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samipekoe · 3 months

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long izutsumi

#dungeon meshi #izutsumi #inutade #reblag for izutsumi to come into your house and break a vase over your head killing you instantly

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copypastus · 4 months

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Nothing gave me more whiplash IN MY LIFE than going from acowar to acofas.

Remember when Feyre closed the chapter on her relationship with Tamlin and wished him well? Coz the Inner Circle sure keeps forgetting.

#my art #acotar #acotar fanart #tamlin #rhysand #acofas #acowar #acofas is enemy mine #stop coming to his house to bully tamlin challenge #i don't care if rhys comes with an excuse to discuss the boarders he goes off over the MILDEST shit #'i don't want illyrian brutes in my lands'#DDDD: how dare you?????#dude you don't want illyrian brutes in your lands either i don't see them hangining out in velaris #the dudes who die en masse every blood rite coz they'd rather kill each other than climb a mountain #who mutilate their women and would rather discard a weapon if a woman touched it #yeah why wouldn't you want an army of those in your war ravaged lands truly a mystery #rhys coming in with “”“harsh truths”“” more like rhys being a petty bitch #tamlin saves his mate AND HIM from being hella dead without asking for anything back #lost all respect for him in that scene #dude's comepletely winning at life and still can't leave well enough alone #i don't need them to be friends again just stop coming to the spring court #pro tamlin #anti rhysand #anti inner circle

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tardis-technician · 3 months

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The key to enjoying Clara Oswald is to understand there is something so incredibly wrong with her. Like her and twelve are the inverse of ten and donna where they’d do anything for each other but it makes them both infinitely worse instead of better.

#donna: you can come home :)#clara: I stole your fucking house keys and I’m going to kill both of us #that scene where she calls her boyfriend’s death boring #ma’am are you ok #thinkin about them #clara oswald #twelfth doctor #paradox posts

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kujakumai · 4 months

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if marik ishtar used tumblr dot com he would have a normal cute blog that's all virtual pets and indie videogame fanart and his friends but he would also have an anonymous sideblog that's unreadable purple-on-black with a title like "GOD (SELF-DIAGNOSED)" where he just reblogs edgy aesthetic posts of knives while getting into the most insane 64-page-callout-google-doc internet shitfights you can imagine with people in his askbox. i drafted this post two weeks ago but if i had to think it you all have to read it

#so glad the ygoverse got wifi in 1999 so marik can have 30 sockpuppets for the drama #and no its not yami mariks blog. yami marik doesn't use the internet. he just comes to your house and kills you in real life

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thatonedudeinthecorner · 21 days

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Shawn Spencer and Will Graham would be enemies to best friends because he would be the only one to believe that Will didn’t kill anyone and he would go “it was probably like Hannibal or someone lmao he LOOKS like he kills people” and Will would be on his hands and knees like “PLEAAAASE”

@gargoyl3city they’re so silly

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puppyparkmoving · 9 months

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Autistic selfshippers u are amazing and your f/o adores you and they love hearing you infodump and seeing how happy your special interests make you. They love your collections and passions. They love your stims and expressions. The way you talk and the way you are. They love you completely and entirely. You are perfect to them not in spite of your autism and symptoms but just entirely and unconditionally!

#allistics if u fucking touch this like omg sooo me but i have depression; adhd; anything not autism.... i will fucking come to your house #and kill you in your sleep #happy disability pride month my autistic beloveds #self shipping community #self shipping #self ship #self ship imagines #selfship community #selfshipping community

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overly-hubristic-mad-scientist · 6 months

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Meg is definitely more forgiving than me because if I found out my fiancé and his boyfriend killed my dad, brought him back to life, and was indirectly responsible for having him locked up and lobotomized I think I’d actually just kill them

#meg halsey #reanimator #dan cain #herbert west #that’s not even mentioning the fact that all this indirectly lead to her DEATH (and kinda The Scene but that’s Hill’s fault really)#I’d be mad with rage and a vengeful spirit #Even after I died I’d come back to haunt the dreams of those fuckers #And then That same fiancé who chose a random guy over you and killed/medically experimented on your dad and got him lobotomized #And indirectly killed you ended up killing/snatching the body parts of so many other young women JUST to Frankenstein you back together #And then his boyfriend also steals your heart to do fucked up science with #I’d at least become a ghost who haunts the house or the university or something #Bride of reanimator

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rowanmuppet · 1 year

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THEM!! I haven't posted on here in a while oops anyways I have decided to actually put at least a little effort into my art starting with this. I think I will redraw the one of Mischa from before but better

#ride the cyclone #rtc #jane doe #jane doe rtc #art #mischa bachinski #noel gruber #talia rtc #ocean oconnell rosenberg #digital art #ricky potts #if you ask where ocean is I will come to your house and personally kill you

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chazuramen · 2 years

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had to draw the siblings ever asap

ID under keep reading

1st picture: Luz and Hunter are out looking for Belos and are walking to the right. Luz is walking first, she is wearing a titan mask and Eda’s jacket and is carrying a red baseball bat. Hunter is walking behind her in pajamas and an owl mask. He is carrying a red rake over his shoulder defensively and is looking around. Behind them is the blue toned forest and a figure is looking at them from the back.

2nd picture: Luz is smiling with her eyes closed as she comforts Hunter by making him lean on her side. Hunter has pulled his owl mask off and is revealed to be crying.

#the owl house #the owl house spoilers #toh spoilers #luz noceda #hunter wittebane #hunter toh #hunter nOCEDA #the owl house fanart #fanart #illustration #my art #hottest fits for when you gotta beat the shit out of your local eldritch dictator #anyway this ep killed me why wont january come sooner #czrmArt

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frobby · 3 months

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I know this anime only canon but rin should have mauled shiratori reiji for driving a fucking truck through the side of his house

#Rin is too nice he should be meaner #'Aw man I'm glad you're okay!' RIN HE TRIED TO KILL YOU AND HE TOOK OUT ONE OF THE WALLS OF YOUR HOUSE!!!! KILL HIM!!!!!!#I bet his parents paid for that #Yukio gets home in the morning to find 1/4 of the walls gone #And that's somehow the least of everyone's worries cuz Shiro just died #Crazy night for the South Cross Catholic Boys monastery #I'm kinda sad that shiratori is still possessed by astaroth I wanted him to come back in the timeskip #Bro imagine paku godaiin shiratori team up? Straight goated #Blue exorcist #Ao no exorcist #Rin okumura #Shiratori reiji

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capsensislagamoprh · 2 months

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Head cannon central.

As you know, I love the idea that Otabek comes from that OLD money. You'd have to look to see the signs, but they are there. So when he comes to stay with Yuri in his new apartment on a long visit, he low key puts things in there Yuri deserves, but would never get for himself.

One of said things? Yuri uses those Lipton tea bags in a cardboard box that's only good for poisoning your tulips and perhaps making long island iced. He says nothing, just suffers thrugh until Yuri has to go do something like ballet class.

Otabek goes shopping, with mutual agreement, so they can cut two birds with one skate. He gets all the things, including tea. He gets no less than eight of those fancy metal tins with different types of tea in each. The ones with like, twelve, maybe twenty silk pouches with fragrant blooms, herbs, and spices. Yuri is not ready for loose leaf, let alone custom blends. And he gets one very large box of cheep assed Lipton, because if that's what Yuri wants, that is what Yuri gets.

Yuri doesn't understand. Tea is tea. Until he sits with Otabek, watching movies, curled up under the same blanket, and smells the cinnamon and cream coming from Otabek's cup. When he thinks Otabek is not looking he steals a sip. Otabek goes to make himself a new cup. He's not getting that one back.

Yuri goes to dance class next week with a cherry blossom and honey tea in his reusable to go cup. Lilia starts to dig into him about coffee and how its not acceptable. Yuri explains it's tea, perhaps a little to enthusiastically. He promises to bring Lilia a cup tomorrow so she can try it too.

Next time Otabek drives Yuri to dance class. He's got the tea for Lilia. As he hands her a bag full of several metal tins with classical, elegant flavors, she sips from the cup Yuri gave her. It's almost enough to make up for that exhibition skate. Almost.

As Otabek stands off to the side, admiration for the art of ballet clear in the way he watches Yuri dance, or perhaps for her prized student himself, quietly saying he'd be happy to send her a subscription for whatever flavors she likes, or she can pick out ones she'd like to try - he'd like to make up for disappointing her all those years ago...

Then he tells her how he knew her, Yakov, and how he first met Yuri. She reluctantly agrees. Let it never be said she's above such fine gestures of recompense. Her time is valuable, after all.

When she gets home she tries the creamed earl grey. Perhaps he's not such a bad boy after all. Inflexible, yes, but there must be something to work with if he has taste like this.

The Lipton winds up staying in the cabinet for years. It makes Otabek smile every time he sees it. Unused, probably decayed to dust by now. They even move it into their new place. It only ever gets used on people Yuri doesn't like. Like his tutors, and that one time Victor pissed him off so much he wasn't speaking to him for weeks.

Otabek adds things. Yuri doesn't understand them, until he can't remember not using them always. Like when they curl up under the same blanket to watch movies with a cup of cinnamon cream tea.

#i am aware there is good Lipton tea.#I am specifically calling out that shit that SHOULD be good but you could kill your next life with #we have all come across that shit show of a box #YoI #Yuri on Ice #!!!#yuri plisetsky #otabek altin #otabek x yurio #otayuri #otayura #Lilia Baranovskaya #victor nikiforov #i am very sure everyone comes over to his house and he suddenly has less tea #Yuuri enjoys the tea #Otabek is best BF

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wilsonpussyindulgence · 4 months

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just read an interview where emerald fennell says saltburn is "gothic" and like..........no, it's not. it simply Is Not That.

you can't have a man fuck a grave and be like "ooh just like wuthering heights! this is gothic" because guillermo del toro and i are both going to fight you

#like......come on. saltburn spoilers ahead.#horror of love doesn't work because the narrative never decides if he did all this for Felix or for Saltburn #if he killed felix With His Hands in the Heat of the Moment maybe you have an argument. but not with poison in a preplanned murder #if the love was for saltburn then we should have gotten another gothic theme - the house as a character #the house as a character doesn't work because it simply isn't #i don't think we ever learned the actual layout of the house and it never was The Other in any scene #the walls aren't even the colors of his eyes!!!#horror of grief doesn't work because he's never out of control #he doesn't kill the others because he's out of his mind with grief. he was Always Gonna Do That.#and also your protagonist isn't an anti-hero because there is literally no point that you're rooting for him #ms fennell please tell me what you think gothic means #anyway what saltburn needed was - more homoeroticism more blood and more of him being a little sex freak #that probably still wouldn't have made it Gothic but it would have been an improved film

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saltypiss · 21 days

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I always find gun owners silly when they try to claim lacking deep intricate knowledge of guns means you shouldn't demand literally any protections from them.

Like buddy people may not know what an assault rifle actually is but does that even slightly fucking matter when it's a Point-and-Click Kill Tool?

Safety is always thrown to the wayside when people discuss why they believe guns ahould be banned, but then it's All About safety of self-defense with these people who have never shot a living target once in their lives, nor ever have been in any situation that required any need for such.

Perhaps we should not listen to those with a vested interest in the rather dangerous hobby. They seem to think having the wrong name of a gun stops the gun from killing anyone. They also seem to care about their safety over children's who are in fact dying in larger and larger numbers than these Larpers.

#gun control #ban em outright honestly #We ain't fighting back against our oppressors now come on let's quit that Larp #best we can do is another Jan6th but competant #but if we're actively FIGHTING the military????#your collection can be as impressive as you want #a bomb is a bomb #they win via Bombs #we lose via Bullet #who's gonna supply us with ammo seriously #your hunting trip might be well stocked but you're gonna need more than 2 mags or clips to stop the bomb falling on your house #self defense is still an absolute rarity with guns #and we kill each other with knives more than any other country #perhaps we should just not allow us an upgrade from knives

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agentark · 11 months

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