#cold as hell though

[twotales]

Radek said fuck in show?

Yup. It's in Czech 🇨🇿 but imo it counts.

"Do prdele" it's an equivalent for "Shit" or "Fuck." He says it to John in the submersible jumper (Grace Under Pressure) and to Evan on the Daedalus. (No Man's Land.)

He says "Já se už na to můžu vysrat," to Rodney when he's in the chair being a dick. Basically he's saying "Fuck it" or "Fuck this." e.g. Rodney is being an ass so fuck this. (Tao of Rodney.)

I think that's all of them. Hopefully my Czech is still on point for these translations @all-mighty-yaoiyuri is the Czech who checks my Czech.

It's been awhile though! 💛💚

#my czech language learning went to hell when my nephew died #SIIIIIIIIIGH #i miss it #but no spoons for it rn #still obsessed with Czechia though #y'all should go - beautiful country and the people are so nice!! some people say they are “cold” but I didn't experience that at all #also if you do go! learn some czech (do it anyway) - you should have seen the surprised looks and grins I got over there #cold? bah! yeah right #sga #stargate atlantis #radek zelenka #john sheppard #rodney mckay #evan lorne #grace under pressure #no mans land #tao of rodney #czech #česky #🇨🇿💚💛🦊 #cussing #anon

[kodasea]

Haven't forgotten

#kodasea #own art #artists on tumblr #cold case crew #art #lawrence #own character #cold case detective #felicia #2021 art #phantom #melting #It's hilarious looking at this now because all I can think is he has to be cold as hell #Also trix yogurt melty candlewax flesh all over your louis vuitton socks what are you doing #I do like the handhold and expressions still though #cw body horror

[noodlebutts]

Please forgive me if this is a question you're tired of hearing 😅 I am not much in the cat community so I don't know if this is an exhausted point. I was just wondering if the stereotype of Siamese cats being super vocal is true?

Yes. Live in fear. The first 18 months of Zuko's time with us was full of yells and suffering. You can hear it outside your house, they will outlast you, the only answer is to reach a compromise with a cat. If you are not prepared to be held hostage by a cat, DNI

#in all seriousness #it was hell #the asshole was cold and too enotional about being cold to go into the heated bed #that was it #and also learning meal times #asshole demands constant food access #its soooo funny though #to have a conversation with him now that we can communicate #it is also absolutely not exhausted because if i had a pointed dsh and then got zuko #i swear i would have thought he was possessed #he is EXTREMELY high energy and high interaction needs #its much better now that he is turning 3 this year #but having lived with a dsh i could make pant in like 8 minutes of what i consider low intensity play #i can absolutely say that if you arebt prepared to change your life to help enrich theirs you might not be happy LOL

[journey-to-the-attic]

OMG, I'm so sorry that happened to you that sounds awful !!! I've definitely been there before, so happy you only came out sore 🙏🏽

As for AU stuff-

I think a super cool side spin to the Drangon!AU would be if IK became the world's first dragon rider, like a HTTYD situation !

I think about the transition from "small weakling human" to "precious baby child" all the time, so I feel like the process of them learning about each other (the brothers + IK) in the sense of being in tune while flying is so sweet,,, like, they all obviously have different flying styles, and I'd imagine that Satan, Levi, and Belphie can't even fly at *all*, so getting accustomed to the ways they operate was probably pretty tough but SO cool for IK yknow

And on the flip side it was probably a struggle for the brothers to learn to trust her cues when training or even actively fighting something when they're so used to being independent, but they have to realize that she's not trying to control them, but work as one essentially

Idk, they just make me so happy!!!!! I love dragons!!!!!!

Any thoughts on maybe who enjoys flying/riding with her the most/who has the easiest time adapting to her cues? or any other misc thoughts, up to you!!

oooooooh humans becoming so close to their creature companions that all their movements are in sync is something so dear to me

i reckon mammon (who is nearly always ik's first friend, no matter what universe, and also the best flier) would be super quick to get used to giving her rides around the place, but at first it's more like just carrying a doll around because ik is clutching him stock-still in Terror the whole time

but then!! there's a moment where it just sort of clicks. i'm vaguely remembering a trick in one of the httyd movies where hiccup jumps off toothless's back, and then toothless catches him again? it'd be like that, except it happens completely by accident the first time, but then they keep doing it for fun

on the other hand lucifer would take SO long to properly sync, because he's always like I Will Do As I Think Is Best, Your Commands Are Mere Suggestions. for him i think it'd take a moment of him being in danger and needing to rely on ik, and that's where it clicks for him. he mellows out, but he keeps acting as if he marches only to the beat of his own drum, even though he is absolutely doing everything ik tells him to

in general ik would have a set of subtle but specific gestures (some of which are unique to each brother) that she uses to both communicate and instruct, and i reckon levi likes that bit the most. since he's more geared for swimming, he'd have a range of clicks and whistles designed for underwater communication, and ik learns to understand and reply - so it's like they have their own secret language

#answering asks #whensam #dragon au #since satan is more arboreal i imagine he'd have the most problems taking ik around #it is very easy for a human on your back to get dislodged when you're weaving between branches like that #ik hangs out on his back a lot when he's not out in the forest though so that makes up for it #also belphie (who either already had or i decided to assign ice-related powers in the mammon dragon au req) #is probably cold as hell #so they have a special riding blanket and belphie is specifically attuned to make up for the extra slipperiness of a blanket-wrapped human #jtta aus

[tswwwit]

Bill being forced to say the truth is such a fun concept though. I imagine Ford's the most likely candidate to hit Bill with a truth spell. Now he can expose Bill's nature once and for all! And find out what secret evil plans the demon has involving his nephew. 😠

Only it completely backfires because Bill acts the exact same as he usually does? After all, Bill usually doesn't have a reason to lie to the Pines family. Will he omit the truth? Totally! But rarely does he outright lie.

(But anyway, the plan backfires and Stan and Mabel are not convinced. "Yeah Bill's a jerk but he's not actually harmful", they say, with no knowledge of the countless atrocities he's committed.)

So Bill continues to act like his usual asshole self, completely unaware that he's under the influence of a truth spell. Until he sees his husband do something smart/cute/whatever. Before Bill even realizes, he's saying the sappiest, most gooey sedimental shit any demon has ever heard. Like "You're perfect, I love you so much". Completely unfiltered thoughts. The stuff he even lies to himself about. "You make me so happy. I'm so glad I met you".

The best part is that the situation is even worse (for Bill) the angrier he gets. "I hate you" comes out as "I love you". "You're the worst thing that ever happened to me" comes out as "The best thing". At one point, he accidentally says you're lucky I love you when he meant to be threatening. Everything is terrible. Dippers trying to figure out a cure and Bill can't help because he's to busy throwing up his organs. All the sedimental bullshit is making him sick.

#This much sincerity is terrible for a demon like Bill #It's like he's got a terrible cold as well as throwing up all the time as his organs rebel against the honesty #Bonus: Ford DID learn Bill's horrible plan for his nephew. Eventually #Except what Bill ended up saying was something like #'I'm going to keep him until the stars burn out of the sky and this entire galaxy crumbles into dust AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME' #He hissed it out while hugging Dipper to his chest so tight that he almost squashed the guy #Trust Ford to focus on the 'can't stop him' part and not the rest of that statement #Dipper absolutely caught the rest of the implication though #Dipper already knew he was in love himself but hearing all of this is just. So Much. #It's so so nice. Really nice! But also waaaaay overwhelming for him #Anxiety and overthinking go hand in hand. Stress from Ford being around and trying to fix Bill exacerbate it #He knows it's honest but it leaves him confused #What the hell did Dipper do to cause this? (deserve this) #Is there way to fix Bill?? (is he ever gonna change his mind) #He's happy and he's worried. Again he's overthinking #He's flustered and he fumbles and wow he *really* should cure this before they both die of embarrassment somehow #I bet these two assholes still find a way to miscommunicate during a bout of magically-induced honesty #But THIS time it's all on Dipper #SMH my guy he's your husband and he loves you #Too bad overthinking gets in the way of enjoyment. #Also Bill puking a lot. That puts a huge impediment in the way when Dipper can't find an outlet for his feelings #His FIRST impulse was to kiss Bill senseless but since he couldn't do that his brain got stuck in a loop of unexpressed emotion #What a shame; he probably wants to do it so very very much #answers #Once Bill is cured he's grumpy. Turns out he loves Dipper even *more* because his human doesn't want him to suffer just to hear ily #How Dare He love Bill back so purely. He's never going to escape for that sentiment

[queen0fm0nsterz]

Reading my fave thin man and lady fic. Kicking my feet a lot because tbh. Sometimes a sad man really is just a weird woman's science project in a way that is so homoerotic

#carols.txt #when i tell you i've been re-reading this single one shot religiously every single month for almost three years I mean it #《straight》 ship so good we call it queerbaiting #LMAOOOOOO #call it yaoyuri the way these old people r tragic and doomed by the narrative or whatever #listen as a bi person on the aroace spectrum whatever this fic was trying to convey really strikes a cord #while its not the same as my own this characterization of them is so intriguing. im so hooked on it #^^ one thing i think this person really nailed was thin man's immaturity (stemming from his emotions oftentime being too big to control) -> #and the desire of attention that comes with said immaturity while also having the lady be both cold (normal) and intrigued in a way that -> #that really fits her character. curiosity is one of the many facets that make up her character that don't get explored much and i think its #done so well here for like no reason💀 THIS AUTHOR COOKED TOO HARD YOU GUYS #like ofc she wouldnt send him away. shes studying him under a microscope. even though hes annoying as hell #thin man is plagued by sassy man syndrome in this which is really fucking funny cus it lasts a total of 3 seconds before she finds him out #PLUS THE TALK ABOUT THE TOWER AND THE WORLD... AUGHHH #i need this author to give me their brain NOW #AUGHHHHHAAGGGHEEHH #everyone needs to start doing thinlady the way this person was doing it #this is the biblically accurate old people (in case my theory abt baby lady having been in the pale city is wrong) #live laugh love. its my birthday. spoiling myself a bit. goddamn.

[videoaux-a]

*﹕// " SEE, the toxic shit is what makes dating Al fun . . . "

*﹕// " 'Cause it's hot AND consensual! "

#blaming dia btw /j #taps the “vox is in hell for a reason” sign again #* ⌁﹕📺 ↯ NO REAL ME‚ ONLY AN ENTITY — SOMETHING ILLUSORY ╱ 𝐢𝐜. #* ⌁﹕📺 ↯ AND THOUGH I CAN HIDE MY COLD GAZE‚ I SIMPLY AM NOT THERE ╱ 𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧. #* ⌁﹕📺 ↯ DID YOU MAKE IT TO THE TOP OF THE WORLD JUST TO DIE? ╱ 𝐝𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐲.

[gloriousmonsters]

sympathies go out to people who were into paranoid DJ's songs during the 4 year gap and thought of Valentino as having this super mean, dark, gravelly voice but the contrast between that and joel perez's beautifully queer-accented code-switching mood-ring roller coaster of a voice is so funny

#paranoid dj valentino should drop a verse on a joel perez valentino song i think #valentino hazbin hotel #happy days in hell (hazbin tag) #fuckin LOVE joel perez's take on when Valentino is menacing... how he just goes so smooth and dark in tone #and sometimes raises his voice or snarls but just as much sounds... almost detached? indifferent/cold? #(his delivery of some lines during the dressing room scene... not to mention less directly menacing but #his delivery of 'you think you can change? addict trash like you can't change. i'll see you soon baby' lives in my head rent free) #paranoid dj val is so fun though I've had Hooked on repeat #(and the interlude with him and Vox in Eyes on Me is.... kind of ho--*i am dragged offstage*)

[nerdie-faerie]

Bought a ginger shot thinking it was gonna be bullshit but I've had a bit of a persistent cold lately, except then I immediately felt better, so now I'm annoyed with myself

#ace is a mess #adulting #ive been kinda chesty for the last three weeks my cough only just buggered off but now my nose is stuffed #and its not bad enough that im like sick™️ just enough to be annoying so i saw the ginger shots while getting groceries #and was like whatever🙄 its not gonna work but lets at least try it so i can say its bs even though i know all those things are good for you #it tasted awful! which i knew it would but fckin hell that wasnt fun but the way my chest and nose immediately cleared up? witchcraft. #the ginger just burnt it all away and i know its not fixed my cold but it was a nice little reprieve #but now im mad at myself that ive been dismissing it as like pseudoscience herbal remedy bs when it works

[miodiodavinci]

i, a random anon, am here to say that i believe in you mio but also please remember to take care of yourself and take breaks when needed ‼️‼️‼️

i will do my best to take a break soon ksdfhghsjdfh

#mio answers things #anon #(face in hands) unfortunately i think my body is scheduling the break for me as we speak #(mental burn out) (lingering malaise) (ominous symptoms which could be a cold or could be covid) #i'm in hell (i'm not in hell) #kajsdhflkaj thank you though anon . . . . . . . #i'll do my best to be kind to myself even if i'm frustrated skhfgsjkdhfg

[wintaerbaer]

happy new year, everyone!! 🥳

so excited that 2023 had me sharing my writing again, and i'm so grateful for all of the love and encouragement i've received here 🤍 and there's more to come! can't wait to continue/begin my prioritiy projects for this year, including finishing twds, writing a zombie apocalypse jk i've had sketched since 2022, and starting a f2l arranged marriage tae au that i just conceptualized yesterday! ("but, ari," you might be saying, "another f2l story? don't you want to write a different trope?" to which i say, "someday, but not today 😀👍")

wishing everyone a happy and healthy new year! and we get seokjin and hobi back soon! 🎉

#actually though #y'all can pull f2l from my cold dead hands #jk not even then #it's coming with me #you can fight me in hell for it #writing updates #ari thoughts

[jorvikzelda]

had a dream I called the Danish emergency services (I was in Denmark) and they hung up on me :(

#was trying to tell them about leads i found in a murder #i also dreamed I had my hair cut and the hairdresser cut it way too long #(different dream) #also I kept biking to some church that doesn’t exist irl. not sure what i was doing there. going to concerts i think? #i am not religious never have been #was wearing my winter coat and a wool hat and embarrassed i was wearing that much so early in the year #even though it was cold as balls in the dream #also my bike had two really big lamps #but only one of them worked. or. so i assumed. didn’t actually try #OH and then i dreamed manda was recommended a random funny facebook post about one of my family members with like 900 likes #and sent it to me because it was funny also not realising it was my family member #creeped dream me out to hell and back #anyway big night for dreams idk why i’m using tumblr as my dream journal felt important #don’t usually dream this much/vividly/remember all of them at all #i did wake up in mis murder mystery dream though so maybe that’s why #oh yeah the murder mystery dream was like fucking. point and click video game format. i was walking around the apartment where the murder #happened just poking around shit until i found 3 leads which was my. goal? and then i called the police #and actually at first i accidentally called the swedish police. i forgot to put the danish country code in front of the number. so i hung up #on them and called the danish police instead #i’m not sure that’s how it actually works #like idk if you need the country code or if your phone will recognise what country you’re in i feel like it’s the latter #also the cell coverage was really bad so i heard like half of. what the emergency responder was saying #z talks #not horse game #sso spoilers #WILD FUCKING NIGHT IM GONNA GO BACK TO SLEEP NOW

[stardial]

everyone always says "Why did you play totk for so long" and "wasnt there stuff you had to do besides playing totk" and not "how was the totk it looked fun did you have fun"

REAL. i got called a lunatic in real life yesterday because it was super sunny out and all my friends were going to the beach but me and another friend were contemplating staying in to play zelda

#i did end up going beach though it was so fun #water was cold as hell but like. i got to look cute in my bikini #asks

[beholdthemem]

The trouble with living in the land of never ending summer is that sometimes you write about people who live somewhere it actually gets cold, and then you are confronted with the fact that you have no idea how to dress them.

#personal #post limit has been THWARTED i am back #seriously though november in indianapolis is actually cold i think #what the hell does affordable cold weather fashion even LOOK like? #i have to describe an outfit that is more foreign to me than a space suit and i am stumped

[videoaux-a]

@hellsbroadcaster mentioned you on a post “it's not sunday but I think vox is a fuckin semen...”:

@videoaux jokes on you i'm in your walls

*﹕// " Jokes on you ; I'M INTO THAT SHIT. "

#presenting to all... the two most powerful terrifying overlords in hell #* ⌁﹕📺 ↯ NO REAL ME‚ ONLY AN ENTITY — SOMETHING ILLUSORY ╱ 𝐢𝐜. #* ⌁﹕📺 ↯ AND THOUGH I CAN HIDE MY COLD GAZE‚ I SIMPLY AM NOT THERE ╱ 𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧. #* ⌁﹕📺 ↯ HE TORE MY CLOTHES RIGHT OFF / HE ATE MY HEART AND MY BRAIN ╱ 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐬𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫. #hellsbroadcaster