#college problems

[iamthecutestofborg]

I. HATE. IN-TEXT. CITATIONS.

Not just when I'm writing a paper, but when I'm READING a textbook it looks SO messy (Rick-Astley, 1969, p. 420) and it's SO distracting, (Morbius, 2022) and SO disruptive (Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, & Rudolph, 1964.) to my reading and (Bird, Grouch, Monster, & Monster, 1997 ) learning process. And why are some of them SO FUCKING (According, 2007; To & All, 1991; Known, Laws, & Of, 2378; Aviation, 57 B.C.E.) LONG???

#and its so awkward to use speechify and have it be like #bla bla WEIRD AL YANKOVIC PHD NINE THOUSAND NINTY NINE HUNDRED AND NINTY FIVE bla bla bla... #school #college problems #textbooks #homework #citations

[mycatsaidwhat]

things i’ve heard college students say pt. 29

-you may be into Sucky mpreg but some people believe the holocaust didn’t happen

-humans should have a mating season where we all congregate in a river once a year to find love like salmon 

-granted, there is a difference between being a momma’s boy and being Normon Bates 

-Only in a poli sci class would you get a picture of the live action winne the poo and Kim Jon un next to one another 

-“get ready for the met gala with me!!” influencer vlogs showing up on my suggested as if I don’t make $10.73 an hour 

-no way that dog had a blog, dogs can’t read 

-in god we bust

-every guys wants to be a golden retriever boyfriend until they wake up with no balls 

-graphic design majors are like the diet soda of the art world 

-if i could choose between having a successful career and lying down i would choose lying down 

-today’s graduation is sponsored by plan b

-going down on a woman and tying her fallopian tubes with my tongue like a cherry stem 

-most of the world’s problems would be solved if more billionaires disappeared in submarines 

-you come face to face with god at a 24 hour ihop

-she lemony on my snicket until there’s an unfortunate event

-took a shit in the gender neutral bathroom, call that a she/it

-the tornado dodged us cause someone told it that it had to pay a cover for every bar it destroyed

-can I have a cars 2-themed blowjob, please

-the best thing Taylor Swift has done recently is get some girls to consider that they may be the problem

-“I’M LITERALLY SO FERAL” no Ava you’re just drunk and white

#still tagging this as shit i've heard high schoolers say #college #college memes #college problems #college students #gen z #gen z memes #gen z life #college life #gen z problems #school memes #student life #student problems #student memes #student humor #college humor #studyblr

[intothatweebshit]

well, it's back to school season, you know what that means!

Time to dissociate from reality and head face first into my fandoms to completely avoid all the stress and worries of being a college student. This, my friends, is not only how you cope, but how fanart and fanfiction is created

So consider this a warning for the shit I'm gonna create.

....you've been warned

#im really okay guys #bungou stray dogs #bleach #hazbin hotel #all for the game #dragon ball z #dbz #soukoku #huskerdust #vegebul #Ikkayumi #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #edwin #college problems #art student #college coping #kinda

[verlierer-is-lost]

Can someone drop a tutorial on how to ask your professor for help on an assignment, not sure how to do that yet.

Like I’m scared to email them, I’m scared to talk to them in person, I’m scared to go to office hours. How do I fix this???? 😭

#college #college student #college struggles #college stress #mental health is shit rn #like seriously it’s bad #college problems #college professor

[avese23]

Adhd is having reached the minimum word limit, hit all but one of the essay prompts, and outlined what you still have to say—heck, drafted half of it— but it might take you another hour to actually put anything on the page. You could summarize it to a friend but google docs will never know it. You could get back to what your brain wants to be doing if you just caught the productive second wind and let it out in 10 to 20 minutes tops. But it physically hurts so instead you stare blankly at the page.

#writing was easier when it was all by hand #i have strategies to get out of this funk btw #but a 400-600 page essay for a required freshman class is not worth any of that #just need to see if i can brute force this or wait it out #and ofc my scab is bleeding again but i cant remember touching it #avese shares a thing #adhd #girly tings LOL #college problems

[kuramirocket]

#🇲🇽 #usa #united states #racism #indigenous #native #history 📚 #history #college problems #university #college #ronald reagan

[ghostkidabs]

being able to write a 1000+ word smut of schlatt and reader is so easy but when I have to write a 2 page double spaced paper for a class its like pulling teeth

life is so hard being a psych student and always having to write papers

#college problems #abby yaps

[gummydummy19]

Why is my degree playing hard to get?

#college problems #uni problems #gummydummy19

[adventures-in-ibs]

Ayo

IBS in college that is made worse by stress so going to class is a constant struggle but like, you really want to graduate cheeeck

🙋‍♀️

#ibs #invisible disability #chronic illness life #chronic illness #chronic pain #no cure #college #college problems #college classes #irritable bowel syndrome #spoonie #online school #relatable #annoying

[chinchilling]

Found this hot take fresh from January 2015 in my notes app and it took me out.

“People who want me to use math after college deserve to go to prison.”

I mean… 🤷🏻

#for context I had just had my wisdom teeth out and I was definitely flying high on the painkillers. #I remember waking up thinking this and believing it was sage wisdom that needed to be recorded for posterity. #I wrote the note and then promptly passed out again. #funny #one time i dreamt #wisdom teeth #math #college problems #bad at math #chinchilling

[6lostgirl6]

Wish me luck! My last final opens in an hour!

#sixx #sixx ramble #sixx rambles #college problems #finals

[iamthecutestofborg]

College is so annoying it's always like 'Oh if you want to do XYZ go talk to the Department of Vague But Important Policies located in the Coconut Building' and then you go there and they are like 'sorry actually we can't help you with that you need to talk to the Executive Director of Confusing Paperwork Joe Balogna over at Saint Broccoli Memorial Tower his office hours are 12-2pm every other Monday and Thursday.'

#college #college problems #student problems

[mycatsaidwhat]

things i've heard college professors say pt. 15

-type “humpty dumpty sat on a wall humpty dumpty had a great fall” with no spaces and no regrets 

-I sincerely don’t sit around reading the wills of people from 16th century Stratford-upon-Avon

-do we have a federal department of education? *reluctantly* yes we do 

-okay. It’s 10:30 and I’m cold and mad. 

-I was assigned to read Macbeth and was like what the fuck, I want to play Nintendo 

-That sounds like something said by someone who wrote 12 historyplays 

-I googled today, which I really suggest you guys do 

-not to bring up florida,

-current event: balloons!

-(cytogeneticist) I make a lot of money saying I don’t know. It’s a pretty sweet gig.  

-*someone comes into the classroom looking lost* is there a meeting in here at 11?

(professor) no i don’t think so, this class goes until 11:30

*person leaves* 

(professor, turning back to the class) probably a serial killer 

-Yeah, and then Shakespeare was like I never fucking loved you– 

-The three typical sources of creative nonfiction essays are the unconscious mind, literature, or the trauma of our lives. Now none of these are technically untrue–

-you don’t have to be smart to understand Shakespeare

*alarm starts going off on student’s phone* 

OH GOD I’M SORRY IM BEING SMITED 

-“In which the men spend several hours taunting each other with speeches and thwacking each other with sticks.” Yes. That sounds perfect. 

-This is, like, nerdy shit I’ve learned over the years 

#student life #gen z #college #college life #gen z life #student problems #college humor #college problems #student humor #gen z problems #studyblr #gen z humor #college professor

[smorp-a-dorp]

Me trying to write an email to a professor: Hi—

Gmail autocomplete: FIRST NAME??? FIRST NAME??? YOU WANT TO CALL THEM BY THEIR FIRST NAME??? YOU WANT TO GET CRUCIFIED BY THIS PERSON YOU RESPECT AFTER CALLING THEM BY THEIR FIRST NAME???

#college #collegeblr #college moment #college stuff #college experience #college tag #college things #college thoughts #college adventures #college is kicking my ass #college is killing me #college is exhausting #college is a bitch #college posting #college problems #college student #college has been kicking my ass #college kids #college life #college be like #smorp original

[sinking-in-stars]

there’s just something about living in america and thinking you’ll be free from mass shootings once you graduate high school only to realize you’re always at a risk no matter what stage of life

#united states #usa #michigan state #msu #america #american high school #college #university #gen z #gen z life #school #high school problems #college problems #life sucks #united states of america #gun control #gun violence #march for our lives #i’m so tired #i feel sick

[sailforvalinor]

Every university has its thing—apparently mine’s today is multiple spontaneous power outages, dumpster fires, and benches that mysteriously disappear and reappear in odd places

#and it all happened while I was in a ten hour tech rehearsal today #college #college problems #uni problems #text post