#clown biology

[buffoons-clownbreeder]

Public service announcement!

If you see a service/emotional support clown in public, DO NOT INTERACT!! I’m tired of hearing story after story from my friends about how someone was distracting their service clown. If they have a vest on they’re working, end of story! Don’t try to get them to honk, show you a magic trick, and especially don’t try to feed them. Just pretend like they’re not there. Thank you

#clown husbandry #clownblr #clowncore #clown care #clown biology #clown breeding #clown owning #clown help #clown #service clown #emotional support clown

[clown-father]

Clown Breeds

#clown #clowns #scary clown #clown biology #clown care #clown husbandry

[he-is-vaporub]

Owner Reveal a la TikTok meme

#clown breeding #clown husbandry #clowncore #vapo rub the holy fool #clown care #pierrot #sad clown #holy fool #gospel clown #clown breeds #clown biology

[kyrianne]

When clowns die their soul returns to their Clown Egg and when they’re ready to reincarnate, the egg hatches :)

#clown #things kyri does #clown egg #clown lore #clown reincarnation #clown biology #cursed thoughts

[chrf-honk]

Future help

Hello, I'm taking this time to make a premature announcement, I will hopefully have enough things figured out and squared away that I will be looking to bring some help in. "For what?', you may wonder, I will hopefully be able to explain when I know for sure things are going in the right direction! Anybody who wants to help with a big project that's ALL about clowns, clown breeds, clown husbandry,

KEEP THOSE PEEPERS PEELED!! :oD

#clowns #clown owning #clown breeding #clown art #clown biology #service clown #clowncore #clown posting #clown pet #clown #clown care #clown husbandry #clownblr #clownery #emotional support clown #mystery clowns #clown behavior #clown breed #clown knowledge #clown show #clown shit #clown shoes

[jackncc]

Lil bell has been repeating the same Christmas song for 2 hours. I’m tempted to bring out the coal.

#clown behavior help #clown husbandry #christmas #Christmas clown #clown biology #clownblr

[patentlyabsurdrpgideas]

A Work In Progress

With both goblin month and gobblin’ month over, I feel like I should post something just to prove I’m alive. So hopefully the weight of anonymous Internet hopes will get me to work on things.

So what am I very slowly working on? My Magnum Tumblrus of course!

"Theodore Parnum Koulros's Gaudy Guide to Clown Biology"

As you might be able to guess TPK’s Clown Biology is a D&D-ified, in-universe version of @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses #clown biology posts, with all the various seemingly-contradictory details explained.

I am doing this for 2 reasons.

Gaud has a post saying their stuff is public domain, so the cops can’t stop me.

I am a sadomasochist and will enjoy having clowns inflicted on me during the creation process and inflicting clowns on others once it is completed.

Anyway, merry Christmas, happy holidays, happy New Year, and brace yourselves for such horrors as the various clown-nose parasites, the alien clown homeworld, and the elemental plane of clowns. Coming soon someday when its done.

#clown #clown biology #as a side note to biggest gaudiest patronuses #patently absurd rpg ideas is meant to be self deprecating #but by now I just feel like it's too much bother to change it #rpg idea #homebrew #work in progress #wip #I am way too proud of Magnum Tumblrus #unique tags

[omnipresentoculus]

first page handwriting translation, top- down: tall variety, she/they. average height clown -> this clown is a bit more jester-ey than average, he/they. tail is jester. shortest version, a little mime in their family tree. they/xe, ruff is from mime. blue blood (i said shiny, but i meant glittery.) all three are digitigrade.

first image description: three clowns ranging from very tall to very short. they are all in shades of red, blue, and yellow and all have red feet and red spots on their cheeks. the tallest is on the left and waving at something and smiling. the middle one is looking up at them and blushing. the shortest is looking off to the right and scowling.

handwriting translation;

Jesters

-more willing to do physical harm

-children(changed to spawn)will turn to cannibalism if no food

-carnivorous teeth; carnivorous diet

-bells DO NOT reduce stealth capabilities

-hooves not paws -T-rex hands 24/7

-feral goblin behavior - >:3

fae/faer (for jester) xe/him (for mime)

-black/white/gray/ +1 color scheme

-psychic but only they can interact w/the items theyre using

-got mad jump skills 6 to 7 feet straight up

-pawbs and beans

image description; a jester in a purple and green suit with the colors alternating and the torso half of each color. the neck, hands, and feet are all yellow. fae have green cat eyes and a very toothy and mischevious smile. to faer right is a mime in a black beret. xe are also wearing a striped long sleeve shirt with a black sweater on top and a red bandanna around their neck. he is also wearing gray pants and has black feet. he is doing the mime thing but its visible as a blue force field around xer hands. xe looks very sad.

inspired by @jackalspine s recent 'war clowns' posts. if you see this ty!!! i haven't drawn this much in months!!!

#clowns #clown biology #jester #mime #clown tw

[inkskinned]

you have to go to work so you can pay for your doctor, who is not taking your insurance right now, and if you say i can't afford the doctor's you are told - get a better job. it is very sad that you are unwell, yes, but maybe you should have thought about that before not having a better job.

(where is the better job? who is giving out these better jobs? you are sick, you are hurting - how the hell are you supposed to be well enough for this better job?)

but you go to the doctor because you had the nerve to be hurt or sick or whatever else. and they tell you that it is because you have anxiety. you try your best. you are a self-advocate. you've done the reading (which sometimes pisses them off worse, honestly). you say it is actually adding to my anxiety, it is effecting my quality of life. so they say that you are fat. they say that all young people have this happen to them, isn't it a medical marvel! they say that you should eat more vegetables. they say that you probably just need to lose a little more weight, and that you are faking it for attention.

(what attention could this doctor possibly give? what validation? that's their fucking job, isn't it?)

there is always a hypochondriac, right. someone always tells you about a hypochondriac. or someone who is unnecessarily aggressive during the worst days of their life. or someone looking "for a quick fix". or some idiot who wasn't educated about how to properly care for themselves who just abandons their treatment. and again, the hypochondriac, the overly-cautious hysteric. these people don't deserve to be treated like humans (right), and since you might be one of these people, you also don't get treated like a human. because those people can really fuck with the system, you now have to pay for it. and besides. you're actually probably faking it.

(more often than not, you find a 2:1 ratio of these stories. for every "hypochondriac", there are 2 people who knew something was wrong, and yet nobody could fucking find it. the story often ends with pointless suffering. the story often ends with and now it's too late, and it's going to kill me.)

you are actually just making excuses. someone else got that procedure or that diagnosis and he's fine, you should be fine too. someone else said they watched a documentary about other inspirational people with your exact same condition, maybe you should be inspirational, too. you're just too morbid. your pain and your experience is probably just not statistically concerning. it is all self-reported anyway, and you're just being a baby.

(once, while sitting down in the middle of making coffee, you had the sudden, horrible thought - i could kill myself to make the pain stop. you had to call your best friend after that. had to pet your dog. had to cry about it in the shower. you won't, but that moment - god, fuck. the pain just goes on and on.)

you know someone who went in for routine surgery and said i still feel everything. they told her to just relax. it took her kicking and screaming before they figured out she wasn't lying - the anesthetic drip hadn't been working. you know someone who went in for severe migraines who was told drink water and lose weight. you know someone who was actively bleeding out and throwing up in the ER and was told you're just having a bad period.

in the ER there are always these little posters saying things like "don't wait! get checked today!" and you think about how often you do wait. how often the days spool out. you once waited a full week before seeing the doctor for what you thought was a sprained wrist. it had actually been broken - they had to rebreak it to set it.

but you go into the doctor. the problem you're having is immediate. the person behind the counter frowns and says we're not taking your insurance. you will be paying for this out-of-pocket.

they send you home with tylenol and a little health packet about weight loss or anxiety or attention deficit. on the front it has your birthday and diagnosis. you think about crying, and the words swim. it might as well say go fuck yourself. it might as well say you're a fucking idiot. it might as well say light your money on fire and lie down in it. and the entire fucking time - the problem persists.

it's okay. it's okay, it's just another thing, you think. it's just another thing i have to learn to live with.

#spilled ink #warm up #can you tell what i'm mad about today specifically #i will say that there are a LOT of things that go into this. like a lot. this is ungendered and unspecific for a reason #it isn't just sexism. it's also racism. and ableism. and honestly classism. #and before a healthcare professional reads this as a personal attack: i understand ur burnt out #we are ALSO burnt out. your situation is also dire. this is not an attack on you. #this is a commentary on the incredible amounts of bigotry that lie at the heart of capitalism #where people have to pay money out of pocket to be told to fuck off. #your job is important. so is our humanity. and if you cannot accept that people are fucking mad as hell #at the industry - you are probably not listening . #anyway at some point im gonna write a piece about sexism specifically in medical shit #but i don't want terfs clowning in it bc they can't understand nuance #> it is true that ppl w/a uterus are more likely to experience medical malpractice & dismissal globally #> it is also true that trans people experience an equally fucked up and bad time in the medical field #> great news! the medical industrial complex is an equal opportunity life ruiner :) #(if you find it necessary to go into a debate about biology while discussing medical malpractice #i want to warn you that you're misunderstanding the issue. because guess what. #cis MEN might experience this. particularly black men. particularly disabled men. #so YES having a uterus can lead to more trouble for you. but this happens a LOT. #instead of fighting those ALSO experiencing your pain.... try working WITH them. #which btw. is like. actual feminism.)

[eddieintheocean]

i know amogus is a dead meme but also i think turning fish into little guys is funny

i think its silly

#amogus #marine biology #marine biology shitpost #eddie in the ocean #marine life #clown fish #garden eel #red lipped batfish

[buffoons-clownbreeder]

Taking Laz to the clown doctor for his yearly checkup, and it’s raining so bad that his whole clown shoe is filled with water. I now have a very upset clown.

#clown breeding #clown husbandry #clown help #clown care #clownblr #clown owning #clown #clownery #clown biology

[cuddledot]

Yaaay, let's talk about Clown Patterns! So yeah, like said before it's not greasepaint since it's actually part of their skin! So basically some kind of skin coat pattern, if you could say! Many clown subspecies (Common Clowns, Mimes, Pierrots, Jesters, and Harlequins in that order from the pictures above) have their own unique coat patterns with so many unique patterns and styles. More information is below:

As stated above. Each clownfolk species have its own coating based on what clown type they are. -Common Clowns, usually have the classic "greasepaint" face, and the rest of their bodies have a variety of coat patterns and diverse colors. -Mimes fully have a white "greasepaint" body and have black speckles or just the basic black and white coating and sometimes red. (They're like the Dalmatians of clowns.) -Pierrots have lighter colors on their face, arms and legs (like Siamese Cats having little fur "socks".) Usually don't have many colors and are usually just mono-color (Though there are cases they do have more colors, just not the usual super variety) Their coating is more...Simplistic. -Jesters don't have always white "greasepaint", but sometimes do. Just rare at times. Still have color markings on their face, meanwhile, their feet and arms have intricate patterns, mostly around the waist and limbs. They're very likely to have visible peets (paw prints if you will) than any other clown type. -Harlequins have a very intricate "greasepaint" face marking and belly marking pattern Mostly in the belly and torso area. Harlequins have horns and tails, and horns can vary in size. As for the tails, their tip shapes can be different.

And yes Clown hybrids can be a thing! This means more creative liberties can exist in pattern mixing! Below for example:

#Coulrology #clowncore #clownblr #my art #digital art #clown species #clownfolk #cuddledot art #peri's art #clown biology #clowns

[vestaignis]

 Невероятно притягательный фарфоровый краб.

Incredibly attractive porcelain crab.

АНЕМОНОВЫЙ ФАРФОРОВЫЙ КРАБ (Neopetrolisthes ohshimai, Neopetrolisthes maculatus) или фарфоровый пятнистый краб.

Данный вид краба имеет неболь­ш­ие размеры около 2. 5 см.Что касается его названия, то на этот счет существует две версии. Первая гласит, что фарфоровыми крабами их назвали потому, что они чрезвычайно хрупкие, а такие части тела, как ноги и клешни, легко отламываются.Вторая указывает на белый цвет тела и конечностей краба, которые напоминают фарфор.

Анемоновый фарфоровый краб относится к организмам – фильтрат­­орам, он поглощает планктон из воды. Эти крабы территориаль­­ные хищники. Они об­ы­чно встречаются па­ра­ми среди актиний.Данный вид крабов пр­оявл­яет агрессивные дейс­твия по отноше­нию к другим видам ракообр­азных, сопост­авимых по размерам тела, но не атакует более кр­упных особей. Анемон­овые фарфор­овые крабы защищают свою терр­иторию так­же от рыб, которые появляются среди акти­ний в поис­ках пищи. Обычно рыбы – клоуны плавают стаями и, хотя они не очень аг­рессивные, анемоновые крабы нап­адают на конкурентов. 

Анемоновый фарфоровый краб распространяе­­тся по побережью Ти­х­ого и Индийского оке­анов. Краб обитает в сим­­биозе с актинией, он держится или на ка­м­енистом субстрате, или среди щупалец ане­мона, который зах­ват­ывает мелкую рыб­у, червей, рачков. Хотя этот вид крабов присп­особ­ился обитать и без анемона- среди ка­мней и кораллов.

ANEMONE PORCELAIN CRAB (Neopetrolisthes ohshimai, Neopetrolisthes maculatus) or porcelain spotted crab. This type of crab has a small size of about 2.5 cm. As for its name, there are two versions on this matter. The first says that they were named porcelain crabs because they are extremely fragile, and body parts such as legs and claws break off easily. The second indicates the white color of the crab's body and limbs, which resemble porcelain.

The anemone porcelain crab is a filter feeder; it absorbs plankton from the water. These crabs are territorial predators. They are usually found in pairs among sea anemones. This type of crab exhibits aggressive actions towards other species of crustaceans of comparable body size, but does not attack larger individuals. Anemone porcelain crabs also defend their territory from fish that appear among the sea anemones in search of food. Typically, clownfish swim in schools and, although they are not very aggressive, anemone crabs attack competitors.

The anemone porcelain crab is distributed along the coast of the Pacific and Indian oceans. The crab lives in symbiosis with sea anemone; it rests either on a rocky substrate or among the tentacles of an anemone, which captures small fish, worms, and crustaceans. Although this type of crab has adapted to live without anemone, among stones and corals.

Источник:https://t.me/+t0G9OYaBjn9kNTBi,

/fragbox.ca/product/porcelain-crab/,/dzen.ru/b/ZSeYn3Kcezop2Edd

/seaunseen.com/porcelain-anemone-crab/, /animalreader.ru/anemonovyj-farforovyj-krab-foto.html,

seaforum.aqualogo.ru/topic/54097-краб-анемоновый-пятнистый-neopetrolisthes-maculatus/.

#video #animal video #marine life #marine biology #nature #aquatic animals #crustaceans #porcelain spotted crab #underwater #ocean view #ocean #reef #sea ​​anemones #clown fish #animal photography #nature aesthetic #видео #фауна #природнаякрасота #природа #океан #ракообразные #краб #риф #актинии #анемон #рыбка клоун

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Daily fish fact #738

Clown loach!

They can grind their pharyngeal teeth to create clicking noises, which they use to communicate with one another! These fish are well known for their funny behaviour, like sleeping on their side and piling on top of their fellow conspecifics.

#fish #fish facts #fishfact #biology #zoology #fishblr #loach #clown loach #hope you dont mind this so soon

[marinememes]

Something something clownin around

#clown triggerfish #marine biology #my photo #aquarium #marine biology memes #fishblr #fish #ocean meme #oceanposting #sea creatures #triggerfish #zoology #fish memes

[nudibranchz]

Happy Nudibranch Nursday!! :3

Today’s Nudibranch species is the Triopha catalinae, aka the sea clown! I don’t know why they named him that, taxonomists are so mean

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#marine biology #nudibranch #biology #science #sea critters #sea slug #autism #cute #i love little guys #informative #sea clown #that’s what they called me in high school #he just like me fr #Triopha catalinae #i love nudibranchs #Nudibranch Nursday