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sweatypoliceprincess · 1 year

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Journey through the wild world of programming

Well, hello there, fellow nerds! Are you ready for a hilarious journey through the wild world of programming? Buckle up, because we're about to embark on a wild ride.

Let's start with the basics. Programming is essentially like talking to a robot, but instead of using words, you're using a language that only the robot understands. It's kind of like trying to speak to your cat, but instead of meows, you're using a series of commands.

Now, if you're a programmer, you know that sometimes things don't always go as planned. In fact, sometimes it feels like the code you're working on is possessed by the devil himself. One minute everything is fine, and the next minute you're getting error messages that make absolutely no sense. It's like the computer is mocking you, laughing at your feeble attempts to make it do what you want.

But fear not, my friends, because there are ways to tame the wild beast that is programming. One of the most important skills you can have as a programmer is patience. Lots and lots of patience. You'll need it when you're staring at a screen for hours on end, trying to figure out why your code isn't working.

Another essential skill is problem-solving. You have to be able to think creatively and come up with solutions to problems that you never even knew existed. It's like being a detective, only instead of solving crimes, you're trying to figure out why your code won't compile.

And let's not forget about the joys of debugging. Debugging is when you spend hours trying to find and fix errors in your code, only to realize that the problem was a missing semicolon or a typo.

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openprogrammer · 2 years

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HTML / CSS Login Form with Light Button. . . Check out this cool Login Form with Light Button made using HTML and CSS. CSS is the language we use to style a Web page. HTML is the standard markup language for Web pages HTML elements are the building blocks of HTML pages HTML elements are represented by <> tags . 💻 If you want to see more daily coding projects using Python | HTML | CSS | JS please follow @openprogrammer 🙏 . ☝️For coding projects, link in bio. ☝️ . . #day87 #coding #webdeveloper #html #csstricks #cssanimation #animation #codingisfun #fullstack #codingbootcamp #codinglife #learncode #programmer #codingjokes #100daysofcode #frontend #frontenddev #html5website #pythoncoding #devlife #frontend #javascript #vscode #frontenddev #fullstackdeveloper #frontenddevelopment #webdevelopers #htmlcssjs #htmlcoding (at India) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cir86A5vhme/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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frontendforever · 2 years

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Which one you prefer? Follow @frontendforever for further updates #html5 #htmlcoding #webdevelopment #webdesign #webdesigner #webdesignmeme #lifeofacodergirl #lifeofacoder #lifeofaprogrammer #programmingmemes #programmerslife #programmer #pythonprogramming #programmers #programming #programminglife #computerscience #codingdays #computerengineering #codingjokes #coding #tamilwebdesigner #tamilitmemes #tamilwebdesign #itmemes #softwaredeveloper #softwareengineer #software #visualstudiocode #vscode https://www.instagram.com/p/Cfsqz63rE9r/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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womaneng · 24 days

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aspirecoding · 5 months

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𝐉𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐬, 𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐔𝐈/𝐔𝐗 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐬 - 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫.

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s2labs · 1 year

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bhattifaizan · 2 years

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I hope you have the confidence to be you and courage to pursue what you want with no regrets hope you genuinely smile and laugh, with or without a reason. I hope you keep learning and keep growing as a human being. I hope you keep pushing forward. I hope you achieve or continue to retain inner peace, and I hope you love yourself for all that you are and all that you are becoming. . . . . #designerlife #teabreaktime #projectorscreen #silhouette #silhouttechallenge #agencylifestyle #officetime #graphicdesigner #bhattifaizan #minimaliststyle #codingjokes #lahoredairies #officedairies💻 (at Lahore, Pakistan) https://www.instagram.com/p/ChSurz-Lk6a/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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pakistanihackergroup · 2 years

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#coding #codinglife #codingisfun #codingbootcamp #codingmemes #creativecoding #codingforkids #codingdays #codingpics #coading #codingjokes #codingislife #codingfun #codingproblems #codingchallenge #codinghumor #codinggirl #codingmeme #htmlcoding #codingschool #codingquotes #learncoding #medicalcoding #codinglove #codinganddecoding #codingclass #codingtips #linux #coder #html5 (at Punjab College Ayub Park Campus, PCAPC) https://www.instagram.com/p/CeHekBhqC88/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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grootsoftware · 2 years

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The worst is when it runs without errors 😅and still doesn't work. #grootacademy #grootsoftware #coding #developer #webdevelopment #iosdevelopment #javadevelopment #java #python #ruby #php #html #javascript #codingmeme #codingjoke #developerhumor #devhumor #devhumour #programmerhumor #programmingmeme #programmingjoke #devlife #webdesign #codingjokes #codingjoke #codingpics #computerscience https://www.instagram.com/p/CiUTHfLto1K/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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zenesys · 2 years

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techpaathshala · 4 months

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Comment "yes" if know!!😅Tag your friend who didnt get it😜

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Binary language is a system of representing information using only 0s and 1s. It's the foundation of computer language, with each digit (bit) representing a power of 2. Computers use binary because electronic components can easily represent two states, making it efficient for processing and storing data.

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digiavenir · 6 months

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At Digiavenir, we're passionate about the world of coding, and we believe in a simple philosophy - "Coding until the code makes sense." 💡Visit our website at www.digiavenir.com #Digiavenir #DigitalMarketing #WebDevelopment #AppDevelopment #SEO #Coding #CodeMakesSense #Innovation #coding #programmerlife #code #webdevelopment #memes #memecoding #codingjokes #trending #instagood #codinglife #code #coding #codinglife #coders #codingisfun #codingmemes #creativecoding #codingforkids #codingdays #codingpics #htmlcoding #learncoding #codingquotes #codinglove #codingtips

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dandolibrary · 3 years

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Fuck Java

For those of you who don’t know, I’m a Computer Science Major.

It is my intention, to become a Data Scientist.

Because I am too lazy to be a CEO but I feel like having a lot of power in the company.

Also partially watching The Office in high school made me want to work in an office environment.

I want to be that sexy person in the office that everyone has a crush on.

[Incoming Vent, with much cursing]

Despite my sexy Data Science dreams...

I fucking hate Java. I don’t know WHY I chose Java. Nobody told me I couldn’t take C++ or C#.

By the way my old college that I left only offered C++, C#, and Java.

And for whatever fucking reason I chose Java. Everyone told me how horrible it was going to be.

I didn’t fucking believe them even though they were juniors.

I fucking hate Java.

And then I dropped out and then transferred to another college who can accommodate my hearing loss.

But fuck it. I’m not doing Java.

I fucking hate Java.

Like 83% of Data Scientists apparently use Python.

So at 1am today, I decided, fuck it, I’m learning Python.

I haven’t been enrolled in school since November.

I start at my new college this summer (wish me luck btw).

Also, how the fuck does my old school, a big school, not offer any other languages besides Java, C++, and C#? No Python, nothing else.

Shitty ass program too. CS majors go to my old college to get their general education requirements done for cheaper and then transfer to the popular state tech school and complete their degree there.

But yeah, fuck Java.

And learning Python has been great and all.

I decided to make a simple game like snake or something to help learn more functions.

I need to import Python into my IDE. I use Visual Studio Code.

I have Pygame installed on my computer. I have the Python library installed.

BUT FOR THE LIFE OF ME I CANT

IMPORT FUCKING PYGAME INTO VS CODE.

“Use the terminal in your IDE” the internet said.

I’m using the terminal!

“Type pip import pygame in the terminal”

I’m doing that!

Anyways I took a break before posting this and I would like to add that I went ahead with the mini game tutorial anyways and for whatever FUCKING reason, it works with the pygame commands.

So I never imported it but it’s imported and it’s all confusing and I’m just not gonna think about it anymore.

Anyways Python is so simple it’s kinda dumb. Like if you read the code, it makes sense. Like I think anyone would be able to understand what a Python code is for if they read it and they would be able to understand what it does.

While JAVA, the fucking little shit, is an incomprehensible cum sock demon from hell.

If Python was a person, I would marry them.

If Java was a person, I WOULD PUNT THEM LIKE I PUNT GEESE.

Fuck Java.

*mic drop*

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frontendforever · 2 years

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🤣🤣 Follow @frontendforever for further updates #javascriptframework #javascripts #programmingmemes #programmerslife #programmer #programmers #programming #programminglife #lifeofacoder #lifeofaprogrammer #computerscience #codingisfun #codingdays #codermemes #cprogramming #cssmemes #computerengineering #clanguageprogramming #codinglife #codingjokes #coding #codergirl #cplusplus #cprogramminglanguage #lifeofacodergirl #couplememes #tamilwebdesigner #tamilitmemes #tamilwebdesign #frontendforever https://www.instagram.com/p/Cdh9fRNLF4y/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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letstacle-online-academy · 3 years

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@letstacle To all the Java programmers out there Guess the correct output for this program For source code of the program check out our bio Follow @letstacle Follow @letstacle Follow @letstacle #javascriptdevelopers #javatutorial #javaproject #javascripttutorial #javaprogramminglanguage #javaprogramminglanguage #javascriptdeveloper #javapro #javaprogrammer #studentproblems #studyabroad2018 #programming_language #program #programminglanguage #programmingpython #programmingjokes #programmingtutorialforbeginners #coderslife #codingisfun #codingjokes #website #software #softwaredevelopment #codinggirl #coder #computerengineering #codermemes https://www.instagram.com/p/CQDrff_nfLF/?utm_medium=tumblr

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aspirecoding · 5 months

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𝐃𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫!

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