#clownboy-says-yeehonk

[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Atsumu: a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

Sakusa: delete your twitter account rn

#haikyuu #haikyuu incorrect quotes #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrecthaikyuu #haikyuuanime #haikyuuincorrect #sakuatsu

[lover-of-skellies]

Mutt: A clownboy is half clown and half cowboy, and would say yeehonk

Red: This is it. The worst thing you've ever said. My ears are cursed now

#incorrect quotes #undertale #undertale au #fellswap red #fellswap red au #fellswap red papyrus #mutt papyrus #underfell #underfell au #underfell sans #fell sans #red sans

[devildomwriter]

Obey Me As Tumblr #17

Diavolo: Do you know how many bones the human body has? It’s 206. We start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. Wouldn’t you want to go back? Have as many bones as a baby? What if I could help you

Mammon: Hey OP what the actual literal fuck does that mean

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Mammon: I’m sure this has been asked before but would vampires drink period blood, and more importantly would the clumps just be a bonus for them?

Barbatos: Ever had bubble tea?

Satan: I’m going to hurt all of you I’m going to hit both of you with a heavy rock

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Mammon: *takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

Raphael: You mean skin?

Mammon: What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post, thank you

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Leviathan: Every time I sneeze my ribs start aching

Solomon: And every time we kiss I swear I could fly

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Solomon: Double bubble disco queen headed to the guillotine

Skin as cold as rasputin, Russia’s greatest love machine

Leviathan: Boys you think you know what’s happening in this one and then it just knocks you flat, doesn’t it

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Asmodeus: *sticks my bare ass in sewer opening* oh no I sure hope no demon clown tries to eat my a

Simeon: I’m on hold with Warner cable getting my WiFi shut off because this post was the last straw for me

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Beelzebub: Just bought this tapeworm from Etsy

Diavolo: Where are you gonna keep it

Beelzebub: :)

Diavolo: I don’t like this post very much

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Leviathan: Plankton built his computer wife so he’s also the one who programmed her personality. Plankton made a wife who would belittle and mock him. Plankton has a humiliation fetish.

Solomon: Sometimes we have thoughts but we don’t have to share them with everyone and put them out into the world. Just a suggestion.

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Leviathan: A clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

Raphael: This is it. The worst post I’ve seen, my own two eyes are cursed.

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Solomon: When an earthquake happens coffins become underground maracas

Mammon: Thanks for that not at all terrifying image

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Satan: Hey

Satan: Everyone’s bones are wet

Solomon: Why would you say that

Satan: No one said hi back

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Simeon: TIL – You can skip piracy warnings and trailers on a DVD by pressing STOP -> STOP -> PLAY

Leviathan: I can’t wait to do this 10 years ago

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Satan: If the toys in toy story died the kids would keep playing with them like normal, but the other toys would be playing with their dead friend

Mammon: What the hell

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Diavolo: Why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries

Belphegor: Thanks for the tip

Diavolo: No this is not a tip it’s a joke

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Leviathan: Things I used to laugh at

• real jokes

Things I laugh at now

• yard sard

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Asmodeus: Imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

Simeon: Imagine praying to God and going to church

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Asmodeus: I think I’ve made like 5 jokes about edging on this blog already

Satan: I’ve yet to make one but I have come pretty close

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Satan: Enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

#obey me shall we date #funny obey me #obey me as tumblr #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me simeon #obey me diavolo #obey me asmodeus #obey me satan #obey me solomon #obey me belphegor #obey me leviathan #obey me beelzebub #obey me barbatos #obey me luke #obey me raphael #obey me mephistopheles #obey me thirteen

[2p-hcmaker]

This is random, but what would the guys whisper into someone’s ear while hugging them.........wrong answers only 😂

2p! Italy: "Have you heard of The Boat of Theseus?"

2p! Romano: "Beds are wireless chargers for humans"

2p! Germany: "Both concrete and glass are made of sand so skyscrapers are just really tall sand castles."

2p! Japan: "Your password is weak."

2p! America: "A clownboy (half clown half cowboy) says yeehonk."

2p! Canada: "Friends don't exist in mario kart."

2p! France: "If you spell skeleton back words it still says skeleton."

2p! Russia: "Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough."

2p! China: "I miss my wife." (Does not have a wife.)

2p! England: "I ordered a chicken and egg on Amazon.... I'll let you know."

#hetalia 2p #2p hetalia #2p england #2p canada #2p america #2p japan #2ptalia #2p italy #2p germany #2p china #2p russia #2p romano #2p france

[darkreunioniscoming]

Dazai: A clownboy (Half Clown, Half cowboy) says yeehonk.

Chuuya: Please be non-existent.

Dazai with a smile like a kid who just got his favorite toy: Glady!

Chuuya: Finally...

Chuuya:

Chuuya: Oh wait- DAZAI! I WAS JOKING DUMBASS!

Dazai who's already at the roof of the building: Oh man..

#bsd #bungou stray dogs memes #bungou stray dogs incorrect quotes #bungou stray dogs #bsd memes #bsd incorrect quotes #soukoku #chuuya nakahara #dazai osamu

[cow-goes-moozart]

Dazai: a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

Isaac: delete that

#ikemen vampire #ikevamp #ikevamp incorrect quotes #ikemen vampire dazai #ikevamp dazai #ikevamp isaac #ikemen vampire isaac #Isaac being sick and tired of Dazai's shit 3

[mushtoons]

a clownboy says yeehonk

judging u and ur shitty joke /j /lh

#FHFJDJR #LMAOO #that was funny we'll give u that #wood wide web

[panshipper]

Saskia: A clownboy is half clown and half cowboy, and would say yeehonk

Grimmjow: This is it. The worst thing you've ever said. My ears are cursed now.

#self ship #self ship community #self shipping #self shipping community #tag: blue panther #ship: could you love me while i hate myself?

[justawritingducky]

This is one of my favorite Minsung fics bc its adorable and hilarious. But also my favorite line is

"a clownboy says yeehonk" and every time I read this fic I send that line to someone random just to confuse them.

#ao3 #stray kids fanfic #fanfic #minsung #i highly recommend this fic #its hilarious

[cyber-streak]

Misfire: A clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk.

Crankcase: This is it. This is officially the worst thing I’ve heard you say.

#transformers incorrect quotes #source: unknown #the scavengers #Crankcase #Misfire #MTMTE #mtmte #ll

[carnivalwizard]

Howdy. Perhaps I may donate some hats and boots? I'm not too friendly with normal clowns (bad experiences), but maybe yall could have a few rodeo clowns? Here ya go.

(@cowboy-wizards)

THANK YOU !

Before I became a clowizard, I actually used to be a clownboy, which is to say, a clown cowboy! [another blog of mine is @clownboy-says-yeehonk !] I appreciate and adore the rodeo clowns. Thank you <]:•D

#normal about cowboys #and clowns #{lying} #i am a little bit feral about both {a lot} #thank u so much #wizasks #jesting

[etunpeudevitriol]

Thanks @neonwizardheehee for tagging me, I love inflicting my music taste on others :P

Instructions: you spell your url with songs (like, acrostic style)

E - Eyes of a Stranger /by Payolas

T - Tshinanu /by Kashtin

U - Underground /by Tom Waits

N - Numb /by MARINA

P - Promenade sur Mars /by Offenbach

E - Elytra /by Jono

U - Upbeat Funny Dance /by David Brenda

D - Death on Two Legs /by Queen

E - Eye in the Sky /by The Alan Parsons Project

V - Vraiment beau /by Les Trois Accords

I - I Zimbra /by The Talking Heads

T - Tassez-vous de d'là /by Les Colocs

R - Rêver mieux /by Daniel Bélanger

I - It's My Life /by Talk Talk

O - Orinoco Flow /by Enya

L - Love Today /by Mika

Long urls for the win 😴 Anyways if you guys wanna do it go ahead! I might go listen to your songs if I have the time. @linguisticparadox @winter-evenings @sickcroww30 @clownboy-says-yeehonk @higgystar @habeascorpseus

#song tag game

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

yeehonk

ah like this old one?

#clownboy says yeehonk #this-podcast-is-sponsored-by

[myeternalslumberparty]

#oh look at the time #its shitpost o'clock #dabi bnha #my hero academia #league of villains #manga edit #clownboy says yeehonk

[fagderolo]

now i just need a third post abt clowns and cowboys for this comedy 2 rly take effect

#molly.txt #text #the other one is a clownboy wld say yeehonk

[cowboyyfunk]

@clownoisseur and I have just literally the most opposite themes you can think of so when we tag each other in memes it's our followers only chance to ever intertwine

#the cowboy and the clownboy #a modern romance birthed in absolute chaos #yeehonk clownboy #cara says things