The Clones As People and Things At The Drive In Theatre
Decided to take my siblings to our local drive in on route 66 and while the first movie is playing (Top Gun 2, I'm here for Jurassic World next) I had to do one of these bad boys because I forgot how ridiculous people were at these places.
Rex- foot long greasy corn dog I ate as soon as we got here
Echo- cursing as you try and find the fucking drive in channel on the radio because you didn't read the sign at the front
Fives- the high schoolers working security. Bless them they are taking it so seriously
Jesse- the guy next to me already asleep in his lawn chair
Kix- the lady in PJs and slippers down the row, living her best life.
Tup- cash only concession stand without an ATM
Dogma- the dad threatening to take his kids home because they keep going to the bathroom and wanting snacks, running to the playground and back, etc
Hardcase- the oldies music playing before the shows.
Coric- the heart attack I am going to have from eating all of the concessions food
Bly- teen couple making out in the kids beat up pick up trucks bed on our other side
99- golf cart attendants driving around helping people in the dark
Cody- looking up and seeing stars. I love this
Waxer/Boil- kids running and playing tag between the cars
Wolffe- the neon lights and classic vibes of the concessions building
Boost/Sinker- the asshole behind me whose headlights keep turning on every 5 minutes
Hunter- some fucking nerd next to me is dressed up in an aviator jacket and sunglasses like Maverick, to note it is currently 101 degrees Fahrenheit
Wrecker- the massive humps in the parking spots to angle ur car, I swear I almost lost my exhaust
Tech- the kid in the car next to us playing on his iPad instead of watching
Crosshair- the stinky and smelly microscopic bathroom
Omega- the truck bed of kids in my dad truck. Little brothers, nieces, and nephews all bundled up and having a great time 🥰
Howzer- cute manager 👀
Gregor- girl complimented my shirt at the exact same moment I complimented her hair 😭
Fox- the amount of caffeine I drank in order to stay up til 2am for both of these movies
Interviewer: So, how would you describe your relationship with your Jedi?
Rex: *long, long, long, long sigh* Idiot siblings.
Cody: don't get me started
Rex: to clarify, I'm not the idiot.
Colt: *wordlessly pulls up sleeve to reveal "I-heart-Mom" tattoo on his bicep*
Cody: I have sympathy for Rex because Skywalker just DOES things but Kenobi, he, he thinks things through, and then he STILL does those things even if they're HORRIBLE IDEAS—
Fox: *chugs coffee, slams cup down so hard it breaks* bold of you to assume I have a Jedi
Gree: Not family, but definitely close friends.
Cody: —reckless, ridiculously self-sacrificing, no regard for his own safety—
Grey, dead serious, no hesitation: caleb is my son
Whatever clones are in Master Tapal's battalion: *chanting, one of them holds Cal up like Simba* BABY BOY BABY BOY BABY BOY
Cody: —can't even leave him alone for two minutes because he goes and loses his lightsaber in the middle of a battle—
Ponds: I'd like to say we're blood-brothers bound through the heat of battle because that sounds neat, but honestly, Master Windu and I, we're—we're fire-forged coworkers.
Wolffe: I can neither confirm nor deny that I bought Master Plo a Galaxy's Best Dad mug
Cody, staring vacantly into space: I'm so underpaid
Bly: no comment
Cody, after finding out how badly the Corries are being treated: Who hurt you?
Fox, snorting: What, do you want a list?
Wolffe, getting his blaster ready: ...Yes, actually.
Sometimes, when I have a migraine, and my kid talks nonstop for hours, I just relate to Wolffe on a personal level
Tired Dad of a few dumbass kids
(Wolffe and Cody got in a fight while Rex is an innocent angel who has done nothing wrong, ever)
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