For that 'Stars of Our Lives' AU - here's a script for a comic I'm never gonna do because it's just so much lmao-
The quality is so bad don't come for me
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Scenario: Luigi and Bowser stole a star. Mario is on chase. Cue Luigi jumping on some high platform, and Mario attempts to follow - but just can't seem to get up there
Luigi : Ha! I was always the better jumper!
Mario: Oh shut up! You know I'll find a way - besides! You and I both know your knees are killing you right now so catching up will be a breeze.
Luigi: You-
Bowser: *squinting*
Bowser: What did he mean by that.
Luigi: What did- nothing!
Mario: HE'S KNEES ARE FUCKED.
Luigi: NO?! STOP TALKING.
Mario: HE HAD A TRAINING ACCIDENT LAST YEAR AND THEY JUST NEVER HEALED RIGHT -
Luigi: MARIO STOP TALKING!
Mario: AND I SEE HOW PALE YOU ARE- YOU'RE NOT TAKING YOUR IRON. TRY GIVING SOME OF THAT TACKY JEWELRY A LICK EVERY SO OFTEN AT LEAST!
Bowser:
Bowser: MARIO. I WILL LITERALLY GIVE YOU BACK THE STAR IF YOU FORWARD ME LUIGI'S ENTIRE MEDICAL HISTORY.
Luigi: Wha- no! NO!
Mario: ...DEAL.
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Bakugou : "you sure took your sweet time getting here, nerd."
Deku : "I'm so sorry Kacchan!! A little girl lost her balloon on a high tree! And then there was that man who lost his wallet.. and the dog I helped find... B-but of course, those are just excuses, I... needed to be here when we set and I wasted your dear time- "
Bakugou : "Oh, wow. Since when you became the shitty mix of fucking Dora the explorer and a Deku?"
Deku : "You... seems less angry than what I had imagined you'll be... Still, I'm sorry, Kacchan. It won't happen again... I promise."
Bakugou : *pushing him away lightly* "Stop staring at me with those ugly huge green eyes of yours, creepy shitnerd! Been a blast, counted bird's shit, let's just go!"
*Stops for a moment, looking back on Izuku.*
bakugou : "And this time, we're not stopping on the way to help old people cross the damn road, or save fucking cats stuck on trees, or hug homeless people, Izuku."
Deku :*tears* "b-but Kacchan!"
Bakugou : *hiding his face with his hand* "Don't you even try it this time, Deku!! Your cheap manipulation won't work on someone like me-"
Deku : *holding his arm* but Kacchan! If someone ever going to be in danger you know you'll be the first one to save them, because you're always winning! You're amazing and the best hero!!"
Bakugou : *heart attack* Izuku-
Deku : *pointing down at the city* "Oh no, Kacchan! there's an old lady over there who needs help from the evil villain road!! if only someone amazing was there to help her... But since we in a hurry, I guess someone else will be winning this time.. what a pity."
Bakugou : *jumping from the roof* "AHHH?! PITY IN MY ASS! I'M THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO FUCKING WIN! NO HERO WILL WIN AGAINST ME!! I'LL CRUSH THEM ALL! WATCH IT, OLD PEOPLE, THIS HERO WILL BE WINNING!"
Deku : *jumping after him* "Don't you mean saving, Kacchan?? and slow down!! wait for me!! no fair!"
Bakugou : *Running to the road and taking a few old ladies in his arms like bags, yelling at cars to stay the fuck away.*
Bakugou : *Yelling* HAHAHA HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT, DEKU?! I'M ALREADY WINNING OVER YOUR SORRY ASS WITH 5 MORE SAVINGS THAN YOU! I'M GOING TO CRUSH YOU TILL YOU UNDERSTAND I'M THE BEST HERO ON THIS DAMN PLANET!!!
Deku : *sigh dramatically while he helps a little child find their missing parent* "...Holy all might. I just love him so much."
Kid : *hiding behind Deku, crying* "This villain is scary!"
Bakugou : "I AM A FUCKING HERO, YOU UNGREATFUL CHILD!!!"
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It's another wonderful Wednesday, which means it's time for issue three of Creative Curator!! Here's Creative Curator: Dine and Bash!!
Page One:
Panel one, top third of page:
Jade Wilson still stands triumphantly over the body of the defeated Chris Mass. Chris sits on the floor, fake beard pulled down around his neck, revealing black stubble. Jade holds the tube of wrapping paper from the last issue like a sword, resting the tip against Chris's throat. Chris looks a little nervous but mostly tired. The house is still in the same state of disrepair from the last issue, wrapping paper, Chrismass baubles and bricks littering the floor. Hivemind stands in the same place, still completely motionless. The kid and their parents are in the living room now, trying to watch TV, but Jade is in the way.
Chris: "Can I please leave now? It's been thirty days..."
Jade: "Not a chance."
Panel two, middle left ninth of page:
The kid's mom looks angrily at Jade.
Mom: "I think you should listen to him. We were fine with you and your weird friend standing in our living room at Chrismass, but we've been sick of you since New Years. January's almost over. Please leave already."
Panel three, center ninth of page:
Jade looks angrily at the mom, narrowing all three of their eyes. They point at Hivemind.
Jade: "Look lady, I'd love to leave. But I can't. Not till the big beehive in the corner tells me what to do with this clown."
Panel four, middle right ninth of page:
Hivemind's beehive head begins shaking and rattling around.
Jade: "About time!"
Panel five, bottom third of page:
A small bee crawls out of Hivemind's mouth and onto his head.
Bee: "Banish him to the land of holiday movies so that he can wreak havoc on bland white people who's only personally trait is Chrismass."
Page Two:
Panel one, top third of page:
Jade grabs Chris by the arm and pulls him out of the living room.
Chris: "I didn't do anything wrong. It's my holiday! I'm Chris Mass!!"
Jade: "Doesn't matter. Come on."
Panel two, middle left sixth of page:
Without moving in any way, Hivemind slowly begins hovering off the ground.
Panel three, middle right sixth of page:
Hivemind shoots through the roof, leaving a large hole in it.
Panel four, bottom third of page:
the family stares at the destroyed living room and newly formed sky light in shock.
Mom: "Do you think our insurance will cover that?"
Page Three:
Panel one, top left quarter of page:
Jade walks down the street, continuing to pull Chris with him. Chris looks concerned, Jade looks tired.
Chris: "Where are you taking me?"
Jade: "You'll see, we're almost there."
Panel two, top right quarter of page:
Chris and Jade arrive at a large set of gates with a security guard standing in front of them.
Panel three, bottom left quarter of page:
Jade approaches the gates but the security guard stops him.
Guard: "Sorry pal, you missed auditions. We don't need any Chrismass ninjas or mall Santas."
Panel four, bottom right quarter of page:
Jade delivers one quick strike to the security guards jaw, knocking him unconscious.
Page Four:
Panel one, top third of page:
Jade runs at the gate and vaults over the top. Chris stares in amazement.
Panel two, middle third of page:
Jade disappears behind the gate, leaving Chris alone.
Panel three, bottom third of page:
The gate swings open. Jade sticks their head out and gestures for Chris to follow them inside.
Page Five:
Panel one, top quarter of page:
Jade leads Chris inside, gesturing at the things in front of them that are out of frame. Chris stares in wide eyed amazement.
Jade: "Here we are!"
Chris: "It's beautiful!"
Panel two, middle half of page:
The two stand in the bottom of the panel as the reader finally gets to see what they're looking at. They're in a movie studio. In front of them are multiple movies being shot. Scenes include families running and playing in fake snow, couples making out under lampposts in the fake snow, kids building snowmen out of fake snow and a fake interior of a living room with a family setting up a Chrismass tree covered in fake snow.
Chris: "Now, if you'll excuse me..."
Panel three, bottom quarter of page:
Chris puts his fake beard back on, his eyes shining with determination.
Chris: "...I have work to do!"
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