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cannibalchicken · 2 days
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badjokesbyjeff · 9 hours
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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? 
(As told to be by a German colleague)
"One! Because we are very effective and don't have a sense of humor!"
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bebx · 3 days
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DoomReed crack because I love them. @vonxdoom
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CLUELESS 1995 — dir. Amy Heckerling
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thedankmemes · 2 days
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filmgifs · 9 hours
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JENNIFER’S BODY (2009), dir. Karyn Kusama
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and-corn · 7 months
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are evil dragons really evil, or are they just vitamin D deficient?
(pt 2)
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guys I just found the greatest video on the internet
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shutinthenutouse · 6 months
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cannibalchicken · 2 days
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badjokesbyjeff · 6 hours
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A young blonde girl from California in her late teens, who moved to Texas, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy woman" and started canvassing a nearby up scale neighbourhood. 
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch" he said. "How much will you charge me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and brushes and everything she would need were in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"
"That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded.
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those blonde jokes."
A few hours later the blonde came to the door to collect her money. “You're finished already??" the startled husband asked. “Yes," the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her along with a $20 tip.
"Thank you," the gal said, "And, by the way, it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus…”
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bebx · 2 days
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a relationship should be 50/50 you talk about your blorbo, I talk about mine. our blorbos are our otp
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But I'm A Cheerleader (1999) dir. Jamie Babbit
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thedankmemes · 2 days
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