#clerks ii

[man-kills-everything]

"There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once." Clerks 2 (2006) Dir: Kevin Smith

#Clerks 2 #Clerks II #Clerks #View Askew #View Askewniverse #Jay and Silent Bob #Jay & Silent Bob #Randall Graves #Dante Hicks #Brian O'Halloran #Kevin Smith #Jason Mewes #Jeff Anderson #Rosario Dawson #Harley Quinn Smith #Harley-Quinn Smith #Trevor Fehrman #Jennifer Schwalbach Smith #Jennifer Schwalbach #Randal Graves #Elias Grover #2006 #Jason Lee #Jay #Silent Bob #Becky Scott #Becky Hicks #Emma Hicks

[spockvarietyhour]

Clerks (1994)/Clerks II (2006)/Clerks III (2022)

#Clerks #Clerks II #Clerks III #view askewniverse #Brian O'Halloran #Dante Hicks #Quick Stop #Danny watches Clerks III #long post

[cinephile-inc]

Clerks & Conversation Hearts (4/4) | 🌟The bonus art is officially here! Winged Metatron below the cut!🌟

🪽Reblogs Highly Appreciated!🪽

#elias grover #clerks ii #clerks #clerks fanart #the metatron #dogma 1999 #kevin smith #view askewniverse #askewniverse #alan rickman #my art #had to reupload bc i forgor metatron's blush ;w;

[wat-the-cur]

I feel like, around Clerks 2, Jay and Silent Bob were attending some little, informal church on Sundays and all the old ladies there absolutely adored Jay. Like, he reminded them of sons they lost to marriage, or jobs abroad, or past mistakes, even death. So, whenever he walked in, rattling around in that coat that seemed to swallow him, they came flocking like pigeons to a bag of breadcrumbs. Shoving mugs of coffee into his hands before the service even started, putting frail arms around him to warm him up, tucking his hair behind his ears and cooing, delightedly at his silver earrings. It was a bit overwhelming at first, but it got to a point where Bob could tell Jay liked the attention. He would see him purposely muss his hair up and pull his clothes around, before going in. Bob was surprised as well, that the old dears seemed to understand perfectly well, that just because Jay’s comments were elicit, did not mean there was always malice behind them. They knew the difference, and would answer his questions sincerely, admonishing him for his language with no more than a playful swat on the hand. They were equally warm towards Bob, though not quite so maternal. They knew he looked after Jay in some way, and that earned him their utmost respect.

Also, you cannot convince me that Jay, and possibly Bob did not let slip their feelings towards one another to a couple of the ladies, in their own separate moments of frightening clarity, that they would later bury. And that those ladies came together and swore they would support those dear boys, no matter what.

#view askewniverse #askewniverse #jay and silent bob #clerks #clerks ii #clerks 1994 #clerks 2 #headcanon #jay/silent bob

[partywithponies]

Turns out I do like movies actually, I just only like weirdly melancholy comedy movies about dysfunctional co-dependent self-destructive intensely homoerotic best friends wasting their entire lives together, one of whom is slightly more bastardly than the other and not only happy to keep wasting their lives forever but probably also willing to sabotage the other's chances at a better more productive life, and the other is the quieter vaguely more competent one who actually wants a better life.

#withnail and i #clerks #clerks II #bunny and the bull

[coriosnowsgf]

nobody talks about this adorable massive transformers nerd on here :(

#clerks 2 #elias grover #pillowpants #clerks #clerks ii #moobys #trevor fehrman #ilovemyloserbf

[quality-ghost]

my boo boo keys

#view askewniverse #clerks #clerks ii #elias grover #randal graves #my art

[amalgamate-exe]

#artists on tumblr #art #digital art #artwork #adobe photoshop #fanart #jay and silent bob #kevin smith #clerks fanart #clerks 1994 #clerks #jay and silent bob fanart #clerks ii #clerks 2 #clerks 3

[kingsnorthportfolio]

#kevin smith #clerks #clerks II #dogma #chasing amy #jay and silent bob #silent bob

[circusgoth-dotcom]

🍔Reblogs highly appreciated!🐮

#clerks #clerks ii #dante hicks #randal graves #clerks fanart #view askew #view askewniverse #askewniverse #my art #platonic f/os #🏒What Are You Looking At Ya Hockey Puck (Dante)🏒 #🏒Jackass 2 (Randal)🏒

[ghostrobot]

i love elias, wish we could've actually seen the initial plans for the clerks animated series play out in which he and becky got to appear as characters on that show but ah well, at least he got to shine a bit more in clerks III 😭

#clerks #clerks II #clerks 2 #elias grover #view askewniverse #view askew #things of mine #?

[batfleckgifs]

BEN AFFLECK as Gawking Customer i CLERKS II (2006) | Dir. Kevin Smith 

#ben affleck #benaffleckedit #affleckedit #filmtvedit #cinemapix #mensource #dilfsource #dilfgifs #kevin smith #clerks ii #mine. #edit: gifs. #film: clerks ii. #i enjoyed the movie actually #but im also really into this look #loved his and jason's cameo lol

[junkiesdeth]

Elias Grover Transformers + fast food stimboard

#elias grover #clerks #clerks ii #clerks 2 #stimboard #clerks stimboard #safe

[cinephile-inc]

Clerks & Conversation Hearts (2/4)

💚Reblogs Highly Appreciated!!💜

#clerks #clerks ii #veronica loughran #becky scott #clerks veronica #clerks becky #clerks fanart #view askewniverse #askewniverse #kevin smith #my art #first time drawing these two :0) #i probably could've made veronica's hair darker oh well #🎬 -> action!

[wat-the-cur]

I love how Jay has no fucking patience for Dante’s two-timing. I know that Emma is considerably less likeable than Veronica, but there’s something genuinely sweet about Jay congratulating her on her (unbeknownst to him) non-existent pregnancy, then getting noticeably upset on her behalf when he finds out Dante had cheated on her. And you can tell by his tone just how angry he is that Dante has done this AGAIN. Disappointed but not surprised.

#jay and silent bob #jay derris #clerks #clerks (1994) #clerks ii #clerks 2 #dante hicks

[fangirlfilmclub]

Are ya ready for one host’s actual shame, kids?

What we watched: Clerks II

Who we watched it for: we’ll say Rosario Dawson because that’s the honorable choice

What we thought: this is NOT Mia’s Randal Graves

#Spotify #the fan girl film club #clerks. #clerks ii #rosario dawson