the only thing worse than have having an extended family groupchat made up of entirely millennials and boomers with millennial energy that consists mostly of my uncle only sending us pictures of his kitchen cabinets with 500 word paragraph updates and everyone ignoring anything that isnt a cabinet update is my boomer (? idk no one knows her age and shes looked the same for my entire life) step granma creating an nearly identical second extended family group chat just to wish everyone happy thanksgiving where she proceeds to be surprised that my one cousin is engaged because no one ever told her because she wasn't in the first family group chat
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Random Concept: Terry Silver with a TikTok-obsessed Beloved
It would be cute if beloved wanted to film cute couple moments with Terry.
Spicier with Terry during the Halloween season because of all the Ghostface masks trending.
I can imagine Gen Z beloved doing something like the Gothic Baby account if they have a kids with Terry.
Like, I do think Terry Silver, in his old age majorly keeps up with trends.
He always has.
He always had his finger on the pulse of the 'brand new thing'.
More so than young people, undoubtedly --- he's a businessman, after all.
He's too clever not to keep up. That's how he can blend in so perfectly and adapt if need be, being chameleonic in nature, changing and transforming with the times. It's how he can manipulate perceptions and cultural norms --- by being in touch with things around him, sure, like the advent of social media. The Online sphere. Being Vegan for a while, because that's a la mode and acceptable in a more Liberal, upper crust crowd in Los Angeles --- it's admirable, even. A societal badge that says one's a conscientious, good person (And Terry Silver's just that? Right?) when that wouldn't have been the case in the past. Thirty years ago it was perhaps the discourse between nuclear and fossil fuels or green new energy that mattered, and today, it's all about Tik Tok. It's Twitter. Or X, rather. And what's trending on there --- the type of stuff that can make or break one's reputation because someone said something stupid or cancel-worthy two decades ago. Heck, even the branding of social media itself changes, having one name and taking on another practically overnight! The world moves fast and Terry Silver moves with it. But, in spite of him been keenly aware what's what and what it means, I envision his Online presence is incredibly scarce and unbelievably curated on purpose and what information can be found on him on the Internet has been fine combed and is continuously fine combed so really, not only can you not find anything too controversial about him on there (maybe just the right amount of controversial, tactically speaking; acceptable controversies, as to not make him seem too inhumanly saintly and by extension, unrealistic, too suspicious and fake) --- you can't even really find anything much of anything in general except what Terry deliberately and specifically wants on there. Man's incredibly private all while putting up a facade that he's an open book --- which, don't be fooled, he's anything but.
What I mean to say with this is that Terry Silver undoubtedly wouldn't be on Twitter, for example, posting his actual, real opinions about...anything. He's smart like that.
So, any beloved of his? Gen Z or otherwise?
Chances are, they wouldn't be chronically Online either.
They wouldn't be on Tik Tok, plastering videos of themselves, their family or Terry Silver himself for the world to see consistently, because the thought of thousands of people (Voyeurs, the way an already voyeuristic Terry would see it) tuning in to see and watch his beloved --- random punks commenting on them, expressing their opinions willy-nilly, judge, complementing them, leering, passing, bookmarking, downloading and sharing said clips around unstoppably, without any monitoring as to how they could use and abuse such material...legitimately forever --- well, it presses the button of someone fiercely territorial, jealous, possessive, protective and control oriented like Terry. He doesn't like it. He doesn't allow it. He thinks it's bullshit. He would take advantage of someone's else's uploads Online for sure, if push ever came to shove, so maybe it is a bit of projection on his behalf, that somehow, someone, somewhere, would do the same to him and someone who belongs to him to weaken him or retaliate against him, so to take precaution against it, beloved's presence Online becomes, possibly, even scarcer than his, because they're the most precious thing he has and when something or someone's precious or valuable, they're tucked away. Hidden, in ways. Plus side to this, though --- I can envision Terry Silver, like a man who was young in the 70's and 80's being big on home videos instead. Private collections for his private viewing pleasure and usage only. Cute couple moments galore are permissible --- everything is permissible, in fact --- but these recordings, lets call them, belong and remain explicitly in Terry Silver's private care, because he's a man who doesn't wear his heart on his sleeve and tends to strategically tuck away everything that ever mattered to him. Everything that makes him vulnerable. Everything that can compromise or damage him. Most of everything he really is from the public. Includes beloved. Whatever children he might or might not have with them.
If someone was somehow skillful enough to discover their names and Google them, chances are, nothing specific comes up in their search results. Not anywhere.
That's deliberate.
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YOUR MALLEUS POST IS JUST!!!!! AGDKFFLSVFL!!!! WHO KNOWS HOW MANY TIMES I RE-READ THAT THING BUT IT WAS WORTH THE WAIT!!!! 😫😭👌🖤💚
I'm so late to this but thank you so much Knight!! 🖤💚🖤💚 I'm so happy you enjoyed Blindfolded Malleus... I was so excited for you to read it, and I'm very happy it lived up to the hype and anticipation!!! Truly, I am so honored and grateful that you would re-read something so long 🥹 it amazes me how supportive you are!! I hope I can continue to write things that you enjoy! One day in the [regretfully] far future I swear to you that I will put out an Idia fic just for you hehehe. I'm so overwhelmed by the amount of things I am excited to write, but I guess that is a wonderful problem to have! I only wish I had more time in the day to write, but alas, such is life. Why the fUCk am I writing so formal right now daiohssadoi;hdSAO not me saying BUT ALAS. SUCH IS LIFE????? It is so.
I'm actually taking a TWELVE DAY vacation from work starting on the 22nd so I might actually do a little request event where people can send me like kink prompts or something. I think that'll be fun!
Okay and FINE I'll do some fluff prompts too for the fluff people but please don't judge my fluff too harshly, I'm still learning!!! For some reason smut just comes naturally dhaDSAHIDDASijdsan I'll start gathering some prompts and we will do a little ask game or something.
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whenever i hear the gen z stuff, like i give the younger folk flack sometimes but its always in jest ykno, but it leaves a bad taste in my mouth to think them unfocused and rude. maybe they are, fuck if i know, i havent been in school for years now. but its strange. are they really unfocused, or are you just bad at teaching. pointing at a board and giving out homework is not teaching. no offense. and frankly i sympathize with kids who don't listen to authority; kind of respect it, in a sense. not rudely mind you, but idk. kids been treated like they can't have their own thoughts and feelings and autonomy, they get spoken over and forgotten, their needs are always assumed rather than asked, and then people are frustrated that children are actually telling authority to fuck itself. like maybe if we treated children in a non-patronizing way. they're not stupid, they're not naive. their word holds as much weight as anyone elses, and its that, for me, that kinda like. Yeah. I get it man. you're frustrated, you hate school, you hate doing work you don't care about, you hate the world, you hate everything. but it won't always be like that forever, and i know it wont. so i really don't care for the whole "technology ruined Gen Z" shit. no, parents not understanding how to see their children as people did. parents and communities not even trying to see eye to eye with their kids did. everybody wanna be like. these kids need discipline, bitch okay? these kids need attention and someone to understand. you punish and then give no recourse to better themselves. and theyre not ruined, theyre kids. even "problem" children are kids. and kids can fucking suck, they can be the cruelest motherfuckers on earth and there is no excuse for that. but i just think kids got it real fucking bad nowadays, between the state of social media and the way the world treats them like an afterthought. and when they do matter, theyre being used
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are there any memes that roderich would enjoy or is he simply too much of an old man for them?
seeing that I think canonverse roderich uses a 15 year old desktop computer that he complains about being slow yet refuses to upgrade it, i don’t think he’s very good at keeping up with memes at all.
luckily, we have kugelmugel. i’m sure they text him things with 0 context with no warning.
think the best way to describe it is like: I’m sure rod would read the far side but he Would find cow tools funny.
bro probably thinks you pronounce meme as “mehmeh” but it won’t stop him from finding strange memes kugel sends to be funny.
also. probably really specific memes about chess or very in the trenches of his interests. I think about this rly unhinged Schubert fan account a lot basically.
tl;dr he might be a bit confused but he’s not as much of a killjoy as you’d assume
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