Not to be petty but everyone who tried to be mean to me and say I’m creepy for shipping Roadrat can SUCK MY - [one of those old timey TV error screens that plays a loud beep pops up]
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Happy very late birthday to the fruity clowns
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your attitude stinks and you seem like a miserable cunt
says the one sending anonymous hate…
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Photos of Christopher have finally dropped but he will not be in the October Glade Nursery for another few months because his current hair has to be replaced.
Update: He will be here in a few weeks now! :D
Credit: CamellynCreations
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The gang
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Me every time getting ready for work: what kind if clown shit will I be going into today.
One of the Co-managers text me yesterday at like 1:30 pm about out of dates. those she pulled had the 10th, so they were not out of date yesterday, but whatever. I doubt my wonderful coworkers did anything to replace the holes the co-manager created anyways.
Just fuck shit every day I go in, And i got to do everyone's job.
Just fucking ridiculous. 🥴
I can't get my shit done because I'm too busy doing everyone else's.
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Spilled nearly 3 weeks worth of T and idk if I can get a refill before I run out :o(
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If your man doesn't get hard just from looking at you, then what are you doing. Don't settle for that shit 🤡 I swear I blink and all of a sudden my man is rock solid.
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Clown boi's first and maybe last solar eclipse
He had fun with his clown cousin bookmark
He stole my God Damn solar eclipse glasses >:(
Oh hey its that one pose from that one scene from the titanic movie wait...
Oh noooo clown boi you clumsy little stubby leg guy
He looks for his clown shadow but there wasn't one :(
He decided to look at the sun with his MINTURN solar clown eclipse glasses
D-dude stop stearing at the fuckin sun while the moon trying to go over and aline itself jeez
Oh nice it's the eclipse 🤡
@3rdmissingsock for bookmark content AK the clown with the green puff ball
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your fool is jingling and miserable, whereas i, the superior knave, am full of whimsy and gaiety
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when i was in japan, i bought the biggest cutting mat i could fit in my suitcase and a rotary cutter (the yen to usd conversion made everything a deal), only to arrive at my brother's house the next day and find out he had the exact same one of each already.
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Me: It's exam season, I need something light and fun
Also me: *picked up 700 pages brick monster fantasy retelling of china's history, ridden with politics and war strategy—*
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My taste didn’t change it just aged like fine wine
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Exactly. This trad wife shit just looks like a Norman Rockwell painting. You’re forgetting the part where your miserable drunk husband is bouncing you off the walls because dinner was cold and he definitely didn’t give a shit if you ever came. This is just white nonsense, plain and simple.
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Work call: “we should use a gif of this for our training; does anyone here make gifs?”
Me: “I’ve made a few….”
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