Smurf Angst
Backstory
Back when Papa Smurf was younger, his previous village was destroyed by evil and selfish wizards, some of whom were considered his friends. This left Papa with scars that never truly healed. Eventually he would build a new village and care for the new generation of smurfs, but he dreads the misdeeds and cruelty of humans. Gargamel doesn’t help with that point of view either.
The other Smurfs had no clue of Papa’s pain.
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¿Crees que podrás dibujar algún arte conmovedor de padre e hijo entre Papá Pitufo y Pitufo Torpe?
EN PRIMER LUGAR. NO SE LLAMA TORPE, SE LLAMA TONTÍN. ODIO K LA NUEVA SERIE DOBLADA LES CAMBIARA NOMBRES AAAGH
Hice esto, sirve?
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man i love fakeposting what if smurfs had tumblr
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Thank you for being my 31st follower, @hotsexylove72848!
#my brilliant words
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i am simply. pining. yearning. smurfing. when will i have a husband who loves me and who i can love back in equal measure...
#smurf.txt #im too young to marry and boys always seem to love so much more intensely than i do #but i just really wish i could find somesmurf who i can love as much as they love me
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I hate Tumblr.
#I hate tagging.
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Life fucking sucks sowmtimes like hwow am i supposed to explain to papa smurf that i want to do work but im too damn tired
#please im so sleepy #im trying so hard
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Sorry for being inactive these past few days, a family member passed away and I've been grieving.
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My condolences, darling! I know how difficult it can be to lose someone close to you. Y'all Smurfs are especially close with each other, too... I hope you're doing okay.
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Yeah, I'm smurfing as well as I can. Mary-Anne was a very special bee, and I don't know what I'm going to do without her.
#honey speaks
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I've seen several people on this website confused about the way I smurf, so I thought I'd give a lesson in Smurfic grammar.
Smurf is a language characterized by the usage of the word "smurf." For me, and other Smurfs, it's a psychosmurfical compulsion we can't control- only Papa Smurf has been able to smurf himself to speak in a way understandable to non-Smurfs, and hems had many centuries to learn.
When you speak Smurf, you smurf every so often- within certain grammar rules. Any past participle smurfed with "to smurf" takes an "ed" in the past tense. Smurf can also be used to resmurf a noun, but only one noun in a compound word, and you must keep the prefix and suffix.
For instance, bottle-opener could be smurfed into "smurf-opener" or "bottle-smurfer"- I, personally, prefer bottle-smurfer- but never "bottle-smurf."
Positive adjectives are "smurfy," negative ones are "unsmurfy," but "smurfy" and "unsmurfy" are also words on their own. If you smurf an adverb, that’s "smurfily" or "unsmurfily." If something is better than something else, it would be smurfed "smurfier," and not "smurfer."
These rules are invariable, except in cases of euphony.
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hey brainy wanna hang out tomorrow. we can go on a picnic
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looking amazing yet again today, so here's a selfie.
#my face
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Some more drawings of Brainy Smurf :)
Here he is explaining the nitty gritty of water's chemistry to Clumsy
And a ship that I both adore and despise
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Brainy: "Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?"
Smurfette: "*sighing* Hefty,"
Hefty: "Fuck shit up out there, but don't die,"
Clumsy: "*wiping away a tear* So inspirational,"
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Happy valentines from team smurf! I hope your valentines is more simple than these wrecks and their geraniums
White for new beginnings and innocent love
Pink for girlish charm, foolishness and everlasting friendship
Dark purple for sorrow and mystery
Red for passion, goodwill and protection
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NO THOUGHTS, JUST SMURFING(?
1. Me gusta mucho pensar en un Papá Pitufo que se aloque y emocione mucho haciendo sus experimentos, tipo cuando los haga pierda esa compostura formal y parezca científico loco cuando hay resultados y se ría y aja, cuando ningún pitufo está cerca.
Alch sería cul verle actuando así sjshsksbsksnsk
Lo kiero mucho(?
2. ESO SMOOGLE ALM SMOOGLEEEE
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