imposed Mrs. McDonald was led sobbing from the court room by relatives. The little girls kissed their father good-bye before he was locked in his cell.

#windsor #essex county #county police court #accidental shooting #armed self defence #gun safety #mistaken identity #armed with a revolver #theft #stolen tobacco #sentenced to prison #essex county jail

[nan-chi]

I was in the mood for making some art (｡ì _ í｡)

and I wanted to draw the Van Gogh brothers since forever, So....

This is what folks usually call:

"The Sandwich"

* maniacal laughter *

............

+ Have a Zoom in ! Hehe ≧ω≦

.

Clemence Version 👉 Here

#ikevamp art #ikemen vampire #ikevamp theo #ikevamp Vincent #ikevamp

[theincompetentgenius]

Headcanons with S/O Who Hid Their Birthday (Jonah, Luka, Edgar)

anon:  Can I have Jonah, Luka and Edgar headcanons with an s/o who hid their birthday, or didn’t bother to be vocal about it, and they had to find out through other means?

Here you go and I hope you enjoy them!

Jonah Clemence

Jonah finds out from Edgar, who casually brings up the topic as they’re training. He realizes that Edgar learned about his lover’s birthday before he did, which flares his temper. He drives the blade a little too close to the Jack’s ear and ends the duel. For the next hour, Jonah interrogates Edgar on how he found this information.

Initially, Jonah is confused (even hurt) that his S/O didn’t tell him about their birthday. Did he do something to them that they wouldn’t talk about their birthday? Why wouldn’t they want to talk about the day they were brought to life? It takes some time and reflection that his S/O has their reasons.

He pulls himself together and plans for an extravagant party almost a month in advance. The Queen of Hearts calls all the Red Army officials and assigns each officer a role for the birthday. Kyle and Zero get tasked with decorating the entire palace, Edgar has to plan all the activities, and Lancelot has to gather all the supplies. If you’re wondering, Jonah buys all the gifts, creates all the food, creates/gives out invitations, and is involved in the other officers’ tasks. 

On the day of their birthday, Jonah takes his lover to dress shopping. He tells them to pick their favorite dress, jewelry, and shoes. They spend the whole morning at the fitting room as the couple nit-pick through the articles of clothing. Although his S/O is slightly confused about Jonah’s obsession with picking the “right dress”, they assume it’s just Jonah’s way of taking them out for the day. After the Queen of Hearts manages to convince his S/O to keep the dress on for the entire day, they head to the Red Army Headquarters. 

When they arrive at the palace, his S/O notices that the castle is decorated in their favorite color. They tell Jonah how much they like decoration, who simply smirks and asks “I wonder who put all that effort in making the castle look so gorgeous?”

He’ll take their hand as they climb up the stairs. When his S/O opens the doors, they are greeted to heaven on the Cradle. The center of the room has a 5-layered vanilla-strawberry swirl cake with buttercream frosting (made by Jonah and the chefs) with desserts such as raspberry macaroons, millie-feuille, chocolate fondue, and puff pastries neatly lined up on tables at the side of the room. Jonah’s S/O spends more time eating at the party than anything else.

There are sparklers, balloons, crystals, exotic flowers, silk table cloths, and so much more. As if the throne room wasn’t already something straight out of a fairytale, Jonah only made it even more lavish than before.

Jonah ushers his lover to sit on the throne, claiming that today the get to be royalty. As soon as they take a seat, the entire Red Army pops out to sing Happy Birthday! The fireworks go off as Jonah turns to his S/O and pulls them into a long kiss, wishing them a happy birthday.

Luka Clemence

Luka found out when he came to your room, looking for you to tell you about his next mission (where he’ll be out for a week). Instead, he entered an empty room, so Luka decided to leave a note on his S/O’s table about his sudden departure. When placing the note, he noticed that there were a few other things on their desk, including some form of identification with their DOB.

The Jack of Spades doesn’t think much about it as he leaves the room to attend his other duties. Later in the day, the birthday issue pops into his head again. He thinks about it more seriously this time, but he assumes that his S/O wasn’t a birthday person. Perhaps it slipped their mind since a birthday only comes once every year.

Nevertheless, Luka begins to daydream about all the adorable birthday plans they could make together. He knew his S/O didn’t want anything too flashy, but he had to do something special for them. As he fell deeper in his thoughts, he realized that Jonah would be able to create the perfect party (but he’d never ask that pompous brat). All Luka could think of was making a nice dinner. 

He asks Seth for a little help because Seth is the Black Army’s unofficial party planner after all. The 7 of Spades squeals with glee, being more than happy to help Luka with his plans. 

The two prepare a cozy, candle-lit dinner. The decorations are simple and rustic, but Luka manages to hang his S/O’s favorite works of art and plays their favorite music in the background. Although Seth always wants to add more to the scene, Luka is exhausted. Besides, he didn’t want to go over-the-top since his S/O barely talked about their birthday.

Also, the Jack of Spades wanted his food to be the main decoration. For the main dish, he whips up a gourmet roasted chicken marinated in a savory and spicy sauce with sauteed vegetables and buttered rice. He also bakes his S/O’s favorite cake in a heart shape. The best part is that the cake has cake pops sticking out with the candles on top.

When the day finally arrives, Luka is very nervous. He doesn’t make any reference to his S/O’s birthday throughout the day. Luka doesn’t want to upset his S/O for making plans without them or somehow triggering a painful memory on their birthday. It takes a lot of breathing exercises and pep talks from Seth to calm him down.

Once it is dinner time, Seth ushers Luka’s S/O to a private room that is rarely used by the Black Army. When they enter the room, they are greeted with soft, glowing lights that spell “Happy Birthday!”. Luka appears from the back and gives them a long hug, letting them know how much they mean to him.

Once the lights are turned off, Luka lights the candles and tells their S/O to make a wish. They take a few seconds and blow out the candles. Luka can’t help but ask, “What did you wish for?”

“If I told you, then it wouldn’t come true.” And with that, the couple sits down and starts eating. The meal is so good that his lover nearly cries and asks for four servings. Somehow they have space for the cake too.

Edgar Bright

Let’s be real, Edgar knew about his S/O’s birthday a long time ago. He came across the auspicious date when going through a bunch of legal documents for everyone in the Red Army. He was hesitant to place his S/O’s documents with the other officers’ papers, but he felt that it made more sense than to place it with the information on the soldiers. As he went over his S/O’s documents, he found a line that listed their birthday. At that moment, Edgar realized that his lover never talked about their birthday.

Edgar doesn’t know why his lover would want to hide their birthday, but he understands it because he does the same thing. However, he doesn’t want them to spend their birthday alone either. So he’ll go around looking for clues for the perfect birthday surprise by asking his S/O seemingly-innocent questions. Although he doesn’t have much room for specific questions, Edgar gets all the information that he needs.

He spends the next week preparing for the event. It’s nothing too crazy, but he buys a few gifts and decorations for the occasion. Edgar also has Jonah teach him how to make some of his S/O’s favorite sweets and snacks. Jonah is both surprised and irritated that the Jack of Hearts is able to a great job at his first try, claiming that it was all thanks to his teaching.

The special day has arrived! He’ll act normal throughout the day, dropping a few hints here and there. It’s not until the sky has a tint of pink that Edgar asks his S/O to take a walk with him. He’ll cover their eyes as they walk to their destination.

Once they arrive, Edgar removes his hands and reveals a picnic next to the river. He kisses your hand, wishing his lover a very happy birthday. Immediately, the Creek family appears from a nearby tree and run to his S/O. They jump up and down, squawking with delight. It’s their way of saying “Happy Birthday!”

He has his S/O sit down while he unpacks all the delicious treats from the basket that he brought with him. There are some macaroons, sandwiches, and garlic bread. 

Edgar also has two gifts for the occasion. First, he pulls out a yellow box with a gold ribbon. Inside are the rarest jellybean flavors in the entire Cradle (he’s made sure the flavors are suited for his lover’s palette). The present was him trying to return a fraction of the sweetness that his lover brought into his life. 

The second gift is a lavender box, which has a beautiful necklace with three golden pendants: the initial of both of their first names and duck. He got this present to give his S/O something that will help them remember Edgar and the Creeks, no matter where they go.

The couple spends their time by the river for the rest of the evening. The Jack of Hearts will lay his head on his lover’s shoulder, letting them know that he’s always willing to lend an ear if they choose to tell him why they hide their birthday.

#ikemen revolution #ikerev #jonah clemence #luka clemence #edgar bright #ikerev edgar #ikerev jonah #ikerev luka #ikemen kakumei #ikerev headcanons

[t0d0r0ni]

Ikemen Revolution Squad as High School Students

Ray Blackwell

He's a total soccer club boi

co-president of the animal club alongside with edgar and loki

has been personally invited in multiple sports clubs when he finishes soccer season but he says hes too busy practicing cough already in the animal club

girls and dudes alike has asked him out.

hes so fucking aloof but cool and soft and kind and has this leadership vibe

that one kid everyone wants to have group projects with

highkey

dis boi is only a freshman but hes doing so well

sobs

Sirius Oswald

President of the chess club. Vice-president of the gardening club.

senior

that one dude that will always be nice to you

everyone likes him

one of those rare gems where they're the teachers pet but nobody minds

secretary of the student council

nobody knows how he manages all this stuff

his friends often joke around saying hes always the mom of the group

they get knuckle sandwiches

always wins at team activities because of his tactician skills

would join the cooking club too but thats too much for him

he was in the cooking club when he was in freshman year

flying colors in his SATs boom boom harvard graduate

Luka Clemence

boi this boi has so many fangirls

especially jonah and seth

president of the cooking club and a respected member of the kendo team

sophomore year

hes kind of like honey from ohshc

a lot of people joined the cooking club because of him

annoys him because most of them dont know how to cook

likes alice because she actually knows how to make stuff and knows what shes doing and doesnt get in his way

*fierce* in kendo

hes a very good student

hangs out with eggar a lot and if he really had to play another sport, he would choose volleyball or tennis where its less toxic

RICH BOY ALERT RICH BOY ALERT WARNING WARNING RICH BOY ALERT RICH BOY ALERT

his parents own a really big corporate and rich as fuck

he uses a lot of his ridiculous allowance to fund for school events and charity

girls SCREAM at luka and seth what hair products they use

poor boi

Fenrir Godspeed

screw ray being asked for some teams FENRIR GOT ALL THE SPORTS TEAMS BEGGING FOR HIM TO COME

He joined the archery club because there were no shooting ranges

vERY GOOD AT ARCHERY Hes a FUCKING GOD

thinking of joining track too

popular kids club one hundred percent

hes also A BIG SOCCER BOI OMG BEST TEAMMATES WITH RAY NOTHING CAN BEAT THEM THEY'RE THE RIDICULOUS FIRST YEARS LIKE KAGEYAMA AND HINATA BUT BOTH OF THEM ARE SHORT AT 5'8 cough

after soccer ends he WILL BE SHINING STAR QUARTERBACK ONLY A FRESHMAN WOWOWOWOWOW

girls love him a lot because hes a ficking gentleman at other times

RICH BOY NUMBER TWO ALERT

stays really humble tho

also donates to school and charity

but he also screams and buys controllers games and consoles monthly and plays with ray and seth occasionally dragging luka and sirius in too

grades are okay

Seth Hyde

EVERYONE'S BEST FRIEND

President of the drama club

BEAUTY GURU

his grades are okay too

HIS ACTING AND FASHION SENSE IS AMAZING

Vice-president of the fashion club

junior year

Girls love him for his advice

Seth was asked out by many boys thinking seth's gay

always rejects ppl but will say i love you a lot

he got good grades on SAT (he thinks)

Helps organize many school events

girls SCREAM at luka and seth what hair products they use

Lancelot Kingsley

senior

got even better grades than sirius and boom boom harvard graduate

his family hella rich

president of school council

cold boi

angsty boi

leader boi

neEERDDDDDDDDD

hes a loner LOSERRRRRRR

anyway he is amazing at leadership and the school was amazing since he was elected for a council member at freshman year

people hate him a lot

lowkey has fangirls

BOYS JEALOUS ASF HOW HE GOT EVERYONE

he dont get everything

he needs some love ToT

RICH BOY NUMBER THREE

Jonah Clemence

RICH BOY NUMBER FOUR

and lives up to rich boy name

DRAMA QUEEN

vice president of drama club

same grade as seth

angry that hes second

vice president of the school

KISSES LANCELOT'S ASS ALL THE TIME SIDES WITH HIM AGREES ON HIM WITH EVERYTHING

lowkey bothers lancelot a lot (pun not intended)

obsessed with his brother and tried to join the cooking club but he was instantly banned the moment the rumor of the vice president joining the club

luka had to deal with dozens of other students after wards

girls ask him all the time for product recommendations

he REFUSES to sit at the cafeteria or any "commoner" place

drives to a 5 star expensive ass restaurant everyday at lunch time and drives back no ficking questions

he'll only sit in those horrid selections of places with Luka and Lancelot PERIOD

Hates Sirius with a passion with his connections of lancelot

EXPENSIVE BOI WITH THAT BUCCI AND WERSACE AND VOUIS LUTTON

Department stores who?

edgar bugs him so fucking much

His grades are good

Edgar Bright

grades are amazing

looks are amazing

talent is amazing

boys hate him also because hes so perfect

basketball captain

same grade as luka

oh i forgot

RICH BOY NUMERO CINCO

im getting tired of typing rich boy

animal fanboy

girls love him 

some ppl lowkey creeped out of how perfect he is and always smiles

Zero

SWEETHEART

BBY 

He’s in the fencing team, kendo team, anything involved with swords hes in it 

not rich boi FINALLY 

hes known as “sword guy”

all girls like him as either a person or a crush 

nobody hates him?? 

always gives candy whenever someone feels sad 

his grades are some of the best 

never slacks off 

teacher’s pet 

good boi

Kyle Ash 

teachers are in fucking disbelief on how smart he is

RICH BOY NUMBER SIX 

he doesnt use any money tho lol 

kyle sometimes teaches the class, and everyone prefers that because hes chill and lazy as fuck and somehow makes everyone understand what the lesson point is

he could’ve skipped grades up to twelfth grade when he was ten but hes too lazy 

he drinks a lot of mocktails 

he loves soda, juice, warm drinks, cold drinks 

kyle always declares that hes going to be a doc blowing all his savings on bourbon and beer 

KYLE IS SO HOT THOUGH AND PEOPLE DONT UNDERSTAND HOW AND WHY 

aces the cpr classes 

aces health class 

aces chemistry 

aces anything related to academics 

best grades in his year 

#ikemen revolution #ikemenseries #ikerev #ikemen lancelot kingsley #ikemen ray blackwell #ikemen sirius oswald #ikemen jonah clemence #ikemen luka clemence #ikemen edgar bright #ikemen fenrir godspeed #ikemen zero #ikemen seth hyde #ikemen kyle ash #ikemen revolution alice and magic in wonderland #ikemen kakumei #ikemen headcanon #ikemen revolution headcanon #ikemen fanfiction