Please give us a Smythe-Smith concert in season 3 with terrible off-key versions of modern pop songs.
Give me Polin post-kiss/pre-engagement awkwardness because Colin is fully obsessing over Penelope to the point of stalking her at the concert & they’re both cringing at a screechy violin version of Mariah Carey’s “We Belong Together” or maybe Doja Cat’s “Kiss Me More.”
y’all remember that time when 1864th yjh stole a jacket from 1863rd yjh who copied it from 1864th yjh but without short term memory loss this time who stole it from kdj who got it to copy fictional yjh
Just for fun, what chaos do you think Hyacinth would add to the Jail scene
Oh. My. Word. My reaction upon seeing this ask:
Just picture the utter chaos...
Imagine Benedict and Violet discussing the Sophie situation in sombre tones then Hyacinth pops up with her two cents.
Voilet almost goes apocalyptic with rage/worry, demanding to turn the carriage around. Meanwhile, Benedict in no circumstances is going to allow this carriage to be turned around for he will not allow Sophie to stay in jail for a moment longer.
So eventually it all dies down.
And then they get to the jail, and there's an arguement about Hycainth staying in the carrigae. Benedict doesn't bother to engage but runs in, leaving Violet in desperation wondering which hoodlum child she should pay attention to. After a stern word, and a slammed door, Hycainth is left pouting in the carriage.
Ofcourse she doesn't stay there.
During the jail scene, I can imagine Hycainth adding to the chaos by being like a spectator who is eating popcorn while the drama unfolds. She gives a couple punchy lines like,
"Oooh", Uh huh" and "Take that!" and "How dare she!"
Always being silenced by a stern look from her mother for about a minute before interjecting again.
Please just picture, 13 year old Hycainth being like a little kitten on the sideline, trying to punch Araminta and having to be held back by her mother, who screams,
"Hell yeah!" when Sophie punches Araminta.
Ahh the comedy...
Oh and ofcourse Benedict and Hycainth fight over Sophie in the carriage after...