Tumgik
#clumsiness
avatarfan11 · 1 year
Text
Korra: *Stubs her toe* FUCK!
Asami: Mind your language!
Korra: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
Asami: *Glaring at Korra*
Korra: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes honey.
196 notes · View notes
stxrmylxve · 10 months
Note
Before I send more of just Kazutora, I have a thought: Chifuyu, Baji, Draken, Kazutora, and Mitsuya (each separately) with an extremely clumsy S/O. I'm talking like, they trip over completely flat surfaces, and when they do, they continue to trip for a while before they actually fall. Bumping into things all the time, slipping on ice, slamming themselves into doors because they're too excited or panicked about something and aren't stopping to think. This S/O falls over their own freaking feet, and has been heard thudding down stairs before (take my own clumsiness as an example, I once lost my footing on stairs and when I landed at the bottom of them flat on my behind as a teen, I just sat there, till my parents asked if I was okay and I yelled about the stairs being a problem for me lmao).
Somehow I picture this as more of a headcanon scenario, but little blurbs could go with it too for each of them, if you feel up to it! :3
Kazutora:
he doesn’t really react tbh
it’s normal for you, and he normally ends up doctoring you up anyways
he does stifle a laugh tho
ultimately, it is the subject of a tease he will shoot at you later on
if someone else makes a comment about it, he shoots them a dirty look
he does get worried sometimes and legit hugs your side in case you trip on something random
”You must be head over heels for me, huh?”
Chifuyu:
gets so worried he might even trip himself too
constantly watches you out of the corner of his eye
a good s/o, but a worrisome one
he hates seeing you hurt, that’s all :(
he sometimes asks baji for random help, bugging him about what to ask, how to help
and obviously baji has no idea either
but nonetheless, he asks if he can do anything, to which you have no clue either since you’re just so used to being clumsy-
Draken:
i’m sorry i think he is just a menace 😭
he might make a satire joke, go on full on panic mode, or make a joke so sexual it makes you blush crimson red
he is a bit of a wildcard
but he asks your family if you have it in your genes to fall and trip constantly
he does worry, but he facepalms most of it because you somehow have the skill to trip on literal air
Baji:
the first time you fell, you blushed so hard he took you to chifuyu’s house so that you could get ‘fixed’
from there on, he asked for help from chifuyu
doesn’t really understand that you just.. are clumsy
like he is clumsy too, but in a way that he might ‘accidentally’ punch someone or might leak a plan and might get hurt by that
so he somehow formulated in his head that you needed to get fixed by chifuyu if you ever fell
he normally just bandaged you up, not doing anything amazing or special
Mitsuya:
he can’t help but to laugh
he is used to seeing falling people, he has two little sisters after all
he doesn’t mind bandaging you up, or talking to you if you’re crying from a bad fall
he is always there for you, even if all you need is a bandair
gives those cliché moments all the time and kisses to boo boo to make the pain go away 🥹
legit the perfect guy for a clumsy person, fight me
113 notes · View notes
omnoramayday · 6 months
Text
Exercise Can Be Dangerous
Notes: I'm a day late on this one but such is life. This one is more of a silly snapshot than anything. For the @lovebugs-and-snakecharmers October Minific Challenge. I tried to hold myself to the word limit of 250 as a personal challenge to develop a couple skills.
Prompt 9 from the Fictober 2023 List:
"I wouldn't do that if I were you."
Summary: Luka agreed to go workout with Marinette. Juleka tries to warn him. He's not sure he cares.
Read on AO3 or read below:
Luka walked out of his room, dressed in a loose t-shirt and shorts.
"Why are you dressed like that?" Juleka asked, sipping on her coffee.
Luka filled a water bottle. "Marinette invited me to join her and Rose for a workout."
Juleka choked on her coffee. When she regained the ability to breathe, she sounded serious. "I wouldn't do that if I were you."
"Why?" Luka frowned. "She seemed excited."
"They do dance workouts Luka." She gave him a wary look.
"I like dancing. It's fun." He shrugged.
Juleka snorted. "Ignoring your dorky dancing, Marinette and Rose are very enthusiastic about the workouts. Marinette isn't exactly graceful and Rose is excitable. Why do you think I don't join them more?"
"You aren't much of a dancer." Luka dismissed.
"I like my workouts to be injury free." Juleka retorted. She smirked at him. "Besides, if they don't hurt you, you still have to function around Marinette, dancing and sweating, in her yoga pants."
Luka blushed deeply and muttered "I'll be fine." Before practically running out of the apartment.
It turned out Juleka may have had a point.
Marinette and Rose seemed to move across the room more than they stayed in place.
Marinette looked incredible and more than once he had fumbled a step when she shook her hips.
As he iced a twisted ankle and a sore knee that night, he smiled. The memory of Marinette fretting over him after knocking him over still had his heart fluttering. Worth it.
27 notes · View notes
lizardtaro · 4 months
Text
Hey guys, it pains me to do this, but I need your help to recuperate my financial losses this year. Losses on a commission and on a 5G chip seem to have finally broken me. Please support my fundraiser shown in the link. Even if you can't donate, sharing it would be very much appreciated. Thank you.
19 notes · View notes
celestialulu · 5 months
Text
I NEED more drunk Lucy
16 notes · View notes
pluralprompts · 10 months
Text
Prompt #681
Headmate A1 has a very different body in the innerworld than the system's shared, physical body, and can be a little clumsy when fronting. Unfortunately, during a fronting session where they thought they could just be clumsy and get more experience with the body without too much worry, one of the system's friends dropped by, and they don't know System A is a system! How long can Headmate A1 brush off and hide their clumsiness before Person B notices something's up?
23 notes · View notes
mangolon · 7 months
Text
Tumblr media
The Hikawa/Ryotaro/Emu/Keiwa Effect returns in full force.
10 notes · View notes
Text
l like really hate that stupid idea that when a kid falls they only start crying after they've noticed parents are looking. I'm not saying no kid has ever milked an injury for attention, but also have you ever eaten absolute shit? Just obliterated yourself into pavement?
That shit doesn't hurt for the first moment. You're just stunned and surprised. And then it starts to hurt. Like there is just a beat before the pain arrives. And I can't help but believe that anyone who thinks it's a kid plot for attention has never had thier ass handed to them by the laws of physics.
16 notes · View notes
jhsharman · 4 months
Text
"flop flap"
Tumblr media Tumblr media
3 stars become 11. I see no method to the madness.
Tumblr media
6 to 14 red stars. One of the originals gets uncolored, so should be understood as joining the new squiggly line assortment.
Tumblr media
2 notes · View notes
gettingoldertoo · 8 months
Text
Sending a Prayer to the Phone Screen Deity or Deities
Just dropped my phone - or, more accurately, sent it flying out of my hand - onto a marble floor. So far it seems like the screen protector did its job, but I think I am now doomed to check and make sure of that every five minutes. 
3 notes · View notes
violent138 · 1 year
Text
I'm fucking clumsy.
Heavy handed with my affection,
Eyes winged with sloppy eyeliner,
Stumbling and stammering through words,
The kind of vampire that would trip,
Getting out of their coffin,
Even if they glide effortlessly through the room.
I knock glass knick knacks off shelves,
Trip my way through apologies,
Am the bull in a China shop in libraries,
Pull on push doors,
Slide on dry floors,
Get leashed to chairs,
By the knotted wire of my earphones.
I hit people with my backpack,
Accidentally get my coat caught on doors,
Feel my heart race as I drift on ice,
Bang my head on the microwave I opened,
Step on my ragged laces,
Not cute clumsy, but a danger to society flail of limbs and panic,
I move like I am receiving instructions on what to do,
Perpetually jerky and unsure in a game of Simon says,
Like I need a mirror to remind me where my limbs are scattered.
15 notes · View notes
avatarfan11 · 1 year
Text
Kya*seductively*: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Lin: ...You are a waterbender how can i help you ???
Kya: Maybe i want help washing my back. *winking at Lin*
Lin: Is it the pipes i can check-
Kya*drops towel*: Lin shut up and get your cute butt in the shower with me *walking away*
Lin: *Trips and hits the counter with her head in her rush to get over*
Kya*Healing Lin*: what happend to my normally composed Linny.
Lin: it's not my fault that you are so distracting. You were just standing there naked in front of me. It’s all your fault." Lin huffed
Did a collab with jade_lotus394 and together we made this fanfiction to go with this post hope you guys like it 😊
Link to her instagram👇
https://instagram.com/jade_lotus394?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
86 notes · View notes
dragonandfrog · 1 year
Text
Yes yes I did.
Tumblr media
9 notes · View notes
balloonpup · 1 year
Text
Macro March
Tumblr media
Inger is never ready when Macro March hits.
This big doggocorn was drawn by Silver Dragon
3 notes · View notes
quantumboogaloo · 1 year
Text
I was trying to learn a new spin with my lightsaber and hit myself in the head so hard that now I have a knot on the side of my head and a killer headache.
2 notes · View notes
autie-j · 1 year
Text
Walking down the stairs, everything's fine, everything's fine, forgets about the last step so I step off like I'm about to hit the floor when I'm too high up, WHOA
3 notes · View notes