#clowner

[perthstuck-beyondcanon]

im really out of my depth here with this idk how to use this godforsaken website

#clowner

[crankitupswe]

Skitarg - Backstage Rockbar, Trollhättan (2023-05-12)

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#Backstage Rockbar #Clowner #Clownmetal #Skitarg

[taylorswiftstylequestions]

Sarah. I did not want to put them on. In fact, I’m not even sure I’m wearing them. But the clown shoes have somehow dusted themselves off and come off my shoe rack. I don’t even know which of the 2 double album theories part of me has partially bought into, but all I know is I feel the clowning feeling a-stirring. Noooo 😭

I actively don’t want either of them to be true!

I know you’re busy with ID’ing all the things tonight—thank you for your hard work. It does not go unappreciated 🫶

Not me in full eyeball popping fashion blogger mode taking multiple reads of the first few sentences of this genuinely thinking you'd purchased a pair of Margiela Tabi shoes or something equally horrendous but no you meant figurative clown shoes PLEASE.

#tsser #but also ty for seeing me and being here and being silly and clownerful #ily all!

[hannibalussy]

showed my shitpost to my elder brother and all he could say is "how do u expect me to pay attention to anything you write when that's ur username" like?? I'm sorry ur boring but pls keep up

#babygirl u can't even imagine the incredibpe usernames there are on clowner dot com

[mhizzberryart]

Part 1/3 of the shit that went down in the Nimbasa Arc of Unovan Clownerism 😭 u ok there cheren??

(AU and fic is my friend’s! @antihibikase)

#mhizzy's art #Pokemon #Pokemon Black & White #pokemon black & white 2 #pokemon gen 5 #Pokemon Cheren #Champion Ingo + Plasma Grunt Emmet AU #Unovan Clownerism #// tw dissociation

[demigod-of-the-agni]

given the concept of the movie, the shadowed web makes sense, but man..... the execution........................ so close yet so far

Absolutely, it thematically makes sense,,,,, it just doesn't Work on paper, is all

#not to be a clowner but i will clown on how much little effort has gone into those posters #very sorry madame web. you should have foreseen this #graphic design is not this person's passion me thinks #you can do this in less than 5 minutes #spider man #madame web #agni of wisdom

[cto10121]

Because Hunger Games’ anti-capitalist message essentially boiled down to “uhhh rich people ugly fashion uhhhh ancient rome vibes #panes et circumses #no food :( ok done now back to the fight to the death”

#the hunger games #probably not as bad as bardugo’s worldbuilding lol #hungar games critical #hunger games meta #on the other hand bardugo’s world is compelling even in its incoherence #i really can’t say the same for thg #also the clowner in the ‘we haven’t had a resurgence in ya dystopia!!!!’ #it was the trend for years that quickly crashed because most of the books sucked ass #good social commentary is beyond most ya writers

[rinnelovebot]

Bruh this is the worst timeline ever

#I DIDN’T EVEN REALIZE IT #I’m so ashamed I am an avid ginger clowner irl #marchie yaps

[soupwife]

i think few of you have mistaken "its the internet, and anything can happen to your stuff once you put it online, so having a thick skin will only benefit you and make internet-life more enjoyable" for "it's the internet, so I can be as mean as I want to strangers and you can't get mad at me for being a dick cause that's just"how it is""

#like... i think people should be more relaxed about people clowning on their posts BUT #that doesn't mean the clowner is in the right #peace and love on planat earth

[bubblebeebuzz]

@apple--cid-er @mildlyinterestedcreature pov we time travel to the 70s and bring Just Dance with us

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#shitpost #mutuals #beelzebub #devil #70s #just dance #disco party #devil clowners

[fxaa]

[ID: A screenshot of some Tumblr replies. One person says "I have no idea what dyke means please enlighten me". The OP of the post replies "www.google com". The first person says "welp here goes nothin", and then later, "well I didn't know there was a slur for that, I'm sorry".]

#izzypost #i censored the clownee and not the clowner i hope thats ok

[mildlyinterestedcreature]

We are having a dance party! @galloweye @apple--cid-er @bubblebeebuzz

and little asmodeus is doing the worm

#devil clowners #asmodeus #my art

[blorbocedes]

Lmaooo Checo made a whole post on instagram. Like a story would've sufficed my guy.

you think Checo's gonna miss out the opportunity to socially acceptably post another woman on main? 💀😴🤭

#sorry I clowned on GR like 20 times today I'm an equal opportunity clowner if you behave like the circus🤡 #even if it's one of my own 🔫 #blorbocedes ask

[the-clowners-blog]

Yoyo gasped and quickly ran toward the kitchen, he usually went there during these awful fights..

He slid under the table and covered it’s head.

“YOU WENT THROUGH MY SHIT?!”

Sal cries, feeling like xe was being stolen from or even cheated by xyr own boyfriend.

Yoyo stayed quiet, holding onto a bottle xe had in xyr office. It doesn’t want Sal to have it.

“Dont fucking- stop hiding! Oh my god- do you understand how expensive that shit is?! Give it back!!! It’s mine!!”

He pinched the bridge of his nose and took off his hat, trying to stop himself from getting *too* angry.

“..it’s not good for you..”

An eerie voice called back to him. Hearing it made Sal clutch his hat aggressively and angrily placing it back on his own head.

“It’s my problem! Stop giving a damn and give me my booze!!

Ugh…you’re impossible…you did this to Clyde as well right?! Moron.”

Sal steps back for a moment and turns red, trying to calm himself down. He put a hand on the wall and gripped it tightly hoping Yoyo wouldn’t respond to his stupid remarks.

“…clyde…”

Yoyo mutters and holds the bottle tighter. Remembering that name made it want to cry.

“Enough about clyde…you can’t just mention him in every argument we have thinking you’ll win because of it…”

Sal looked at the floor. An impossible anger flooded into him as he tried to keep himself straight, the ground twisted and twirled to his drunkenness and soon he blurted out.

“Why can’t you be more like giggles huh?!”

Realization sets in. He continued to step back until there was no more ground to tread on.

“…..giggles…”

The jester mutters, putting the bottle down and getting out from under the table.

“…Yoyo I’m sorry, I didn’t mean-“

Sal was interrupted by the abrupt movement of his now somewhat terrifying boyfriend who walked toward the door humming a sickening tune that somehow made xyr vertigo worse.

It put its mitten on the door and then abruptly turns its head around to a worried Sal.

“….have I ever told you how funny you are…?”

It said, Its voice cut through the tension from the argument like a freshly sharpened deli knife into a thin slice of meat and made Sal more anxious.

The toy smiles at xem and then walks out. Slamming the door behind it.

“Wai-“

Sal flinches at the loud noise and brings himself into a hug, holding his own shoulders tightly and taking a big inhale.

A day passed. Sal couldn’t even focus on his work anymore. Staring at the computer screen made his head spin.

Suddenly a purple mitten pushed the door to his office open. Sal stands up in relief and briskly walks toward the door.

“Love!! You’re finally-…”

He opened the door fully. Seeing Yoyo who no longer had a face. Only two lights in the place of its eyes. The sight sent him backwards and he hit his back to his desk.

“Yoyo?!”

“….you didn’t forget about Yoyo did you….? Yoyo would be-[[ever feel down? Ever wish you had more friends? Well meet your new best friend, Y——òøœÿœ çłœwññ…]]

Yoyos voice filled with static. It walked toward Sal slowly, it was holding something.

“…yo…yoyo?? Hey you need to relax okay? I’m sorry and-

….whats…that in your hand.”

Sal points a shaky finger toward yo-yos mitten. It had a bloody mask entwined with its hand.

Yoyos body twitched.

“You want yoyo to be…[[Bigger and better!!! New cirque italia toys will leave you-]]

D ea d…”

It clutched the bloody mask.

“….Yoyo…you- you’re scaring me-“

Yoyo then placed the mask over its broken face.

…it…it was giggles’ face…

“…Why dear..? You want me to be—[[all new! Giggles the clown!!! Only in stores for a limited time so get her while she’s still—]]

A li ve…”

It inhumanly walked. Unsettling. The way her face was plastered onto his… it made Sal sicker and sicker as Yoyo only grew closer and closer.

“I’m…tired. Of being compared to her…

But, hey.”

It places a mitten on sals face.

“Now there’s no one to compare me to..”

Suddenly it trips over a bottle and whirrs around like a broken machine. Soon it falls backwards and goes into a sudden sleep.

Sal shakes in fear. Not wanting to wake his boyfriend up. Then he noticed strings on his desk, then looked back at Yoyos shattered face.

“…I can…fix this.”

He said.

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#the clowners #cirque italia #horror writing #bruh this took longer than I wanted it to

[hardestgrove]

I love and respect all theorists in all the fandoms I’m in and I know others look at my own theorist and don’t vibe them either but I just gotta say that the “Eddie is secretly evil” theories are truly batshit. Like I’m sorry……. But this show isn’t that deep…….

#train.txt #interesting concept!!!!!!! #giving the duffers WAY too much credit #this is why I’m not a Billy lives clowner. being so would imply these dudes were better writers

[mochiiniko]

today could possibly be the day the clownering ends (again)

#hollow knight #silksong #this is tga all over again i swear