So in love with the Bdubs narrative...
"I stopped trusting Impulse, my secret girlfriend, ages ago because he's flirting with everyone, so it makes sense to side with the guy who's offering me a truce in the form of a clock."
"You can't kick me out of the base just because I'm on my red life. I built this place and I will simply not leave."
/neglects to mention he's still boogeyman when Tango brings him back. Like. why didn't you ride out the boogey curse until next episode and THEN ask to come back, you dummy (affectionate)
"It's fine to kill a teammate because he just set his spawn point in this room and all his stuff will be right here <3"
"Yeah I'll kill my fellow red ally because you promised me a life."
"Impulse, you would never kill me, right?" "... We're soulmates. We share hearts this season... Same team, Bdubs."
"When it was my turn to murder, I targeted the only guy who'd already died (a few minutes ago) because he was already on the way down emotionally; anyone else would have experienced an emotional roller coaster."
"It's okay that I stole from you a while back because NOW I'm coming with useful information. My morality is in the clear."
"I would turn on both my Day 1 allies so fast."
/crying over getting backstabbed, "What have I EVER done to SWEET IMPULSE??"
The entire rest of the episode snarking about how it's no fun to be backstabbed and Tango just "🙃 Thoughts and prayers, that must really suck. it must be the worst to get betrayed by someone you trusted. oh wow. oh man. who would do that? that's awful."
"I'm shooting my mom but it's just a prank."
"I won't defend you from Dad but I might try to stop you two from fighting."
All his allies like "I've just accepted the fact that I can't trust you while Etho's around because you'll betray me for him." / "Yeah, that's fair." They continue to let Bdubs stay in their base. He brags about how Etho lets him play pool in his basement and eat ice cream for breakfast. He would die for this man.
The fact that it's considered predictable that "of course Impulse gave you a clock again" so Cleo just sighs and asks to see it. Yeah of course Impulse clonked Bdubs on the head with that thing for another season, driving home I have not forgotten with every part of his being...
Nobody can trust this greasy little man and yet they adore him. He's just a sweetheart. Cinnamon roll. Everybody's angel. Haha he'll slam a sword through your stomach, loot your body, and walk off. He's never done anything wrong in his life btw.
I love the way Bdubs plays.
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I've noticed something, Every single one of the clocks bdubs receives throughout the life series are all impulse's clock.
3rd life - Scar gave bdubs a clock so he would betray impulse, but what most people don't know is the irony of the whole situation, cause the clock scar gave to bdubs is actually Impulse's clock that he stole/picked up when impulse died.
Last life - no clock
Double life - Impulse made a clock to give to bdubs to seal their marrige, like a wedding ring.
Limited life - impulse gave bdubs a clock, cause he was traumatized from 3rd life, and he wanted to cherish double life.
Secret life - no clock
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So! I know I forgot to draw impulse in the *old men in dresses*
so he got special treatment
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sdjkfhskdfs got to the moment in the Bdubs LimLife POV where Bdubs is fuming about getting boogey-killed in the Nether trap and he's like "What have I EVER done to SWEET IMPULSE!?!?!?" and I think Impulse's entire mind just went red oh my gosh
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(wanted to try out the stackfic challenge, courtesy of @redwinterroses! feat. a really silly headcanon of mine)
Bdubs blinks. “I’m actually not a fey, y’know.”
Impulse bluescreens, then shakes his head. “Sorry, what?”
“Not a fey.”
“No yeah I got that, just— where’d all the, um, plants come from??”
“Oh that?” Bdubs picks at a sprig of moss sprouting on him. “Yeah, I just keep getting possessed by plants.”
“What does that mean.”
Bdubs points to himself. “Plants in me.”
“What.”
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