#clockwork complains

[clockwork--comet]

literally gonna explode i just wanted to watch the 1982 run of sweeney todd and they PULLED IT FROM THE INTERNET ARCHIVE. BRUH ISNT THE POINT TO PRESERVE MEDIA?? I WANNA WATCH MY DAMN MUSICAL!!!

#clockwork complains #exploding rn AUGH

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 188

Pariah stares down his muzzle at the scrap of a ghostling hissing up at him, still waking up from an eternity of sleep. Something he honestly hadn’t expected to awaken from any time soon, even if it had been several thousands of years. 

But that was not important at the moment. No, what was concerning him was the fact that there was a ghostling, practically a fetus really, with itty bitty fangs bared and tiny wings puffed up in an obvious attempt to make themself look bigger. 

Not to mention the fact another ghostling tried to attack him from behind the moment he leaned down to get a better look. Which meant moving very carefully to not accidentally crush said ghostling while dislodging them from the spikes across his spine. 

Ugh, he’d just woken up, why was there a pair of ghostlings in front of his prison? Where was whoever had decided to free him? …

…

Please don’t tell him that the sarcophagus was opened by a pair of ghostlings that shouldn’t even be out of their caretaker’s nest yet. Alright. How did they even get- Why is his Keep in this location? Where is, ah, there Fright Knight is. 

Please do tell him you at least know what’s going on, because while feeling quite better than before his mandated nap, he’s also not up for active conquering or anything close at the moment. Actually he still feels exhausted and- would you stop trying to bite him tiny ghostlings-

Oh Realms, why are there two hatchlings this sick?! One had one of the worst infections he’s ever seen, and he became an adult in the middle of the Zone’s warring days! The other- dear Flame, what is he even looking at?! Why are their cores like that?! What in the Realms’ Name has happened while he was imprisoned that there are ghostlings with cores looking like that?

No no no, he has eternity to continue conquering if he wishes to attempt that again, but he has to fix this immediately. If there is something wrong with the Nesting sites where ghostlings arrive and form to the realms then there is something very wrong. 

…

Why is there a literal tear in the Zone?! Ow, stop trying to bite him you tiny ghostlings, he’s not setting either of you down until he can figure out how to deal with this and get you medical care! Fright Knight, you’re in charge of investigating this portal-tear, he’s going to see what the fuck has happened. 

Heroes and civilians alike are very concerned about the multitude of literal dragons suddenly going all across the midwest and would really like answers now. Perhaps also answers as to why several government buildings have been (seemingly accidentally… maybe) wrecked? Maybe? Please? 

#Ghosts are Dragons Au #Dcxdp #Dpxdc #Prompts #Danny is like a newborn to Pariah #Vlad is like a feral 2 year old #That was left to fend for itself out in the woods while being sick #Pariah is a very stressed dragon king who just discovered halfas #Amity is Very Concerned because A they’re in the Ghost Zone and #B up until this point they have not seen any ghost-dragons anywhere close to as large as the adults #The Zone is in chaos (they were expecting Pariah to attack but he isn’t and they’re Panicking) #Vlad & Danny could have maybe escaped if they actually worked together but that hasn’t happened #They’ve gotten adopted and no complaining to Frostbite or Clockwork will help

[mkarchin713]

DP x DC prompt 2

It didn’t matter how fast any of them ran the Black Flash was hot on their tails.

Being caught meant death, escaping meant life.

So they would run.

They would run and outpace death

None of them were ready to die yet

….

Danny was getting even more annoyed.

He had spent the last three hours listening to Clockwork passive aggressively complain about the Speedsters (Again!).

So he decided the only responsible thing he, as the Ghost King, could do was send Black Flash out to drag them all in and force them to listen to Clockworks complaining too.

They were the cause, they should suffer with him.

#ghost king danny #Danny sends Black Flash to drag the Speedsters into the Infinite Realms so they can listen to CW complain instead of him #the Flashes think Black Flash is there to kill them and keep on running #dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp crossover #dp x dc prompt #writing prompts #prompt idea #danny fenton #The Flash #Black Flash #clockwork

[nelkcats]

Divine Signal

After Danny became king his level of meanness towards Vlad only increased. In his defense, the vampire ghost had been a nuisance for too many years to pass up, and now that he could command him the situation was hilarious.

However, at some point Vlad got tired. When Danny commented that he wanted to take some vacations, he decided to took that literally and threw him straight into a black hole, yelling "Have a good trip!", Vlad wasn't sure if the black hole was really a portal to another dimension like the rumors said but it was worth the try, is not like the King could die twice. And the stars would calm him down if it fails.

At the same time, Desiree had sneaked into Clockwork's lair to observe his time windows (something the time master was fully aware of), and heard Jason sigh in resignation and say, "I wish I had someone to love, someone similar to me" with a sad voice; Although he was good at hiding it, Jason had always wanted a romance like the one described in his books.

So of course, she fulfilled his wish. Which ended with Danny being transported to the DC universe via a wormhole and falling straight into Jason's arms, who just stared up at the sky in amazement.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #danny fenton #dc x dp #jason todd #ghost king danny #dead on main #red hood #jason todd x danny fenton #Jason is not sure how to react #can he wish for another thing? #or it was a one time-consuming thing? #At least the boy is cute #he is not complaining about that #Danny was extremely confused when Vlad just throw him to a black hole #But he ended having a good trip #and the view is amazing #maybe he can stay a little longer #Clockwork did that on purpose #perfect vacations and maybe a wedding #Jason is not going to contact the bats #his fallen angel now #if God wanted to hear his pleas then why not #Danny usually have fun tormenting Vlad out of pettiness #deadonmain #Jason is still questioning if Danny is a divine signal tho

[tanglepelt]

Dc x Dp idea 22

John summons the new ghost king with the justice league to determine the threat. Hoping it’s not a pariah who could target their dimension. After all whoever took pariah down had to have done it for the power. He was unsealed and replaced in the span of 2/3? days. That’s just how the infinite realm works

Meanwhile Danny is stressed. His parents and Valerie are more laser happy since they were sucked into the ghost zone. Clockwork, Frostbite and Pandora have all taken to teaching him more about the infinite realms and future responsibilities. Sam is on his case about him wanted to relax more and Tucker is acting jealous again. It’s like the whole Desiree thing didn’t happen. He has a test in the morning he actually studied for and no rouges out for the night.

Getting summoned at 3 am was not his plan for a good night’s sleep.

Danny is just trying to get this questioning over with. The summon circle was not one he could reverse on his own (clockwork had been teaching him how to ignore and deal with them).  He just asks then if they could hurry this up, he has things to do.

It’s only johns’ comment that sets him off. That if he didn’t want to deal with summons, he shouldn’t have fought pariah for the power.

Danny doesn’t take that well. He can’t leave the circle as phantom. Can’t stop Danny from jumping out to scream at his face.

Danny: you think I wanted this. That I wanted these powers. That I walked into my parent’s lab into their broken portal just to have it turn on with me in it. To kill me and bring me back. That I wanted to fight, the ghost that kept coming through the portal. I didn’t have a choice. If I hadn’t spectra could have harvested all my classmates after giving them the ghost flu. If I hadn’t nocturne would of kept everyone in amity asleep to gain power, undergrowth would have fed them to his plants keep Sam as his forced daughter, Technus would of invaded the World Wide Web, who knows who skulker would be hunting and Pariah would still be free.

Danny:  I never wanted any of it. If I hadn’t stopped pariah amity would have stayed in the infinite realm. I had no choice. All I wanted was to have a normal life. I went from being a straight A student to barely passing. I have a test in the morning. Check your facts next time. Lose my summons clearly you made a mistake and wasted my valuable time. I had no intention of harming any dimension.

Ending his rant, he transformed and got to school right before the test.

#danny fenton #danny phantom #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #justice league #john constantine #he is a bit drunk #but what new #just him angering the deadly threat #Danny is gonna regret that whole thing after his test #he goes to complain in the infinite realm to clockwork #clockwork decided to scold John about upsetting danny #so now john has pissed off the master of time as well #clockwork was also the reason danny got away so easily #little time out on the league #they all heard Danny’s little rant tho #he deserved to rant #danny has so much on his shoulders #sam annoys me in cannon always pushing him #tucker just lets his jealousy get him #but he doesn’t tell danny he’s not special anymore when he wants a break #i do think of valarie was given a chance to know Danny was phantom she would of taken it okay #after processing #she did help dani #so she’s get a talking to after his breakdown #and she’s no longer be hunting Danny #just forcing his dog into mandatory training sessions

[i-am-snowils-admiral]

DP artists drawing most characters: Obviously the design needed to be changed around a bit to account for the limitations of the original style but overall I kept it the same

DP artists drawing Clockwork: He has to be the most fuckable person in the grocery store. He has to.

#Danny Phantom #someone give me a shoutout for putting my first swear word in an original post #I searched very hard for the original post of this quote #so I could edit it and use that #but there's apparently a million different versions and I couldn't find it #but also??? #why is this #why is it always clockwork #I'm not complaining #but hmmm

[crushedsweets]

Toby not giving a shit when Nina complains about mundane shit but being incredibly serious when it’s actually her safety at risk

Toby being over dramatic and worried when Clocky complains about mundane shit but being relaxed when something serious happens cuz he knows she can handle it

#Clockys like ‘some chick at my job wants to fight me’ and Toby’s laughing his ass off cuz Clockys winning #meanwhile Nina doesn’t complain abt her serious problems cuz she doesn’t wanna be told the solution 💀💀 #Nina #Toby #clockwork #chatterbox

[sprucewoodmpreg]

13

13: worst blorboficiation

if we're talking life series then like. every character. probably. this fandom is really really funny when it comes to flanderization. but the obvious answer would probably be grian? mostly because he's got an actual fucking AOE. if any other players go within a certain distance of him, it's like his fanon starts spreading 😭 it's a bit funny

#i blacklist shit i dont like so i'm not gonna complain abt watchers or anything today. but it IS funny how often it just like. spreads #the roomies this season were a bit funny bc most of the posts were typical. and then grian joined and then Posts trickled into the tags #it's harmless though so i really don't mind it. it just does make me laugh a little when it happens every single time. it's like clockwork #i'll tag any of these as discourse and ask game for filtering purposes btw ^_^ #discourse #ask game #i'm taking ''blorboification'' as like. fanon just warping a player beyond their initial canon appearance btw. oc-ifying them or whatever

[ctrl-lupin]

#-muffled sounds of elliott screaming in the background- #fyi these screenshots are from two years ago #that's the moment i discovered the english translation of fire treasure (the opening creds song) #two years later i still smile like a lovestruck teenager every time i hear fire treasure. every time. like clockwork #i can't complain it makes me so happy honestly #my brain will hear 'honoo to moesakaru' and immediately slam the dopamin button #daisuke jigen #fire treasure #Lupin III #Castle Of Cagliostro #lupin iii : castle of cagliostro

[clockwork--comet]

why the FUCK did they change the fucking dash layout.

i go to tumblr for TUMBLR not FUCKING TWITTER

#clockwork complains #this is so fucking stupid

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 117

Bruce does not enjoy magic. In fact he’s absolutely horrible at it, to the point it’s better that he avoids it in general. Getting thrown into some sort of summoning circle bullshit was not helping him feel any better about it either. 

At least he isn’t dead… probably. He might be surrounded by green and there might be a massive entity sitting on a throne, but he isn’t dead yet. Even if the cult had been rambling about sacrificing ‘the dark knight to the dark king’. 

… His kids are definitely going to kill him, but there are small children peeking out at him from within the being’s cape. Who seem happy enough, while the… king looks exhausted in a familiar way. Well. Maybe it’s his own parental exhaustion talking, but they can’t be too bad if their kids are happy to be there. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Pariah feeling someone sacrificing a human: Oh thank fuck some goddamn help- #Bruce is now Pariah’s & Clockwork’s buddy who babysits the lil godlings sometimes #They all get together sometimes to complain about their PTA rivals #Pariah is relieved for help in how to human for the half-human children’s sake #He takes up gardening to help with his control issues since he can make his gardens look however he like and obsess over making sure everyt #Clockwork and Alfred become tea and gossip buddies #Pariah: How will we get our half human children's human side taken care of #Why yes Bruce's kids did make fun of him when he came back with a couple of kids #They don't belive him at first when he explains he's just babysitting #Until the parents come to pick said children up #pariah dark x clockwork

[bookpdf]

checking the calendar every sunday night with the faint but ever-present hope that a holiday has somehow manifested on monday and i don't have work tomorrow

#i complain about the weekend ending like clockwork every week. and i'll do it again!!!!

[nelkcats]

Lover Fight (Or Not)

Danny didn't know why he was in Gotham. Honestly, Clockwork just pointed him the way to see something "interesting" that would help him to "calm down", so he had no further clues as to what was going to happen next.

He continued to fly over the city without a care, until he saw one of his biggest nightmares walking. A fucking clown. The halfa scrunched up his face before realizing that the clown had a weapon? What the fuck Clockwork? Incredulous, Danny continued to follow the clown.

A man in a red helmet and a woman with a large hammer seemed to be waiting for him in the middle of the street. The halfa raised an eyebrow doubtfully, before he could wonder what was happening, the woman tried to smash the clown with the hammer saying that her "darling" had betrayed her. Maybe it was a lovers' quarrel?

Still curious, Danny approached the man in the red helmet and after becoming visible he asked him if he was dating the clown too. The man had an extreme reaction and yelled something similar to "What the fuck? He killed me!"

That didn't answer Danny's question, of course, both his parents and most of his ex's had wanted to kill him. But maybe his scale was just broken. He asked the boy in the red helmet if he needed help.

Jason, still confused by the situation, agreed. A few seconds later (after Harley managed to hit him with her hammer, apparently) the Joker had turned into a block of ice. Jason stared in disbelief at the boy next to him, who had a mischievous smile on his face.

Danny really hated clowns.

#dpxdc #How to deal with stress #a Danny Fenton guide #Clockwork knew that punching a clown would help #or trap him in ice in this case #dp x dc #dc x dp #Jason and Harley just wanted to punch the Joker #they planned it for weeks #Batman was out of town and all #it was perfect #And then Danny appeared #they can't complain because Joker is trapped now #and they can still punch him #Danny tough that Jason was the Joker's ex #Jason is going to have nightmares about that #Danny would apologize #maybe #deadonmain #it depends if they bond over their mutual hate for clowns #Danny would stay in Gotham a couple of days just to make Joker's week a nightmare #after let him out of the ice prison #sadly he needs to do it because of a bat man or something

[pasdetrois]

why do people keep tagging that hopelessness lit post with crime and punishment and the brothers karamazov. girl they did not fucking say that :( did you even read the sticky little leaves passage

#hello! did sonya's compassion mean nothing to you >:| #also ivan didn't go fever mad for you to ignore his words like that #i could go on but i shan't. just logging in my daily clownish duty of complaining about tumblr posts like clockwork

[annieisyourfavourite]

hm. i'm definitely going 2 die

#mine #professional theatre life #do u guys like how every Wednesday I work like clockwork #u get tons of posts about me complaining about being alive #noooooo haha i LOVE getting up early and being exhausted and working with tiny breaks #one guy cut me off to ask if i was tired bc 'ur eyes are droopy' #which is such a rude fucking thing to say to someone u just met #but also. my man #they had me on here at 8 in the god damn morning #fucking. of course I'm tired #if he hadn't said it in such a rude way i probably would have made a joke #but like. come on man the actor behind the character is also a person

[teabreaking]

character gets leaked/revealed -> people hate on said character’s entire personality just from hearing a few lines/facts about them and nothing else -> character appears in quests/events and their actual personality becomes more apparent -> all of a sudden people are showering said character with love, going on about how great of a character they are -> new character comes out, the cycle starts all over again  

#i'm not even complaining i just think it's FUNNY #it's like clockwork how this happens every. single. time. #sometimes i want to conduct scientific studies on this community