"Assume the liquid is not viscous. Thank god. I'm doing fluid viscosity right now, count your lucky stars." (Physics TA)
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Professor: *makes a mistake*
Class: *laughs*
Professor, offended: “This is abuse to the elderly. At least I don’t laugh when I look at your quizzes.”
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"I'm getting 3 undergrads interested in penises." -A masters student studying human evolution and natural selection
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Who invented money? That was a mistake.
- American History Professor
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"So class any ideas on how to conserve water?"
"You can conserve water by not making me cry Dave."
Me to my professor when he didnt put the power point online
quotes from the classroom
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Roommate Quotes #1
*Gr and C need people to listen to their speeches for class*
Me: I'll listen to your speeches if you need.
Ga: I will too.
Gr: Ga might be better; I need someone who's mean.
Ga: I'M A GODDAMN DELIGHT, B**CH!
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this quote from ovid’s telling of orpheus turning back to look at eurydice makes me crumble
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Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quotes [2]
Lilia: *patting Yuu/Mc on the back* "I'm sure your parents would be very proud of you Yuu/Mc!"
Yuu/Mc: "I actually don't have parents...."
Lilia:
Yuu/Mc:
Lilia: "Your father is very proud of you!"
Yuu/Mc: *confused* "Lilia, I just told you I don't have parents-"
Lilia: "how do you feel about moving into Diasomnia with me and your brother?"
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"Don't memorize this. You will never have to memorize this. We will always give it to you." (Chem Professor (A Real One)) (In reference to the Periodic Table (Literally life changing and saving thank you)
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Professor: “Don’t worry if you fall asleep in my class. Chances are, I’m going to fall asleep before you because this topic is the most BORING one.”
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Cypress keep their secrets.
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I’m on the dark side of the law.
- Criminal Psychology Professor
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gentle reminder you can rise up from everything. you can recreate yourself. nothing is permanent. you are not stuck. you have choices. you can think new thoughts. you can learn something new. you can create new habits. all that matters is that you decide today and never look back.
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they say THAT friendship lasts the looooongest!
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