#comedy AU

[happypeachsludgeflower]

tim drake is the ceo of wayne enterprise. dick and jason band together as superhero/supervillain duo to annoy him to no end.

#tim drake #jason todd #dick greyson #dc batfam #batfam is life #batfamily #totally not obsessed with batfam right now at all #batfam #red robin #red hood #nightwing #dc comics #fanfiction prompt #comedy au

[theprofessionalpromptmaker]

“Maybe it’s a good mood. Maybe it’s a manic episode.”

#mod poss #dialogue prompts #dialogue prompt #writerblr #original writing #writing inspiration #story prompt #creative writing #writing ideas #mental illness tw #comedy au #(me whenever i feel good)

[songofclarity]

We do just need a whole comedy version of MDZS.

Mianmian's "husband" is just Wen Qing in a mustache.

A lot of people faking their death to get out of awkward/bad situations.

Qin Su fakes her death to escape her husband and only Jiang Cheng is in on the plan except they are both terrible actors but everyone is too polite to say anything.

Jin Guangyao keeps setting up elaborate schemes to kill Nie Mingjue but Nie Mingjue keeps surviving them in very cartoonish, deus ex machina ways. Nie Huaisang finally catches on and paints Nie Mingjue to look like a fierce corpse after one particularly close call in order to give Jin Guangyao a final scare at Guanyin Temple.

Jin Guangyao stabs Wen Ruohan in a way that absolutely wouldn't kill him so Wen Ruohan thinks it's just a silly thing and pretends to die very dramatically. Half-dead Nie Mingjue is like "....." while Jin Guangyao thinks he honestly suceeded and starts celebrating. Wen Ruohan lies there quietly because he isn't sure what to make of this.

Wen Ruohan just kind of chilling in the back with a coffee and sunglasses in almost every scene but no one realizes its him.

Jiang Yanli faking her injury and death to get Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxian to bond over her. She goes on an extended vacation with Jin Zixuan afterwards.

Except her plan kind of backfires though when Wei Wuxian fakes his own death at the First Burial Siege to get out of Jiang Cheng yelling at him.

The Wen Remnants just put on purple robes and say they are Yunmeng Jiang cultivators when the siege reaches the top of the Burial Mounds and everyone just believes them.

Wen Ruohan and Wei Wuxian sitting in the back drinking coffee with their sunglasses on while everything unfolds.

Jin Guangyao actually getting killed at Guanyin Temple but no one believes him at first because people don't die in this story.

#found this in my drafts and LOL WHEN DID I WRITE THIS #has to have been over a year ago #i want this tho like desperately #past me sneaking some chengsu in there a+ #mdzs thoughts #comedy au #au

[auideas]

"Look, I'm sorry, it was a Freudian slip--" "Stop blaming him for EVERYTHING!"

The Never Book

#The Never Book #quote #blame au #argument au #comedy au #comedic au #dialogue #admin m #auideas relaunch #writing prompt #writing prompts #writing inspiration #writing idea #writing ideas #prompts #prompt #idea #ideas #story idea #story ideas #writing concepts #writing quote #writing help

[kingzombear]

Lil doodle between comms but I wanna expand on this concept, someone was like "what if they swapped personalities" and I was like 🤔

#tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc fanart #tadc pomni #tadc jax #tadc swap au #i guess??? #i just like the concept of pomni being a jester turning tragedy into comedy #and jax being more like a traditional rabbit; twitchy anxious prey ready to run #idk 🤷‍♂️ #bear king draws

[musinews76]

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#humor #comedy au #i laughed so hard

[silly-comics]

No way!! Another one?

#jokes #cartoon #comedy #funny #comic #digital art #art #nightmare sans #nightmare #dust sans #killer sans #sans undertale #sans au #sans #horror sans #horrortale #horror #dust #dusttale #dreamtale #azuredemcomics #azuredem

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

#funny #funny content #lol #funny memes #memes #comedy #meme #lol memes #rofl #tumblr #wrong number au

[charlietheepicwriter7]

S̶̤̋̉t̸o̶̝̍r̵̛͠m̸̠͌͝

Look, I know I promised a continuation of "Get in the Water," but I had this idea and just had to write it, okay? So this is the non-canon sequel, the canon one is still in progress.

They escaped. Batman dragged Damian's frozen body away from the Lazarus Pit and through the tunnels as Danyal's screams-sobs-wails echoed behind them. Eventually the sound ebbed away and they emerged to the surface.

A debrief was demanded from everyone; even Todd was in the Cave. Damian trembled, his only sign of distress, his mind stuck on Danyal's face, his brother's voice rebounding around his head.

Father's debrief had been rough. Damian could barely explain what happened, why he was drawn to the waters, why Danyal wanted to drown him. He'd only explained the Danyal was someone he'd killed while with the League, and Father was the only one to doubt his explanation.

Damian took the first opportunity to escape to the showers. Stripping down, Damian turned the faucet and the bathroom lit up bright green.

He flinched away, and when he opened his eyes, the water was just water. A stone sunk into his stomach.

The next day, while Father was consulting with Justice League Dark, Grayson and Drake returned to the caves for their own investigation of the Pits. And while they found the cavern--found by tracking the batarang Father threw--it was desert dry. There was no sign of Lazarus Water, nor did it look like it had ever been there.

That night, as Damian was washing his face before bed, he filled the sink basin with water. He turned away for one second, but when he looked back, he almost dipped his face under the green slime oozing out the spout. He bolted, and when he returned with a startled Father, the water had returned to normal.

Grayson insisted on taking him out for lunch the following day, citing that Damian needed a "break." Damian was furious, but allowed it; Justice League Dark was visiting the cave to discuss the... incident, and Damian wanted to interrogate them. He... he needed to know if that was really Danyal or not. If his sweet brother could have been twisted after his murder into that monster, that Siren crooning at him to choose to die.

He'd never contemplated the fate of his brother's immortal soul before. Had he done this to him? Could Damian had avoided this by killing him honorably, instead of cowardly poisoning Danyal so he'd pass away in his sleep?

Damian allowed Grayson order for him. He wasn't hungry. The clouds above swirled ominously as he followed Grayson to a nearby awning with a picnic bench underneath.

Grayson took a bite of his gyro. "So? How have you been coping these past few days?"

"I'm not an invalid, Grayson," Damian hissed, glaring. "I'm fine."

A frozen breath brushed across his ear. "Ĺ̶̥̲̪̀̐ỉ̷̢̜̚a̴̧͖͛r̶̺̫̾͗̃͜,̶͕̐" Danyal whispered in his ear.

Grayson didn't notice or hear Danyal's voice. "You see, I don't believe you. One of your dead League friends is supernaturally gunning for you, Dami; it's normal to feel out of sorts."

Damian scoffed. "Nothing about this situation is normal."

He looked down at his food and sighed. "Yeah, that's for sure. I'm sorry, Damian. I wish this wasn't happening to you."

"And I wish the creature would just attack already," Damian griped. "It's the waiting that will kill me, not that fake."

Like someone had been listening, the sky opened up and it rained green throughout Gotham.

#damian and danny are twins #dc x dp #dpxdc #dp x dc #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #c: damian wayne #c: bruce wayne #c: dick grayson #c: tim drake #everyone kept writing about how Damian would have been dragged under so i wondered what would have happened if he escaped #Danny promised to flood Gotham; now he might just do that #there's a surprising lack of jason in this #i'm imagining he's dodging his own supernatural IRS agent right now #specifically technus bc he'd piss jason off the most #while jason is experiencing rage inducing comedy Damian is experiencing the Horrors #get in the water au

[keferon]

Okay haha this is probably the laziest comic I ever did, BUT JUST CONSIDER

The quintessons arc from Cyberverse. But mixed with idw comic canon. Instead of Brainstorm/Perceptor or Deadend&Perceptor we can have all three of them & whatever stupid nonsense they can create

Don’t really know if I want to continue this thing. Eh. We’ll see

#transformers #mtmte #perceptor #lost light #cyberverse #maccadam #brainstorm #dead end #deadceptor #simpatico #the actual worst acronym name for any au imaginable #Are u ready #Transformers kfc au #Isn’t it beautiful #I’m a comedy god

[amielot]

Animal magnetism

#gimme a second gotta reblog my own art with the bonus image #cause tumblr wont let you upload more than 30 images lol #horse girl au #comedy #the sandman #dreamling #hob gadling #dream of the endless #centaur!dream

[theprofessionalpromptmaker]

Person A: Thanks for mansplaining that to me. Person B: You’re very welcome. I like to use my gender-fluidity to be the worst aspects of every gender. Person C: Gender, but for villains.

#mod poss #dialogue prompts #dialogue prompt #writerblr #original writing #writing inspiration #story prompt #creative writing #writing ideas #lgbt #comedy au #trans

[ghosts-and-glory]

okay i saw your cult of youtube au and I had an idea for kallamar

What if he plagiarized shit. idk it just feels like a kallamar thing.

and when the lamb calls him out he pulls out the ukulele apology video and starts crying

I CANNOT GET THE THOUGHT OF KALLAMAR GETTING THE UKULELE OUT OUT OF MY HEAD.

This is it, this is the worst fake thumbnail I’ve made so far. Genuinely, drawing Kallamar over Colleen Ballinger, had me repetitively getting up and walking around my room thinking about how I got here in my life.

I’m still dying on my “Kallamar having one of those shitty doctor YouTube channels” hill, but he definitely takes mad shortcuts and steals shit from others.

#my post #my art #cult of the lamb kallamar #cult of YouTube au #I’m sorry this is fucking stupid #my comedy is broken #ask

[auideas]

> Hey now, the whole point of shit posting in the group chat at 3AM is that other people DON'T take it seriously, even if the memes are incredibly suspicious and all point towards potential arson. >> Don't mess with the vibe. >>> DON'T KILL THE VIBE, NARK.

The Never Book

#the never book #quote #comedy au #comedic au #joke au #side character au #side character vibes #admin m #auideas relaunch #text au #texting au #group au #groupchat au #group chat au #nark au #arson au #grouptext au #group text au #writing prompt #writing prompts #writing inspiration #writing idea #writing ideas #prompts #prompt #idea #ideas #story idea #story ideas #writing concepts

[cryptocism]

You think just anybody can qualify for a crush on Superboy? There's a vetting process. You have to submit an application to the board.

I continue to draw the silly bits of Frequency (this one is from Chapter 5, if context is a thing you like to have)

#my art #dc #Young Justice #young just us #core four #frequency fic #too many thads au #tim drake #cassie sandsmark #kon el #conner kent #bart allen #thad thawne #thaddeus thawne #on the whole Frequency is probably a drama? genre wise? #but every once in a while i will write something that i think is funny and convince myself its a comedy #also enjoy the handwriting im trying to get better at quick n messy sketches so apologies if its hard to read

[ryssbelle]

Take it away penny!

#my art #dreamworks trolls #trolls 3 #trolls #trolls au #n2 au #not the only one au #trolls john dory #trolls floyd #spongebob ref #ive used this meme before but this is the best ive drawn it #i just love their dynamic #it makes for great comedy #a diamond shattering diamond hammer! #no john- #my favorite line in the movie #cuz technically hes right #if you had a diamond shattering diamond hammer is could open rhe diamond bottle #and it is a real thing #there are diamond tipped hammers made for shattering glass #and diamond is p brittle so im sure if they had one itd work #but ye