Yknow. I learned a few days ago that there is a surprisingly not minuscule fandom for the short skit series Welcome To The Table by Ben Brainard (which is basically about personified states discussing topical events together). And that there is not, in fact, a fandom for the short skits by Dr. Glaucomflecken (which is basically about personified medical fields / occupations working in a hospital together). I wish there was way more love for Dr. Glaucomflecken’s series. Please. If anyone has watched it before or watches it because of this post, please talk to me about it! I hyperfixated on it for a good while a couple months back, and am getting back into it.
Oswald: For far too long cult leaders have been much too focused on sleeping with everyone's wives, and that's why I'm here. Hi, I'm Oswald Cobblepot, and I'm an asexual with a huge ego.
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Ed: You came.
Oswald: You called.
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Ed: I am going to have to put on my fucking double seeing glasses because I can't even begin to see the amount of bullshit-!
Nicky gets Allison to re-enact Titanic scenes for the foxes on game night.
Nicky of course, plays Rose.
Allison plays Jack.
The foxes are Tortured by the sight of Nicky and Allison standing on a kitchen table, fan blowing in front of them, Nicky's 10 dollar red wig blowing in the air as he spreads his arms and they both scream the notes to the music.
For the sex in the car scene.. they use 2 anime body pillows and a strap on.. And then throw them at an absolutely HORRIFIED Aaron.
And then.. the Death Scene™️
Nicky is laying on the table, blue lipstick smeared all over his face.
Allison is clutching the table for dear life. She's fading..
Nickys crying "Jack.. JACK.."
All of the foxes are utterly absorbed in the cheap show.
Then.. Nicky looks up, stares at Kevin, pushes Allison's cold dead body off the table, climbs off his "raft",
And screams 'HUNK' as he launches himself at a crying Kevin.
Does... does anyone remember Mark Angel Comedy? That little youtube channel in Nigeria or somewhere with the little girl Emmanuella (i think her name was) and her uncle(?) Mark Angel? And they did little skits and funny ass videos? Cuz i just randomly remembered me, my dad, and my sister all giggling at it during random times and my mom walking in the three of us giggling like idiots. Does- does anyone remember those videos??
I've got a comedy sketch going in my head of Ted Raimi playing different roles he's done, all interacting with each other.
You've got Travis Hackett, the sheriff, arresting Chet Kaminski for disorderly conduct or public intoxication, in another cell down is Billy from Candyman swearing he didn't do anything, and Dennis Skinner playing harmonica blues at the end to which Travis tells him to "knock it off".
Bigger Ted fans can probably add to it, but I'm sure it would be a WAY funnier skit than the drivel on SNL these days.