#come off anon we need to talk.

[lover-of-mine]

Hello, I hope im not bothering you, but I can't help and ask. I know you said you had thoughts and to wait the end of the season, but not gonna lie, I feel suckered punched. I tried not to have hope, but still after all the promos ( I know most of them weren't official, but still...) and I wanted to know your opinion/feeling about it all. Im also using this ask to tell you that your posts and tags make me smile a lot, so I also wanted to thank you for that it gave me company in this fandom even thought I dont dare and reach out except now...

Okay, darling, first of all, thank you, I'm happy I can be a positive presence in the fandom for you. Second, I'm gonna be as diplomatic as I can here. One, I think some reactions the fandom has don't need to reach the people they are about, and it is shitty to put an actor in that type of position, even more when not something he said. Second, I think Ryan proved why he was in pr jail, because, well, they are in damage control mode, because considering the way queerbaiting is leading people to believe there will be a romantic relationship when that was never the plan, and like it or not, the things Ryan said paired with the new things that have been said, could be read as queerbaiting. Please notice I said could. We are dealing with an ongoing story, so anything is a possibility. Buddie is in the middle. I think contextually they make sense together, but I also think that they wrote themselves into a corner. I made a whole post about that you can read all my thoughts here, but the short version is that the stakes are too high. They can't not know the potential love story they have on their hands, BUT the potential they have of being one of the best slowburns in television makes it that much harder to actually write that payoff if there wasn't a plan in place and they accidentally did that by playing off of Oliver and Ryan's chemistry. They did establish Buck and Eddie as family, and yes, their bond is stronger than one would expect of two best friends, but while I think it would be unsatisfying, leaning into the family angle without making it romantic will always be a possibility. One of the logistical problems with getting Buck and Eddie together is that, unlike bathena and madney, they work together, so you either need to get one of them out of the 118 or you need to acknowledge their relationship every episode they are both in, and that is complicated in a show with 7 main characters. There's also the issue that the foundation they have laid out for buddie doesn't really allow for them to use the usual tricks to keep slowburns interesting because most shows tend to have issues with slowburns once the tension is resolved, and the build-up with buddie is high. Whether the build-up was intentional or not, you can recontextualize the show to make it seem like this has been building, it's what allowed me to write 4k words on how Eddie has been in love with Buck since 2x04 just by playing with the perspective around them. And you can very easily do the same with Buck. That kind of expectation is not good since it's not the buddie show. The show is not only about Buck and Eddie, but to put buddie in situations as an established couple could make the show about them because, since they are always together, there will be an expectation around showing them being a couple all of the time that they might not know how to work with because there isn't really another television couple that would fit in their category. Even if we compare them to shows like castle, the mentalist, bones, the couple are the main characters, so it's okay if the couple is taking away from the rest of the show, and honestly, all 3 of those shows kinda tanked their own build-up for a while there. And Buck and Eddie literally have a legal document binding them together, for all intents and purposes they have a child together, and they are best friends, so there's this expectation around them if they ever get to be a couple that they will be a good couple. You can't have them fumbling around much in the way other slowburns do because they are solid. So there's also the issue of keeping them interesting because television writers don't like letting couples have peace.

Sure there are issues you can place on buddie to "spice things up" if they think they got boring resolving the tension, like playing with the sexuality angle, or the abandonment issues Buck, Eddie, and even Chris have, but they are not things you can really drag out. They work in the immediate aftermath of them getting together, but then they would have to get creative and they probably don't know how to get there. But why am I talking about the logistics of the couple in the big picture? Well, I think Ryan has been playing Eddie as at least a little bit in love with Buck the whole time he's been playing Eddie, my main argument for that is that he has the same reactions for Buck that he had for Shannon (post on that here), so Ryan could very much just gotten comfortable and said his interpretation of Eddie's feelings for Buck without it being something he was explicitly told. Both Ryan and Oliver said Buck and Eddie are getting closer this season, so "trying to give the people what they want" could very much just be what Ryan himself is trying to do with the text he's being given. It could be that the marketing team didn't think the fans would react to what he said like that and that's why he was allowed to say it. They could be backtracking because Buck and Eddie are getting together and what Ryan said would be a spoiler. Or they could be baiting us to raise the ratings. Every angle here is possible. We only watched one episode of the season so far. We don't know where the story is going yet. It could be going anywhere. It could be going somewhere. Maybe by the end of the season, we will have something explicitly canon on buddie. Maybe they fucked up and the people calling queerbaiting will be somewhat justified because, honestly, I'm getting teen wolf cons flashbacks here. I do think it's fucked up that people are expecting Oliver to deal with something Ryan said. I do think emotions are running high because of many things that happened in the past 2 weeks. I don't think it is fair to scream queerbaiting yet. But I do unfortunately think we might get there if they keep raising the stakes between Buck and Eddie on the show with no payoff while letting Ryan say things like the things he's been saying. For me, the important thing to remember is that the story is in the middle, we don't know where the show is gonna take Buck and Eddie individually and together, so I think everyone needs to take a breath and stop acting like the show already ended and wait to see where it's gonna go.

#believe it or not this is the short version #if you wanna come here off anon we can talk more privately #but yeah #these are some of my thoughts #i think we are not there yet but we might get there #at this point i dont think the 'oh but 911 does deal with queer themes' argument is saving them #because there has been a build on the queer expectation around Buck and Eddie especifically #and not doing anything about that would be using the expectation of something queer to up the ratings #and thats literally what queerbaiting is #but we haven't watched enough of the season to say that #we are in a tricky spot thats for sure #911 #i really need a tag for asks #anon 😌

[ferromagnetiic]

You'll be forever known for your magnificent breasts.

#tw suggestive #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | CIVILIAN CASUALTIES | anon. 】 #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | GET OUT OF MY WAY | ask. 】 #【 ⚙ ˊˎ | GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER | crack. 】 #// come off anon. we need to talk. #// i'm calling your parents. #// what can he even say to this. #// boobs. #// he's hiding them from u #// i get 405 new icons and this is my first post.

[gingerbreadmonsters]

if my main goal was to get into arguments about people who aren't real, and explain for the millionth time that reading comprehension and critical thinking are actually useful skills that you should know, you do realise that i just wouldn't bother with the whole writing thing, right?

#its so funny to me when anons come into my inbox ready to get in a fight #like..... you must realise that i have the home turf advantage here right? #an ask full of half-hearted roasts and unusual spelling is not going to convince me that i am wrong and evil #i like to spend my time on the internet doing things that are fun and that don't piss me off #so why exactly do you think i'm going to waste my time dunking on you when i don't agree with you? #if i don't like what you have to say the quite frankly i don't have to talk to you on my blog #in the same way that you owe me nothing - i actually owe YOU nothing as well #i am not entitled to your time and attention and you should not treat me as though i am #and in the same way - you are not entitled to my time or attention either #if you have something to say and your first thought is 'i have to be on anon bc i don't want anyone to know who i am'? #then know that i am laughing at you very hard #say it with your whole chest and own up to that being your opinion - or sit down and stop talking #actually i have a better idea - BLOCK ME and THEN go and do whatever else you were doing #i assume it's maths homework or a book report or something #we don't need to agree - and to be honest i don't really care what your hot takes are about people who don't exist #do enjoy your evening

[flowercrowngods]

I absolutely love your time travel au and I swear one day I'll comment as myself when I can get over the anxiety of it ;-;

oh sweetness, don’t worry about that at all please 🥺 i feel like the world’s most anxious boy a lot of the time so i absolutely get it, and you’re absolutely fine! anon comments on ao3 are enabled, anons in my asks are always welcome, you don’t have to worry about “commenting as (your)self” at all, not on my behalf! this message right here makes me so happy actually, and if being anon makes you feel safe, then we can both win a little, right? 🤍

i’m genuinely very happy right now (guess who won’t be able to sleep again because he has the happies!), thank you for leaving me this little message 🥹🤍

the next update will have to wait a little bit still because it’s the end of the semester and i get to write like 5 papers (and do a month of practical placement in march, so… crazy workload incoming, we all better get used to sporadic updates of steeb whump :p)

ANYWAY!!! nonnie i am sending you flowers 🌷🌸🤍

#nonnie one thing you gotta know about me is that i’m an acts of service kinda guy AND the act of giving freely is a trigger for me so :D #you can imagine the kind of stress i am under xD but that also means i get the need to be on anon #i know my bio says ‘all we gotta do is be brave and be kind’ but sometimes what we gotta do is feel safe first and foremost 🤍 #if you ever do wanna come off anon and comment as yourself with a name/profile attached to it i’ll be so!!! till then i’m holding your hand #sorry i am apparently in a rambling mood but that’s what happens when you give me the happies #nonnie asks #nice people being nice to me #🤍 #i’ll try i’ll try #time travel au #dio talks

[calamitydaze]

Someone wrote a whole essay on the flag? Bruh. How many notes did it get there’s no way people are serious

like 200 i think? people are…. very serious 😬

#and i was reading through the tags and like— i get what some people are saying! #like i said i personally wouldn’t have done it and i think it came off a little cringe #and it’s true that being able to joke around about trump comes from a place of privilege #it’s okay to not like it #but…… it’s a joke hasan would make. it’s a joke q.uackity would make. it’s a joke liberal college kids would make #we don’t need to clamber onto the moral high ground and pretend dream is somehow uniquely bad or insensitive #for giving a guy who can’t vote a trump flag #in an audience of people who are in No danger of subscribing to those beliefs #’it financially supported his campaign’ it was ten bucks #anyway no more flag talk pleek it happened a full 24 hours ago ❌❌ #<- not at u anon i know i started it 😭 just in general #it’s already kind of a dead horse i don’t think we need to beat it any further #bella answers #anon #discourse

[rescuerabbit]

Or you could just learn to give a damn about trans men, but idk. That would take work, and who cares if it’s just the nasty mxn getting hurt, right?

i do care about trans men and i dont dislike men at all, i used to be one lol. if a trans woman talking about her experiences interacting with transmascs makes you think that i hate trans men maybe you should reflect on what that means about how you feel about trans women in general. its so funny that i just rbed a quote from julia serano talking about how trans women who bring up transmisogyny are unfairly seen as divisive and then you come to my ask box calling me a bigot for talking about my own issues with it. i really hope you learn to not take people’s own experiences as an attack and how to empathize with trans women too

#hopping around #ask #also if you really have a problem with me come off of anon and we can talk about it #no need to start shit

[starlooove]

What material gain do we have an LGBT community? Do you ask trans peopel what they materially gain from exclude cis people? Do you wonder why we have gay spaces?

It is BECAUSE of the current politcial landscape we should stop catering to our oppressors. Because a cishet person who happenst o ont feel sexual attraction demanding lgbt space, resources, support is in fact an oppressor.

Who is the real bitch here? The cishet making demands of those they oppress or the oppressed?

I said it in the tags last time but comparison answers don’t do much here because the question I’ve been asking is specifcally about ace/aro ppl in relation to the community. I wanna know what exactly excluding those specific people provides for the community. What resources, space, and support are they taking? I want to know the real negative impact they specifically cause that makes this amount of vitriol valid to you. Does it matter if you can’t even answer that without making comparisons to other members of the community? Is it that serious if you can’t provide physical issues they’re causing that’s not a vague “they’re taking resources.”

And not to be mean but if you’re the same anon you’re still very clearly the bitch here like between you getting that mad and a hypothetical “resource thief” I think the answer is lowk obvious

#i do have an opinion on the whole the community is everyone who’s not cishet thing #like Idk maybe I’m stuck in the past but I think the history #especially outside of the US #when it comes to exclusion involving kink race body shape etc. #i think that’s what’s made me jaded to exclusionary shit #like imo if it’s not physically targeting people irl I don’t think it’s deep enough to be this pressed #i was really ready to like form an opinion and I’m gonna research it regardless #but this interaction specifically just feels like ‘no kink at proud’ ‘no more trenders’ ‘neopronouns ruin everything’ #like i need to know why it’s that deep #matter of fact I don’t care what ur fighting against I wanna know what ur fighting for #how does the exclusions of ace or aro ppl uplift the community #oh and i was searching shit up and that post about ‘we don’t wanna see how much people hate us’ came up and I think if this person is too #pussy to come off anon imma just put my opinion in a post instead of a direct response #like that post was about trans women but also if I were in the position of what we were talking about I wouldn’t wanna see all that either #so like sorry anon u prolly lost ur feature 💔 #but yeah back to that thing I AM gonna research on this I wanna see if I can find like. essays or articles or smth as opposed to posts #and i always love reading on queer history so i wanna see if i can find shit from the past #but like i don’t think this person is gonna convince me sorry u wasted ur time anon #but the language and rhetoric u use is way to kalvin garrah esque for me imma just go find what I wanna find somewhere else 💀 #i feel like I don’t know enough about convos across different labels since I’m personally unlabeled #like It was those notes that made me realize I have no idea what’s going on and I can excuse ignorance but I can’t excuse willful ignorance #so Imma hit them books 💀 #if anyones got anything useful tentatively asking for it #but actually after this I think imma hold off on community response or whatever I got it #OH and to make it clear those questions up there are not at all rhetorical or sarcastic that’s shit I genuinely ask myself all the time #like that’s genuinely what I want an answer to adress #but beggars can’t be choosers and all that #except I literally Can the internet is at my fingertips #i am not fixing those typos

[jimines]

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#this is just a little vent/update on some stupid shit going on on here regarding someone i won’t name #but i need to talk about it and vent bc im so frustrated at this whole thing #so i cut a friend off recently.. told them in a *very* heated message how i felt about all the terrible shit they'd said and done recently #and demanded they do not try to contact me anymore and blocked them immediately after #no surprise 5mins later i got two anons from them in my inbox trying to start a fight however i blocked the IP after those two #i even went so far as to disable my webpage for a few days to try and deter them both from sending anons and from stalking my page #and i shouldnt have had to unblock them to tell them for the second time to leave me alone and to stop trying to start things with me #because the last time we argued it was six weeks of emotional damage that i am still really messed up from #after all this it was radio silence - or so i thought #because i've received word now twice that this person has been saying untrue things to friends of friends #trying to start drama and rumours all because i cut them off and they didn't get that fight and that last word they so desperately need ? #i just…why? why why why? why does everything have to become a drama? this is why narcissists scare me.. #it took me over a year to realize thats what they are and that id been manipulated so fucking bad.. which is nothing short of embarassing #the way this anxiety has been weighing on my chest lately and dulling my time here is something that shouldnt be happening #im so so tired of all of it.. the drama and the fights and the rumours.. i physically cannot go through this kind of thing again #idk if anyone is reading this but im sorry for being so absent and unresponsive and (often times) really negative on my blog #its just so hard to be happy and positive and excited when this potential drama is looming over me day after day ya know? #im trying to push through and be here because i genuinely WANT to be here but its so fucking exhausting sometimes im constantly paranoid #i pray things will come to a rest and nothing will explode bc mentally i cannot take it anymore and i wont be sticking around in that case #i refuse to put myself through the emotional trauma that nicole put me through again. i REFUSE. so if i suddenly deactivate this is why. #but i wont be going down alone thats for sure #c.text

[buckttommy]

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#nbnc #It wasn't about you. I believe you #but there are things we actually need to talk about #so I need you to come off anon when you can #Belief is the easy part. It's the everything else that's complicated #I understand your reticence to come off anon. I do #but this has to be a mutual thing; a discussion rather than you just dumping things on me and then leaving #So take your time and think about it #I'll still answer your messages #but I have things to say too that this medium doesn't really allow for #so keep that in mind. Okay? We're good. I'm good. You're good. It's all good. Just hit me up if/when you can. #I swear it's okay

[bestiarum]

i luv dandelion's little spying interlude in oxenfurt so much. but why does it have to be intercut with ten pages of the most boring political conversation in the world. i really dont give a hoot if king henselt wants to attack nilfgaard from across the yaruga or whateverrrrr theyre saying. bring back the funny man.

NO LITERALLY THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT LMFAO i'm always like. yes i get it important plot stuff but WHERE is geralts stupid dandy of a sidekick. that whole thing with djikstra where they are both lying for 99% of the entire conversation and they both know it is just. chefs kiss sdhfjks also i need the whole scene after jaskier walks through the window tattooed on my back adljfhlsjk

#philippa elihart looking at shani and shani smiling geralt being flustered jaskier having the time of his life. #chefs kiss i tell you!! #also pspspsps come off anon so we can chat about this more i NEED someone to talk to about these books kdjjsfls #or stay on anon but pls DO interact <333333 #this ask made my evening :) #the witcher #kashmircastiel.answers

[yueebby]

Dying thinking about gojo literally pinning and hardcore simping for reader, literally showering reader in praise, flattery and gifts because he no longer gives a damn about hiding his feelings, almost proposing to reader whenever he can and reader's just... completely clueless about it💀 and she thinks it's just gojo being friendly. Poor man would be absolutely devastated when he goes one day "[name] i'm in love with you" and she just goes "me too, i love all my friends!" 💀

she loves me, she loves me not! — gojo satoru x fem!reader

contents. fluff, lovesick!gojo (what’s new), highschool!gojo, he’s pathetic but in love your honor, oblivious!reader, ooc gojo i got carried away soz

notes. anon, when i first read your ask i literally started giggling and kicking my feet. that. is. so. gojo coded.

“please reject gojo and put him out of his misery,” utahime implored, taking hold of both of your hands. you think she’s asking, no, begging you to. beside her, shoko nods vigorously. 

“but why?” you furrow your eyebrows, perplexed by their sudden request. “i can’t reject someone who doesn’t like me.”

shoko giggles at your comment. her laughter only wanes when she notices the dead serious look on your face. “... you seriously have no idea what we’re talking about?”

“not really,” you shrug, criss-crossing your legs to find some comfort on the hard wooden floor in shoko’s small dorm. it was late, past midnight, and the three of you had a shared mission tomorrow, but for some reason your two friends managed to rope you into their drinking circle.

utahime and shoko exchanged a significant glance, their unspoken communication raising your curiosity. utahime takes a long sip of her beer. 

“hopeless. they’re both hopeless,” your short haired brunette friend lamented, pinching her nose bridge. it leaves a faint pink mark.

intrigued, you lean in closer towards the two, “care to elaborate?”

“you’ve never once questioned satoru’s borderline inappropriate behavior?” shoko asks you earnestly. you ponder for a moment, trying to recall any moments in the two years you’ve known the snow-haired boy.

“satoru is satoru…” you mumble, shaking your head in denial. 

utahime’s eyes bug comically. she slams her can of beer harshly on the ground. you wince at the loud noise of the metallic can hitting the floor.

“you’re kidding. even i can see through that jerk!” utahime’s black pigtails sway wildly. 

“[name], how about what happened in shinjuku last week on our day off?” shoko quietly reminds you of last weekend when the two of you along with satoru and suguru decided to empty your pockets in one of tokyo’s largest entertainment wards. 

utahime’s head whips back and forth from her best friend to you, “eh? what happened?!”

from behind the dressing room curtain, you voiced your concerns, “shoko, i don't think we can afford designer clothes on our student budget.” the cream-colored silk dress you wore clung to your body, its price tag undoubtedly surpassing a year's worth of your student earnings.

“don’t worry your pretty little head about it,” shoko’s voice carried a knowing smile. “just come out and show me the dress!” you think satoru’s carefree attitude is rubbing off on her.

with a nervous sigh, you emerged from the dressing room. the dress fit like a glove, accentuating your body in just the right places.

bright flashes from shoko's phone startled you, and she chuckled deviously while rapidly typing. she tossed her phone onto a luxurious cushion, and you couldn't help but feel a sense of exposure.

“you look so sexy. even better than the model.” she gives you two thumbs up, eyes roaming your figure. you feel flushed at her praise.

“as flattered as i am, there’s no way i can afford this,” you look down at the dress, lips downturned. “i’d be in debt for life.”

“no need to worry,” shoko winked, leaving you confused. given that her income was similar to yours, it didn't make sense for her to be able to even dream of shopping designer.

a soft thud interrupted your conversation. you turn around to see a blue lollipop rolling on the expensive carpeting of the store.

“suguru, are my eyes deceiving me or is that an angel?”  satoru's mouth is wide open as he shamelessly checks you out. he takes one of his hands and places it over his heart, gripping the fabric of his white shirt. the windbreaker he is wearing rustles at his dramatic movement.

“i think… i’m experiencing a heart attack! shoko help!” he kneels in the middle of the store dramatically. shoko shares an unamused look with suguru. the pair nod before simultaneously kicking satoru.

during all of the commotion, you stand awkwardly in the million yen dress. 

“satoru, are you okay?” you watch him take the two blows from your friends, concern evident in your voice. he grunts softly before gently taking ahold of your hand.

“no,” he croaks with a playful glint in his eye. “i’m wounded and there’s only one way to fix it.”

you look at him, your gaze heavy with concern.

“i’m afraid you’ll have to kiss me for the pain to go away.” he added, blinking at you expectantly with his blue eyes.

 you lightly shove him away from you. “you’re an idiot.” satoru laughs loudly.

“that’s what love does to a man.”

“yeah, yeah. i’m going to change out of this dress, don’t get into any more trouble while i’m gone.” 

 satoru’s grip on your hand strengthens, halting your actions.

“how much?”

“excuse me?”

“the dress. how much for it?” he stands up to his full height, reminding you of the obvious height difference between the two of you. 

you're at loss for words. gojo was crazy, but definitely not crazy enough to spend a million yen on a silly dress.

shoko happily chimes into the conversation. “one million yen. it’ll be two million yen with the rest of my purchases though!” 

suguru’s calm demeanor is replaced with shock. the black haired male’s jaw drops, “two million– satoru, you’re seriously not thinking about–”

“hah? who said i’m paying for your stuff?” gojo makes an ugly face at shoko.

she raises her hands innocently, “it’s not my fault the dresses come in a set. if you want to see your beloved [name] in that dress you’ll have to pay for mine as well.”

you watch shoko and satoru engage into a silent argument. the tension in the fitting room section is so thick, you think it’ll take a special grade weapon to slice through it.

trying to alleviate the mood you tell gojo, “satoru, you really don’t have to–”

“i’m buying you that dress.” 

“o-okay.” 

half an hour later, satoru happily strolls out of the store with an arm around your shoulder like he’d just won the lottery.

perhaps gojo is just naturally flirty, you had tried to reason to shoko and utahime.

it’s been a week since the eye-opening conversation with the two and you’ve found yourself on cleaning duty with said snow-haired boy. it was a miracle that satoru even showed up. he had a tendency to skip his turns, often resulting in a long lecture from yaga.

as the two of you worked silently in the empty classroom, you couldn't help but admire the setting sun. its golden rays painted the sky with hues of pink and orange, casting a warm glow over everything. unknowingly, while you gazed at the sky, gojo's gaze was firmly fixed on you.

breaking the silence, he asked, "have you ever thought about getting married?"

his question caught you off guard, causing you to momentarily pause from wiping the windows.

“not really,” you replied, biting your lip gently. “unless my family decides to arrange a marriage. you know how unforgiving the world of jujutsu sorcery is.”

gojo's grip on the broom tightened, his eyes locking onto yours with a newfound intensity.

"we should get married y'know," he blurted out.

the piece of cloth you were using slipped from your hand in shock. surely, he couldn't mean what he was saying. after all, the two of you were only second years.

“what?”

“i’m saying i think i’m in love with you.”

“oh.” 

silence engulfs the room once more before a soft giggle escapes your lips.

satoru can only watch, entranced.

“that’s good to hear! i love you too– and suguru and shoko! perhaps the four of us should all just get married.” you chuckle into your hand.

satoru can't help but stare at your hand in envy. perhaps if he were the palm of your hand, he’d be able to feel the touch of your lips.

but he couldn’t. he was cursed as a man with an overpowered innate technique, and despite it all he couldn’t even gain the one thing he desired. gojo satoru watched you, eyes filled with a mixture of longing and defeat.

his devastation does not go unnoticed by you.

you were under the impression that he was grumpy because yaga had forced him into cleaning with you.

"cheer up, satoru! if we finish early enough," you continue, your tone highspirited, "we can go to the new crepe shop that opened last week. my treat!" you winked, and that immediately caught his attention.

“like a date?” his eyes sparkled with hope.

you shrug, a smile on your face. “i suppose if you look at it from a certain perspective…”

“great, it’s a date!” 

good things come to those who wait, satoru thinks, humming happily as he starts to sweep the room at an inhumane pace.

maybe in ten years time the two of you will be happily married with eight kids, he smiles to himself.

#kt.writes.·:*¨༺ #gojo fluff #gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru x y/n #gojo satoru x you #gojo x reader #gojou satoru x reader #gojou satoru x you #jjk fluff #jujutsu kaisen fluff #this is me coping bc of the leaks

[weapon-turned-jack]

People are hypocrites for being anti proshippers but villain romanticizers. Reason #42267 I hate people.

#My friend do you need to talk to someone? #Are you ok? #No hate but you appear to have a lot of anger and I have no clue why I am the one you come to but if you wanna chat you can come off anon #We could have a civil private chat but this blog is a bout a little boy #nothing with shipping

[therootednomad]

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#all day I’ve been thinking about the anon who sent me love! #I’m too curious of a person for anons tbh I need to know who you are !!! #i wonder if it’s a mutie #do I know you? #do we talk? #if yes then why are you on anon? #if no then pls come off it so we could become besties? #yes it’s that deep

[funshape]

if they had tumblr in spongebob times

🧽 bubbleblowingbuddy Follow

who wanna go jellyfishing after work? just got a new net 😄

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🗿squidwords Follow

my fucking god can you guys not read the text under my art posts IF YOURE GONNA LIKE MY ART FUCKING REBLOG IT. LAST TIME IM GONNA SAY THIS if i catch you liking and not reblogging under my next self portrait series i’m gonna start getting REAL BOLD with that block button istg

#and squilliam if ur reading this which i FUCKING KNOW you are #stop block evading i know you’re making new accounts to stalk my blog on #come off anon and stop vagueing me on main #I KNOW you’re sending your followers to send anon hate #and no i WILL NOT forget what you did to me #at the bikini bottom talent show #YOU NASTY LYING BITCH.

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going here once would fix 90% of this sites userbase forever

#texasposting

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⭐️ rock-star638226 Follow

the group chat is bullying me over my room setup and i can’t take it anymore please tell me this doesn’t look like something from r/malelivingspaces please. pplease

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🦑 squill-i-am Follow

can we talk about how pathetic the people on this site who post their art and then go “REBLOGS > LIKES!!!! DONT LIKE WITHOUT REBLOGGING!” under it are like seriously omfg deeeeply unappreciative selfish behavior are you 12. sorry not everyone wants to put your shitty oil paintings from your 5 follower art blog on their mutuals dashes i guess. and your art is probably ugly as barnacles if you need to beg for reblogs on it to get any amount of traction on it anyway, just saying😭

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🦀 krusty-krab-money-grab Follow

Hey anyone else working the afternoon shift rn just see a little green thing run past the cash register? what was that

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🦠 rate-the-chumbucket-5stars-onyelp Follow

DHRHEH THFORUMELA ITS THE FORUMEUAR THE THRREAL FORMULER I FUCKING GOT IT QUICNQUICK REBLOG THIS BEFORE THOSE CAPITALIST FREAKS AT THE KRUSTY KRAB SEND A CEASE AND DESIST GET THIS EVERYWHERE CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM NEWS GET THEFUCKIGN WORD OUT THIS IS WHAT THEY DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW GO GO GO

#krusty krab critical #anti krusty krab #secretforumlagate

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🐋 pearlygirlie Follow

turning off anon for a while because oomf is in some sstupid drama and now i’m catching strays for it. mutuals can contact me on discord if you want i’m not saying anything about my stance on the situation because either way i’ll get hate for it. this website sucks

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yes oomf is my dad.

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#anon #ik you’re a solo louie #but i honestly find that discourse boring #harry doesn’t NEED to talk about 1d or the boys publicly #you don’t know what he does privately #honestly i like the gestures from liam and niall but they do sometimes come off as preformative #louis doesn’t need to talk about harry or 1d in interviews if that’s what you’re talking about #he has the free will to blacklist those questions #sure it would be nice but wouldnt everything if we could have it our way