Today I will be reviewing a bit of a controversial product, prosthetic clown noses. Although I usually review specific projects, I felt it important to address the larger subject of prosthetic clown noses.
In the present day clown community, there has been fuss about clowns without noses getting noses. A bit silly in my opinion, but the argument presented is that they should not be permitted to get these prosthetics, because it would be “appropriation” to other breeds. There is nothing wrong with the product itself, so really, it tallys up to your personal opinion.
But I do need to ask you this, is someone getting botox appropriation of people with larger lips? Are implants appropriation to those with large breasts? Are high heels appropriation to tall people? I’d assume your answers were no, otherwise we need to have a completely different conversation...
ANYWAYS if we are holding our clowns to the same standards as humanity, and treating them as if they are our own, then shouldn't we allow them to make decisions about their appearance as they see fit?
10/10 for freedom of expression
A warm hug and a honk from me
btw I'll get back to making art at some point (soon hopefully)!! I haven't seriously drawn in a long time so I'm trying to get out all the shite drawings before I start making full pieces (William Afton related art, obviously 🤚)
So you take a step into your local clown-venience store and you are greeted with the heavenly aroma of sweat and blood. You take a step closer to the stand where the smell is coming from only to rest you eyes on the most lovely, girthy wieners! But obviously you already knew, because only Woodie’s Wieners could take such a magnificent form!
Fortunately, these Wieners are just as delicious when you are cramming them down your throat as they are when you first sniff them! They are sourced from some of the most healthy free-ranged cocks in the multiverse!