#come to quark's

[iamthecutestofborg]

I look at this picture and all I can see is a lovely couple. They look like they have been happily married for ten years and my brain will not allow me to perceive it any other way.

#ds9 #star trek #star trek deep space nine #quark #julian bashir #quank #come to quark's #quark's is fun

[tellioari]

Dye Blocks + NEW Dye Blocks :3c

Btw, if you know of any mods that add dyed things, like Quark with the Runes and Create with their seats, let me know! I want to make our dye mods compatible with most major mods. Also including the gradient :3c

#minecraft #minecraft mods #modded minecraft #pixel art #mc #mineblr #dyes #suggest things please #I know of #Quark #create #uhh #idk what else honestly nothing is coming to mind #l and el's dye mod

[star-trek-fandom-confessions]

#472

"the ds9 fandom is weird about quark..."

#buddy you have no idea #the STAR TREK fandom as a whole is weird about quark #and we love it #crew come be unnormal about quark with me #confession 472 #star-trek-fandom-confessions #star trek #deep space nine #quark

[jvlianbashir]

jake canonically going to their little railing over the promenade almost every day because he misses nog when nog is away at the academy. tearing up. crying. sniffling.

#also quark and odo coming along to comfort (well odo comforts. quark is quark) him about it #and then talking like a married couple worried about their sad kids #star trek #ds9 #nog #jake sisko #doctor's log

[garaks-padded-bra]

Who has the most fuckability on DS9? And don't say Dax because Dax is a different category altogether :3

look me in the eyes and tell me the answer isnt quark . From sheer quantity of hoes alone

#come on #come on! #ds9 #star trek #quarkfuckers #unite #ds9 quark

[star-trek-smash-or-pass]

Grilka

No propaganda submitted.

#star trek #ds9 #star trek ds9 #grilka #polls #smash or pass #WHAT A CHARACTER TO COME BACK WITH!!! easiest smash vote of my life tbh. call me a quark kinnie the way grilka is my wife #also most obvious character ever to not need propaganda. canon IS her propaganda!!!!!

[loquaciousquark]

@thievinghippo told me to think about Astarion's parents for my last fic, and while I couldn't find a place in the narrative to fit in my musings, I now can't STOP thinking about his parents.

My guys, I think they adored him. I think he was the light of their eyes and he was charming and funny and genuinely happy, and I think he took being a magistrate really seriously and earnestly until it killed him. I think he wanted to make his parents proud and I think they were so, so proud of him right up to the moment he died, and I think that shattered them in a way they never recovered from.

And then I started thinking about how long elves live, and I wondered if maybe, many decades later, they might come back briefly through Baldur's Gate. I wondered if maybe Astarion's mom goes downstairs one night in some nice tavern and looks across the crowded room and sees her little boy sitting at the corner table with some stranger. Looking exactly like he did the day he died, of course, this living ghost, except his eyes are red now and his hair's bone white and when he laughs, it's cold and cruel and mocking. He was never cruel before.

I wondered if maybe she watches him for a while, that night and the next night and a few nights after that, and she sees the way there's no warmth behind the pretty smiles, no heart to any of the sweet seductions, nothing behind the eyes but a blank wall. I wondered if she thinks maybe about how he used to come running to her with a fistful of wildflowers when he was really little, or maybe when she used to comb out his curls for him every night at bedtime because his hair always got so tangled when he played outside, or maybe the first time she caught him as a young man kissing someone behind their home and he laughed and covered his face and blushed at the embarrassment. He never blushes now.

And then maybe, after a week or so, on their last night in the city, she casually tells her husband as they're getting ready for bed that she saw someone who looked like Astarion downstairs. Her husband gets really quiet, the way he always does when they talk about the son they lost, and she knows he's thinking about the way years leap by in an instant, and the way sometimes they slow and stop and never really start again. And maybe he says something a little dangerous, something a little agonizing, like, "You don't think..."

"No, no," she says gently, and maybe she meets his eyes in the vanity mirror, and maybe she reaches up over her shoulder and takes his hand. "He just looked like him, that's all."

#astarion #baldur's gate 3 #you don't make a deal with cazador to stay alive #unless you like being alive #and in a world with a manifest variety of reachable afterlifes (afterlives?) #you must really like the life you currently have to stick around for it #bg3 spoilers #quark rambles #coming back to add he has a headstone in the same plot as a bunch of nobles #you don't get those if you aren't grieved by SOMEONE

[cerise-on-top]

Fasching with König

Because today is Faschingsdienstag, I just had to write something for him on that day! Today is the only day I can post this, afterwards I'll have to wait over a year again! Fasching is an Austrian holiday that is essentially the last day before fasting for 40 days, so people go all out with food and drinks and festivities, they even dress up in costumes! It's not nearly as fancy as what some other countries have, but it's tradition! Besides, who am I to say no to a Krapfen with König!

Mentions of alcohol, but König is Austrian, so what did you expect?

First off, he hates going to the city during that “holiday”, there are far too many people, the crowds are way too big and it’s too loud for his liking as well. The only reason he’s taking you to the city on that day is so you can experience more of Austria with him. At least that’s what he tells you, in reality he just really wants to go eat a Langos or two and drink a few beers. No one would judge him for that on Fasching, there are crazier bastards out there than him. He’s never been a fan of Fasching, not even when he was a kid. The only reason he looked forward to that day was because he could go home from school earlier than usual. But other than that Fasching had always irritated him. He was never one for playing dress up either.

He couldn’t say he was surprised when you came up to him, demanding for the two of you to dress up as something. The most König would do on his own would be to put on a pair of bee feelers on top of his head, but he would never consider putting on a full costume. Not only was there a chance people would stare at him, but he’d feel awkward as well. Besides, which place would actually sell a costume in his size? Not a common one. You’d need to be a bit annoying for him to put on more than just bee feelers. He’s more willing to play dress up with you as long as you put on something as well, though, even if it still wouldn’t be anything too fancy. If he can find one, he might put on a Winnie the Pooh onesie, but only because it’s somewhat comfortable, somewhat warm and because there are weirder people than him out there.

He’d hate seeing the Faschingsumzug, but he’d tolerate it just for you so you can see all the wagons together and comment on all the costumes. The music is far too loud, there are people surrounding him on every side and he still hasn’t had a single drink yet. Tragic. You might wanna hold onto his arm before you’re being swept away by the crowds. Although König usually isn't one for PDA, in this case he’d prefer to keep you close. It keeps him a bit calmer and you’re not getting lost in a city or town you barely know. You can drag him around all you want, though, he’ll comply, even if he might roll his eyes a bit whenever you wanna go take a closer look at some of the other costumes and wagons. However, get ready to be dragged to one of the nearest stands for a few Langos. They’re not amazing, nothing special in the slightest, but they’re not bad either. He’ll pay for them, naturally. You can choose between a regular Langos, a Toast Langos or even a Käsekrainer Langos. König will likely have eaten all three due to his massive appetite, but you’re more than welcome to take a bite out of them as well.

Once it’s finally getting a bit later and the masses are starting to disperse, that’s when König will be a bit less grumpy. He gets to finally go to a bar with you and drink to his heart's content, his highlight of the day. You can drink whatever you want, from soda to Pago, from Spritzer to Jägermeister, he’ll always go for a few beers. While he might seem a bit grumpy at first, once he’s had his first beer he’s a bit more cheerful, König just really hates big crowds. However, he got to spend another day with you, which is all he could ever want. While you’re sitting at the bar he might take out a few Krapfen for the both of you to enjoy as well. Might joke about getting some Heringsschmaus with you the next day, even if you don’t like fish. It’s tradition, it’s part of the Faschingszeit, but that doesn’t mean he’s a big fan of it either. No, he much prefers the Krapfen you can eat during Fasching. Not big on fasting, he loves beer and meat too much to give up either of those things and won’t even do so if you ask him to. He’s a simple man, he knows what he wants and he knows what he likes. You can pry his Schweinsbraten from his cold dead hands, and even then he’d put up a fight.

Although König loves spending time with you, he will be glad once Fasching is over and once you finally voice the thought of going home. He’s tired from all the people and the alcohol makes this situation only slightly better. Even so, despite all of that, he’s looking forward to the next holiday, proper or not, he can spend with you. Due to him having drunk some beers, he’ll likely stay in bed a bit longer the next day. A perfect opportunity to snuggle up to him for a bit. Afterwards you can discuss what you would like to eat together.

#cod #cod x reader #könig #konig #könig x reader #konig x reader #I was so unhappy when I had to go through town today and there was no way through so I had to go around town to get home #I was so incredibly pissed about that #but hey my father made Gulasch today! and he put a blueberry quark strudel in the oven! it was so creamy and good! #so food wise today was amazing for me! #I even wore some cat ears at wok. the other apprentice and me were the only ones who “dressed up” today which was a shame #even though he only wore devil horns and that's it so nothing big either #but there are people who dress up entirely! but you barely see couple's costumes here. I saw none today in all honesty #I saw a lot of ladybugs though! a few bees! piglets! sunflowers! #it's a colorful festival! but a lot of people drink on this day so not a lot of them will be at work tomorrow! good #the only reason König would love this holiday would be because of the beer #you guys don't understand just how much alcohol Austrians drink we're far far above the EU average #the state I live in is far above the Austrian average as well my father told me today #so yeah we drink lots and lots of alcohol. beer for the most part but Spritzer is also really popular. Spritzer is superior though #beer is just disgusting and gross. I've tried it once and it was so bitter. but this is coming from someone who likes Jägermeister haha #I didn't get a Krapfen today though which is so incredibly sad :( Maybe some other time but it won't be a Faschingskrapfen :(

[hypertechnica]

been watching ds9 over the past couple days, not that far into it yet. why are odo and quark like that

#ds9 #deep space nine #odo #quark #quodo #star trek #old news i know. but come on #rainspeak

[iamthecutestofborg]

The fun thing about Quark is he really has no established pattern of behavior. What will he do in this episode? Will he be selfish or heroic? Will he be a wise, pithy king or a bigoted asshole? There's no answer. It doesn't even really matter. Quark stans are gonna stan no matter what he does.

#come to quark's #quark's is fun #quank #quark #ds9

[hooved]

i keep forgetting that i never uploaded this clip to here of the absolute worst sound quark has ever made

#how did this sound even come out of him. like i know ferengi screech and scream and hiss and all that #but i mean armin shimerman. as an actor #someone on twitter said he sounds like a goose getting strangled lmao #star trek #quark #video #loud /

[youngpettyqueen]

I wish Julian and Martok would interact more cause I think they could have the funniest possible dynamic. they spent 5 weeks together in a Jem'Hadar prison I just know they have a friendship that looks fucking INSANE from the outside looking in

#star trek: ds9 #julian bashir #martok #Martok: we are like blood brothers. we suffered the horrors of the Jem'Hadar together. our bond is unshakeable #Julian: in other words we're besties <3 #Julian is the only doctor Martok will listen to and even then he only listens to him like 50% of the time #he'll ignore whatever Julian says right up until Julian gets right into his face and starts ordering him cause he's HAD IT #and then Martok laughs heartily and goes 'MAY YOUR SPIRIT NEVER BE TARNISHED DOCTOR' #and he slaps Julian on the back so hard he knocks him over #they get drunk on blood wine and belt out Klingon operas until Quark gets Odo to throw them both out of the bar #they'll occasionally talk about their prison time and everybody around them who can hear them is. so very concerned #Julian: what was my record for shortest time between solitary confinements. less than a minute? #Martok: yes they took you out and you spat at them and they threw you back in. that was the moment I knew you had the soul of a Klingon #Julian: aw <3 #Jake sitting three seats away: YALL GOOD? #Julian joins a Klingon mission with Martok and when they come back he's dishevelled and high on painkillers and Martok is carrying him #Julian: hi :) I got blown up #Martok: he was wounded in GLORIOUS BATTLE he did his ancestors proud #like hear me out. theyre besties #and its fucking hysterical

[autumn-trekking]

Garak gives round in a shape language sense but he is not “friend” shaped. Like what’s that line? I’m not fragile like a flower, I’m fragile like a bomb? Garak is bomb shaped.

#thank you for coming to my ted talk #elim garak #Garak is so important to me #he’s in my head for at least 8 hours a day #he has shifts #and when it’s not him it’s Quark #Odo works part time #ds9 thots #ds9 #autumn trek posting

[thresholdbb]

I'm a Kai Winn apologist but not because I think she's a good person. She's a compelling tragic character

#Winn is a pawn of the prophets #they purposefully did not talk to her #even quark has an orb experience #but the Kai doesn't get one word #she is holding onto her faith by a string and the wormhole aliens put her in that position for their own gain #the prophets are like lol snip snip bitch #they put her through hell because they needed her to bring the reckoning with the pah wraiths #she's ambitious and calculating yeah but she also lived through the worst of the occupation #plenty of people come out of trauma with negative attributes #it doesn't excuse her behavior but maybe it explains some of it #she really does just want what's best for Bajor #through the worst of it she still believes #the prophets are more ambitious cold and calculating than Kai Winn is #her crisis of faith happens because she finally gets word from her gods that she has been loyal to all this time #and it ends up being the pah wraiths and she still struggles to turn to their side #she was written as a grating character and they write her so well #star trek deep space nine #before ds9 goes off my radar for 3 months #Kai Winn #meta #I could have written that as a cohesive post and not a tag essay...

[marshwaters]

Currently in the process of retouching my old Quodo art, just to make them better for posting. He's some old doodles in the meantime though!

*"Odooo! Thank Blessed Exchequer!"

Also theres more Mosquodo/Odosquito to come, you guys are hilarious for those tags

#i think about how many times Odo left the station #almost dies or gets traumatized #and comes back to Quark #traditional art #art #ds9 fanart #odo ds9 #quark ds9 #Someone smart who can write Star Trek dialouge give me Quodo scenes to draw I never know what to fo with their speech bubbles

[loquaciousquark]

i called 911 today on my way to work because as i was driving on the interstate i noticed heavy smoke billowing out of what looked like a very nice shed in the parking lot of a church

the 911 operator connected me to fire dispatch and i said "i think there's a shed on fire in the parking lot of the church on the interstate by the baseball field"

and she said very kindly, "oh yes honey, that's st eliot catholic church, that's their meat smoker, they're making ribs, they do plates if you go by after lunch"

and then i remembered i live in the south.

#to be fair to me i have driven by that church monday thru friday since 2010 #and i have NEVER seen smoke coming out of that building before #but maybe i just really never hit it at the right time #quark rambles