A young lady starts a new job as a cashier in an adult novelties store.
The boss gives her the run through "We have white dildos for $10 and bigger black dildos for $20. Got it?" She says she does, and he leaves. Her first customer comes in and the new clerk explains the options available. She chooses the white model, pays and leaves. The second customer wanders in. The clerk goes over the options with her, she purchases the black model and is on her way. Her third customer, a little old Polish lady, comes in some time later. The clerk describes both options, but the new customer asks "How much for the big red one on the wall?" The clerk gently explains the difference between the white and black models, but the customer is adamant about the big red one. When the customer offers the clerk $100, she accepts it. The boss eventually returns and asks how the day went. The clerk replies "Good! I sold a white dildo for $10, a black dildo for $20 and your fire extinguisher for $100!"
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Sometimes, a cel bump just makes a scene feel disjointed and surreal.
...I think Shaggy knows exactly what’s goin’ on.
Carl the Animator: “Rude, Shaggy. Rude.”
Ted the Animator: “It’s rough when even your drawings are disapprovingly shaking their head at you.”
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Not Another Teen Movie (2001) dir. Joel Gallen
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Keepers at a zoo realized that a lone female gorilla that was recently brought in for habitation was badly in heat.
Because of this the gorilla was acting very amorous with the keepers every time they tried to feed her. So they figured if she just had sex that she might calm down.
It was then they approached a rather dumb janitor and asked him if he'd like to have sex with the gorilla for $500.
The janitor laid down three ground rules.
1: He didn't wanna have to kiss her.
2: He'd like her to be freshly washed.
And 3: He'd need another week to come up with the $500.
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Aries, Leo, and Sagittarius: *doing something stupid*
Virgo: *looks distantly out of the window*
Taurus: What’s wrong?
Virgo: The fire signs are doing something reckless, I can feel it
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Fr room full of plushies 😂
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little victories are still victories: ) #EthicalMemes
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Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
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Pure heart, but with an inability to read the room!
Cobra Kai 03x08
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So I found a Tweet where this happened and I just… my hand slipped? Yeah. Post reveal. Post Hawk Moo defeat. In relationship. 🥳 Tom adopted Adrien immediately and put him to work in the bakery. I personally think the “one eternity later” makes the entire comic 🤷♀️
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And you're a therapy friend.
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Attempt was made
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